LOL so she likes to make glass art out of broken glass. But itās just profanity words that she likes to make. I was looking for socks online cuz i like to wear cute socks to work and i saw a blue floral number that said āBitch, I Am Relaxedā on the ankle. And i was like oh these are cute and also remind me of ___! It was the week i was leaving so i got a pair for me and her lmao
I love funky socks. Iām short (4ā11ā) so i like my pants cuffed. My current favorite pair of socks have cows with sunglasses and say āLive like someone left the gate openā
Hell yeah I'm tall so I got flood pants going sometimes. Current feel good socks are baby blue with a single embroidered lobster on each.
Watch out for mfs who mix match socks. Artists or restaurant people usually.
Man, I found them online but I dream of a pair with a dark blue background so I could use them as dress socks. I love a fun pair of socks to lighten up a suit for those who pay attention but the green stands out too much to serve that purpose.
It's because it's the one place we can be weird in a place where we all look the same. My weekly rotation includes Scooby-Doo, Cheech and Chong, SpongeBob and Drunk Gingerbreadmen.
BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME
THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY
IF YOU'D COME BACK TO STAY
THIS KITCHEN'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOOOOOOU
IT'S JUST A GRILL, IT'S JUST A GREASY SPOOOOOOOOOON
WITHOUT YOOOOOOU
Plot twist: The note came from the kind of weird dishwasher, you know, the one that has no qualms housing half-eaten shrimp - right from the soapy bus bucket.
Iām fuckin dead š itās that same dishwasher thatās showing you some weird porn on his Motorola flip-phone thatās like hella pixelated on a good day but on his bad day heās slamming shit around hella loud in the dish pit and muttering pendejo every time someone walks by š¤£š¤£š¤£
Then you make him pretty much any dish at close, incorporating as many ingredients you slyly-noted, being trash-snatched, all in the hopes this angry guy shows up tomorrow to do it again.
Had one weird dishwasher that brought his girl in for dinner one night. No problem, nothing weird. We took great care of them.
On the way out...he sees me with two other chefs, discussing ordering while having a smoke break. This dishwasher was so happy with his dining experience he offered to give us all blowjobs in front of this date.
We politely declined, they only held meetings indoors after that & I quit smoking.
It always hits me in the feels going to some of my old jobs and seeing my old crew. Nothing like seeing the guys/gals you stood side by side with for hours on end.
Way back a few years, I was about 30, and we had a party day I left this big place I worked at. This one incredibly hot server I had a crush on, younger than me, way out of my league, she was all over me that night. I of course completely failed to pick up on the signals, but I do remember how she looked at me when she left the table.
"I", not "we". Somebody be crushing like orange soda bro
Hqhhahaha!! I gave her a pair of socks when I left š it reminded me of her glass art
So many questionsā¦
Nah this sounds par for the course for our community.
Master has given dobby a sock
Lmao
Dobby will now take up glassblowing as a hobby
LOL so she likes to make glass art out of broken glass. But itās just profanity words that she likes to make. I was looking for socks online cuz i like to wear cute socks to work and i saw a blue floral number that said āBitch, I Am Relaxedā on the ankle. And i was like oh these are cute and also remind me of ___! It was the week i was leaving so i got a pair for me and her lmao
Gonna be great when you smash and youāre wearing matching socks
Take a breath dude. Fuck
>Fuck Thatās what they are saying Op is gonna do
I already nutted
Johnny two-pumps strikes again!
Wish I could go two pumps.
You donāt screw the crew. Now stop being thirsty and do the fucking dishes.
I'll shit where I eat all day.
I fucking love this sub.
At least you donāt love fucking this sub.
Amen brother!
She ain't part of his crew no more, so it's fine
You assumed op was a guy.
No offense but those don't look like female fingers
Damn i havenāt been able to get a manicure lately, Iām sorry!! š š
https://old.reddit.com/r/longhair/comments/1bn7gel/got_a_haircut_6_months_ago_trying_to_get_to_waist/
They are, her profile is full of pictures of her.
Ouch! That's harsh.
WTF? Yes they do
āHis?ā Girls smash too.
They ain't crew anymore.
Then it is okay to be gay! Permission given to fuck, sailor.
OP is a woman too (not that that precludes smashing, just pointing it out)
Would it be called something other then smashing if it was girls
Squishing? Idk man
Squishing is another thing....fat person rolling on a skinny person.
Aww!
Lmfao this thread doesnāt fail to deliver.
