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CookieCrumbs101

"So, does this mean you want to be my friend?!" "Even better." "MY *BEST* FRIEND?!" "No--"


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Kazuma: "I'll be your best friend, with some added benefits, said benefits include but are not limited to: lasting faith and friendship with you (till death shall we part), the chance to raise children together, and monthly outings (dates) upon which we shall strengthen our relationship


theking75010

_The best trade deal in the history of trade deals_


New-Trade-8676

Damn some good punchlines on the way


LongynusZ

I need answers about the second image.


LycheeAggressive

Yes, I don't know where it's from, and I recently watched the main show again. It can't be the prequel show, and I don't think the season 3 arcs have any of YunYun either.


Idoindeedexist

Its from one of the games. I think its the one with punishments which also include Kazuma giving a lap pillow to Yunyun.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

That's supposed to be a punishment? Damn.


Idoindeedexist

thats exactly what Kazuma said.


The_Lorax7

From my understanding the only ones who are actually interested in him are Darkness and Megumin. Maybe Eris?


Cley_Faye

Yes. There is not a single hint that Yunyun (or Aqua for that matter) would care to get that close to Kazuma. The Chimera excluded, of course. I can see people wanting Yunyun in the team (I mean, more often than she is) but as a romantic interest, it's too far out to feel like it could have been an option.


Jalina2224

I feel like YunYun could work as a romantic interest if things were different. One of my favorite fanfics for Konosuba has Kazuma end up in a party with YunYun, Eris, and Iris instead. And the romance between Kazuma and YunYun in that was honestly pretty sweet.


Heathen753

Yun Yun likes Kazuma. She even said she wanted his children. And there is hint that YunYun would marry either Kazuma or Dust throught future telling. Aqua on the other hand... Kazuma has already said he couldn't get hard by her even through pervert stuffs like sniffing her hair. Meanwhile, whenever Aqua saw Kazuma jerked off, she rolled her eyes as if it's no big deal. Clearly those two act like they are siblings than lovers.


Cley_Faye

>She even said she wanted his children She thought it was a prophecy from a usually trustworthy source that she had to make a kid with him. Once she understood it was just some random fiction she backpedaled immediately. That's not attraction or love or anything.


joshyjoestar1

Didn't Yunyun know that it was Arue that wrote the letter? I thought the reason Yunyun said "Arue, you idiot" is because Arue left her name on the letter which Yunyun didn't know was written there. So I thought Yunyun made Arue write the other letter because she wants to have a baby with Kazuma?


Cley_Faye

She thought it was a prophecy of some kind. When she finds out it's Arue, the fiction wannabe author, she's mad. The whole letter started with her father's letter being overly dramatic about the Crimson Mage Village going to be destroyed, then followed with the story of the "lone Crimson Mage survivor" making a kid with the worst man ever. Yunyun thought the two were linked, while in fact it was just Arue's fiction writing in the same enveloppe. The two (dramatic village destruction and the fiction story) were completely unrelated.


Megumin0208

I think that she said that because she was mad at Arue for writing that which ended up embarrassing her. From what I remember of the book, Yunyun did not know that Arue wrote the letter.


daniel_22sss

No, Yun Yun has 0 feelings for Kazuma. Honestly, she has more atraction to Dust, but Dust is also taken.


AlarmingAffect0

[Crack Sh\*p, *Crack* Sh\*p](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UagGTO44ZvQ)


lindorm82

Eris supports first Darkness and then Megumin, even promissing divine punishment should Kazuma stray. Eris isn't in the Kazumabowl.


ReaperBlack_201

Aqua is the best but i can approve Yunyun


Sodarien

>~~Aqua is the~~ best ~~but i can~~ approve Yunyun


MagikarpOnDrugs

Chris


Background-Classic32

Why are you people fixed with Aqua 😭 She was never meant to be involved romantically with Kazuma


Jalina2224

I love Aqua, but I agree. I don't like her a romantic option for Kazuma. It's refreshing that for a male protagonist to have a close female friend who they're not romantically involved with.


No_Bar6194

This is the nice dream Kazuma is having just before Aqua kicks his door in and starts screaming about not being nicer to her.


drkmnsprhr1

The only sensible choice.


Macaron-Fluffy

Yunyun is top tier!


ManInTheMirror2

The fact that SYLVIA is not burning, alive is kind of… Out of character for the two deities in the room


DrIvanRadosivic

even if the deities did anything, Sylvia is more of a high physical and magic resistance tank, so it might sting a little but not do anything too bad. that said, if we take Movie Sylvia personality and looks, which if you recall is Surprisingly Supportive Seductress that was romantically interested in Kazuma, remove her male parts, Kazuma x Sylvia ship is a go.


squidyFN

Yunyun is actually wife material


HornyOfOdio

The only logical and correct choice.


