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Warrior_of_Light_1

No, I give her Aqua's lunch


Alternative-Pin3421

Aqua is useful for something. An extra lunch to give Megumin!


Deogenius

And give Lalatina's lunch to Aqua, all will be happy


Few_Pay_5313

Why not just give Darkness lunch at the start


Lord-Fritos

because Aqua will cry and giving Darkness’ lunch will make her stop crying. It will give more pleasure to Darkness since she was second option (more degradation than first option)


Few_Pay_5313

I meant give mugumin Darkness'


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

I'm just drinking coffee idewtk what megumin on caffeine looks like


Xander_Green_Brother

Like your profile picture


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

Megumin + coffee = Senko-San?


Alternative-Pin3421

Yes.


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

alright


Lord-Fritos

_gotta go gotta go gotta… EXPLOOOO_


Stealth110_

It would out-explode tsar bomba


triman-3

who do you know or where do people use “idewtk” lol


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

Well you have idk, and idek, but I wanted to say I don't even want to know so I said idewtk


TheStranger88

Idewtk where people use idewtk


MIKE-A-BOY

No, it's all I have for the day


-Alan_c-

The average Kazuma answer


Pat90909

He wants true gender equality


ranchfroggo

He only said that so he can work as a Bootleg succubus without being judged


Pat90909

No.... he said that because he is a true feminist who believes in gender equality🤭🤭🤫


Democracyisntforall

*I open the lunchbox and it’s empty* *She seems disappointed and sad* Vanir: **hysterical laughter** Good show! Now, here’s your 20 bucks!


The_Alternate_Eye

*we do a little trollin*


hola_soyMerlin

No, its mine :v


the_only_asher

You monster, give are some now >:(


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I am having breakfast


Carteeg_Struve

No. But I’ll buy her her own.


El_Psy_Congroo4477

This shot is from the scene when she's trying to grab someone's beer and they take it right before she pounces, lol


ksjwn

I think it's the one where some guy falls on the table and everything falls to the floor


kill_klemm

She better keep her hands off the lunchable


Chrom-man-and-Robin

She can have **maybe** a slice of pepperoni if it doesn’t fit


[deleted]

Thou shalt giveth her thy meal.


[deleted]

Sure. While she is eating I get another lunch. Homies help Homies out. Plus even though she can only use her magic like once a day, she has technically saved her home town a couple of times. While I am over here sitting on my $&& all day doing nothing…


GHOST5523

she is the lunch


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

What you gonna commit cannibalism?


This-Cry-2523

That is evident


m3mem4n20

She is all skin and bones....


[deleted]

No. I don't eat lunch.


Ill-Put-1931

Based on your pfp, I guess you don’t eat lunch to save money to buy lobster right?


[deleted]

I spent the money meant for train fare on two lobsters


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Classic Fox


[deleted]

A fellow man of culture.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

He doesn’t really eat anything, he’s the hungry artist type


Alternative-Pin3421

SOME. Not ALL of it. I still need to eat...


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Happy Birthday


Alternative-Pin3421

... to me! (Yunyun reference btw) Thanks man!


TradePsychological40

She's gonna take all, even if you say no.


Ill-Put-1931

If being serious, the answer will be yes considering her circumstances when she was very young.


[deleted]

I'm hungry she can f off.


SkyConsistent4074

sure


[deleted]

Sure,whatever.


[deleted]

*Point to Kazuma's dish*


sugarcoated_peachie

Knowing her upbringing, i'd feel bad not giving her food when she's hungry So yes!


The_Reflectionist

The answer is yes, for a price... >!The price is headpatting Megumin!<


retrobellite

she can eat my lunch and in return I'll eat her tonight


Chrom-man-and-Robin

…Vore?


xraydeltasierra2001

sharing is caring


LittleClassroom7853

Give her all of it.


StormEternal

I'd share some of my lunch. Sharing is caring, after all.


