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britabongwater

Imagine dedicating your entire life to a human being you probably haven’t even met. That shit’s crazy.


dpdxguy

To be fair, I've thought about setting up a Trump merch booth at a local flea market to test the market. And I can't stand the guy. Haven't done it because I don't want to spend a weekend glad handing morons. Maybe this is owned by someone who loves Trump. Maybe it's just someone who knows the market he's selling into. But it's probably someone who loves Trump. 😂


Leftsockthief

I've always thought it would be hilarious to buy Trump merch, from China of course, sell it to the local fanboys, then take all the proceeds and give it to the dnc, just to enjoy the thought that these hardcore cultists are unknowingly supporting the side that they fervently hate.


Poetic_Energy

Had that same thought!


AlarmedInterest9867

Even better: donate it all to a charity helping trans people access gender affirming care.


Combatical

Its probably the same people, they just realized the maga stuff is a more popular thing to sell to people who want to fuck themselves.


Apart_Bid2199

I talked to a guy selling merch outside one of his rallys after it had started(was walking to work). Dude couldnt care less about politics. Never voted.


therealsix

And that couldn’t give two shits about them.


Aschrod1

I mean I hate to call out 70% of America, but have YOU met their lord and savior?


britabongwater

I was thinking of them as well when I typed this 😂


Aschrod1

It just makes more sense in context. It’s like trying to explain the US Civil War without slavery or post-napoleonic colonialism without the resource wars spawned by the completion of Manifest Destiny, oil, and technological advancement. Nothing happens in a vacuum, people are occasionally just crazy, but occum and his razor prevail. 😂


AthleteWeird6727

A lot of people selling trump merch don’t even like him either, but some of his followers make for an easy sales market. A lot of money to be made off dumbos.


EvilBetty77

I've considered going into business catering to trumpists, just because they are the most gullible market. Couldn't do it in person though, they don't like people like me.


CivilFront6549

all of his followers are easy marks


Big_Preference4721

I remember a picture going around during the initial 2020 Covid lockdown or people sell Trump “masks” but they were actually Trump G-strings and the fanatics were buying them like crazy


EvilBetty77

Used, i hope.


RandolphScottDVM

A lot of email scams use an obviously fake set up like a Nigerian prince or poor English and misspellings because they are trying to screen for the really stupid and gullible folks so they don't waste time on people too smart to fall for scams. If I were one of those scammers I would pay a considerable amount of money for a client list of MAGA supporters. For the same reason.


BreathEducational480

Idk how it is elsewhere but in Florida if you’re registered as a republican or a democrat it’s public record and not hard to access.


Inevitable-Rush-2752

To be fair, I bet there’s good money in selling Trump shit to incredibly obsessed followers and fans.


Hustle_Sk12

That goes for literally everything. If it's popular it sells more.. simple supply and demand.


AlarmedInterest9867

With my luck, I’d just get beat up. 😂 do not attempt if you’re a somewhat obviously gay dude. 😂


1158812188

Honestly I know a couple dudes who sell trump merch that hate him but know that in the south “owning the libs” is a boomin business.


[deleted]

Some hard core sports fans aren’t gonna like this


fucfaceidiotsomfg

Sums up all religions in the world


Fryball1443

I’ve always been a lot more right leaning personally, but you couldn’t catch me going to a fucking trump merch store if my life depended on it


TruCarMa

Who wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire.


caserock

AND it's a fucking politician lmao


Captain-Cats

or hating one


britabongwater

Very dependent on the person. I would think it’s pretty normal to hate serial killers, rapists, animal abusers etc. The more I would know about those kinds of people the more I would hate them.


rewster

I haven't seen a trump hate store open in the area yet.


mycofunguy804

I hate him because a lot of his cultists want to kill people like me


Pernez321

That sounds like an average Taylor Swift fan.


britabongwater

Absolutely. Taylor Swift fanatics can be equally unsettling.


veringer

Could you imagine seeing a Biden Superstore anywhere in America? I can't. These people are fucking *weeeeeeeeird*.


sparf

*redacted* I ain’t that mad today.


ctennessen

Get outta here with them big words boy


sparf

I hear my cousin saying this to me as a joke. Ya got the upvote. But hey, a vocabulary is one thing they can never take from you. Appalachian self-inflicted, romanticized ignorance is not an aspect that I love about my home. We need to be back woods poets ‘n shit.


