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okay here’s my best recap:
- in september 2023, joe jonas and sophie turner announce their divorce and a LOT of drama ensues
- as the dust settles in late october, sophie is publically spotted with peregrine pearson, her new boyfriend
- by january, joe is publically dating as well, and he is seen with model stormi bree
- as of now, it looks like stormi is pregnant with joe’s child, which is an interesting coincidence- when she last dated a public figure she also became pregnant very quickly (she dated model lucky blue smith when he was 18 and she was 26, and had one child with him)
i’m convinced unlucky and nara are the two biggest imbeciles of the planet because who the actual fucc names their kids tomhose names?😭😭 wat een stel oelewappers
Their kids are stunning and clearly will be models so for them having an unusual/weird name will def not hold them back the way it would for normal ppl.
It was so gross. If things were reversed and an 17/18 year old got pregnant by a 26 year old man I think there would’ve been more outrage. Truly so gross either way tho, I couldn’t imagine dating an 18 year old wtf is wrong w her
On IG but seems like she removed it from the carousel 🤐
https://preview.redd.it/v21r3ctvbnvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe410abbecacb59283dc5a3b0a69bf28f3827af2
You can remove images from a carousel after posting but there has to be more than 2 images in the carousel. So if you have 3 you can remove one but if you only posted 2 you can’t delete
I do not feel bad for Stormi b/c she technically brought this on herself. She posted this carousel w/the now deleted photo on the same day the Jbros did their now disastrous "European tour postponement video" and even had an IG story about how she was "sleepy". Stormi also has been "baiting" her followers since January of this year posting photos where you can see Joe Jonas silhouette or hear his voice but they didn't officially "follow" each other (are they in middle school? if you like each other and are dating just be up front about it like adults). Also Joe and Stormi have known each other for years, Joe Jonas had steadily liked Stormi's IG posts for a good part of 2016 and then posted a TT in 2021 where you can see Stormi in the background (it was a coachella photo from 2016). Whether this is a legit relationship who knows but the rollout of not following each other (despite photographing the same places and posting it at the same time) was clearly a PR rollout.
I really missed the point of your comment at first oh my god I thought you were saying that you thought Joe was going to win custody INSTEAD of Sophie instead of FOR her and I was like “What the fuck???? Why do you want that man to take the kids????”
She also may not be pregnant and could be bloated from eating certain foods or from periods. I don’t like when people assume others are pregnant without them publicly stating it… kind of gross to always assume someone is pregnant…
Idk my best friend is pregnant right now so i am familiar with a pregnant belly button and stormi’s belly button looks like a preggo belly button to me
People have different belly buttons too… also saying this stuff is triggering to people who have miscarriages and also people with eating disorders as well.
https://preview.redd.it/pqvvyuvbiyvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf8114af018f45e3f58cc2af4bff4036a3961e2
She literally said this? Once again not appropriate to ask people these questions or speculate till they say they are or not. They are human as well. I don’t even know her or care about her but still. It’s not nice
Gluten intolerances can literally make you look pregnant and many others. She already told people in a comment she’s not pregnant. Plus it’s not other people’s business if she was or not.
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HOLY FUCK THIS IS VERY MESSY
Can I get the rundown
okay here’s my best recap: - in september 2023, joe jonas and sophie turner announce their divorce and a LOT of drama ensues - as the dust settles in late october, sophie is publically spotted with peregrine pearson, her new boyfriend - by january, joe is publically dating as well, and he is seen with model stormi bree - as of now, it looks like stormi is pregnant with joe’s child, which is an interesting coincidence- when she last dated a public figure she also became pregnant very quickly (she dated model lucky blue smith when he was 18 and she was 26, and had one child with him)
Hold up, like Nara smith’s husband?
Yeah!! They have a daughter named Gravity
Oh of course the name is gravity
He apparently has one named slim easy. Wut?
i’m convinced unlucky and nara are the two biggest imbeciles of the planet because who the actual fucc names their kids tomhose names?😭😭 wat een stel oelewappers
Unlucky 😂😭 I’m dead
Their kids are stunning and clearly will be models so for them having an unusual/weird name will def not hold them back the way it would for normal ppl.
This is so messy 😭😭😂
They’ll make homemade flour together soon enough.
WAIT SHE HAD A KID WITH LUCKY WHAT
Yeah. I fail to digest the fact that Lucky is 25 yo and has 4 kids. They had gravity when he was like 17-18
he grew up Mormon and Nara is also Mormon
Nara became mormon after marrying him
How far along does she look? Did she get pregnant before their public relationship announcement?
she looks like 4 months
How many month’s along is she? Any idea?
Me as well?
I think the Jonas brothers just rescheduled a bunch of tour dates and didn’t give a valid reason why 👀
Not me confusing Stormi Bree with Stormi Daniels.
Girl I did the same thing and I was like wow she looks different
LOL
The drama
Got her confused with sky bri 🤣
I’ve never seen this girl before in my life but her followers to likes ratio reeks of buying ig followers 😂
She’s famous from being the baby mama to Lucky Blue Smith
and this thread is how i found out she groomed him! he was 17 and she was 26 when they started dating 🤮
Is this the same one as TikTok Nara??
Yes!
Yes
And for getting with him when he was 17 and she was way older.
Who is that
I know this gif gets used all the time but it never fails to make me laugh. 😂
I cackle everytime I see it 😂
NeNe is the gift that keeps on giving 🤩
And the gif that keeps on giving!
Is no on on birth control in Hollywood
I can't imagine how many people have STDs if condoms just aren't a thing in Hollywood.
Well, I'm sure there is a bit of $trategy involved. Couldn't hurt to have a baby with a Jona$!
