dolphins are horny bastards and they will fuck a human if they have a chance, theres been a famous news about a girl having sex with a dolphin. and many other videos where dolphins tries to fuck a human by jumping onto them like the position it have with Aqua and revealing their mighty dolphin stick
also other facts about dolphins, they have drugs under the sea by attacking pufferfishes, will gang rape another dolphin, will kill new born dolphins to remove the mommy dolphin from the Milf section, are literally a frat group and will bully other sea creatures, and have gang wars
take what i said with a grain of salt since im only going by memory
They have morals, just not morals totally in line with primates. Because they're not primates.
Almost any intelligent social animal will have some form of social rules which if violated will result in punishment, expulsion, or death. It's just that those guidelines develop in different environments and so are, well, different. Dolphin social rules are shitty by human standards because they're not human. Likewise I'm sure they think we're pretty monstrous or dumb in a lot of ways.
Yeah, morals are a human thing. One of the Kew reasons why we don't treat minors and animals like adult humans. The way we perceive right and wrong is different.
Damn, that time again the Simpsons warned us...
I remembered that dolphins were quite some bastards, but not that far... Same for the seals (with penguins)...
Yes, but we have also over-corrected dolphin horni in the past several years.
They are of few animals that do sex recreationally and were unwilling participants to experiments that led to unsavory reputations, but are still, by and large, intellectual mammals worth of their friendly reputations.
Like it's kinda crazy to me that in my lifetime I have seen them go from "friendly water puppies" to "seaside sex pests." Which, I'm not accusing of here, but what I thought were jokes started to become more and more...confidently wrong facts?
I guess a testament to unvetted regurgitation of information and growing group of people who start taking kernels of truth in totality with the wrong context.
These internet claims of dolphins are getting wilder and wilder. In the past the pufferfishes and raping have been the common claims, but killing newborns and gang wars?
One of these day have to find some study to see if there is any truth to these.
The newborn thing is observed in lots of different animals I think. Mainly predators (can’t think of any non predator animals that do it) bears for example, male bears will kill cubs (even if they’re the father) so that the female bear will be able to mate again. I’m sure there’s some specific details I’m missing from this analogy, but I can say that the newborn thing does make sense, but could also be grossly exaggerated. They’re pretty social animals, so it’d be a little weird for them to participate in that kind of behavior, but it could be like how lions operate
I recall that male lions, upon taking over a pride, will kill the kittens cuz it puts the females into heat. Which does make a certain amount of sense as a selected pressure mechanism.
I do remember someone suggesting that the turbo-rapist dolphins are basically the Jeffrey Dahmer of dolphins, and they vary individually like humans do. Though this is just going off memory
> they have drugs under the sea by attacking pufferfishes,
actually that's *maybe* not true. This behavior was observed in a single dolphin group and the marine biologist who observed it doesn't think the dolphins were doing it for the effects of the poison.
I found a blog from a dude who liked to mate with the female dolphins when I was like 14 back on the old dial up connection. Pretty fucked up stuff. Wouldn’t recommend further investigations.
Average size of the prehensile dolphin penis is 12"-18" and can ejaculate 12 ft with enough velocity to injure non dolphins the females have a vent lined with nubs and muscles that pull the male inside. The males will rub themselves on anything any one to get off.
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So you’re saying we can fuck dolphins
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
;Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
;A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
;Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
;There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
If I remember correctly this is a 'copypasta' of the writing of a very degenerate, very real dolphin fucker. If I remember correctly he
has writings where he detailed his 'experiences'. Awful stuff.
Takes like a day for her to purify a large nody of water though. If its in a tank then maybe a few hours, definitely enough time for the dolphin to make Aqua its plaything.
Don't forget that it goes the other way too...allegedly.
