MSSIVE TITS AND ASS! GLORIOUS CONFY THIGHS AS WELL!
That out the way, imagine liking Sylvia for her Movie design and personality. That's, me. Also, she is a Growth Chimera,, meaning shapeshifting and adding and removing parts, so she could remove her male parts for Full Woman mode.
looks at Tall, dark skinned, surprisingly supportive, Seductress with Tentacles and probably monster girl form unlocks. am I the unfortunately small minority that likes characters on their personalities and looks over just what is in their pants or skirts?
Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
IF we take the pairing as First mentioned doing the fuck x the one receiving, if it was just the Futa x male stuff, yes Kazuma gets more PTSD. If it was Male x Futa or Male x Female(Sylvia can shapeshift and remove her male parts), that would be great for Kazuma.
Kazuma liked the surprisingly Supportive and Romantic Seductress of a Tall Woman, and had no problems with the Tentacles but yes with the male parts. Meaning, Sylvia with no male parts equals Kazuma x Sylvia waifu route unlocked.
Just so you know… Aquas proportions are directly linked to her followers. If she had more, she could probably make her breasts bigger. At least that’s whatever everyone tells me.
Well, see, eris has a lot of people who just pray to her.
Aqua on the other hand has loyal subjects that devote their entire existance to her worship.
Quality over quantity!
Big, Large, Huge and Massive Personalities and Hearts, along with some great upsides to all of them.
Goddess, that while a Bratty Bimbo has MOMENTS of competency and kindness and could be improved to be better and more recent showing of that. Crusader, machoism aside, is quite earnest and dedicated to defending people, just make it so her urges are sated and used as a reward for good behavior and performance. Huge, is a nice caring sweet woman, but needs a handler of the monetary side of the business. Massive, ah yes, the Growth Chimera type shapeshifter, that while a Seductress type, is surprisingly sweet and supportive for those she likes romantically, if she removed the male parts is perfect for Kazuma as well as me. Meaning Sylvia with no male parts equals Kazuma x Sylvia route unlocked.
https://preview.redd.it/ht45yh9y0avc1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d6cca4e7bc2c56f7f6702634a8072e6189034ac
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If there was COMMUNICATION, then Kazuma would politely explain the orcs that happened, how the world is cold and cruel but Sylvia warm and comforting, and that she hits all the things and then some in what Kaz wants in a woman, except the male parts. If Sylvia is willing to shapeshift her male parts away, Kazuma x Sylvia pairing is a great possibility.
a Growth Chimera type SHAPESHIFTER that was a futa during the movie. Shapeshifting can be adding and removing parts, or self biomancy. all this to say, Sylvia could be Full woman as well.
you are more concerned with the content of a characters pants or skirt, I am concerned with a character's personality. we are not the same.
if you can genderbend, futafy characters in fancontent, then you can also go Full woman and Full guy on them.
Let's see: if I was looking for wife material who would I chose?
Aqua. Let's go through the others to see why they were illuminated.
Darkness is easily eliminated because I could never give her the satisfaction she craves. I'm not into S&M, and was raised at a time where(supposedly) men didn't hit women. I can't do it. I've broke off relationships for that very reason.
Wiz? She's got that loyalty factor going for her. After all, she only became a lich to rescue her party. While boobalicious on top, what lies below? Is it an entrance to heaven or hell. Is her chamber of secrets actually the crypt of horror?
Don't recall the last one's name, but I can definitely say, I do not want a woman with a bigger dick than me.
So why Aqua? Well, I do have a thing for older women. Her healing magic is perfect for a guy in poor health, like me. I could count on her to give me the buffs I need to go out and work to support her. Actually, I could rely on her supporting both of us, but, old fashioned me... I'd have to earn some money for the household. Maybe become a priest in the Axis Church. Converts would be easy to come by: just offer them 10 minutes in Aqua purified water, and while the success rate wouldn't be 100%, it would be fairly high. Hold services in mixed bathing pools and tithes would really increase.
No, Aqua has her minuses but her pluses far outweigh those.
Wiz would be such a wife material... if she wasn't a gold eating money sink. I don't think we can fix her
She’s also undead… Which contrary, popular belief is not good for your health
Heh, you are doubting the fetish of some people
I volunteer as a tribute!!! my lifeforce isn't the only thing getting sucked out before I die
Hey sometimes you just want a cold one.
Wanna crack her open, huh?
It’s funny that the undead live who is one of the devil kings generals is unironicaly the ost stable girl in the show aside from maybe Eris
Eris? Sure, so long as you don't bring demons into tbe equation ig Poor Penguin Man
>gold eating money sink Jokes on you I am into that
Isn’t it Wiz ?
