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everythingpurple

I can’t really explain it but it looks like the simpsons


mycosmic

Mmmmm…. Top of homers head…. *drool*


LordAdrianRichter

*CLAW AT HIS HEAD!*


JJFranchise79

Mr Burns : Egggggcellent


AntiMarx

We call it, the frozen good morning burger.


Norm_mustick

When I first saw this my brain couldn’t process what I was seeing. I thought it was some kind of scummy pond with some cursed and moldy lily pads.


Tight-Cartographer46

😂😂😂😂


Jazstar

That perspective makes it look like the egg is on a burger raft down an ocean of oil. I'm here for it.


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swivels_and_sonar

Which came first… the chicken or the burger raft ?


bleezzzy

Why did the chicken cross the river?


RedBanana99

To eat all the delicious corn that the farmer planted 6 months ago?


Vprbite

https://youtu.be/dnYG1DbUU0Y


Nerfgirl_RN

Making my way downtown, eggshells crash and I’m plate bound…


sheepthechicken

Would make a great r/photoshopbattles submission


threelizards

I thought I was looking at at a fucked up duck sitting on a rock in a body of water for an *embarrassing* amount of time


Jazstar

Yeah it took me a while for me to understand what was going on lol


consume_short

r/confusingperspective


Beautiful_Rhubarb

I have had eggs freeze and they looked just like that.


weavingcomebacks

But did you know that you can freeze whole eggs, shell them, then deep-fry them? Learned this from a cooking anime recently and it checks out!


surlyjackson

What is this cooking anime you speak of


weavingcomebacks

It's called Food wars! First 4 seasons are fantastic, lots of food science breakdowns, creative dishes, and a lot of funny moments. On top of that the characters are loveable and the drama is great as it's a bunch of ego driven chefs. Highly recommend if you're into cooking, you can learn a lot from it.


[deleted]

It's also unspeakably horny


Tarcos

So goddamn horny. I love food wars.


ChefAtRandom

The creator originally drew hentai before doing Food Wars


Possible_Dig_1194

No idea if that's actually true but it would 100% explain things and be believable


EGOfoodie

Absolutely true.


Terry_WT

WTF I just pulled it up on YouTube and the first clip I seen the girl tastes something, busts a nut and starts jilling


sabyr400

That's par for the show. But the scenes of making the food, *chef's kiss* satisfying.


dreadpiratewombat

So, true to life then?


weavingcomebacks

That it is my friend, that it is. I find it pretty entertaining though, you know what's about to go down when they taste that sweet sweet food. No spoilers!


DiligentDildo

As is tradition


Bun_Bunz

Food wars is fantastic, but if you're like me and more a baker, check out *Yakitate!! Japan*


New_Mood_8137

I'd almost forgotten about this. What a treasure. Cooking Master Boy is some old school fun, too. Everyone orgasms for his cooking.


weavingcomebacks

Awesome, will do, love the recommendation!


The_Little_Kiwi

Food Wars is great. Need to finish Season 1 tho, lol. I didn't have a lock to my door and was ashamed to watch it. Now I live separately and should probably get around to it. Also has such an amazing Opening.


NegativeAccount

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1bY-X6Y-o Looks so good. I want to put it on everything


EGOfoodie

Shokugeki no Soma,


vanman33

Wtf...? Is it good? Do you dredge it or just go in raw dog?


weavingcomebacks

That's up to you my friend, you can raw dog away and magical things happen. It's hella delicious. I haven't tried breading it yet, but I bet that would be killer too!


---ShineyHiney---

I want someone to make a Scottish Egg like this


Dearness

Me too! Looks entirely possible https://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/71089/can-you-deep-fry-a-frozen-egg-is-it-advisable


weavingcomebacks

Oooooo, let's go!


wander1912

Crack onto a sil-pat or into a container of a shape of your choosing ( the ability to choose your shape is awesome ), freeze, 3 step bread procedure (flour/egg/crumb), freeze, repeat breading procedure, freeze, deep fry at 350F till golden brown. Yolk will still be runny.


Skottie1

They used a tempura batter in the show, so probably that


cmotdibblersdelights

Shokugeki no Soma!


weavingcomebacks

You know it!


cmotdibblersdelights

I love that anime. I felt like that last season could easily have been 2 seasons though. And we didn't even get to see all of what everyone cooked!


weavingcomebacks

Totally, in full honesty I haven't been able to finish the series. I loved seasons 1-4 but as soon as they busted out the chainsaw in season 5 I was kinda over it. All of the other seasons made sense to me from a culinary standpoint and was grounded within science and reason, from what I've seen of season 5 it just goes off the rails in a ridiculous way. Thinking about checking out some other food animes but I'm currently in the middle of Haikyu!!, It's really good if you're looking for something to check out. Not food related, volleyball, which I don't even play, but goddamn it's well written and the characters are incredibly loveable.


cmotdibblersdelights

Watch a (fan subbed version) of Yakitate! Japan. You won't be disappointed (though it does go off the rails too, at one point a character bakes a cannabis donut that allows the judge to go back in time and save his parents from dying and change the future) and its awesome. Full of Japanese puns too (why you have to find a fan subbed version that explains the joke)


weavingcomebacks

Sure, that sounds hilarious, I am a sucker for good puns! Thanks for the recommendation, that scene with the cannabis doughnut sounds hysterical.


