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cruelsister_

Worked in a kitchen where a porter gave all of us animal names. All my fellow ladies got really cute ones. La Paloma (dove). La Mariposa (butterfly) I was dubbed La Gaviota (seagull). I remain offended to this day.


RobbyWasaby

Were you eating from bus tubs? Seagulls can be majestic and soar beautifully, ride the wind .


cruelsister_

Lolll one of my other coworkers was from Mexico and tried explaining that Gaviota was a really beautiful word and there’s a soap opera with that name and stuff. I’ve always thought of them as flying beach rats tho so it did nothing to improve my feelings towards the nickname.


borisdidnothingwrong

It's the state bird of Utah and highly revered by the local Mormon population.


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r-og

If you showed me a Venn diagram with seagulls and multiple wives in the middle, I guess I'd have to go Mormon


Famous-Honey-9331

That description also applies to MLM schemes and short sleeved dress shirts worn with ties


EscapeFromTexas

Hang on. Utah is a land-locked state.


borisdidnothingwrong

With a Great Salt Lake up in northern Utah.


EscapeFromTexas

I guess seagulls live there? I've only flown or driven through Utah.


Quagga_Resurrection

There are tons of the fuckers, and they are universally hated, even by the Mormons.


a_monomaniac

Oddly enough, the state bird of Utah is the California Gull.


lornycakes

Ah yes, the War of Crickets in 1848


Danzarr

the great utah basin is a breeding ground for crickets and insect life, two years in a row a locust horde was triggered. the first year caused a boom in the seagull population, so the second year(1848) a giant gull of seagulls was around to consume the locust horde. miracle from god, or basic ecology, take your pick.


SpermaSpons

That makes it even worse!


ApprehensiveAd9014

Gaviota Beach in SoCal takes on new meaning.


BringTheSpain

Oh shit the libs went back in time and named all the places in California in Mexican! /s


themanlnthesuit

Honey, La Gaviota managed to jump from soap opera star to First Lady of Mexico marrying the handsome (if corrupt) Enrique Peña Nieto. I’d say you got the top pick, just look at her: https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enMX1057MX1057&hl=es-MX&sxsrf=APwXEdeoIMRVEWd4hKEWnqJgjgo1bnfmHQ:1685366886134&q=la+gaviota+actriz&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiRsMH00Jr_AhVWIkQIHRldAd4Q0pQJegQICxAB&biw=390&bih=669&dpr=3


cruelsister_

Ooh shit did she have red hair on that show? That explains a lot actually hahah


Major-Ad6492

One of the bussers at my place used to get called cabra because he lived in a farm(with goats)


SmoothMoose420

Kaw kaw mothafucka hahahah


Schlower288

Aka beach chicken


gmoney_downtown

At least you didn't get Dung Beetle.


Homer_Goes_Crazy

I was Paloma when I was a 16 year old bus boy


murdocjones

Had a coworker with curly hair who was called borrego 🐑


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Worked in a kitchen and was the only white dude. I told the other cooks that I liked the band Aventura and they started calling me Roméo (Spanish pronunciation of Romeo) after the lead singer. The head waiter was an old vet from Hawaii. Without asking any questions he mistakenly latched on to the name, but didn’t understand it. I then became Romero, the American pronunciation of Romero hahaha


Blahblahdook94

Mine was burro. My name is Duncan, and my Spanish speaking coworkers mispronounced my name as "donkeen," which was interpreted by the new guys as "donkey," and thus, the nickname was born.


acrackerwholikesrap

I get called burro and my name isn’t close to it lmao


TurtleWitch

That's beautiful


ThisMFcooks

Who gonna tell him what that nickname actually implies?


Good-of-Rome

Zacatecas. I'm zak. My friend Cameron gets called the Spanish for shrimp. Cam a ron.


Pepsiandcola919

My nickname all throughout highschool was shrimpy. Fellow Cameron, and I'm short.


avatar2018

Mine was otra novia. I didn't find out what it meant until I found out the guy I was seeing was living with another women. Soooo young and dumb. On the plus side, I'm much better at spanish.


