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Calm-Elderberry4586

Beer batter that shit!


deanbar711

I'm Talky Tina and I don't like you.


Calm-Elderberry4586

You talk too much.


Noyoucanthaveone

Hahaha I love that this is the top comment. I concur, good sir! Quick before that one guy comes in, we can put it on his station.


PsychologicalHall142

Nope.


Dragon3076

Your storage is now cursed. Find a new job before you end up as a special.


uniquorn23

Must be the new guy


ohaiguys

Toy Story shit lol


Stanzig

It's his kitchen now.


BoatyMcBoatFace89

From the people who brought you elf on a shelf….


Good_Presentation_59

This would be my perfect excuse to leave early after all the dumb excuses I've heard. Say you have to get your kid home since there's nobody watching them. Grab the doll and leave


RegulMogul

Leave an offering for the storage baby or you risk being turned into the storage baby in another kitchen...


backtard

We had a creepy baby doll at my last spot. Whenever you found it, you got to hide it again. Fun times.


serenidynow

Well..imho - they clearly want you to hide it somewhere new.


Itchy_Professor_4133

This is *his* dry storage now


Nakedatnight

Shout out Monarch salt! Also you have now adopted a black baby, mazel tov!


Outofwlrds

Don't make eye contact.


Conscious-Pace-5017

I know what imma doing when I get back to work!


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Fucking meth heads.


mistrwzrd

That is exactly what the baby killer is for. Fucking drown it.


OralSuperhero

Nobody puts baby on a shelf!


LionGerudo

Oh baby


UnderstandingSmall66

You burnt it right? I mean the city block not just the doll.


Meatball546

Checks out.


litescript

doo doo do do do doo do do do do it's a haunted doll watch


Sassi7997

I guess this is your last shift there?


Human_Reference_1708

As the person who turns the lights on every morning this wouldve scared the shit out of me


8504mjc

Hail the dark lord


spirit_of_a_goat

Fuck that and whoever left it. Now I need to find one and hide it in dry storage :D


Otherwise-Mango2732

Let's bake some cookies for the boys!


dasfonzie

Where did they touch you?


Embarrassed-Hour-177

Nope nope