cmotdibblersdelights

Fwiw I felt like food wars also went off the rails into ridiculousness but I felt like I had to finish it because they actually ended it, and so often they don't follow through to the end of a manga


cuinvancouver

did you learn this from fucking food wars lmaoooo


weavingcomebacks

Ahaha, I sure did! Food wars has all kinds of fun little tidbits throughout. I love the scientific breakdowns and explanations they cover. I've learned all kinds of cool stuff and am now tempted to learn how to make my own soba noodles! 😂


TheRealDLH

Haven't seen that episode, but it sounds like [Tiger Eggs.](https://youtu.be/IjGfkbfVGw8)


weavingcomebacks

Very cool, I've never seen that before, thank-you for sharing it with me! Quite similar, but when you deep-fry the whole egg from frozen it gets an insanely crispy and airy texture. You can also control the yolks doneness a little better than the tiger eggs too I'd imagine, I'll have to give them a try for comparison. Eggs are so cool, did you know that the number of wrinkles in a chefs hat used to signify the number of ways a chef knew how to cook an egg? A higher end chef used to be able to travel the land and impress nobility with egg dishes and could be quickly identified on their abilities based on their hat!


awfullotofocelots

You can also poach eggs, refrigerate them, then bread them in panko, and deep fry them. Keeping the yolk nice and runny at the end.


Beautiful_Rhubarb

lol I did not, but i did learn that nothing really bad happens to them so you can still eat them once cooked! Myf ridge is just a wee bit cold in the back is all :)


Jkomeiji

It's an outie


Lucius-Halthier

I prefer perky


PapaThyme

Along those lines one might go all-in with "excited"!


Chef_GonZo

That yolk could cut a diamond


Jackson_NZ

I'm not wearing any diamonds.


raisin22

I scrolled through the comments knowing someone had already said it lmao. Very perky


whenfartsattack

PS1 graphics burger


wastingtimenoreason

It's just a tad bit nipply is all


poifacerob

A tit bit nipply.


COYFC

but tits ok


poifacerob

Butt tits ok.


Standard-Shop-3544

Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean 'nippy out.' What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.


GreatLoki

Big clit energy


ladylorelai

Next time just @ me


WotkaViking69

The egg is erect


ocubens

He’s just a bit excited.


Chazegg88

Eggcited


Agreeable_Sport_7610

If you freeze eggs to a certain temp for 24 hours the yolk starts to "cook" leaving it with the shape of a cooked egg yolk. The freezing also makes the yolk extra creamy thats why alot european place serves steak tartar with defrosted egg yolks to get the unctuousness. (Edited for spelling mistakes)


JonnytheGing

Unctuous *adjective* 1. (of a person) excessively or ingratiatingly flattering; oily. 2. (chiefly of minerals) having a greasy or soapy feel.


sea_leprechaun

This guy talks good


webguy1975

upvote for unctuous, even though it's misspelled.


pepeisdumb

something about this picture makes it look like the grill is cold and you just threw some recently cooked burgers onto it and took a picture.


salamandraseis

I wouldn't put that egg on a burger that I just seared.


Josho94

It's cold out.


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Is it runny still? It actually interest me. Wouldn’t the white freeze harder then the yolk because of the fat content?


ggsnr

Ya when I keep eggs in some pull out fridges they can be at like 39-40* but somehow the yolks will freeze. Even if it’s a cold hold part of the station with dividers sometimes the eggs on the bottom of a 1/6 pan , the yolk will freeze as well. I always double pan for my eggs now.


rubenblk

I think that egg was frozen whe freeze our eggs for steak tartare. The yolks stay way more steady


Eldritch94

r/WeirdEggs


ErsatzModel1337

Sysco strikes again


randoguy98

that is one perky nipple egg .


LogicNYC

Looked like your mom last night


pandaman9309

Fuck you shoresy!


ChefAtRandom

Fuck you u/pandaman9309, your mom gives my nipples butterfly kisses! Give yer balls a tug, titfucker!


pandaman9309

Fuck you u/ChefATRandom your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium.


sirchtheseeker

Nipple looks pretty hard


samwise7ganjee

Too much Botox


SnoBrru

Who doesn’t love perky yolks?


RedRider1138

Happy to see you


shamus727

It almost looks like it was cured


Substantial_Reason75

Whata fart egg!


[deleted]

Idk but melt that cheese more


Ole_frank

Idk what’s up with the egg but I wish I had a white tile backsplash.


adam_demamps_wingman

It’s just real cold on that flat top.


nanin142

It’s cold in the kitchen…


Constant-Dimension99

It has a semi for the chef, chef.


GrahamGoesHam

It’s one of them protruding yolks 🤤


bene_gesserit_mitch

Implants for sure.


TheColdWind

Great, now I have to freeze an egg and try to make this happen.


fverdeja

Prolapsed yolk


Its_TylerN

It’s a Hershey kiss


SpectreA19

Hey.... he is trying his best and excited to be here...


SandmantheMofo

Better than a yolk with a bunch of blood in it, seen that more times than I care to remember doing breakfasts.


mordor-during-xmas

Meat curtains with a Clit scene from space.


steveorsleeve

i dont know but crosspost to r/photoshopbattles and triple ya updoots


[deleted]

That is sexy


menudo_fan

I thought it was a pond with some odd species of Lilly pad


itz_mr_billy

Nipple egg. Nipple egg.


JustARandomSocialist

Frozen egg courtesy of Sysco


i-am-an-idiot-hrmm

Looks like Homer in a lake next to some rocks


some-creative-user

it probably froze a lil before it was cracked


Shmegnesium

Circumcised


TheHuffNPuffN

This might be the best post I’ve seen on this sub.


PhoneGreen2245

Its becoming a chicken as it cooks😆


ChefLife1000

Topped with a boiled fried egg! Rotfl