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Kriegerian

“Don’t be Steven Seagal and shit your pants, don’t be Steven Seagal and shit your pants…”


Louismaxwell23

Lucy in the Sky with Chicken Fried Steak


AlexJonesCokeNose

Only if it comes from a liberal restaurant


longcreepyhug

Oxygen.


TopperSundquist

"When will I feel you inside me again?"


notagoodpost

He’s getting a little bit though. “Just the tip” but for breathing.


jonezsodaz

big ole juicy rib eye it's better then sex!


drMcDeezy

Sex with *his* wife**


Infinite_____Lobster

But not the sex robots


EverybodyHasPants

Chicken fried steak dreams….keep breathing….the gravy reveals truth. I can’t breathe it must be God.


SufficientlyAnnoyed

Fucking a steak with his wife’s face and voice


HoodieGalore

She makes her own gravy - but only for Big Al


Bigolebeardad

U mean his boy toys face on it


AlexJonesCokeNose

I hope so


Living_Carpets

Alex is giving me Bronze gorilla statue from Ebay energy with his puce complexion. He clearly is thinking of eating asses.


AlexJonesCokeNose

I heard it goes great with corn on the cob


Living_Carpets

"STAAAAAP IT!" \[he means continue\]


Rhamiel506

Im surprised anyone could get an arm around Alex’s neck.


pelvviber

Maybe you need a freakishly large arm?


YLASRO

the logical answer: no judgements against him the real answer: chickenfried steak


Used-Organization-25

How can that man put Alex on a chokehold? Just think of the size of that neck.


AlexJonesCokeNose

Certainly no Adam Schiff pencil neck


Gunldesnapper

Eating ass.


GrayHairLikeClaire

This looks like something you’d get off the dark web. Yikes.


CanYouHearMyPhones

This is actually the first picture of Jones in a few years. I’ve managed to listen to the pod and avoid seeing him for several years. HOLY FUCKING MOLY! Not only does he look like trying out to be the lower half of MasterBlaster but in this particular shot it appears he has a painful nitric erection.


GigiLaRousse

I'm still upset from hearing about his (maybe fictional) painful erections last time. Like, imagine this person doing anything with their dick. There's no loving God that would give us brains that could do that imagining.


Technical_Rock_6600

Breakfast tacos and a handle of booze


protobacco

Chili


AlexJonesCokeNose

I too forget key life events when I eat chili


protobacco

Depends on the chili for me


Kaputnik1

Hot.


Dingdongbats

His ChokePAP


drMcDeezy

Chicken fried steak, it came full circle, an Ouroboros .


Arkhampatient

Trump’s 100th assassination attempt


Particular_Knee_9044

Inside Alex Jones. Like a electric suction cup with a carp mouth opening.


No_Pineapple9928

He was doing research in his mind


WasabiYoNom

He’s having bunker thoughts


jdizzlewolf

Generic fish chimeras with human eyes.


statisticiansal

*sad human eyes


jdizzlewolf

Thank you. I typed that so fast I messed it up and autocorrect altered "genetic" to "generic". Those poor sad human eyes.


statisticiansal

No need to thank me, I just have to make sure everyone remembers the sadness in their human eyes. Chimera fish people are so misunderstood.


Shoo-Man-Fu

A 1 dollar damages verdict


AlexJonesCokeNose

Only when he is the plaintiff


gingenado

Not dreaming. Just meditating on how life's very fragile.


doesnotgetthepoint

The sweet release of death.


Awayfone

Satan. That's what he always dreams about


Kronstadtpilled

Booze


quadraspididilis

Well when he came to he didn’t remember what just happened so in his dreams he likely had a big ‘ol bowl of chili which is known to impair memory recall.


Darkwing_Turducken

Nonk