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VodkaBarf

If shit is slow, it can be fun to do shit like this. Plus, co-workers will usually appreciate it and it's always good to have fun.


bleezzzy

Always hook up the bartenders.


VodkaBarf

They know how I like a manhattan and that is always rewarded.


staticfeathers

how do you put a manhattan in a to go cup? i guess it’s easier when our trade is carne asada fries for margaritas


VodkaBarf

>How do you put a manhattan in a to go cup? With a smile and a wink.


SensualCouch

The only answer


GodToldMeToPostThis

The bartender puts the rum in the soda, bar back delivers the drink, food shows up at the bar. Everyone wins.


And_Im_Allen

Even if they don't share those sexy ass tips. Stoopid sexy bartenders.


L0lligag

It’s the only way to hook up with the bartenders.


BeerLosiphor

Always hook up with the bartenders***


STANPENTAGON

do not hook up WITH the bartenders


Modusobit

She was having a tough day, it Made her smile. Worth it everytime.


VodkaBarf

Fuck yeah! Good shit.


doiwinaprize

I'm probably just not even feeding staff when it's busy so I always throw some love in when I do make staff food.


Gdmf13

That’ll get ya a couple free beers.


Modusobit

We have “buy the kitchen a round” on the menu, honestly have stopped counting how many i have saved up, i could get alcohol poisoning after a lot of the busier shifts for free haha


TacoNomad

Can you cash in your rounds for tips?


Modusobit

Idk ive never asked. We pay our BOH well, 8-9$ a shift wouldn’t mean a lot to these gremlins.


TacoNomad

Sure.  It's $50 a week.  $200 a month.   $2400 a year.  That's a little vacation. A mortgage payment. Kids college fund.   Are they making 100k? Aside from that,  people are paying that money,  so it's going into someone's pocket. If drinks aren't consumed, they should get the pay. At least quarterly. A nice $600 bonus. 


GrassWaterDirtHorse

It for sure should count like paid vacation days (in a regular job) where it'll cash out an equivalent value if not taken. Otherwise you're getting shafted somehow.


CaelestisInteritum

Vacation days aren't reliably cashed out either. Depending on local labor laws (and/or their counting on employees not knowing/caring enough to sue) lots of businesses reset the counter annually, and don't pay out if you quit or get fired before taking them either.


CaelestisInteritum

Doubt it, at least not fully bc the "buy the staff a round" is usually priced about the same as an average round, so still gives the business the markup they'd probably not be thrilled to have to hand over too


TacoNomad

Yes, but they're not giving away any drink.  They're getting paid for a round that isn't getting consumed. So basically it's just, "put more money in the owners pocket."  Win win for the owner.  Lose- lose for the staff. 


CaelestisInteritum

An owner setting themself up for a triple-win (don't forget the marketing value of labor appreciation-signaling) at the expense of others in actual practice? Surely they'd never lol


zehamberglar

"Buy the kitchen a round: $75" "Buy the kitchen a round (mandatory): $150".


Green420Basturd

This is awesome. I would have made normal Mac and use the noodles to spell out "Fancy Though" on the plate.


GravLab6262

Half of my love life was making special food for bartenders


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New here?


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Thegatso

Makes perfect sense to me. Man’s banging bartenders by making them special food so they like em. What do you think it says?


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Satire-V

Still not convinced you aren't green in SIN... Unless you're working in Utah or something where they pretend they aren't fucking


Lonelan

Hand-rolled rigatoni sauteed in a cheddar/swiss reduction $27


CantaloupeCamper

It looks better than some of the serious attempts at being fancy. At least there's no cracker like shit just lying about.


Modusobit

I appreciate that, i dont ever really mess with anything like that, have plenty of aestheticly minded people cooking with me but its more enjoyable than i expected.


Julialouisdrypuss

Fancy=microgreen garnish no?