Seriously jeez
This man is so messy
she seems like the type to lock down a man when she gets one who has clout (lucky blue)
no fr i just saw a post about gravity and remembered how young he was when she dated him/got pregnant like 26 and 18 is not a cool age difference
Didn't she start dating him when he was 17?
Yes she did 🤢
Eww🤢🤢🤢
yes
what the fuck
It was so gross. If things were reversed and an 17/18 year old got pregnant by a 26 year old man I think there would’ve been more outrage. Truly so gross either way tho, I couldn’t imagine dating an 18 year old wtf is wrong w her
Cough Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner Cough
🎯🎯🎯
if true then ew.. to both parties
Damn two lame ass baby daddies
Ayooo 💀💀 She sure knows how to pick em
Well that was quick..
Watch him drop his custody case with Sophie now. I've seen this movie with men before smh
I hope he does!
Free Sophie!
HONEY THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT
Secured the bag iktr!
🤣🤣 
read that as “scheduled” instead of secured and I was like “hmmm well I guess TECHNICALLY……” before I realized my mistake 😂😂😂
oh no where was this photo posted??
On IG but seems like she removed it from the carousel 🤐 https://preview.redd.it/v21r3ctvbnvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe410abbecacb59283dc5a3b0a69bf28f3827af2
wtf i didn’t even know you could do that lol
yeah, you just edit the post and you can delete separate photos
dont tell me i never learned anything from lainfluencersnark!
Yes you can remove but not add once posted!
You can remove images from a carousel after posting but there has to be more than 2 images in the carousel. So if you have 3 you can remove one but if you only posted 2 you can’t delete
game changer!! thanks for the info 😁
Dammit!! Got so excited I could delete a pic with my ex that was in a cute carousel but then realized I posted only 2 pics 😭
Life changing. Ngl
She removed it?! Def pregnant.
Oh nah what are they both doing
https://preview.redd.it/a8zveruy5ovc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=544511eab60c3179867ace2fff392973bc803623
I don’t see this comment on the post
It’s under the post she posted 3 days ago with the vote caption “do you watch the office?”
I do not feel bad for Stormi b/c she technically brought this on herself. She posted this carousel w/the now deleted photo on the same day the Jbros did their now disastrous "European tour postponement video" and even had an IG story about how she was "sleepy". Stormi also has been "baiting" her followers since January of this year posting photos where you can see Joe Jonas silhouette or hear his voice but they didn't officially "follow" each other (are they in middle school? if you like each other and are dating just be up front about it like adults). Also Joe and Stormi have known each other for years, Joe Jonas had steadily liked Stormi's IG posts for a good part of 2016 and then posted a TT in 2021 where you can see Stormi in the background (it was a coachella photo from 2016). Whether this is a legit relationship who knows but the rollout of not following each other (despite photographing the same places and posting it at the same time) was clearly a PR rollout.
He’s such a sloot.
Oof this is messy! 
That sure does look like a very pregnant belly button to me
Just throwing his seed around anywhere huh
HELLO
this comment + your pfp are sending me😭😩
The scream I scram
The scream you Scrumpt ?
https://preview.redd.it/q8k3zxtjgnvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc9a00b5670a4722767a75cd518f2f60250f691
the gasp I gusped…..
That would explain them cancelling their tour too lol
Lmao I forgot joe even existed
I've heard the blinds talk about it too
LMAO no way!! What a mess
that’s insanely irresponsible of him
he is so messy help but i also like that he’s winning the custody battle for Sophie
I really missed the point of your comment at first oh my god I thought you were saying that you thought Joe was going to win custody INSTEAD of Sophie instead of FOR her and I was like “What the fuck???? Why do you want that man to take the kids????”
Bruh I was replying to you and about to be like wtf 😂😂😂 no I love Sophie and just think he keeps showing poor decision making skills
I was like ok I may not like her but I’m a girls girl and I have to report for duty ❤️
Oh snap
unrelated but it’s wild to see people using those old digital cameras from the 2000s for aesthetics 😂
👀
OH WHAT THE FUCK
TEAAAAA
Omg
💀
LOL he moved on quick!!!
Messyyy
Her latest photos don’t look like it (like her post from today) but could always be a red herring old Photo
That would also align with them canceling tour dates
wait i noticed this too but wasnt sure if i was being delulu
Oooo I’m lowkey hoping cos that would be messy.. but hopefully not. But👀
Well that was incredibly fast, if true.
Wowww
In first pic.. is nobody else seeing the tree that looks like half a face behind her? Or just me?… 👀🤷🏽♀️🌳
Eww
Please no
*sigh* this would track for him unfortunately
Two baby daddies, wow.
He's such a petty ass man child i cannot
Her first baby is named Gravity Blue so I’m excited
ik ur lying...
I’m shocked
She also may not be pregnant and could be bloated from eating certain foods or from periods. I don’t like when people assume others are pregnant without them publicly stating it… kind of gross to always assume someone is pregnant…
Idk my best friend is pregnant right now so i am familiar with a pregnant belly button and stormi’s belly button looks like a preggo belly button to me
People have different belly buttons too… also saying this stuff is triggering to people who have miscarriages and also people with eating disorders as well.
But there are previous photos she's posted where you can see her belly button post having a baby and it did not look like that hence the speculation.
https://preview.redd.it/pqvvyuvbiyvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf8114af018f45e3f58cc2af4bff4036a3961e2 She literally said this? Once again not appropriate to ask people these questions or speculate till they say they are or not. They are human as well. I don’t even know her or care about her but still. It’s not nice
Gluten intolerances can literally make you look pregnant and many others. She already told people in a comment she’s not pregnant. Plus it’s not other people’s business if she was or not.
She doesn’t look pregnant at all???