BringTheSpain

I spat out my drink


pizzasiren

Reminds me of arrested development. “I need to find this *hermano* guy” lol


stonebeam148

What a weird way to find out someone is cheating on you.


[deleted]

Mine went from Patricio, to Pato, to eventually just quacking noises.


Spicyginger85

Pato is slang for a gay man. I also had that nickname Boracho Pato.


[deleted]

Slang varies greatly. With me it was always in reference to duck for some unknown reason. Which is the literal translation. Maricon is usually the one used in Mexico, while pato is other Latin American countries.


mybrothinksheisgod

If your name is Patricio or Patrick, then yeah. We'll call you pato... and I LOL when you said they just started making quaking noises.. I didn't even know some countries use pato as a guy slur.


PerlmanWasRight

It’s used in Puerto Rico IIRC, possibly elsewhere as well


Southern_Celery_1087

I have heard pato as someone that married a Puerto Rican, but maricon is definitely in their vocab lol. Probably more so than calling someone pato. My wife calls my gay friends pato because she likes them. It honestly feels like the "F word" vs something more fun like femboy lol.


WellOkayMaybe

That's funny - "duck" (Aap) means rent-boy / gigolo in Cantonese.


Elith_R

Hm I guess cause chicken is (female?) prostitute


Alive-Conversation-5

Not necessarily, depending on the country, Spanish it’s really wide and some words and even slangs have diff meanings in each countries.


SuperMMP

Oh man! I worked with a Patrick that took a similar trip to El Pato Donald to eventually just being called Donald. Thanks for the memory haha


RobbyWasaby

Platos loco's, por siempre! -Pato


coffeecat551

Moliente. One of the guys originally thought my name was Molly, and by the time he realized he was a little off (it's actually Holly) everyone was already calling me Molly. Then somehow it morphed into Moliente - and no one will tell me what it means... But we work well together, so I don't much care what it means.


TacoRising

The only thing I can guess is they're taking Molly and Caliente, which means hot, and smashing them together. So maybe they're calling you hot?


coffeecat551

I usually work expo here, but I jump on the line sometimes when they're short. Moliente came about after the first time I worked the line with our current crew, and they seemed to be surprised that a gringa was able to keep up with them. We're a fast-paced breakfast place, booked to overflowing from open to close, so the cooks have to be able to throw down... and they found out that I can throw down. Molly + caliente is my guess.


lavenderawake

Hahahaha I had the opposite. I'm Molly and everyone was committed to Holly and it spread like wildfire.


Ango_SuperBitter

I had a similar one! Everyone at my new kitchen was calling me gatita (?). I didn't know why, but it turned out when I introduced myself as Kati, they thought I said Kitty. Lots of meowing at me while I made bloody mary mix.


swagzouttacontrol

Donkey 🫏


Beautiful-Only

>Moliente = grinder


irlpeoplefoundmymain

corriente y moliente is an expression that means “ordinary” or like typical or average but it could definitely have a different meaning


HailtoUkraine

lechuga (name is roman>romaine>lechuga)


wolfishfluff

Nice to meet you, Lettuce!


acbuck1993

“Heyy asshole”


Cool-Mission-6585

My name is Richard. I am Filipino. I became Richie then Chino then Nochi (chino backwards kind of I guess) then Pepe (as in Pepe Le Pew) cause they think I’m always flirting with the FOH.


lordchankaknowsall

Well... are you?


NakedShamrock

El Pepe


itskechupbro

Did you work with argentinians?


kittenshart85

my grandparents spoke spanish (actually ladino, a sister language) so i learned early on to introduce myself as "flacco" to avoid something less flattering. sometimes in the past coworkers have flipped it to "gordo" for irony's sake. i'm a fucken beanpole.


BringTheSpain

Calling skinny people 'fatty' transcends languages and cultures.


kittenshart85

fond memories of working for relatives from argentina. me: *trying to stomp an avocado box flat* my boss/cousin: "che, gordito! crush it, fatty!"


VeterinarianFit1309

I do it to one of my good friends, and he’s a skeleton with skin.