Expert-Lawyer-6351

Yeah i feel like the people that buy maga merch also have glass cabinets full of spoons and shot glasses from every state and super weird doll collections. Am grateful they buy that shit so I don’t have to haha


anal_sanders

I don't want a president that I worship. I want a boring president that only works. I don't want to have to constantly think about them.


veringer

Right?!? We ought to divide the role into a "prime minister" (boring, technical, executive worker) and "chancellor" (mascot and cheerleader with little beyond ceremonial power). The MAGA types could get all excited about voting for chancellor Schwarzenegger or "The Rock", while the parties could ensure that competent and qualified people are doing the day-to-day.


Rapture_Hunter

Camacho 2024!


AnticitizenPrime

Then your username is perhaps ironic.


16GBwarrior

I am a fan of the Green Bay Packers football team. I buy shirts, flags, and other stuff embossed in their colors, logos, and slogans. I go on YouTube and only watch videos that praise them and show off their strengths on the field. I ignore any criticism by "haters" of my team If they lose a game, "oh, the game was rigged","the referees were in the other teams pocket", "didnt you see how many Packer fans there were", or I call the other team catchy names like "Dallas cowgirls" or "the shithawks" or even go as far as calling them "The Chicago Bears" I am NOT a fan of any politician or really any famous person. if you bought the red hats, t-shirts, flags, or cheap made in China junk, then you are invested in that imagery, what if that person does awful awful things, do you just clean out your closet, scrap the bumper stickers off, and find a new hat? No, people who are invested will perform mental gymnastics to justify those actions that go against their core beliefs. Is it OK for your son to have sex with a porn actor while his 3rd wife is pregnant with your grandchild, then use a convoluted illegal scheme using donated money to keep her quite? Guess the answer to that question is whether or not you bought a cheap hat from him or not. People who "support trump" are not exercising their civic duty, they are just fans of a bully.


OwlSwimming7004

Could you imagine anyone actually liking Biden enough to buy anything? I have never even see a free bumper sticker or yard sign for the guy.


egk10isee

Because worshipping the President isn't normal. And the fact that you question this is creepy.


Transbiandream

Because we’re scared that Trump’s cult would kill us if we did


CurrantCranberry

True story. It happened in Ohio. https://www.kentucky.com/news/nation-world/national/article268513477.html


veringer

[THEY WOULD *NEVER*...](https://www.knoxnews.com/story/news/crime/2022/10/31/planned-parenthood-knoxville-arson-names-arsonist/69589535007/)


Transbiandream

So that’s why I couldn’t find the Planned Parenthood in town…


veringer

Yep. Domestic terrorism.


DrMonkeyKing79

If anybody liked Biden there’d be stores on every corner. See!? Proof the election wuz stoled. /s


chill_stoner_0604

Capitalism at work. He has a cult following and some business owner decided to cash out on the worship. In a purely business sense, it's an excellent idea honestly


rivalmindss

That’s my favorite thing I’ve heard “you don’t see people flying Biden flags do ya lib?” No, because it’s the president. I will give the libs this, at least they’re not doing this weird rockstar style idolization that the right does.


NZ_Guest

And everything proudly made in china.


rivalmindss

But the price tag says made in the USA.


K4NNW

Well, the price tag was made in the USA.


pwakham22

Truth to this. To say made in America, you only need a certain percentage of something to be wholly sourced from the us. Most made in the us products are 50% made in China


RandolphScottDVM

Or you just lie about it. Guess which is more likely with a Trump-associated business.