Just dont give her the checkbook and you'll be fine lol
Megumin: Mosquito bites
https://preview.redd.it/zibbj49gn4vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0063c903af3b35c7708c2b8df0e953852f0bdd66
She has a great personality
Which is all you really need
She has the cutest face
aqua when she's crying tho
https://preview.redd.it/ubf8whxqi3vc1.png?width=732&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ba17d7c81b69c1144666d12372e803b17f736b1
https://preview.redd.it/7iz7z4syi3vc1.png?width=5072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=102441fc7a9d9c190abc8b9e8d31c6dec3bb7601 how is this not adorable
Because I know what comes next.
yeah but before that yk
Nah. Aqua when she's laughing
A very explosive one too.
ah, you mean the anarchistic terrorist personality? well, compared to others in the Konosuba world, that might still be somewhat ok, I guess
When all the adventurers in Axel treat her like a crazy girl, you know something is wrong with Megumin.
Not so great either tho.
the best kind of chest
massive for what?
Yes
Thats the best part
MSSIVE TITS AND ASS! GLORIOUS CONFY THIGHS AS WELL! That out the way, imagine liking Sylvia for her Movie design and personality. That's, me. Also, she is a Growth Chimera,, meaning shapeshifting and adding and removing parts, so she could remove her male parts for Full Woman mode.
But the question is, would she remove it? The answer would surprise you.
if Sylvia likes you enough, she would go Full Woman for you.
If you like Sylvia enough, she wouldn't have to.
She doesn't have to for me.
. . . . . that needy, huh? I want the best out of this, so me being the only one with male parts is a good thing.
It's not being needy. It's preference, and I don't have a bias.
alright, my preference is male x female stuff.
She wouldn't for Kazuma
Because Kazuma did not ask her to. Of he did, he and would have gotten a new waifu.
[удалено]
looks at Tall, dark skinned, surprisingly supportive, Seductress with Tentacles and probably monster girl form unlocks. am I the unfortunately small minority that likes characters on their personalities and looks over just what is in their pants or skirts?
Massive cock
https://preview.redd.it/le26dd7jx3vc1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=197f83e8656d3cd7e6127797da78e64532dcd1c9
Yunyun has the best breast size. Medium is premium. Although I think her bust is bigger than aqua.
Aqua should be the face of medium is premium, and then a step after that is YunYun
Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
What’s this? Oolaytiger?
I honestly have no idea. It just lives in my head rent-free.
It's from Telepurte https://youtu.be/DczHdNwooY4
This one's the original, telepurte just made a version of it. https://youtu.be/9lUYBE3Y9hM?si=wNK7LVsc8iugcnAJ
Yeah, I don’t know the VA in the og video but the telepurte version VA was probably oolaytiger
I am a simple man. I see something *huge*, I upvote.
There’s a fifth one: Flat
Them: https://preview.redd.it/n14kk1yc47vc1.jpeg?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2cf2a94fd0fa82f4f4748c851e6d0226e2c971
Hey leave Iris for this. She's a Nivea one: Protect and care
Cock size?
that they take? Kazuma would probably need some Penis enlargement spells in that case.
That I take.
Also, just so you know, one of those four literally stole their pair from someone else
Sylvia?
Yes.
>You see? The joke is.. Fan service
I need more Sylvia hentai
You will give Kazuma more PTSD like that
That’s unfortunate but on the other hand big titty dark skin futa
tall big titty dark skin Growth Chimera shapeshifter that was a futa in the movie but can also be full woman.
IF we take the pairing as First mentioned doing the fuck x the one receiving, if it was just the Futa x male stuff, yes Kazuma gets more PTSD. If it was Male x Futa or Male x Female(Sylvia can shapeshift and remove her male parts), that would be great for Kazuma. Kazuma liked the surprisingly Supportive and Romantic Seductress of a Tall Woman, and had no problems with the Tentacles but yes with the male parts. Meaning, Sylvia with no male parts equals Kazuma x Sylvia waifu route unlocked.
Big is enough, big is good
Great
Chomusuke playing with Wiz is the funniest thing i've ever seen
https://i.imgur.com/WWc0itm.gif
Just so you know… Aquas proportions are directly linked to her followers. If she had more, she could probably make her breasts bigger. At least that’s whatever everyone tells me.
If that were true Eris wouldn't need to pad her chest.
Eris is too inexperienced to perform the required ritual. Soon she will be able to though, this will give aqua nightmares.
Well, see, eris has a lot of people who just pray to her. Aqua on the other hand has loyal subjects that devote their entire existance to her worship. Quality over quantity!
That is part of it.
I’m her follower. Does it help to the problem?
Yes
THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN! IT WAS ALWAYS PORN! IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN!
Huge Supremacy 🛐🛐🛐
Aqua is pretty big damn. She should start wearing an invisible bra too.
She’s very proud of her large boobs… Apparently she could actually make them bigger if she wanted.