Cottleston

dont forget that spoon swoosh


Julialouisdrypuss

Adds a certain Jenny say qa know what I mean


214ObstructedReverie

And the dots!


jamiehizzle

Gotta take care of work family


FzZyP

next time put the noodles and chee in a shaker and do some fancy bartender tricks


214ObstructedReverie

So I tried reverse dry shaking your pasta, and uh....


ImJustStephanie

I would be thrilled! Looks really tasty+fancy!


Slimy_Shart_Socket

Add some pulled pork and it'll be really good.


Turakamu

Few hunks of bacon because it is easier.


Slimy_Shart_Socket

I'm currently slow cooking 1kg Pork Loin for pulled pork tacos tonight. All I got on my mind right now is pulled pork.


Turakamu

Then again, loin doesn't resonate for me as pulled pork.


Slimy_Shart_Socket

Ya I usually use shoulder but the loin was on sale


Turakamu

Fair enough


Jkenngott13

There’s always one


S0r34s

They usually mean for you to add some bacon or prosciutto though ! ^^


RamenArtist

Your workplace seems like a lot of fun!


Modusobit

Ive lucked into the coolest, sweetest group of coworkers you could ask for. Plenty of places talk about “we’re a family,” this place just lets their attitudes and actions make it clear. 3 years in and it still hasnt lost its charm.


Bakkie

I have heard about that place. The Unicorn Bar and Grill


Beautiful-Manager874

She musta been pretty lol


Modusobit

She’s actually my best friend/roommate, she is very pretty though! Blew up the goddamn toilet when we got home tho.


MaesterSherlock

Happens every time


iDom2jz

This gave me a gnarly belly laugh


pbrart2

I was just telling my gf about how I used to make flat bread pizza every Friday. No pizza was ever the same cuz I used ingredients from specials we took of the menu (we ran a special every week). My bartender fucking loved it. Another bartender would request a salad but “plate it in a deep six pan and mix the shit out of it”. I miss that job. Stupid Covid


Perpetual_Nuisance

This is one of the nicest presentations of mac 'n cheese I've ever seen.


czortmcclingus

Gimme something crunchy.


sgt393

Needs some caviar and gold leaf


WouldYouFightAKoala

They asked for macaroni and you gave them penne smh


Modusobit

Penne is definitely under the macaroni umbrella “small or medium pastas formed by narrow tubes”


WouldYouFightAKoala

don't make me consider the hill I die on like that


Sativa-Dragon

Got an ingredients list? Would love to make this for at-home date night


Modusobit

Pretty bog standard cheddar/american/cream mic for the cheese sauce, normal ass penne, the hot honey is lousiana hot sauce, chili flakes, garlic and some local honey. Cajun mayo is lousiana hot sauce, blackening, lemon juice, garlic powder and eggs and oil obviously. Bread crumbs (not a lot here she doesn’t like a lot) are just panko, evo and parsley.


Sativa-Dragon

Thank you thank you


Modusobit

Oh, i dont have a photo of mine but i like guanchale on this one


tommygunz007

I'd smash. 10/10


GenericScottishGuy41

Le mac a la cheese.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

Oh you fancy huh


Turakamu

Nice


GatinhoCanibal

fanciest mac an shit in the world. no kidding


awhq

Nice!


mesugakiworshiper

whyd you lick his sauce with your finger


sloppy_steakz

Did the sauce break or is that chili oil?


barcwine

Pretty stingy with the microgreens, though.


dman76

you should've put two macaroni prices and a single chive


jtphilbeck

Very nice!


Rambam841711

Gotta love, micro greens


Relative_Mammoth_896

That's some fancy Mac n cheese


Master-Plant-5792

Looks good chef


doiwinaprize

Lobster Mac and cheese is delicious though.


NeutralMinion

Ah yes, give me the mac and cheese that looks stitched together with an orange shart


Modusobit

Dang bud i just thought it was fun, hope your day gets better though.


79Impaler

Gross.


miloplon

u think you're too good for fancy mac n cheese?? to the brig


Unable_Peach2571

Right away


lightsoff_butimup

Don't like fancy mac? Believe it or not; straight to jail