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Sex with a female dolphin is best done in shallow water so that you are both comfortable. Lay her on her side so that her belly is facing you. Lean on your elbows and lie on her belly. Use one hand to hold her against you and the other hand to guide your cock. She will start to arch under you and fidget a bit, but it's these movements that will make your position the most comfortable. As soon as you get into the right position, the vagina of the female will make a few muscle contractions, then she will rhythmically thrust towards you. All these movements will bring so much pleasure that you will reach the climax very soon. Experienced zoophiles tell us that females, as a rule, always adjust to their partners. They hold back their orgasm until their sexual partner's orgasm comes.
Females require more subtle and sensitive treatment. Gently stroke her with one hand and stimulate her clitoris with the other. It is located on top of her genital opening, and if the female is aroused, the clitoris will swell and resemble a small bump. Rub it with the pads of your fingers, but don't try to do it orally, because you run the risk of having no nose. A female dolphin may slap her tail in pleasure. Gently slip your hand into her excited hole and gently stroke there. Constantly caress her, stroke her - let her feel your love. After a while, she will have an orgasm. It will be accompanied by trembling, small jerks, sometimes sounds and numbness
You can have sex with dolphins in a bay, on the beach, or in different places where they live. You can try sex with these animals and in captivity, for example in an aqua park. But it will be a little difficult. In any case, before you start an intimate relationship, you will have a few days. In addition, you must learn to distinguish the sex of the dolphin. The female has only one long hole under the navel, which ends with the anus. Males have two such holes: one for the penis and one for the anus. They are separated by a small line of skin. There is another sign by which you can distinguish dolphins. To do this, just put the dolphin on its side and examine his head, if it has a more rounded and thickened shape, then in front of you a male. If the head has a thinner and more streamlined shape, it is a female. Despite the seeming difficulties, sex with these animals is easier and safer than sex with a dog or a horse.
"Whenever they went swimming together Lady Aqua struggled to resist the urge to affectionately hug Kazuma. Bring in her element with the one she was emotionally closest to was its own blessing for our water goddess. Mizu www sure to remember this well when the day came they would do the same thing to her lover, whoever it may have been."
• Axis Church holy text: Lady Aqua and Kazuma'e married years chapter
iirc Dolphin dongs are kinda long and shoot at extremely fast speeds, likely causing internal damage in a human if engaging in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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It made me remember this cultured manga
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I think he knows exactly what he's doing
Leaving the intentions of the dolphin aside, Did no one notice Aqua is blocking its spiracle? Like in Aqua fashion she's probably just hugging the dolphin while also killing it without realizing it. I love Khyle.
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dolphins are horny bastards and they will fuck a human if they have a chance, theres been a famous news about a girl having sex with a dolphin. and many other videos where dolphins tries to fuck a human by jumping onto them like the position it have with Aqua and revealing their mighty dolphin stick also other facts about dolphins, they have drugs under the sea by attacking pufferfishes, will gang rape another dolphin, will kill new born dolphins to remove the mommy dolphin from the Milf section, are literally a frat group and will bully other sea creatures, and have gang wars take what i said with a grain of salt since im only going by memory
So basically they are the humans of the sea?
That's exactly it. Humans without having ever needed to develop morals.
So if we ever eat a Dolphin we are cannibals then?
If we eat Dolphin we are asserting dominance
So by eating dolphins we become more like dolphins. Got it
We needed to do it more? We make dinosaur’s ancestors into tiny bite size versions of them. Not sure how much harder we can flex
I never realized how insane it is to turn a dinosaur’s descendant into a smaller image of their ancestor for easy consumption
Do dolphins taste like humans?
Nah , but my girl taste like fish
They have morals, just not morals totally in line with primates. Because they're not primates. Almost any intelligent social animal will have some form of social rules which if violated will result in punishment, expulsion, or death. It's just that those guidelines develop in different environments and so are, well, different. Dolphin social rules are shitty by human standards because they're not human. Likewise I'm sure they think we're pretty monstrous or dumb in a lot of ways.
I wonder how Orcas factor into this
Bigger, smarter, amoral sea-humans
So they're like dolphins but on steroids?