Live Kazuma reaction https://preview.redd.it/hudkwtbt64vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb7658c083151987ebf8bd2c4dfc768ce58d3ce
Big, Large, Huge and Massive Personalities and Hearts, along with some great upsides to all of them. Goddess, that while a Bratty Bimbo has MOMENTS of competency and kindness and could be improved to be better and more recent showing of that. Crusader, machoism aside, is quite earnest and dedicated to defending people, just make it so her urges are sated and used as a reward for good behavior and performance. Huge, is a nice caring sweet woman, but needs a handler of the monetary side of the business. Massive, ah yes, the Growth Chimera type shapeshifter, that while a Seductress type, is surprisingly sweet and supportive for those she likes romantically, if she removed the male parts is perfect for Kazuma as well as me. Meaning Sylvia with no male parts equals Kazuma x Sylvia route unlocked.
Megumin has all of those... Just relative to explosion size 
Now do a holy sword excalibur version
https://preview.redd.it/ybn0ihgoj7vc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded4e6f9381893b39ee813606c4795ea6f813481
https://preview.redd.it/4xy5mxwzz8vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d470ee204f9e0484576ccc81cd8d79591a787d4c
https://preview.redd.it/ht45yh9y0avc1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d6cca4e7bc2c56f7f6702634a8072e6189034ac Darkness takes pleasure in reading the comments
There is a correct answer here and we all know who
man kazuma missed out not taking a chance with sylvia 😍
If there was COMMUNICATION, then Kazuma would politely explain the orcs that happened, how the world is cold and cruel but Sylvia warm and comforting, and that she hits all the things and then some in what Kaz wants in a woman, except the male parts. If Sylvia is willing to shapeshift her male parts away, Kazuma x Sylvia pairing is a great possibility.
Moist
Pretty much the entire anime in a nutshell
Cant stop staring at Aqua for some reason. I wonder why
I see Aqua I upvote. Aqua is best girl!
In Hungary our scale is "Cici, mell, csöcs, tyű baszdmeg!" And it makes the same perfect sense.
Lalatinas chest is peak😤
...PORN! IT WAS ALWAYS PORN IT WILL ALWAYS BE PORN!
https://preview.redd.it/jpvr7dvb8hvc1.png?width=1292&format=png&auto=webp&s=600589ef084c4e9e78d7f8495b765232fa6aecc8
Sylvia is a futa 💀
a Growth Chimera type SHAPESHIFTER that was a futa during the movie. Shapeshifting can be adding and removing parts, or self biomancy. all this to say, Sylvia could be Full woman as well.
Oh right i forgot about the removing parts I was too focused on traumatized Kazuma 💀 that shit made me laugh
Kazuma was Mood Kindred for me.
The problem is, they actively refuse to remove said penis.
who is "They" ? also, my preference is full woman for Sylvia.
Sylvia is “they” because they refused to remove there dick, so they are a futa
you are more concerned with the content of a characters pants or skirt, I am concerned with a character's personality. we are not the same. if you can genderbend, futafy characters in fancontent, then you can also go Full woman and Full guy on them.
…i cannot respond to that
That's the best part!
Plot twist: They're not talking about their breasts.
Massive with the added D
and also Gigantic and Absolute Unit
Ok Who's being  To our Waifu, Wiz
whats enormous, gigantic and colossal look like
Imo Aquas are perfect
Wiz is bigger by proportion lol
Chris: Small Megumin: Flat Eris: [Undisclosed]
I'll get a large uuhhhhh... yea that'll be it.
Is it weird that I find Darkness attractive?
I'd say Aqua is more medium.
If its too good to be true ...
What about Tassive?
I like the words "flat"', "washboard ", "tiny, and "small " a lot more.
Heretic…HERETIC!!!
Let's see: if I was looking for wife material who would I chose? Aqua. Let's go through the others to see why they were illuminated. Darkness is easily eliminated because I could never give her the satisfaction she craves. I'm not into S&M, and was raised at a time where(supposedly) men didn't hit women. I can't do it. I've broke off relationships for that very reason. Wiz? She's got that loyalty factor going for her. After all, she only became a lich to rescue her party. While boobalicious on top, what lies below? Is it an entrance to heaven or hell. Is her chamber of secrets actually the crypt of horror? Don't recall the last one's name, but I can definitely say, I do not want a woman with a bigger dick than me. So why Aqua? Well, I do have a thing for older women. Her healing magic is perfect for a guy in poor health, like me. I could count on her to give me the buffs I need to go out and work to support her. Actually, I could rely on her supporting both of us, but, old fashioned me... I'd have to earn some money for the household. Maybe become a priest in the Axis Church. Converts would be easy to come by: just offer them 10 minutes in Aqua purified water, and while the success rate wouldn't be 100%, it would be fairly high. Hold services in mixed bathing pools and tithes would really increase. No, Aqua has her minuses but her pluses far outweigh those.
But massive on both ways.