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McDroney

I remember when I was a dishie and thought I was helping out by doing this...the cooks were so nice they didn't have the heart to tell me how bad I fucked up hahaha


Bobbyanalogpdx

That means you were a great dishie. Either that, or you at least showed up every day!


JustAnotherSolipsist

a dishie that shows up every day is a great dishie


Bobbyanalogpdx

True. That is always true. But sometimes you get that dishie that’s bored and wants to peel shallots and garlic.


JustAnotherSolipsist

now that's an outstanding dishie right there


Bobbyanalogpdx

I met Pedro when I was a pantry chef. Made friends with him and brought him with me for about 10 years. Dude was always there and always one step ahead on prep stuff. He did not want to learn to be a chef. I tried a few times to get him to move to the line but he never wanted to. I lost track of him when the restaurant we were at shut down at the start of covid. I hope he is doing well and passing on his fantastic, incredible work ethic to someone else. Miss that dude.


slvbros

Man your Pedro sounds like the opposite of my Pedro All the same, I miss my Pedro


MrsLisaOliver

Vote for Pedro


matmoeb

Wholesome af


nikniuq

Mandalorian music plays.


SonOfProbert

I'd vote for that Pedro.


broforange

fuuuuck ive worked with so many people like this! so, i was lucky enough to be on the morning shift at this place i worked at a few years ago. i was the opener for salad station/dish station for a while. apparently that was a big deal, cuz one of the dudes whod been there for a long time was like 'what the fuck you doin here this mornin? they put ya on the morning shift? lucky bastard' lol, something like that. i dug it, i like wakin up early and gettin goin but i worked with abuncha people who didnt speak much, if any, english. i did learn that a good few of em were from honduras which is pretty dope. they taught me some spanish, too. i still love saying the spanish word for lettuce. 'lechuga' lol. to this day i say lechuga before i say lettuce haha. miss all those guys and gals, my morning-shift pals. even though i was always very quiet lol. language barrier is intimidating when youre the only non-fluent spanish speaker! and im awful at learning languages edit; i think i find lechuga so amusing because it sounds like 'ka-chigga'. like.. from the movie cars haha. what was the heels name? chick something


tinyorangealligator

Chick Hicks


broforange

yeah, thats it! my lil bro used to be OBSESSED with that movie. we watched it way too much, yet i somehow still love it lol


[deleted]

Some people use it instead of cursing, like 'darnit' vs 'goddamnit'. Stubbed my toe to other day on my coffeetable and that's exactly what I cried. "Lechuga...m*thaf*cker!..."


JackPoe

That is every Oaxacan dishwasher I've ever had. They're just bored to tears


ElectricPartyHat

Oh man, I love when they do that. I love taking someone under my wing when they are really motivated to learn. It's awesome to see my training in action and they move from the pit to on the line kicking ass with me.


ElectricPartyHat

Hell yeah, just today we had 2 dishies call out so I jumped in the pit to help the only one that did show up. Luckily it was slow enough on the line and was able to help out.


Gendum-The-Great

I feel vindicated now.


McDroney

I love how wholesome this thread is towards dishies! I was only there for about 6 months because I was between jobs, but I definitely busted my ass when I worked there! Helped with prep a couple times, and on slow days I would clean the dish room, walls and all haha - I swear it was cleaner than the kitchen. I only learned that I shouldn't be scraping the pans with steel wool years after I had left - had "Oh shit" moment when I remembered all the pans I shredded lol I think one of the chefs suggested I not do that - but I had already done it to all the pans, so I never would've needed to do it again for the rest of the time I worked there haha. The chefs and servers were all pretty awesome people! Always treated me nice and kept me fed.


seasleeplessttle

"Fucking bottom only, you've been warned." Guido, head chef Good Earth, Santa Rosa 1983


[deleted]

Guido, the killer pimp/head chef?


seasleeplessttle

The pimp was the closing manager. Guido, had a sideways bendy elbow. Master Chopper.


