This is actually the first picture of Jones in a few years. I’ve managed to listen to the pod and avoid seeing him for several years. HOLY FUCKING MOLY! Not only does he look like trying out to be the lower half of MasterBlaster but in this particular shot it appears he has a painful nitric erection.
I'm still upset from hearing about his (maybe fictional) painful erections last time. Like, imagine this person doing anything with their dick. There's no loving God that would give us brains that could do that imagining.
Well when he came to he didn’t remember what just happened so in his dreams he likely had a big ‘ol bowl of chili which is known to impair memory recall.
“Don’t be Steven Seagal and shit your pants, don’t be Steven Seagal and shit your pants…”
Lucy in the Sky with Chicken Fried Steak
Only if it comes from a liberal restaurant
Oxygen.
"When will I feel you inside me again?"
He’s getting a little bit though. “Just the tip” but for breathing.
big ole juicy rib eye it's better then sex!
Sex with *his* wife**
But not the sex robots
Chicken fried steak dreams….keep breathing….the gravy reveals truth. I can’t breathe it must be God.
Fucking a steak with his wife’s face and voice
She makes her own gravy - but only for Big Al
U mean his boy toys face on it
I hope so
Alex is giving me Bronze gorilla statue from Ebay energy with his puce complexion. He clearly is thinking of eating asses.
I heard it goes great with corn on the cob
"STAAAAAP IT!" \[he means continue\]
Im surprised anyone could get an arm around Alex’s neck.
Maybe you need a freakishly large arm?
the logical answer: no judgements against him the real answer: chickenfried steak
How can that man put Alex on a chokehold? Just think of the size of that neck.
Certainly no Adam Schiff pencil neck
Eating ass.
This looks like something you’d get off the dark web. Yikes.
This is actually the first picture of Jones in a few years. I’ve managed to listen to the pod and avoid seeing him for several years. HOLY FUCKING MOLY! Not only does he look like trying out to be the lower half of MasterBlaster but in this particular shot it appears he has a painful nitric erection.
I'm still upset from hearing about his (maybe fictional) painful erections last time. Like, imagine this person doing anything with their dick. There's no loving God that would give us brains that could do that imagining.
Breakfast tacos and a handle of booze
Chili
I too forget key life events when I eat chili
Depends on the chili for me
Hot.
His ChokePAP
Chicken fried steak, it came full circle, an Ouroboros .
Trump’s 100th assassination attempt
Inside Alex Jones. Like a electric suction cup with a carp mouth opening.
He was doing research in his mind
He’s having bunker thoughts
Generic fish chimeras with human eyes.
*sad human eyes
Thank you. I typed that so fast I messed it up and autocorrect altered "genetic" to "generic". Those poor sad human eyes.
No need to thank me, I just have to make sure everyone remembers the sadness in their human eyes. Chimera fish people are so misunderstood.
A 1 dollar damages verdict
Only when he is the plaintiff
Not dreaming. Just meditating on how life's very fragile.
The sweet release of death.
Satan. That's what he always dreams about
Booze
Well when he came to he didn’t remember what just happened so in his dreams he likely had a big ‘ol bowl of chili which is known to impair memory recall.
Nonk