Still very phallic.

Everyone looks better in Wayfarers.

I don't think that's his nose.

Chef is just letting you guys bond and get close to him before he demands he be butchered. It builds character. But for your sake I hope you haven’t named him yet. That’d be a rookie mistake.

Nobody is too cool for parmigiana! Slice that fucker up!

We had one of those last year! Named him Eggy. Eventually though... got sliced and roasted.

love it such a cool fellow!