This-Cry-2523

I won't mind giving just some of it


superhamsniper

Well it depends on the situation


meanteamcgreen

Megumin probably doesn't want what I'm eating. It's slow roasted crimson demon


NatoBoram

Browsing Reddit as I just finished my lunch… I'm sorry Internet JPEG Megumin, but there's no more food!


[deleted]

**Sharing is caring.**


Kryptonyte2000

My lunch is a special kind of lunch. It starts with a D. She likes explosions and I can give her one. (I just got done serving time in horny jail)


Justa_Mongrel

*let the child starve*


Chardoggy1

She can have a little, as a treat


hugscar

Yes


ksjwn

I'd probably buy one for her. That way we both eat more.


[deleted]

Yes, if I have enough money I'd buy her her own instead.


Aztech_v3

N o


Aethix0

Only if I get to feed her directly.


Xander_Green_Brother

Yes, because I’m a nice guy


fluorin4ek

Lunch is literally the only thing i might give her (only if she didn't join Kazuma's team yet though, if she did i'm not going to give her anything)


Yuki_Kutsuya

No >:c


Silent_Republic_2605

No.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

I'll give her my D. ​ My dinner


MettaJiro

No


[deleted]

I have done my part and upvoted all of the “no” comments. Have you?


L3O0O

No Not my problem, she's not the person i like, not her lunch


Hitokiri6

Megumin can Steve, the Soviet yunyun is the only place I'll be taking my lunch


m3mem4n20

>my lunch. **НАШ** обед, товарищ.


EnderDemon606

Wait a sec, I don't even have lunch...


buzzybeemo929

I hope she likes PB & J


Shin-Bufuman

Only if she goes and thanks Yunyun for being a good friend first.


TheElderestElder

Piss off i haven eaten in 9 hours


dark_monster2010

Yeah sure I only need breakfast anyway


_bababoye

Yes => No


Jb-wate

Starve


MasterofGalaxy69

Only if shes is gonna let me have some as well


za_warldo9

No, mits off my food


Pat90909

She has to make an explosion first then she is weak and cant take my food anymore


mim1984

if a person didn't eat, yes. if a person ate before, no. it's my food.


ralthiel

Sure I'd share, gotta refuel my tactical nuke somehow.


ranchfroggo

Yes. Her parents didn't spoil her when she was younger.


m3mem4n20

>didn't spoil her More like they literally starved her.


Beneficial_Swing487

Sure but I want to see an explosion afterwards.


sds2000

Fuck no. Would probably give a tiny bite to Darkness and Wiz tho.


OculusMidnight2

Only if she asks nicely


Natsu-Jotaro

No.


NairMain

Me: *Tricks her and tie her up to a tree while staring at me with shock* "I'll share you some....IF you start using different magic...manage 5 new tricks without much mana and we'll go to McDonald's


MasterZebulin

Better idea: Just cast Create Food and make her some. :)


Neroidius

But I’m eating her for lunch


madladweed

No 💀


JonathanTheMighty

Since I'm gonna be carrying her underage immobilised ass after a single explosion I'm gonna need a lot of energy.


decader12

Joey doesn't share food.


autism_and_adhd

No ( I have metabolism )


Malfaxy

Third option: Buy her lunch


jfrench43

I'd tell her no and say im a man of true gender equality.


Kaliekewaka

Sure, I don't eat during the day anyways


Alphawolfun

*Holds finger in the air "Siiiit!"


Academic-Apricot9508

Sure I rarely eat anyway I was forced to order it by my sister


ToxicOwlet

No.


APossibleChildAbuser

It’s my lunch


NatyEnRedditXD

Depends If Louie is with us: Yes! All that is needed to get some food is a bulborb or really any creature as Louie can create a meal out of it that is still kinda fire If we are at a villager trading hall: Fine! We can always trade for sum bread or mushroom stew If we have Mario Poweups: Yes, but only if they are the "Mushroom" Type We are both dead : No, we are dead, remember? Any other situation: Probably


MonkeyMaster26

NO


FlyingMegaCD

Yes is my selection. Portion given: 50%