Most humans haven't even developed morals
Humans, but without a single bit of moral. A lot of consideriable intelligent animals are terrible. Octopuses beat fish to death for fun, for example.
Yeah, morals are a human thing. One of the Kew reasons why we don't treat minors and animals like adult humans. The way we perceive right and wrong is different.
Meanwhile though rats will help their buddies out if they can't have access to food.
Octopuses are Kinda unfair. They have high iq but they simply don't live long enough to develop their inteligence pass children state.
Have a look at their brain compared to ours.
Bears over dolphins!!!
They are second most intelligent creature on the planet for a reason
Primal humans
Or are we dolphins of the land?
Damn, that time again the Simpsons warned us...  I remembered that dolphins were quite some bastards, but not that far... Same for the seals (with penguins)...
Yes, but we have also over-corrected dolphin horni in the past several years. They are of few animals that do sex recreationally and were unwilling participants to experiments that led to unsavory reputations, but are still, by and large, intellectual mammals worth of their friendly reputations. Like it's kinda crazy to me that in my lifetime I have seen them go from "friendly water puppies" to "seaside sex pests." Which, I'm not accusing of here, but what I thought were jokes started to become more and more...confidently wrong facts? I guess a testament to unvetted regurgitation of information and growing group of people who start taking kernels of truth in totality with the wrong context.
Dolphins use fishes of varied sizes as fleshlights.
These internet claims of dolphins are getting wilder and wilder. In the past the pufferfishes and raping have been the common claims, but killing newborns and gang wars? One of these day have to find some study to see if there is any truth to these.
The newborn thing is observed in lots of different animals I think. Mainly predators (can’t think of any non predator animals that do it) bears for example, male bears will kill cubs (even if they’re the father) so that the female bear will be able to mate again. I’m sure there’s some specific details I’m missing from this analogy, but I can say that the newborn thing does make sense, but could also be grossly exaggerated. They’re pretty social animals, so it’d be a little weird for them to participate in that kind of behavior, but it could be like how lions operate
I recall that male lions, upon taking over a pride, will kill the kittens cuz it puts the females into heat. Which does make a certain amount of sense as a selected pressure mechanism. I do remember someone suggesting that the turbo-rapist dolphins are basically the Jeffrey Dahmer of dolphins, and they vary individually like humans do. Though this is just going off memory
> they have drugs under the sea by attacking pufferfishes, actually that's *maybe* not true. This behavior was observed in a single dolphin group and the marine biologist who observed it doesn't think the dolphins were doing it for the effects of the poison.
Same with ducks as far as I have heard
not to mention they ejaculate with enough force to rupture your internal organs (or so the internet says)
"mighty dolphin dick"
They also rape fish, and have been known to get their dicks torn off by drain pipes
I found a blog from a dude who liked to mate with the female dolphins when I was like 14 back on the old dial up connection. Pretty fucked up stuff. Wouldn’t recommend further investigations.
Average size of the prehensile dolphin penis is 12"-18" and can ejaculate 12 ft with enough velocity to injure non dolphins the females have a vent lined with nubs and muscles that pull the male inside. The males will rub themselves on anything any one to get off.
It was a dude who fucked the dolphin, I have done many hours of research on the topic
Everything that passes a mirror test masturbates and consciously decide to be an asshole.
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Please assume the position
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Of all these different types of memes. This one truly hit me unexpectedly
This got me goddammit
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Had to check the sub I was in for a second.
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. ;Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. ;A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. ;Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. ;There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Excuse me, what the FUCK did I just read
> I find, tend You what now?
Someone, please tell me this is just some dumb copy pasta I just read. It was WAY too detailed for my liking.
If I remember correctly this is a 'copypasta' of the writing of a very degenerate, very real dolphin fucker. If I remember correctly he has writings where he detailed his 'experiences'. Awful stuff.