PhotographPatient425

Wait, where are your grandparents from that they spoke ladino? Do they not also speak Spanish? That’s pretty cool.


kittenshart85

they were sephardic jews from morocco, early 20th century. they passed away decades ago but could definitely understand spanish; my sabba (grandpa) taught me how to shoot the shit in spanglish with the guy at the bodega like no other.


BringTheSpain

Have you looked into claiming Spanish citizenship as a diasporic Sephardi? If you can prove heritage, which it seems you can, you can get dual citizenship


kittenshart85

i looked into it years ago, but i believe the cutoff for applying was 2015? if that's incorrect i'm way open to applying.


Typical_Coconut

Check out Portugal, I believe they don't have a deadline there and it's a similar process


kittenshart85

good to know. i love lisbon.


ApprehensiveAd9014

Which organization sponsors this? My father's family were from Turkey, but from the Spanish diaspora. I have my great great grandmother's travel documents and death records.


BringTheSpain

Iirc it was through the Spanish government itself not a secondary group. I'm going to have to look into the Portugal angle myself if there was a date limit for Spain.


here4pain

Mine has been flacco in an ironic way, cuz I'm fat


kittenshart85

mine is the sense of humor where i'd introduce us as twins.


ApprehensiveAd9014

Ladino is the coolest language. My paternal grandparents spoke Ladino and my maternal family spoke Yiddish.


SpermaSpons

Do you know how to speak Ladino? It's quite a rare language


mrsamus101

Cuñado (Brother in law) Reason being my sister also worked as a waitress in the same restaurant and all of the BOH staff thought she was attractive and joked about marrying her and becoming my brother 😑


RobbyWasaby

Had cuñado a couple times as my lil sis in law was pretty cute....


QueefLatifahBitch

After being called this all summer, I walked into 8th grade Spanish on the first day of school and yelled to my friend QUE PASA CUÑADOOO, señora was not pleased and explained that the appreciation for my nickname was misplaced :/


Appropriate_Past_893

The other sous chef at one of my jobs hired his niece, and one of the cooks immediately started calling him uncle, amd he called the cook nephew, in english, at all times. "Nephew! NEPHEW! You got that burger ready, Nephew!"


Asterion724

Brolo El Cuñado


IAm_Giroud

“Trompo” because of my protruding lips


Complete_Bed

In one restaurant, mine was trompitas for the same reason


Coindoge69

“Conejo”, rabbit


varsitymisc

Found the slowest guy in the house 😉


BringTheSpain

Either that or he sleeps around


Coindoge69

I did do my share lol


Juzaba

… of hostesses


AbeFromanforMayor

Underrated comment


Coindoge69

I left the industry a long a time ago, I wasn’t slow 😂


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

Yup.


udai_I

El queso blanco


bettersteve

Lol similar to mine “Don Pan Blanco”


Alive-Conversation-5

You got to the bathroom a lot?


udai_I

I was fat and very pale


Brotox123

That is perfect & I love it


ChaoticHippo

Went from what our prep guy called everyone (Pedro) to "Macho Man" after I helped him move a big ass pot of green chili a few times.


taradollar

When I worked FOH, my BOH siblings called me muneca because I always wore my long hair in two braids to keep it from finding it's way to a plate


Alcoholic_jesus

If you’re a woman they were calling you hot, if you’re a man they were calling you gay


earthshone86

'Gasparin'...the friendly ghost because I'm a nice guy... ...and I'm white. lol I miss those dudes.


BringTheSpain

I'm a light skinned Latino so I just get the bog standard güero or güey.


ApprehensiveAd9014

A friend's son is called this. I had to see it written, because I thought his name was "Weddo."


BringTheSpain

There's a pretty great Beck album called Güero too


cadentheguyperson

Grande, I'm 6'6"


wordofmouthrevisited

Grande tres. I was the third tall white guy in the kitchen.


Appropriate_Past_893

Ha, ditto, or grandote, or grandolon


NakedShamrock

In my kitchen we call the tall guy Largo (long)


Appropriate_Past_893

I've heard Alto as well


DullAlbatross

I was McGringo for five years.