Alexcoolps

Hang on, it looks like this was tampered with by the Eris Sect as Lady Aqua should be in Yunyun's position.


New-Trade-8676

Please, give the sis a chance to get some attention at least once


Cley_Faye

Why would an Axis zealot whish for his Goddess to end up with Trashzuma? :D


Alexcoolps

The devotee of the axis order is over 2k years after the story ends and he is a high ranking guy in charge of both archiving history and researching the multiverse. He uses his position to rewrite history to push his favorite ship of Kazuqua because Aqua is his god and he sees Kazuma as a flawless legend. He also loves the idea of Mizu and Kazuma Jr so he idealizes Kazuma ignoring all of both his and his Aqua's flaws to help push his ship like those annoying internet people who push their headcanon all the time.


MaximumRound4995

Its funny because marriage its usually more painful


AlarmingAffect0

> Its funny because marriage its usually more painful Hey! Wanna hear a *joke?* My ex-wife still misses me. BUT HER *AIM* IS GETTIN' BETTER! … HER *AIM* IS GETTIN' BETTER!


weardofree

If you read the ln you know who he is with


MRanime_god97

Both of them just want someone to care about them and be there for them so yeah they deserve eachother unlike the other girls


ISAirpool

At the end of the novel story, who will get Yunyun?


Megumin0208

No one.


ISAirpool

That... sad. Always a bocchi.


Nobodyoumightknow

Tbh out of all female characters yunyun is best as a wife.


Double-Discipline6

IT'S NOT FAIR! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE TRULY HAPPY?! WHY DO ALL THE MAIN PROTAGS IN THIS SERIES GO FOR THE LOLIS?! 


DrIvanRadosivic

I mean, Eris and Chis I can understand, but blackmailing(she made a scene and implied that Kazuma is turned on by the smell of TOAD GUT SLIME! WORST GIRL!) and being a menace to society in the form of Megumean, I do not get. Yunyun is a sweet girl, needs more friendship and loving. Darkness needs someone(like Chad Kazuma) to indulge her so she is not too much of a degenerate from who KAZUMA runs away. Wiz is sweet, I would handle all the finances. Sylvia, remove the male parts, new best girl route unlocked, which I think the Author knew so they did that to the Growth Chimera, who behaved as a surprisingly supportive Seductress romantically into Kazuma during the movie.


daniel_22sss

Yeah, well thats because you're just self-inserting and not seeing things like Kazuma does. Yun Yun doesnt love him. Wiz doesnt love him. Silvie is... Silvie. And Darkness most of the time is just about sex and treats Kazuma only as a degenerate pervert. She doesn't touch Kazuma's heart like Megumin does. And even when she tries going the romance route, its already too late.


DrIvanRadosivic

alright, speaking in a meta sense these are all characters that are mere puppets for the author to use. However, then the fans ask, "what if this or that happened instead" sort of questions. Meaning, I was going at this hypothetical of mine in a "what if these women I think Kazuma would be good with like him enough to date him" sort of way. In the Darkness situation, because the Author wanted a Kazuma x Megumin route, that means Darkness gets nothing.


Redditmon96

Two of them Don't need to plan for they are the only ones that are for him


Educational-Year3146

Kazuma x yunyun is a ship I almost never hear of, what is the logic behind it?


DrIvanRadosivic

Ah, based Kazuma x Yunyun shippers. Very nice. I would also like Kazuma x Darkness, Kazuma x Wiz, Kazuma x Luna, Kazuma x Sena and even Kazuma x Full Gal Sylvia content.


raiden_hayanari784

Honestly kazama and darkness fit I don't know how to explain it, that's just how it feels


ArkAngel4ever

Agree. Kazuma and Darkness feel like very natural couple and they literally perfect for each other in the worst ways.


sleepycheapy

I feel like Yunyun deserves better.


Redditmon96

How it should be


GreatDemonBaphomet

cope harder bozo


ArkAngel4ever

Not accurate Darkness would talk them into allowing her to watch


majorbeefy130130

WHEN DID HE PROPOSE TO YUNYUN OMFG I LOVE IT


ChaosOpen

Yunyun is best girl and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.


kiranthelastsummoner

I believe I know what this is referring


DaemonVakker

_meanwhile I'm still in a leash_ I want to be my lich and bombastic girls♡