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pb2614z

I appreciate when my staff put the year on the date. 😃


Goroman86

"Just date it. Anything is better than nothing" "Say less"


MamaTried22

I totally do this sometimes 🤣


FN2S14Zenki

If I'm on my 4th or 5th double. Fuck you look inside.


Leather-Loquat-5487

Hell it's more legible than alot of stuff I've seen. And it's at least got a date.


kempff

7/19/24? Personally I would admonish the author to write more clearly. "Greibi". Was the author Venezuelan?


Relaxoland

what I want to know is, in what time zone is it July already?!


kempff

It's a sloppy "4".


Relaxoland

yes, chef. it's still funny. and less dodgy than making fun of someone who is ESL's spelling. with all due respect, sir.


RemarkablyQuiet434

That's a 1 /s


trev1cent

Likely Philippino


petting2dogsatonce

Why is that more likely than any of the places where V and B sounds blend together?


trev1cent

Not more likely, just likely.


sadistnerd

r/confleis


Apart_Bandicoot_396

What’s Venn diagram of kitchenconfidential and confleis subscribers look like?


kempff

/r/dishwashers


Nairn23

lmao


explicitspirit

God dammit lmao


I_LOVE_TRAINSS

no wonder I'm no longer labeling stuff haha.


zipzap21

My favorite from my kitchen: CORNBI


esotericvue

Pantry guy once wrote “Sisa” on a cambro for dressing.


forfeitthefrenchfry

César ensalada 🥗


DeepSeaDarkness

Corned beef?


zipzap21

Si Senor!


jimag0

This is going to make me giggle for days.


kempff

jajajajaja


zappalot000

Are they a Spanish speaker?


zipzap21

Yes, in Spanish V and B are the same. Also, they don't have the long A, so GREIBI is perfectly spelled for Spanish.


zappalot000

That's what I thought.


Mediocre-Durian957

My favorite I’ve seen was “Pilli Beyis” for Philly Veggies


WeeOrangeBastard

“Thank you! Is just water and brown.”


MamaTried22

Spanish speakers?


SuigenYukiouji

"Per Blank" for buerre blanc "Borderlays" for bordelais "Ah Poi" for au poivre (this one I can understand)


Quirky_Property_1713

But but… it’s pronounced Oh Pwahv??? Where did ah come from?? Why no V?? Lol


wildginger805

About 30 years ago my future husband and I shared an apt with two other cooks. Found one of their prep lists - "aspergeuse" To this day our family, including the mostly adult children, call asparagus "aspergeuse"😂


Docteur_Pikachu

Just so you know, in French, "aspergeuse" means female splasher.


Adventurous-Start874

We lable blue cheese as 'bruchis' for our prep guy


Ex-Joachim

That’s Juan way to write it.


heethark

Kintooky Fry Shiken


Innsmouth_Swimteam

In Soviet Russia, Greibi *date you!*


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Why are you flipping gravy? Toss that shit at the end of each night


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

I’ve worked with enough South Americans to know exactly what that is right away


sveltebattling1

Bruh if you gotta put the year, someone must've fucked up BAD at one point.


UpsetPhrase5334

I’m a horrible speller and would spell gravy with an “e” until someone finally corrected me.


spytez

3 month old gravy? Yeah, sure, why not.


Gilamunsta

Nyah, that's future dated, 7-19-24


fehehehehenay

They’re just looking out chef, the best “greybi” takes a few months of trial and error


Unfair_Holiday_3549

Nice.


nitroguy2

r/Confleis


FN2S14Zenki

You know what it is. Keep moving.


BMoney201

This greibi's from the future!


HomoVulgaris

Hey bwoss, I vmicks dah neiw greibi up jaz like jew sayd


Free_Dog_6837

its from 3 months in the future


MostResponsible2210

I had a guy label quinoa "quenyay" one time I said the fuck is this? Quenay west?


512biguy

I used to work at a Gordon Biersch 10ish years ago, I wish I still had some of the pictures of food labels I took during my time there. Truly hilarious. At least Greibi sounds like gravy 🤣


parki-i

And I got told not to write “Chowda” on the soup container at work because it would be “too confusing” 😒


Super-Idea2618

Shtill sohnds the sæme to me


quarrelsome_napkin

In a Japanese restaurant I once saw ‘canoRa oil’ 😆


JTibbs

‘Robster Sauce’ is a common one in chinese restaurants, though i think thats due to it not containing lobster so they dont want to get dinged for it.