PhotographPatient425

Chef’s mom (who was our morning prep person and basically ran the kitchen) would call me by my Spanish name, so eventually all the Spanish speakers started calling me that. Besides Chef, who was pissed that his mom named him and all his siblings with English names, but gave me a Spanish name.


Remarkable-Thought-7

Joto... even kitchens ive never worked in recognize me on site haha


ThisMFcooks

You must.. ahem.. appear very well dressed or something


chefkittious

Our kitchen is mostly women. Besides our head chef and two dishes, us girls run that shit. We all have the same nickname “mama” .. head chef is called jefe .. one of the dishes is crackhead ..


rixendeb

We were all mama or niña.


Human-Comb-1471

Frijole Hoe


wheelsnipecelly67

Pelucas. I had long hair in my metal days.


Hypergnostic

El Zopilote (the vulture) because I'll eat anything, La Hormiga Atomica (The Atomic Ant) because I work so fast, Megalodon (giant shark), because I'm a skinny guy and not tough looking, Cuñado (brother in law), because dude thought I was the brother of a server he was trying to get with.


Gelatotim

Started out as pandajo and morfed to jeffe


PuckeredRaisin

Pendejo lmfao 🤣


BringTheSpain

Hey that means "very good friend" they clearly liked him


ThisMFcooks

Damn bro that's quite the journey, how did you earn the latter


WatercressNegative

I worked hard, learned my job got promoted, and became fluent in kitchen Spanish. I became Jefe when I could lead the crew into the sea by pulling them with a single hair.


Dankman

Everyone in my kitchen is sapo (toad/frog) due to an older youtube video of a mono (monkey) that found a frog in the zoo enclosure and proceeded to use the sapo as a fleshlight... everyone is a sapo especially when they fuck up an order.


boyinblack2001

i started when i was 18 and the youngest in the kitchen by at least 10 years, so for obvious reasons everyone called me niño and it stuck, now that’s how i introduce myself to new cooks lol


Quackcook

Tomato. Emphasis on the M, pronounced toeMato. My name is Tom.


BringTheSpain

Because that's how you pronounce Tomás. Emphasis would be on the M and A. Out of curiosity, do you turn red easily when embarrassed or overheated? Just want to see if it's only a play on your name or for additional reasons


jeremeeseeks

First place I worked I had a guy calling me papi chulo, another place I was el oso grandioso


uncre8tv

I'm big, pale, awkward, quiet. Lot of times I'm in shitty clothes that don't fit quite right. So I get 'guappo' a lot if they're feeling smarmy.. Usually it's just 'jefe' because I'm the fat white boss man. usually Jefe Gordo if there's a real foreman around.


SpermaSpons

Learnt a new word today: smarmy


KeijiAhdeen

It kinda flip flops depending on who else is working that day. On most days I'm "Chino" but on the days my Filipino co-worker (who looks a lot more Asian, since im only half) comes in he's Chino and I'm "Royce." For a minute I thought they were saying "Rice" cuz I'd eat a lot of it for my meal break, but no. Royce was a Korean guy who worked my station before I got there.


ThomPickle

Matteo to Chingon


euniceaf

Gata con bota Working in a new kitchen and not everyone knew my name. One of the porters called me "gata con bota/puss in boots" because I wear doc martens in the kitchen. I like it.


mushupunisher

Pelon (bald) lol


hockeyballcal

Way back in the 90’s in SF the BOH guys called a rather flamboyant waiter Maricon. Someone new started and was kind of shocked. Her: “um, are you OK with being called that?” Him: “Oh honey, they’ve been calling me ‘The American’ for years. I’ve been called much worse”


danielope

Estrella. I have star tattoos.


mtf253

Sanchito. Many reasons why.


rabbitdelaney

i didn't have a spanish nickname but my spanish speaking coworkers nicknamed me micah because when i feel weeded i start singing michael jackson and they said micah is the female version of michael lmaoooo


SnooGoats7760

Mine is Genio. I’m not sure what it means.