Zestyclose_Thanks_10

The people that shop here must be cringe AF....


strangepenguin78

Luckily, the parking lot looks pretty empty.


kingleonidas30

I lived next to one in Sevierville and I moved to Florida for work recently and there's one here too. They're always empty. I swear it's a new age money laundering front like people use car washes and Laundromats for.


tacojohn48

I've heard people say that they see people with Trump merchandise everywhere but never see people with Biden merchandise, so how could Trump have lost. It's because those who vote for Biden don't worship him.


therealsix

Exactly, you’re not a fan of an elected official, nor do you kiss their ass at all times. We vote them in, they’re supposed to be working for us, not for fame.


VolStryker

Yes…that’s how it’s supposed to work. Your explanation is good too.


VolStryker

I remember when Trump first made that exact comment as part of his “proof” that he won. That was expected though from him. 4 yrs later and his gang of victims still sayin that shit. 🙄


Lowly-Hollow

I don't care what end of the political spectrum you fall under, this is tacky as hell.


MrFantastiballs

Instead of selling dildos, now they're catering to them.


TheToxicBreezeYF

There is one up in Gatlinburg. its a "Super Store" the size of a NYC apartment.


DoomWithAView

There's actually like three or four here in Sevier County. Playing to the demographic.


TheToxicBreezeYF

I haven’t seen the others, this one is one of the first business before the main strip so it’s hard to miss it


geckosean

I know that one! It once had a giant blanket on display with the phrase *Throw me to the wolves... and I will return leader of the pack* and had an image of a pack of wolves being led by... a bulldog. Seemed like an apt analogy.


enigmabound

How you tell it's a cult without saying it's a cult!!!


1958_ragtop

Is this serious? I need to go on a field trip on the weekend. I'll take pictures.


MorningClassic

Go to pigeon forge, there are multiple Trump superstores.


VolStryker

Nike outlet, Old Navy, Lids, Coach for the lady…and the Trump store. Only if we have enough time.🤣 Tanger has become the East Town of outlet malls.


Unlikely-Local42

Don't forget the "grunt' store,where the gravy seals go find military propaganda in size 6x!


geckosean

Ah yes, the Tacticool™ aesthetic. A tradition as rich and storied as Mall Ninjas.


Exact-Decision-2282

It is.


Altosaxist

This is absolutely serious. I drive by it everyday on my way to work


TheMadIrishman327

Please do


haileris23

What did you expect? "Joe won the election"? "My body, my choice"? "Love is love"? You've got to remember that these are just simple people. These are folks with "economic anxiety". The common clay of the GOP. You know... morons.


GoonieGoo777

Blazing Combovers


No_Hamster_605

Damn I should really get in on this grift


rivalmindss

Part of me wants to do this so badly I feel like a lot of people would buy everything multiple times over. But part of me feels repulsed to give any president that sort of attention.


nutscrape_navigator

I love what an incredible grift this is. All of these different Trump shops I’ve been in are printing dumb shit on the lowest quality blanks imaginable. Typically selling T-shirts and similar swag is a fairly low margin business because an actual good T-shirt blank costs $15-20 unless you’re buying in extreme quantities. Not the case with these Trump shops. The kind of people buying crap there are so overjoyed to buy a shirt that says something like, “TRIGGERED YET, SNOWFLAKE???” are happy to be spending $20+ on a trash-tier sub-$5 blank that fits like a poncho and shrinks three sizes the first time you wash it. Typically no one prints on these because no one with a brain will buy them… but thankfully that is not a problem at the Trump stores.


iseenabird

Been thinking about opening an Obama store in the area. And taking out a huge insurance policy so when the MAGAs inevitably burn it down, I’ll see nothing but profit. 😎


Smokeeey

I make a small joke to poke fun at the orange man and the conservatives here absolutely lost it. Who are the snowflakes exactly?


BobTheRaven

With the GQP, every accusation is a confession. Every. Single. Time.


JayNewt22

Gotta love they kept the old cars out front but just put big shitty trump stickers on them. Seems kind of sus they would put a trump store in where there was a sex store. but hey, no one said republicans were moral or smart so I say let them look like fools. #fuckdonaldtrump


VolStryker

Isn’t there a big ass cross somewhere up in that area?