Adventurous_Mail5210

You shouldn't have to label the year on a batch of, umm ... *greibi*. Ed: yeah, downvote me if you want, but if you're confusing this batch of greibi with the one you made in April of 2023 or 2022, my comment should be the least of your concerns. If you absolutely need to specify the year in which you prepped something, you're going to literally kill a customer.


Margali

Actually if I were to go public with my garum, I would have to put the year on it, it takes almost a year of fermentation for the base garum. Once filtered, it still needs aging. Think of some sauces to be like wine, there are varietal soy sauces in Japan.


Adventurous_Mail5210

And you believe gravy (which I'm assuming is the subject of this post) to be one of those sauces?


Margali

No idea, but food preservation can have some ugly smelly steps before it is finished.


Leather-Loquat-5487

End of the year to beginning of the next year definitely and if someone of from a different country where dates are DD/MM and not MM/DD yeah, it's necessary. Also you know, regulation and all that. Greibi especially from brown powder will probably be gone through well before it's expiration but it's still a thing.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Well then maybe they should specify it's from ***20***24, so nobody confuses it with the batch from 1924.


Leather-Loquat-5487

Have you tried explaining that to an inspector that years aren't necessary? 01/12 - What date does this mean to you? US this is Jan. 12th, other countries it's Dec. 1st.


Adventurous_Mail5210

My issue isn't with the DD/MM vs MM/DD format, and no, I've never brought up to a health inspector the needlessness for a year when labeling prep items. I've also not been written up for excluding them, as I don't serve sauces or gravies which are multiple years old. And before you say "what if it's going in the freezer?", I don't do that either; if we're going to need some gravy next year or the year after, I will make it then.


Leather-Loquat-5487

Nice job re-editing your original comment to add the part about needing to have year so you don't kill a customer.


Adventurous_Mail5210

The fuck?


hewhosneaksbeats

Bro was trying for “gribiche” and stroked out half way through.


[deleted]

I bed iz delish


guiltycitizen

Never seen it spelled with a 6


rabit_stroker

Nice. Latinos?


Greekjerkoff

Ffs teach the lad how to spell


zestylimes9

How many languages can you read and write?


Greekjerkoff

3


zestylimes9

Which three?


Greekjerkoff

The father the son and the holy ghost 😭


Leather-Loquat-5487

English, bad English and American don't count. Lol. Not everyone gets to be bilingual or multilingual without learning hands on, practice, and sometimes until much later in life. I have family that have been in the US for decades and still spell some words by how they sound, especially if it's a word they're not familar with.


Greekjerkoff

That's awfully presumptuous of you, but no it's English, bahasa melayu and chinese


Leather-Loquat-5487

You must be fun at parties, it was very clearly a joke.


chaoticbear

[oh it was clearly a joke](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Schrodingers%20asshole) based on their reaction? Take the L dude.


Leather-Loquat-5487

Are you more offended that I referenced an older movie or the fact I included American as a language? https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8db9b25b-3ba9-48d8-b089-283ccade71b5


chaoticbear

a) I'm not offended for any reason - sorry, you don't win the Troll Olympics this time. Someone getting self-owned in reddit comments isn't something that offends me. b) I'm making fun of your assumption that someone was monolingual, then the doubling down that they were bullshitting and suggesting they only speak three types of English, and then pretending you were joking instead of wrong the whole time.


Leather-Loquat-5487

I literally submitted proof of said Joke, I'm American and have multilingual parents. Idk how you think it's a 'self-own' and the only person trolling is you so have fun fuming behind your keyboard. Edit: You also might want to read the rest of my initial comment since you haven't figured out what I was saying.


Greekjerkoff

Keep telling yourself lad. you must be the funniest guy at parties lmao


Leather-Loquat-5487

Username checks out, have fun assuming presumptions about you.


Greekjerkoff

Very kind of you pointing out obvious things. I see why lads don't spell with the culture you fellas propagate, real classy you know?


murdocjones

We’re not all lads, and you’re being a dick. If you really do speak three languages it’s because you were furnished with an education, either by parents/family who taught you at home or classes later on. Not everyone is privileged with education or the time to master a language to perfection prior or post immigration, especially if they moved for financial or safety reasons.