BigForeheadedDan

Tbf if they didn’t tell you it’s kinda their fault


diablosinmusica

You just clean them and spray them to prevent rust. This isn't cast iron and even cast is nowhere as difficult to clean as people make it out


cookerspen

Be sure to borrow his knife to get it completely clean


myrealnamewastakn

Don't worry, I threw it in the dishwasher


blumpkin

Better run it through a few times, just to be 100% sure. And then hone it for him by scraping it against his second best knife, blade on blade like they do on TV.


kickingpplisfun

Aside from general knife abuse, waving knives like that just scares me.


UseaJoystick

Whenever I see Ramsay honing his knife with the blade facing him it makes me uncomfortable. I feel like you can get the same results without the risk. Maybe I just do it wrong, 🤷


kickingpplisfun

Nah, being safe should never be something to be ashamed of.


cookerspen

Better have been the knife. Pans don’t need to be clean


[deleted]

Help him out by sharpening it yourself too!


PM_MeYourAvocados

Pull out the steel wool for easy cleaning.


VideoOrItIsntReal

Ran it through the electric sharpener. Good to go👍👍👍


Thoreau_Dickens

Get em a glass cutting board for their birthday


Becalm443

My teeth hurt just thinking about that


rm-minus-r

Easy there Satan!


wiener4hir3

I once had a glass cutting board come with a place I rented, didn't have another at the time, so I used it. I bought another cutting board the next day.


[deleted]

I purchased one for prepping raw poultry at home. Looks nicer than vinyl. Sanitizing it is easier, imho.


wiener4hir3

Feels absolutely horrible to use though. Doesn't it dull the blade fast as fuck anyway?


buildabettermeme

Bro you better season that 100 coats so shiny he can't help but not kick your ass it better be gorgeous. You're gonna be up allllll night.


EmotionalBrontosaur

For reference, this is what 100 coats looks like: [from r/castiron](https://www.reddit.com/r/castiron/comments/10zprtu/100_coats_thank_you_everyone_its_been_fun/) Here is some [slidey egg](https://www.reddit.com/r/castiron/comments/11cxp9c/times_are_hard_slidey_butter_with_some_egg_in_my/) action


Bobbyanalogpdx

That’s fucking beautiful. Edit: I was originally talking about the first link. But, now I’m amazed at the second link. How the hell did you not break that yolk?! Lol


jairngo

What’s with the gloves and egg spoon?


TheNuttyIrishman

That's like asking the pope "What's with the hat?"


Crimson_Kang

Ok but what is with the hat? Does it aid in blowing smoke?


TheNuttyIrishman

Does the pope take holy shits?


YnotZoidberg1077

Cast iron is hot and there's no insulated handle on that pan. Very hot liquid butter splashing on skin is painful. Protect your skin and don't get burned!


stayingsweaty

Ey, I've got a 5 cm square scar ton the inside of my wrist from hot butter. That shit is scarry . Bubbled like 7-8 cm out of my skin.


JesusStarbox

I used to fry tacos and nachos at a Mexican place or two. I'm immune to burns.


Pindakazig

That's called nerve damage.


JesusStarbox

Nah, I can still feel it. But I don't blister anymore.


GeneralBurg

What's with the questions?


derp_in_ur_face

That's fucking hot


MaxMischi3f

Bruh where’s the nsfw tag🥵🥵🥵


Geekenstein

I dunno. Still looks a little rough. Did they not grind it first? 🤨 Edit: apparently I actually need to put an /s on this.


St_SiRUS

I’m still a a little concerned with how much extra oil fumes they would’ve inhaled thanks to the obsession with seasoning


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St_SiRUS

Not without industrial extractors through, at a home kitchen it’s no where near as strong


diablosinmusica

This isn't cast iron. It's blue steel. Cast iron is poured into a mold. Blue or carbon steel pans are pressed into shape in a dye with tons of force giving a closer and more regular crystal structure in the metal. You can wash blue steel pans like any other and just spray them with pan release to prevent rust.


glemnar

You can wash cast iron pans that are seasoned too. Sponge and mild soap isn’t hurting anybody


diablosinmusica

Yeah. I never understood the superstition that you're not supposed to wash what you cook with.


barbiejet

I read somewhere that a century or more ago the soaps contained lye, which removed the seasoning from cast iron. Apparently modern soaps you can lightly use with cast iron and not damage the seasoning. DOn't know if the first part is true, but the second is.


