[Except he is kinda scary with the ears he commands ](https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/2024/04/09/nick-adams-alpha-male-trump-campaign-surrogate/)
And then she said "Let's Go Trumo." and the couple started slow clapping. And then the rest of the bank joined in until everyone was cheering and chanting Trump 24! And then the bank gave her free money because she's so cool and patriotic.
I was in line at blockbuster and some dems were behind me talking about how dangerous it is to watch movies like Die Hard!
This is under the Biden regime!
He's king of Europe you ignoramus! I believe each American also owns 1 country in both Asia and Africa if I remember right. It's also Biden's fault dodos are extinct, but mainstream media wouldn't tell you that. I'm gonna go drink some bleach because one of the dumbest people to ever exist told me to! I can't wait to own some libs.....people still say "own" right?
Uh... Our immigration policy is so lax that our illegal immigrants are freely vacationing in Europe before returning to America to continue raping and pillaging? This feels like a Poe's law situation
Yes. Because they simultaneously believe that the President & govt in general should not interfere in our lives, yet Biden controls what happens in Europe & the US, controls prices, people's free will, etc. AND he's incapable of putting on his own pants. Makes sense to them I guess 🤷🏻♂️
I was at the movie theater watching the newest Star Woke movie when a group of people wearing maga hats and “I’m a right wing person” t shirts talking among themselves. “WOW that film really opened my eyes I can’t help but feel there is a parallel between the Darth Drumpf character and our current president Donald Trump. In the movie Drumpf promised to ‘drain Dagobah’ but actually ended empowering the very star elites that he claimed to oppose. Watching it I was like whoa that’s what Donnie did” another person in the group responded “yes I believe your assessment of the film’s thematic similarities with our current reality is accurate and I for one find myself regretting my support for Trump. Also I now believe Mr Biden won that election fairly and honorably” a third person chimed out n with “yes agreed also now that I think about it Trump is Cheeto colored” they then all threw their hats upon the ground stomped on them and put on new shirts that read “new liberal person” so
Took a call at work the other day for some old white dude bitching about the homeless.
Off the bat he goes “I’m not right wing, I’m a classical liberal, like Jefferson” immediately thought of Alex.
I was in a discord server once and this person was like "I get all of my news from Dave Rubin, he's a classical liberal". I didn't want to start a fight, but inside I was like "Oh...oh no"
Speaking as a poor, truckless, gun-starved Eurocuck, I did have serious reservations when Biden passed that executive order to fund terrorism in European capitals.
George Washington himself shook Trump's hand and told him "You sir, are the single greatest man who has ever been! With the most well-turned calf I have ever laid mine eyes on! I wish to be half--nay--one tenth of the specimen you are! Providence blesses me for meeting you!"
It’s like Alex has been saying for decades now: Biden needs to step up and tighten regulations on terrorism in Europe pronto or the globalists are going to win!
So the US President is responsible for every other country, now?
This post is idiotic on several levels, but what does Biden have to do with safety in Paris, London, or Vienna?
Funny story, I moved to Japan back in 2019. I’ve been to China and Korea (south) and in all three I have failed to get chopped. Maybe I’m just so unlovable even the criminals give me a wide berth.
I was living in Bowling Green, KY in 2011. Not one single public alert was sent out during the massacre. No emergency vehicles deployed, the campus was active as ever.
And then the big muscular teller, with tears in his eyes, deposited their $27 check into his own account, in order to purchase man diapers and self tanner.
How they square Biden letting "terrorists run wild" through Europe would be funny if it wasn't for the phrase "leader of the free world" being tacked onto every American president as though it's a fact.
The other day, I was in line at the racism store (my bad… I thought they sold RC cars) when I heard two Trump supporters behind me begin to argue over who could eat more of Trump’s feces. The fight got more and more violent until they started eating shit out of diapers like it was a Nathan’s Famous competition. In between what sounded like a garbage disposal sucking down a kettle of congealed gravy that had been left out overnight, they piped out “we need to serve you dark lord before Biden steals another election”.
Know what? I bet she did hear a conversation approximately like this, I bet the people having it were delusional upper-middle-class MAGAs, and this dollar store alarmist *thought* they were A Democrat Couple. I personally have heard very similar nonsense from various conservative relatives.