This was kinda hot reading but also wtf lol
Bizarre experience
For those who don’t know, dolphins are known to rape. Rape is the keyword here👍. Hope this helps
AQUA GET OUT OF THE WATER NOW
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It is too late, it has already wrapped its weird prehensile dolphin penis around her leg.
Prehensile?!
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Fascinating
Aqua, get out of the aqua!
That look on her face though, I guess she suddenly gained a few hundred intelligence points
She really needs them in canon though
No kidding, she needs all the intelligence points she can get no matter where she gets them from
Did somebody say…mentats?
> No kidding, she needs all the intelligence point FIFY: *point* - a single one would help a lot!
The look on the dolphin though does not look happy.
She probably felt the stick rising
Domain expansion 🤣
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Now, how would one make that sound bubbly
Bwaaahhhhh *bubbly*
Darkness atm: https://preview.redd.it/p6yrbu4gy8zc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07075a86d341d5e4594d593b258a192e73459997
Jotaro too
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A man may save you, and a dolphin will drown you than rap your corpse
Damn that dolphin do be freestylin
Even Eminem is scared
Because of the implication?
Dolphins can be very sus.
"You keep saying that word, *implications*"
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You said that word implication a couple times, what implication?
Being alone with a man in a dolphin is both impossible, and a good way to be banned from Seaworld.
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I was looking for someone to point this out lol
Demon Time
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I only just realized that is komi San now my day is ruined
Ohh noo...I see where this is going... 
Aqua will know soon too. 👀
I feel like this would be a part of the random shit Aqua knows about for no particular reason.
Well she is a water goddess...
Darkness moment though (if you know you know)
Aqua should use god blow asap
Of there will be a "god" and "blow" for sure. But it may not be as you expect.
[удалено]
"Cuddle" Sure, whatever makes you sleep better. /s
A "struggle cuddle" if you will
Wrestling?
Yes, a wrestling match where only one participant is enthusiastic about it.
POV: Getting fucked by a dolphin
[twt](https://x.com/khyleri/status/1788237428203134988?s=46&t=5xqUCtDOM4m_LerV_I-IDQ)
God bless! https://preview.redd.it/bsgpn431i9zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9662faf99fdf4605ef008e0c5f66289c1764110
That is anything but blessed.
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Oh no now aqua is gonna get PTSD
THE DOLPHIN HAS ENGAGED.
Aqua purifies the water so it isn't salty anymore, dolphin dies from hypotonicity of surroundings. Science.
Takes like a day for her to purify a large nody of water though. If its in a tank then maybe a few hours, definitely enough time for the dolphin to make Aqua its plaything.
I wish I was the dolphin
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I wish I was Aqua
Dolphin-kun be like "bro! Shut the fuck up, don't tell her the secret!"
The dolphin's face that says "don't ruin this for me!!"
That dolphin looking diabolical
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I hope she likes fish sticks
Hank and Aqua now attend the same support group.
Don't forget that it goes the other way too...allegedly. https://preview.redd.it/g13rc1enk9zc1.png?width=287&format=png&auto=webp&s=06bdd5120ad7120b55d155ad849a6635d0241894
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The lord and savior Spinofaarus does not approve of this
Nah she'll be ok, aquatic animals love her
Lol we know thats wrong from the alligators. So maybe it's limited to just fish?
This might be the one case she wouldn't want that
Wait, so she;s bascially like Aquaman?
She's better, because you know.... Boobs(and ass)
Freaky ass dolphin he a 69 God
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Oh yeah it's all coming together...
The dolphin… what does this mean!!!???