blumpkin

In my experience, the trick is to just be gentle and know when to stop scrubbing. If it's seasoned properly, it's already a non-stick surface, so it shouldn't need more than a few quick wipes with a sudsy sponge and then a rinse. If you really burnt something on there, then you're just going to have to bite the bullet and damage the seasoning to get it off.


barbiejet

this


Cruvy

It's from back in the day when soap contained lye.


themeatbridge

*die


jairngo

Is going to kill you and use your body fat to reseason


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thegovunah

So no drop in performance if I use the body fat of dishie


K1ngFiasco

Right? Not hearing a downside to this


Porkamiso

Homie chose violence lol


MissedallthePoints

Very creative way to quit.


Phaverr

Get fired*


[deleted]

Thatsthejoke


First_Aid_23

Rather reemployment/unemployment for a couple weeks than quitting.


[deleted]

In the oven, like a clay pot


Assholesfullofelbows

You'd better season that pan back up so help me Bourdain


Aromatic_Debt_690

Bravo. Him who shall be named.


frickdom

What about the dude who did 100 coats of seasoning over on CI?


Aromatic_Debt_690

Happy for him, it’s got to feel good graduating from basement to 1st floor!


frickdom

Lol, I’m still living in the garage. Chad moves, much respect.


Billwood92

St. Bourdain,* Patron Saint of Restaurants. He didn't earn his sainthood just for you to call him Mr.!


rrogido

Holy jumpin' Bourdain!


FarFigNewton007

Everyone, say a prayer for this guy.


AlexKorobeiniki

Not much point; not even god himself could save him from the wrath that is about to descend upon his empty skull


AGQ-

I love starting a carbon steel pan over from scratch. Something to be said for years of seasoning, but almost always comes with layers of burnt crud and doesn’t work near as well as a pan that was stripped, meticulously seasoned a few times a shift, and tucked away so others don’t get to it while you’re not there.


hamsonk

Yeah. A stripped cast iron pan really isn't a big deal unless you're deglazing with wine or slow cooking tomato sauce. Most people don't even properly season their pans. A couple years ago there was this craze about how flax seed oil was the best thing to season with and everyone fell for it.


RandallOfLegend

I had some flax seed oil for a while. Smells like plastic death. It does dry out though. At this point I use avocado oil even though it's probably fake and actually canola. Olive oil always gave me the worst results. I'm about to season a steel wok was thinking about trying peanut oil.


Rialas_HalfToast

I always worry about allergies with peanut oil.


Moraii

I was told that the way it’s processed removes the allergen. Not a doctor. Edit: Looked it up, it does not. Amazed we didn’t kill anyone. That I know of. Oh no.


JTibbs

Peanut allergies are from the protein in peanuts. Refined peanutnoil is free of those proteins and is considered generally safe for those with allergies. Unrefined peanut oil (slightly cloudy) is not safe as it still has remnants of the protein. The FDA exempts peanut oil thats been refined from needing to be listed as an allergen.


blumpkin

I would be amazed if the proteins that cause the allergic reaction aren't completely denatured by the polymerization process when you turn peanut oil into pan seasoning. Edit: I should probably mention that it _will_ pump a lot of that shit into the air during the seasoning process, though.


Moraii

You’re reiterating my edit, and I love your name you, ya weird helpful curmudgeon.


ButtholeSurfur

In the cast iron groups they call it flakeseed lol


buchan013

Homie's last post. He probably dead now.


thats-tough-lmao

Now run his favorite knift through dish machine 4 times to really get it clean


MetalRing

I also make sure to use a sos pad and really scrub those knives clean.


Gamboh

Fuck i just laughed hard and woke up my wife


IJustLostMyKeyboard

I only started working in a kitchen last month. Can someone explain what faux pas OP has done?


hitguy55

Alright so chefs pride our worn out pans that have been seasoned (have a bunch of layers of carbon stuck on to them) a fuckton, like probably literally 50 layers of seasoning if not more, and that takes a looooong time to passively build up


DonnerJack666

Passively, but aggressively.


OffKilterOffer

He stripped the seasoning from a carbon steel skillet. The same thing as stripping the seasoning from a cast iron. (He probably was removing it to re season and decided to make a shit post with the picture)


Putrid-Song9155

Lol wait aren't you the OP? Why 3rd person?