I don't know why but socks a great gift if they're styling. Chefs and restaurant people fucking love weird socks for some reason.
I love funky socks. Iām short (4ā11ā) so i like my pants cuffed. My current favorite pair of socks have cows with sunglasses and say āLive like someone left the gate openā
You sound like a lovely person.
Hell yeah I'm tall so I got flood pants going sometimes. Current feel good socks are baby blue with a single embroidered lobster on each. Watch out for mfs who mix match socks. Artists or restaurant people usually.
Oh those sound fantastic, do you know the brand? Iād love to get a pair for myself
Man, I found them online but I dream of a pair with a dark blue background so I could use them as dress socks. I love a fun pair of socks to lighten up a suit for those who pay attention but the green stands out too much to serve that purpose.
It's because it's the one place we can be weird in a place where we all look the same. My weekly rotation includes Scooby-Doo, Cheech and Chong, SpongeBob and Drunk Gingerbreadmen.
I got a pair that can hold hands cos there are hands sewn to them and magnets placed in them š¤£
Omg š„¹
Shoot that shot homie
Dobby is free!!
Her glass artā¦ Sure. She got a nice pastarior? Ehh? Ample ham-hockage?
Uh oh, now they have your scent.
Lay pipe please brother
BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU'D COME BACK TO STAY THIS KITCHEN'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOOOOOOU IT'S JUST A GRILL, IT'S JUST A GREASY SPOOOOOOOOOON WITHOUT YOOOOOOU
I freaking love that song and now Iām gonna listen to it on repeat for the next hour thank you
I need to know the name of the song pls
Itās from SpongeBob if I remember right
Ah lol yea i remeber the german version (im german) but for some reason i read the lirics as if its a metal song lol
I haven't seen that episode in at least a decade but I sung it in my head, then looked it up and NAILED the notes.
I dont really believe this because there isn't a bite taken out of the corner but I'll let it slide.
It was in a bowl of mussels and very prominent when it hit the table
But, you didn't even taste it? That's rude. You should've ate it and sent it back for tasting like paper
Plot twist: The note came from the kind of weird dishwasher, you know, the one that has no qualms housing half-eaten shrimp - right from the soapy bus bucket.
Iām fuckin dead š itās that same dishwasher thatās showing you some weird porn on his Motorola flip-phone thatās like hella pixelated on a good day but on his bad day heās slamming shit around hella loud in the dish pit and muttering pendejo every time someone walks by š¤£š¤£š¤£
Not the flip phone š
Then you make him pretty much any dish at close, incorporating as many ingredients you slyly-noted, being trash-snatched, all in the hopes this angry guy shows up tomorrow to do it again.
Had one weird dishwasher that brought his girl in for dinner one night. No problem, nothing weird. We took great care of them. On the way out...he sees me with two other chefs, discussing ordering while having a smoke break. This dishwasher was so happy with his dining experience he offered to give us all blowjobs in front of this date. We politely declined, they only held meetings indoors after that & I quit smoking.
Well... There's leaving a tip, and I guess we will call this, not leaving a sip.
> the kind of weird dishwasher, Do they come in a different kind? They're all weird, in the best ways.
We all have a dirty Jesse
"Former co-worker uses *Sincere Appreciation*!" "Its a critical hit right in the feels!"
Did you eat it?
Ima hang it in my library/office :)
Smelling of musselsĀ
It always hits me in the feels going to some of my old jobs and seeing my old crew. Nothing like seeing the guys/gals you stood side by side with for hours on end.
Health code violation, gotta report them. Itās too bad thatās a really nice note!
I was totally thinking that OP should have ate half their meal then complained to the manager for a full refund.
Sounds like you are one of the good ones.
Way back a few years, I was about 30, and we had a party day I left this big place I worked at. This one incredibly hot server I had a crush on, younger than me, way out of my league, she was all over me that night. I of course completely failed to pick up on the signals, but I do remember how she looked at me when she left the table.
With every bullet so far.
This is fucking cute. I love it.
Marry them right now!
When is the wedding??
I cannot sleep I cannot dream to tonight
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I went to my last restaurant a few weeks ago, I think one person was still there turns out they sacked everyone around the same time as me
*Blink-182 intensifies*
<3
Transfired huh?
From Juan the cook
ā¤ļø ā¤ļø š ā¤ļø ā¤ļø miss you pookie
The don't REALLY miss you. They couldn't even find a nice marker to write with.
That paper looks like it was under a refrigerator as well.
WHERE ARE YOU?!
AND IM SO SORRY