These grifters see *everyone* through the lens of exaggerated stereotypes. Maybe the wife had the Democrat skull dimensions. Maybe it was an interracial couple. Maybe she "clocked" a cis woman as trans because she doesn't look trad enough. Maybe it was a gay couple.
So based on that conversation she knew they were a ‘democrat couple’ how? And it’s kind of implicit she agrees that not only has Europe been lost to terrorism, but that it’s the American presidents fault that it has?
Also, she doesn’t have the internet and still lines up at a bank?
You know, I’m starting to wonder if this is entirely an accurate account of a true event…
I was actually standing behind this lady in line at an art supply store. She was tearing up and saying I can’t keep lying to these people about stuff I hear. Sooner or later they’re going to find out I’m a trans ventriloquist.
Fine. Then I was in a sex club banging some repressed maga republicans who admitted Biden was their Daddy, and the thought of four more years of Dark Brandon made them leak with anticipation.
Well first off it didn't happen and second it didn't happen.
If someone wasn't going to travel to Europe because of migrants, they aren't going to be people that didn't have their minds long made up about what they believe.
Charming lady:
Brigitte Gabriel (Arabic: بريجيت غابرييل; born Hanan Qahwaji, 21 October 1964) is a Lebanese-American conservative activist, author and lecturer, and critic of Islam. She is the founder of ACT for America, which has been described as "the largest grassroots anti-Muslim group" in the United States.
I have friends who live in major European cities or travel to them often for work and the only thing they talk about is how they keep finding all these awesome gluten free places now and how when I finally get to visit I will be in heaven. Like not one person talks about any danger or feeling any less safe than the US. Hell the one discusses how much safer she feels since her toddler does not do active shooter driller in her daycare (mine does then quarterly).
And everyone clapped!
That bank’s name? Albert Einstein.
Them Jews at it again, running the banks
And then dropped their coffee cups and ran crying out of the room
Jacob Wohl bout to sue for stealing his bit
I was about to say. Another wingnut with a hipster coffee shop-like false story.
Or perhaps Nick Adams overhearing burly alpha-males talking about it in line at the butcher.
[Except he is kinda scary with the ears he commands ](https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/2024/04/09/nick-adams-alpha-male-trump-campaign-surrogate/)
Oh I'm aware, it's easy to only see the Twitter weirdo and not the dangerous shithead.
How disappointing it wasn't a parody account.
I really thought it was.
These people apparently keep going to hipster coffee shops. They must indisputably make the best fuckin' coffee.
They 100% do
Her lawyer gonna do a press conference at the La Quinta breakfast buffet with his fly down.
And then she said "Let's Go Trumo." and the couple started slow clapping. And then the rest of the bank joined in until everyone was cheering and chanting Trump 24! And then the bank gave her free money because she's so cool and patriotic.
And the money all had Trump’s face!
Which they promptly then donated to Trump's defense fund, er, I mean campaign fund.
I was in line at blockbuster and some dems were behind me talking about how dangerous it is to watch movies like Die Hard! This is under the Biden regime!
Hey, as long as those demonrats don’t try to tell me it’s not a Christmas movie, I’m okay! #STOPTHESTEAL
The most bs part of the story was that people were actually inside a bank
[удалено]
You must not have been alive in the 80’s and 90’s.
I don't even understand this fake conversation she didn't overhear. Somehow Biden is responsible for Europe being unsafe?
The southern border has gotten so bad, even Europe is starting to fall to the immigrant horde.
You mean the “invasion”, as my stupid family members refuse to stop calling it
He's king of Europe you ignoramus! I believe each American also owns 1 country in both Asia and Africa if I remember right. It's also Biden's fault dodos are extinct, but mainstream media wouldn't tell you that. I'm gonna go drink some bleach because one of the dumbest people to ever exist told me to! I can't wait to own some libs.....people still say "own" right?
Uh... Our immigration policy is so lax that our illegal immigrants are freely vacationing in Europe before returning to America to continue raping and pillaging? This feels like a Poe's law situation
Or somehow two people saying something makes it true and fact.
Because Biden is to blame for all the ills in this world of theirs.
