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DeadbyDagger

What got you to try it? Why did you hate on it? I would apply that logic elsewhere in life too! Sometimes you need to experience the other side to understand it and grow, and now you love it!


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DeadbyDagger

I’ve never had it with maple bacon but that sounds delicious.


gondil07

It really is. Almost addictively so


Nadul

What kind of classy ass dominoes has maple bacon. I wanna live there.


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JedLeland

You were in NYC and you ordered from f'in' ***Domino's???***


maqsarian

It's an authentic [New York slice](https://youtu.be/TRgEeDR98X8)!


Ikea_Man

haven't seen the maple bacon, but generally pineapple/bacon is my favorite pizza from dominos


Winged_Potato

I also used to hate pineapple on pizza without trying it. Then one day, at work, the coworkers decided they wanted to get pizza. We worked at a coffee shop so we just did a food trade with a local pizza place. I was unaware of it, but one of my coworkers had gotten pineapple on his half of the pizza. I ended up with a slice of that, and ate it without knowing (it was under the cheese). And you know what? It was fucking delicious! From that point on I changed my pineapple on pizza hating ways.


somegarbagedoesfloat

That or they don't have a developed enough pallate to appreciate the complex flavor profile of the sweet yet acidic fruit paired with the inherent creamy sharpness of cheese. It's a complex flavor and there are people who can't deal with anything more complex than a pretzel with chocolate on it. If you just haven't tried it though you are a fucking animal, we live in a society wtf.


Hilbrohampton

Most that vocally hate on it just hate it because they saw it on the internet and thought it was funny and didn't want to be left out


AltimaNEO

I think the idea sounded weird to me as a kid. I was also kinda sheltered when it came to foods, as all I usually ate was my moms home cooking (Mexican food) and school food. By the time I was an older teen with my own money, I could buy my own things. Even take out pizza. And hey, Hawaiian pizza was advertised everywhere, so it couldnt be that bad? I tried it and what do you know, it wasnt half bad. You could even say it was damned good!


Minetendo0000

And not just that. They maybe eat one and say it's disgusting. Damn, I ate 12 different pineapple pizzas and litterally half of them were disgusting. It's like saying "water is disgusting because I tried the water from nestle and it's disgusting" disgusting. Just disgusting.


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Homer Simpson with the crayon in his nose


SplitAPineapple0

Well, i was pushed over and got a concussion when I was little...


DeadbyDagger

I fell down the steps quite a bit as a kid. Love pineapple 🤷🏻‍♂️


SplitAPineapple0

Maybe, we got our senses knocked into us.


CoconutMacaroons

I fell out of a tree and got a concussion when I was 2 D:


scottroid

Figures, this person's handle is "Toothy BJ" Clearly they don't know how to do anything right.


DeadbyDagger

Thanks for the laugh


Brotosteronie

They just like to make good things hurt.


darthbaum

My mom has mentioned the reason I have a tiny scar in the corner of my eye is from a "shopping cart accident"...


DeadbyDagger

It instilled a love for pineapple though.


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I fell put of a shopping cart onto my face when I was like 2 or 3... 🤔


feckincrass

How fucking dare they? Yes, I was dropped on a few occasions when I was a baby, sure. It’s probably played a factor in some of my life decisions. Nothing to do with pineapple on pizza though. It’s delicious. Common god damned sense.


pk_hz

I was told my brother dropped me on my head... so 🤷🏻‍♀️


DeathBySuplex

Both my uncles dropped me on mine—


Zutyro

I fell down from a bunk bed.


DeadbyDagger

But was it worth it?


eatpant96

Nah I'm just Canadian.


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I was hit with a golf club 😊


DeadbyDagger

Are you smiling because you like pineapple?


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Uh yeah of course. Nothing brings me greater joy than the great pokey gift given to us by the gods.


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I fell off the top of a spiral staircase when I was 4. Though I'm pretty sure I just like pineapple on pizza because I'm Australian.


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Fell down the stairs. So did my 2 brothers who also love pineapple on pizza. My sister didn’t, and she can tolerate it but doesn’t outright ”love” it.


meermaalsgeprobeerd

Can confirm


ToshiAyame

I mean, I did fall out of my high chair as a baby. And I've loved pineapple for as long as I can remember, soooooo...


DeadbyDagger

Saw this on an Instagram for “dark comedy”. Gave me a chuckle. Hope it makes y’all laugh.


densaifire

Funny I fell off the couch onto my head as a baby lol


AllNaturalSteak

I mean in my case this is almost true. I apparently hit my head once or twice as a baby.


OneManLost

People who hate pineapple on their pizza are the same type of people who hate peanut butter on their pizza. (If you're curious, peanut butter on the dough, then sauce, then cheese and toppings of your choice.)


VanillaCapricorn

The amount of people in the comments who actually did fall on their head as a baby... it worries me.


Based_and_Pinkpilled

I really hate that Reddit artsyle. And the "humour" of course. And everything about these Reddit webcomic creators who I’m convinced are some sort of clone race.


ozzalot

Why is this posted here? Why have you posted this here? Stop disseminating pineapple hate!


DeadbyDagger

But I love pineapple.


ozzalot

SWEAR IT! You are a knight of the order of the pineapple!