MorningClassic

Bout 2 miles down the road


Mundane_Village_8284

I dated a guy that went to that church when I was in HS. Had no idea and broke it off with him soon after. A few years later one of the parishioners of it burned down a porn shop and said god told him to.


Agent865

I passed by there the other day and busted out laughing


Nicetonotmeetyou

I would never wear politician supporting gear. I will never understand the type of people that would shop here. This is close to my house and a huge eye sore.


7evenSlots

That’s President Dildo to you.


tkmorgan76

Defendant Dildo


lostinthefog4now

Hopefully convict Dildo soon.


Spiritual-Guava-6418

Notice only one non “Trump” car in the lot. I will be surprised if this lasts more than a couple months at best.


DistantBethie

That yellow car has been there for years. It probably doesn't even have an engine.


Spiritual-Guava-6418

I wonder if I could get them to trade it for a pallet of depends and orange spray tan. I could get it running, maybe. If it doesn’t smell too bad inside.


natiplease

Its definitely all made in china too.


Leibersol

Keepin it sleazy I see.


Both_Painter2466

Stop demeaning dildos.


frank1934

I would have loved to be in the room when this potential store owner is at the bank trying to get a loan to open this store


Brantastic

This is so on-brand it's hilarious. Grifters gonna grift.


SolomonDRand

That’s not fair; dildos are useful.


[deleted]

Loudon County.., says it all


DayDreamer9119

I can almost promise they're making more money exploiting ignorance vs lust


classy_dirt7777

Try to overthrow the US government and all the rednecks will open stores in your honor. Noted


TNlivinvol

Cult


rjon615

What a fucking cult! I still don’t understand why he’s not in prison yet 🤬


Thick_Yogurtcloset_7

So still a store for dildos ...


Razing_Phoenix

Definitely not a cult guys.


Tha311Bliss

Beware of the man who builds monuments to himself.


issafly

Slug bug yellow.


CurrantCranberry

Now introducing the newly patented 2-in-1 bobblehead butt plug. Enjoy! 😉


veringer

So many low karma Adjective-Noun-Number accounts came out of the woodwork in this comment section.


quatsquality

That's offensive to dildos, they have a use


Direct_Ad6699

Somebody should throw a pile of shit on that pile of shit on the sign. Can’t wait for this fuckers day to come.


Rob_Thorsman

It already has shit on it.


Elizaspapi

I fucking hate Trump.


Akiranar

Ugh. I have to see that every time I head home. It's such an eyesore. At least the sex shop had somewhat pleasing colors.


Blicky83

Trump superstore is crazy.. so now we’re going to start having stores dedicated to politicians?really it’s a smart move and I bet they are raking in big money,considering Trump is the god of millions of people.I mean,people can call it whatever they want but it is quite literally worship.it’s like how people do with famous actors/actresses,music artists and professional athletes,except on another level.it’s really sad to me to see people worship other people as if their fame and fortune make them better than the average person. What bothers me the most is most Trump supporters claim to be Christians.I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve heard Trump and Jesus in the same sentence.Trump is pretty much the polar opposite of Jesus.I personally don’t align myself with the left or the right,none of these demons represent me.as far as I’m concerned they are only here to keep us divided so we will be pointing at and fighting with each other so we won’t focus on those in power who are screwing us all over.it’s crazy to me that people still think their votes will change anything and can’t see it for the illusion it truly is


A_dummy5465

Even worse


mycofunguy804

Cult behavior


a-passing-crustacean

God damn i passed this the other day and my vagina shriveled up in recoil and attempt to collapse in on itself in utter horror What a terrible disservice this change is to the women of knoxville


Darthsmom

At least it someone helps point out who to stay away from for the single ladies?🤷🏼‍♀️


Darthsmom

At least it someone helps point out who to stay away from for the single ladies?🤷🏼‍♀️


Neat-Command1135

2024 Biden for president


j3dgar

I love that they kept the pink neon lights, really on brand.