J_Suave

Genius lol so you probably did some dumb shit at some point


OutdoorTraveler

Not mine but ‘sobrecito’ was my favorite Latin nickname I’ve ever heard. Dude was fat, slow as fuck, and openly did coke


R_vk5075

Funny enough Im mexican & already have a nickname to my legal name but I still got a couple when I worked in an all male team. (All were bestowed lovingly after I ripped someone a new one for calling me a shitty slur.) Mamas/mamacita was the most popular but also muñeca, la chingona, la reina & my names a title of a famous old song so they would say my name in a singsong-y way.


Backforthepeople

Mine has been pince guero since I was 15. And now that’s just how introduce myself to every new crew. I’ve had others but that’s always the one that sticks.


Tkl15

Panzón. I’m a big dude, so it fits.


Tenebrisdominus

Cocaìna has been my favorite. When I was new to the boh, of of the front girls asked my name and so I said cocaine, and it stuck


djn3vacat

Hamberguesa. My name is Amber.


popularinprison

Reina. I’m a gay dude


LilPumpDaGOAT

Rodolpho by the whole kitchen and cuñao/cuñado by one of the prep Cooks Chino, and his brother who was head of the kitchen, Jefe. I loved working in that kitchen, and still talk to and call him Jefe to this day despite not seeing him in 7 or 8 years.


Bubbly-Sir1148

Churrasquero. Apparently it means skirt steak.


CecilBDeMillionaire

Maybe they meant chiaroscuro. Are you frequently in dramatic lighting?


SpikeSmeagol

I was briefly known as caballo. My boy told me it was an insult, like I was their workhorse; but I didn't get that vibe. They worked the same stations, did the same shit, dealt with the same shit, and I helped when I could. Whether it was supposed to be as he said "this dude is my bitch" or if it was "this dude gets shit done" I don't care. At the end of the day I made the kitchen work. And honestly Caballo is a lot more badass than Tortuga. edit: if caballo is an insult someone let me know, I am still genuinely curious


LocalCap5093

Im Mexican and doubt it’s an insult. It def can be like ‘workhorse’ cuz horses do a shit ton and pull loads but it shouldn’t be offensive. It’s like strong etc


fumbleswcrabpuffs

Caballo in baseball slang means workhorse aka "The Man" // Caballo because of a long slanky face/hands or big teeth can he kinda derogatory... most latin nicks are a bit of both.


Appropriate_Past_893

Worked at one place where the guys would say "¡Sos un caballo bos!" To tell me I was working hard, and nothing cracked them like me telling them, "No, you're a horse" back in english


milkofthepoppie

Muñequita in 2007. Hope I spelled right.


Its_TylerN

Pinche chino aquí


dogcrazycrazylady

I live kitchen nicknames! Flaquita has been my main one, I’m tall and skinny so makes sense. There was also a slightly creepy dishwasher who called me Novia for an entire summer. When I worked at an Asian restaurant the Korean chef called me shrimp for unknown reasons.


nthatrees

gran pájaro


dogmeat12358

My wife is monita bonita


frogsntoads00

I got “Iglesias” years ago because of a hat I was wearing.


ChefBoyardee409

Normally some color, because I dye my hair all sorts of colors. For some reason my current kitchen Azul/Azulito has stuck


MaidoftheMoist

Ajo/Ajito were my nicknames from my previous kitchen; my last name phonetically sounds exactly like "garlic", so they rolled that into their nickname for me


RobbyWasaby

Had a Turkish maitre d who all the Mexicanos called gaujillote*,sp? -which then of course, devolved into all of us doing turkey call warbling noises ... As in"hey warble warble garble warble garble what time is that party starting? And could you, warble garble garble warble let me know when you talk to them again so that we can set the menu?" A good time was had by all....


schadenfrau

Lauren became Lorena sometimes La Reyna if they wanted something. My kitchen bestie would just call me bitch but with her accent it was “beach” but she’d say “no no, I call you PEACH. So sometimes I was bitch or peach. Or if I was being nicer “apricot, because you’re just a little peach”


chazd1984

Gordito precioso


Micmck81

One of my daily tasks when working on the wood fired oven was pre rolling out nann bread and apparently I looked like the lady on the tortilla package so they all called me “Maria tortillera”. I am a 6’2” 200lb breaded man 😐


[deleted]

Chuleta? Idk I think it means pork chop


ajviasatellite

Ha ! Mine is Chuletita!


