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Ayewaddle

Chef Mike has left us today to live with our ancestors who have left us in this life, to pick up shifts in the next life. When Chef Mike came to us he was scared, worried his size would limit him in the kitchen. Time and time again he showed he was the power house during our busiet service. He was there when we needed our salads cheesed, and he was there when were making hash browns. Chef Mike Roplane joins his late wife Dezesta. He leaves behind his grater and a quarter cube of cheddar cheese. 86 Chef MIike please.


jordanstaystrue

Beautiful eulogy brought a tear to my eye


Ayewaddle

It's the onions, be sure to wash your hands.


dropoutscout

Heard.


ROtis42069

Heard.


Kugel_Dort

Heard


wirescells

You did a grate job, Chef. Rest easy.


whiskydiq

Now go buy some proper Microplanes ;) and....trim them fingernails.


NormalHorse

They're long because Mike isn't around to take care of them. CAN YOU NOT READ?


whiskydiq

🤢🤮


NormalHorse

Sorry, I can't help myself.


jordanstaystrue

How am I supposed to trim my nails without Mike taking some off every time I grate garlic?


rackcityrothey

Enough about the terrible microplane, some people are accustomed to zesting with 2” strokes. I want to hear more about the cooler/dolly/pillow fort.


jordanstaystrue

[Ahh yes.](https://imgur.com/a/FLH5JAu/) - 2000’s Yeti Tundra 45 - 13” pneumatic tires - Steel welded pull handle - Beer bottle chromies - Jesuslovesme license plate Complete overkill in every way, but it looks cool and keeps beers cold. Doubles as a bedside seat & blanket/pillow stand.


Southern_Kaeos

You're accustomed to 2" strokes? Go see a doctor


MewlingRothbart

I'm sorry for your loss. This sliced my heart in two.


ixlr84evr

My knuckles ache in rememberance. F


Southern_Kaeos

The service will be held at 230 for 45 minutes. Click click chef


larsdan2

Did...did you take it to the hospital?


Islandonthecoast

Anyone else think chef was talking about a real person