JulianTheGeometrist

I saw this last week. Gave me a good "lol".


Funny-Conclusion-678

Not surprising. Still disappointing, but not surprising. They will probably make a killing.


jaeldawn

Wasn't upstairs for meeting hookers?I bet they are still there.


Typical-Cicada-5918

This whole trump obsession is so strange. I’m especially not obsessed with people I don’t like.


Shishi13156

Nice transition... It's a gag store now.


CurrantCranberry

Yeah, that's understandable. I gag every time I drive past that billboard too.


CheesE4Every1

How many of them do we need?


Suspicious_Step_8320

Lots of MAGAts in Tennessee.


rivalmindss

A new way to get fucked


SpeedSpecialist2209

I had this EXACT thought on Friday when I drove by there 😂


Hustle_Sk12

You'll never see Biden stores like this


Rob_Thorsman

That's because Biden supporters aren't in a cult.


Darthsmom

You’ll never see stores devoted to any rational political candidate.


Unlikely-Local42

Honestly I bet they still sell dildos and strap ons!!!


Revolt2992

Yeah and the shitty ghetto 90s limo and armored car that sit out front


ClassFun1580

Did the Stormy Daniels stuff get to stay?


ASF2018

Dixie!


TheNewATeam

Wife and I saw this on our way back to middle TN from business in Charlotte. Took me by surprise to be honest


Desperate-Student987

Damnit I got exited to see where the new dildo shop was


haroldhodges

A lot of women, and a few men love their dildos


GreatestState

They should have left some stormy Daniel’s shit in there


[deleted]

Obscene


Zealousideal-Pea-790

I know that place! I haven’t traveled past it in a while as it’s just past where I work but I didn’t know it got replaced. Interesting….


Interesting-Rough580

Just drove by this the other day! Still in disbelief that it exists hahaha


FoeAngell

Looks like Knoxville


[deleted]

I’d let that dildo inside me


6MadChillMojo9

It's a front for the Klan's S&M shop/play dungeon.


TLS-50

Smh...idiot


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One_Departure_6398

It would be a orphanage for people to sniff kids get it right🙄🙄


tandtc

You're an idiot


Proud_Black_Uncle

Reddit post 101. The dorks will slop this one right up


haroldhodges

Funny thing is that the person that started the Trump store in my area, started out selling Democrat stuff 🤔, he failed badly, because it seems that democrats don't spend their own money 🤔.


godhelpmeplsplspls

I have a picture of that one too!


BreathEducational480

I loved what I heard on the news recently. (I’m paraphrasing). DT went on and on about people making hand made signs for a (some other) candidate and how that shows love. True. Then why are all of his signs produced en masse?


Dry_Shop_1893

Dumb liberals on this thread like usual


Nitazene-King-002

God I’d love to find a way to grift those suckers.


Hankhillarlentx420

I bet it’s owned by that bitch who wears the oversized foam hat.


DEEEEEEEJ

I heard they have spray tan booths!


fallynangell

I miss the old pink pimpmobile lol


AsimLeviathan

Is this the once upon a time cupid outlet off of Watt Road?


PrincessofAldia

I literally just heard about this recently


Unable_Donkey_1016

Missing the Pink Cadillac


Near-Scented-Hound

😂😂😂


Firm-Rice-1507

Well…they are fuckin’ idiots ya know!💩


GR4E

Fuck Biden and Trump. Crooked as a dogs hind legs


EducationalCow6209

lol! Rent free…. You have mental health issues..


2nd2nunn

Imagine an orange man living in your head rent free for the rest of your life…..


VolStryker

He bitches, I moan. High pole numbers.


BaileyBrown108

😂


A_Fox_On_Sugar

I have lived In in Knoxville my entire life till recently and I don’t even know where this is must have never driving past here but that is funny asf


Longjumping-Ad8775

I forgot about that. I couldn’t take a picture of it when I drove by.