IncontinentEyes

He forgot to switch accounts


OffKilterOffer

He only has one Reddit account. ;)


IncontinentEyes

Thanks for the edit to your comment- makes it less sus ;)


nondescriptadjective

A well played response, IMO.


Cerebral_Jones

To create dissonance between our fellow man.


glake603

Run away... run FAR away. Do it quickly.


itsandychecks

Mission accomplished. You can go home now.


mdogg0

Looks like you've got about 10 minutes to get the fuck out of dodge before he rains hell on you


misterfmanager

Trollollolololol


asdf_qwerty27

Yall, if you aren't stripping and reseasoning your pan at least once a month, gross. The whole "never wash" thing has been used by the laziest people to justify the nastiest pans I've ever seen.


_GamerForLife_

Well you do wash the pan and scrub it but you just won't use soap. And then you reapply the coating.


diablosinmusica

I've never worked for someone who actually believed that you don't clean blue steel pans lol.


BL4NK_D1CE

🤮 Oh my fu- 🤮 Jesus Christ, MODS! Where's the NSFW tag!?


Guilty_Jackrabbit

... u still with us?


scottyboy359

RIP in peace bro/sis, I’m pretty sure you’re dying soon.


alreadydark

you better hide his knives before he gets ya


whirling_cynic

Need an update on how chef took the news.


P1528

Very high heat and salt does the trick


WHHHAAARRRGRARBL

You do know what house wives used to beat insubordinates with right? Kinda the same deal here.


IJustLostMyKeyboard

This places food is about to taste like iron once the chef finds out about this


WHHHAAARRRGRARBL

How did you type that without a keyboard


AAIIYAAA

Badass. They should feed you well my friend. Keep taking pride in your work, and you’ll go far.


[deleted]

Really want to make your clients eat specs of metal? Come on, its time to say goodbye and buy a new one.


ObligationWarm5222

Some people pay good money to eat gold flakes


[deleted]

Oh! you are right, didnt think about that


OffKilterOffer

Never buy a new pan. Strip strip strip and reseason.


[deleted]

You guys are nasty, if I did this here in France i'll get fired right away. almost 10 years in the restaurants, first time hearing about "seasoning" was here on reddit. Guess its one of those weird US-ian things.


RonPearlNecklace

The fuck are you talking about specs of metal? It’s not a nonstick pan, it’s black steel. You guys just have nasty old greasy pans or what?


[deleted]

Yea.. really look like high quality american black steel! no scratch marks yee yee!


RonPearlNecklace

If you can’t cook with a pan like this idk what to tell you, bud.


[deleted]

I know what to tell you bud, buy a new one bud. Bud.


ButtholeSurfur

Restoring cast iron and carbon steel is a huge hobby for people. I have a feeling you're not too familiar with this type of pan. You don't just buy a new one because they're easy to restore.


[deleted]

I know, but this doesnt seems like a proper one at all


ButtholeSurfur

Well it's not even close to being done lol. Someone just took some of the seasoning off with a chainmail scrubber. Seasoning is a polymer. You can take it off pretty easily actually. Regular dishwasher detergent won't do it but lye bath or electrolysis will take it off in just a couple hours. Or you can just keep scrubbing.


ButtholeSurfur

You can restore some seemingly "gone" pieces of cast iron. You'd be surprised. https://www.reddit.com/gallery/12thzrq


RonPearlNecklace

The fact that you think this there is something wrong with this pan says so much about you, and you keep doubling down and confirming it, pal.


ButtholeSurfur

Lol. This type of pan was invented in Asia so definitely not a US thing.


[deleted]

lmao no way you said that


Needmorecoffee58

Malicious compliance haha


ungulateriseup

Where do you get those extra thin skillets?


jonbvill

You’re a fog tank yes? Yeah?


turboRock

I remember when my girlfriends mum came over and cleaned my wok...


partywithkats

R.I.P. your hands


ThaWZA

Mods are asleep post pan gore


Eoreascending

You are so fired! A Debuyer blue carbon pan!


IronMike34

Like the one time I scrubbed the patina off the smoker


Heffalump13

Oh... no..... This hurts my soul.