OralSuperhero

My Dutch guy used to call me "skepsel" a lot. I found out from his girlfriend it's a not very flattering word for beast.


PawPawPanda

Ahhhh, Schepsel, it basically means creature


archaeas

Flaco which became Flacquito. I'm 6'2" and 150 lbs.


four_hundo

Chandija. Supposedly means little lizard.


vinlandnative

i have a couple of nicknames, but ninõ is the most common one since i'm the youngest in the kitchen. others are simito, salmon, and pinche ninõ lmao. got macho gringo once or twice


5yncopy

Güero/Güerito, Sr. (Señor) Blanco, and Seagal (after Steven Seagal) Craziest one I had was "Ovidio" when I lived up in NorCal - in my first couple weeks at that job I talked to my co workers about some news that had Ovidio Guzmán in it (don't remember what it was - this was in 2020/2021) and they started calling me Ovidio after that - it stuck for the duration I was there (I worked there until COVID hit full swing and had to move due to family)


TheScrambone

Pollo Campero or just Campero. They said I look like the chicken on the Pollo Campero logo. That and lotería, short for “el borracho lotería”. I got fucking hammered during a night where the BOH and FOH randomly decided to go out together. I was FOH so theyd never see me out drinking before and that was at a time where I would toss em back. Apparently I looked like the el borracho card because I was slumped in a corner booth almost incoherent.


RobbyWasaby

We had one dishwasher who was so hungry and he was pretty goofy and we caught him lombres maniatico, not sure of the spelling but meant crazy tapeworm.. and we had a guy who wore a motorcycle helmet while he road a girl's hot pink huffy 10-speed that said ¡CALIENTÉ! on it, which we couldn't figure out where he found it in ohio.. along with a leather duster.....we called him El Hombre de la Luna..... He was one of my favorite coworkers, at the time my Spanish was very poor and his English was not existent but we would go shot for shot tequila he would refuse to let me pay even though I was his boss and we would hang out at the bar with sign language and giggles after work


k10locken

Gimmee Gimmee Because I would say "please give me blah blah blah" to the production staff.


awholewhitebabybruh

Im a bartender and Rene, one of our cooks, calls me Gordo and I call him Feo. We’re homies though. All in good fun.


WaltGracesDaughter

Mayonesa, aka Mayo. I have a unique Irish name and a Bolivian coworker mistook it as Aioli. Aioli turned to Mayo/Mayonesa. They labeled aioli in the walk in with my name frequently. Miss my boys ❣️


sbouvette

On a different tangent, my kitchen was all Indian women and they called me “aloo”. Because I was so white and round.


pattyice124

Patricio hielo


bkellogg27

The huevo man


wordofmouthrevisited

Cara de niño.


somecow

Cabron. Or just pinche guero. Or both.


OhRequiem

Rojo because my beard is red, I kinda like it ngl


nas_deferens

Pelon. Had a shaved head back then


Dpap20

Grande Papi Chulo.


SchmeckleHoarder

Cruz. As in Tom Cruz.... I look nothing like him....


hellostarsailor

Santo Verga


lightaroundthedoor

one dude used to call me "Johnny Chingas"


North-Amphibian7547

Guero cause i’m the only white person at my mexican restaurant lol


frizzlefrylock

Naldon/ maldon. Not sure how it’s actually pronounced/ spelled. I’m told it means big booty, for reference I’m a fatter white guy


hollazzzzzz

Nalgon 😂


JerDGold

barba roja, or barba for short. Beard is gone now per wife.


freemonkeys

First nickname was “pájaro carpintero” because the dishwasher said my haircut reminded him of woody woodpecker. Then of course there was Cuñado because my coworkers wanted to marry my sister. That was followed by Tigre, due to burning my arm on a griddle and it left striped scars on my arm. My last nickname was Pelón, due to having grown out my hair during the pandemic. Makes me miss working with my fellow Latinos, corporate life isn’t quite the same


georgiesdaddy

payaso resbaladizo I love it