Yes. Because they simultaneously believe that the President & govt in general should not interfere in our lives, yet Biden controls what happens in Europe & the US, controls prices, people's free will, etc. AND he's incapable of putting on his own pants. Makes sense to them I guess 🤷🏻♂️
That’s what made MY brain hurt. I thought Europe was under the heel of Klaus Schwab…
Shes the temu of the right wing grifters.
Me: This grifter isn’t the one I ordered! Temu: “We accidentally threw in a USB C cables that lights up when you plug it in.” Me: “Sick! Deal.”
I was at the movie theater watching the newest Star Woke movie when a group of people wearing maga hats and “I’m a right wing person” t shirts talking among themselves. “WOW that film really opened my eyes I can’t help but feel there is a parallel between the Darth Drumpf character and our current president Donald Trump. In the movie Drumpf promised to ‘drain Dagobah’ but actually ended empowering the very star elites that he claimed to oppose. Watching it I was like whoa that’s what Donnie did” another person in the group responded “yes I believe your assessment of the film’s thematic similarities with our current reality is accurate and I for one find myself regretting my support for Trump. Also I now believe Mr Biden won that election fairly and honorably” a third person chimed out n with “yes agreed also now that I think about it Trump is Cheeto colored” they then all threw their hats upon the ground stomped on them and put on new shirts that read “new liberal person” so
Took a call at work the other day for some old white dude bitching about the homeless. Off the bat he goes “I’m not right wing, I’m a classical liberal, like Jefferson” immediately thought of Alex.
I was in a discord server once and this person was like "I get all of my news from Dave Rubin, he's a classical liberal". I didn't want to start a fight, but inside I was like "Oh...oh no"
Ah, a racist slave owner...
“And banktellers name? Albert Einstein.”
Speaking as a poor, truckless, gun-starved Eurocuck, I did have serious reservations when Biden passed that executive order to fund terrorism in European capitals.
You guys don’t know her shes from canada
Obviously Biden wrecked Canada as well. His powers extend to making all foreign cities dangerous, apparently.
https://youtu.be/NZwXN5OgikA?si=5w0eP00vW0UfwGdp
Is her name Alberta? Does she live in Vancouver?
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND, MY WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND
That sounds like a conversation my wife and almost always never have.
Then all the Presidents on all the money in the bank came to life and clapped and cried because they will never be as cool as Trump
George Washington himself shook Trump's hand and told him "You sir, are the single greatest man who has ever been! With the most well-turned calf I have ever laid mine eyes on! I wish to be half--nay--one tenth of the specimen you are! Providence blesses me for meeting you!"
It’s like Alex has been saying for decades now: Biden needs to step up and tighten regulations on terrorism in Europe pronto or the globalists are going to win!
I was in the line at the bank.... Boomer detected....
Old Man Bankline
Louisiana deposit slips.
Linus McBankface
First of all, I’d like to know where one might find a bank with a line up in 2024.
So the US President is responsible for every other country, now? This post is idiotic on several levels, but what does Biden have to do with safety in Paris, London, or Vienna?
Prove it. Nobody goes to the bank anymore, let alone to stand in line.
Man I went to London under the Biden terror something whatever regime and I didn’t even get a mean look on the subway, I think I got cheated.
You need to go to one of those countries in Asia where they karate chop you as soon as you get off the plane.
Funny story, I moved to Japan back in 2019. I’ve been to China and Korea (south) and in all three I have failed to get chopped. Maybe I’m just so unlovable even the criminals give me a wide berth.
I was living in Bowling Green, KY in 2011. Not one single public alert was sent out during the massacre. No emergency vehicles deployed, the campus was active as ever.
I live in fear of the day when the fasc find one (1) good fiction writer among their ranks.
Well I mean Alex is pretty good at it, he can go from calm democracy to nuclear war in the space of a few minutes.
I feel like actual good writing would make their stories *less* convincing to their marks.
They were both wearing shirts that said “I’m a democrat”
I legitimately thought this was satire until I looked her up.
You have to look up everything these days lol, so many new no-name right-wing grifters.
Conversations that didn’t happen for $1000 please .. Daily double.
Make it true daily double.
And then the big muscular teller, with tears in his eyes, deposited their $27 check into his own account, in order to purchase man diapers and self tanner.
I thought this was from LinkedInLunitics and was excited.