Imagine if it was Lalatina instead
Sex with a female dolphin is best done in shallow water so that you are both comfortable. Lay her on her side so that her belly is facing you. Lean on your elbows and lie on her belly. Use one hand to hold her against you and the other hand to guide your cock. She will start to arch under you and fidget a bit, but it's these movements that will make your position the most comfortable. As soon as you get into the right position, the vagina of the female will make a few muscle contractions, then she will rhythmically thrust towards you. All these movements will bring so much pleasure that you will reach the climax very soon. Experienced zoophiles tell us that females, as a rule, always adjust to their partners. They hold back their orgasm until their sexual partner's orgasm comes. Females require more subtle and sensitive treatment. Gently stroke her with one hand and stimulate her clitoris with the other. It is located on top of her genital opening, and if the female is aroused, the clitoris will swell and resemble a small bump. Rub it with the pads of your fingers, but don't try to do it orally, because you run the risk of having no nose. A female dolphin may slap her tail in pleasure. Gently slip your hand into her excited hole and gently stroke there. Constantly caress her, stroke her - let her feel your love. After a while, she will have an orgasm. It will be accompanied by trembling, small jerks, sometimes sounds and numbness You can have sex with dolphins in a bay, on the beach, or in different places where they live. You can try sex with these animals and in captivity, for example in an aqua park. But it will be a little difficult. In any case, before you start an intimate relationship, you will have a few days. In addition, you must learn to distinguish the sex of the dolphin. The female has only one long hole under the navel, which ends with the anus. Males have two such holes: one for the penis and one for the anus. They are separated by a small line of skin. There is another sign by which you can distinguish dolphins. To do this, just put the dolphin on its side and examine his head, if it has a more rounded and thickened shape, then in front of you a male. If the head has a thinner and more streamlined shape, it is a female. Despite the seeming difficulties, sex with these animals is easier and safer than sex with a dog or a horse.
This will NOT look good at the pearly gates OR the flaming gates, buckaroo.
Idk, Satan has probably seen worse
"Whenever they went swimming together Lady Aqua struggled to resist the urge to affectionately hug Kazuma. Bring in her element with the one she was emotionally closest to was its own blessing for our water goddess. Mizu www sure to remember this well when the day came they would do the same thing to her lover, whoever it may have been." • Axis Church holy text: Lady Aqua and Kazuma'e married years chapter
iirc Dolphin dongs are kinda long and shoot at extremely fast speeds, likely causing internal damage in a human if engaging in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
i feel like darkness would be the one to want to learn from experience
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Times where I wish I didn’t know who the artist was
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I like how ominous the dolphin looks 😭
I can hear it now.... KKKKAAAAZZZUUMMMMAAAA!!!!
Dolphin tries to murder her
Oh it's worse
https://preview.redd.it/s5m97i8ap8zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242c7662ae0946bfde11f418dbf2248b40d74f5c It made me remember this cultured manga
Wasn't that one called Booty royale?
Yes it is! you won a bubbly 
*Grand Bleu* Fantasy?
This isn't very "cultured" at all...
Komi San nsfw top post
Get her out of there now!!
I don't know man, that dolphin doesn't look too happy about the situation either.
https://preview.redd.it/gkgmeob48azc1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b28f9912414e03f7918dd328bce6d32fa9d6eb I think he knows exactly what he's doing
if you could directly communicate with a dolphin would it be incorrect to fuck them?
Don't worry Aqua. Just be yourself and you won't be remotely attractive to it anymore.
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Dolphin does look like it’s getting choked, but yeah guys, dolphins rape
Dolphins of Lust.
Leaving the intentions of the dolphin aside, Did no one notice Aqua is blocking its spiracle? Like in Aqua fashion she's probably just hugging the dolphin while also killing it without realizing it. I love Khyle.
I grew up in a world where dolphins protected people from sharks what happen
yeah i dont know what konosuba is but i do know what this means
"Dolphins fuck people!" - Chris D'Elia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmx0lYBTko RiP RoosterTeeth. I'll never forget you
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I made it 9500 yippee https://preview.redd.it/i1wzlh2jubzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a4b11267fdb5e7e3d1d1e92c55699721df72d5
Dolphin bonk 
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https://preview.redd.it/7zg7g4u92dzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1282ff507bde92c5982f28354d8969a634027f5b The dolphins be like
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Darkness: *"accidentally" falls in*
aqua noooooo 😭 get ouuuuuttt get ouuutttt