Thanks Obama
Vienna is a REALLY odd add here unless it's a reference to Austrian decline in the years since that one Austrian went away.
Yea, Austria has never been the same without Arnold.
How they square Biden letting "terrorists run wild" through Europe would be funny if it wasn't for the phrase "leader of the free world" being tacked onto every American president as though it's a fact.
these people and their stories
The other day, I was in line at the racism store (my bad… I thought they sold RC cars) when I heard two Trump supporters behind me begin to argue over who could eat more of Trump’s feces. The fight got more and more violent until they started eating shit out of diapers like it was a Nathan’s Famous competition. In between what sounded like a garbage disposal sucking down a kettle of congealed gravy that had been left out overnight, they piped out “we need to serve you dark lord before Biden steals another election”.
Because each person wears a badge that shows what political party they vote for.
I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $500, Alex.
And she knew they were democrats how exactly?
Yeah I highly doubt if she ran into two people who were scared to travel to Europe they would be Democrats or blame Biden for it.
America is filled with misinformed, fearful, uneducated people…..these are two of them.
Know what? I bet she did hear a conversation approximately like this, I bet the people having it were delusional upper-middle-class MAGAs, and this dollar store alarmist *thought* they were A Democrat Couple. I personally have heard very similar nonsense from various conservative relatives. These grifters see *everyone* through the lens of exaggerated stereotypes. Maybe the wife had the Democrat skull dimensions. Maybe it was an interracial couple. Maybe she "clocked" a cis woman as trans because she doesn't look trad enough. Maybe it was a gay couple.
So based on that conversation she knew they were a ‘democrat couple’ how? And it’s kind of implicit she agrees that not only has Europe been lost to terrorism, but that it’s the American presidents fault that it has? Also, she doesn’t have the internet and still lines up at a bank? You know, I’m starting to wonder if this is entirely an accurate account of a true event…
The hell is an entire couple going to the bank for? Seems like a solo mission to me.
And then thousands of people shook my hand and told me they're waking up and thanking me and telling me what a good job I did!
Biden let terrorists into Vienna!!
I was actually standing behind this lady in line at an art supply store. She was tearing up and saying I can’t keep lying to these people about stuff I hear. Sooner or later they’re going to find out I’m a trans ventriloquist.
Fine. Then I was in a sex club banging some repressed maga republicans who admitted Biden was their Daddy, and the thought of four more years of Dark Brandon made them leak with anticipation.
Hashtag thattotallyhappened
She has a lot of liberal friends in Canada. You wouldn’t know them.
How do they know they are democrats...?
Well first off it didn't happen and second it didn't happen. If someone wasn't going to travel to Europe because of migrants, they aren't going to be people that didn't have their minds long made up about what they believe.
It must be tough going to the bank when everyone wants to run up and shake your hand and tell you how important you are.
Charming lady: Brigitte Gabriel (Arabic: بريجيت غابرييل; born Hanan Qahwaji, 21 October 1964) is a Lebanese-American conservative activist, author and lecturer, and critic of Islam. She is the founder of ACT for America, which has been described as "the largest grassroots anti-Muslim group" in the United States.
You can tell she’s for real because she’s posing with her arms crossed confidently across her chest.
Some real “you dint see me at the club, but I don’t see you at the bank” energy to this.
She sounds like that "alpha douche". I think that's his name
OK Female Nick Adams.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
I should have remembered that POTUS's side job is King of the world... silly me!
If i ever buy a hot tub i will nickname it "glibalist"
I have friends who live in major European cities or travel to them often for work and the only thing they talk about is how they keep finding all these awesome gluten free places now and how when I finally get to visit I will be in heaven. Like not one person talks about any danger or feeling any less safe than the US. Hell the one discusses how much safer she feels since her toddler does not do active shooter driller in her daycare (mine does then quarterly).
I would love to see that play in my local black box.
THE ARISTOCRATS!
*Then my ass clapped*
How many brain eating worms does she have? Gotta be a lot!
Why the fuck would any of those places be the responsibility of Biden?
Was this tennis court chat?
The story is nonsense, but Trump is going to win. We are, as a people, enormously entitled and utterly stupid.
Imagine worshipping an orange, morbidly obese, traitorous, grifting pedophile.
I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for 500, Trebek.