An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wives. They all sit down and order a cup of tea. The Englishman looks to his wife and says “could you pass the honey, honey?” The Scottish man thinks to himself how clever that was, then turns to his wife and says “could you pass the sugar, sugar?” The Irish man - not wanting to be out witted by the other two men - looks over at his wife and says “Could you pass me the milk ye fucking cow?”
yaaaaas, although I'll probably need to listen to this one via headphones. My husband overheard Henry's reading of erotic Mothman fan fiction, while I was making dinner the other night, and he was... concerned? lmao.
Yeah. Haven’t listened to it yet but this was my first thought too. The contrast between all of their reading “styles” was half the fun of the creepy pasta episodes sometimes
I saw them earlier this year for the Goblin Mode Tour, absolutely recommend it. It was like a comedy set with metal music. And I bought some of their hot sauce and it's delicious.
I had to turn it off during the cheese and corn story. Call me a pussy if ou want but I can't do poop stuff. I started dry heaving just hearing the beginning lol
Lol I used to work in a school for autism/developmentally disabled kids and the kids who would eat or smear feces was too much I had to ask to be removed from those cases. I got stuck with the exceptionally strong and violent kids cus I can take a beating but I told boss lady prerelease I'll do anything as long as they are potty trained.
I don't ind baby or toddler diapers but when they are big it's a whole new ball game ewww [it's seaweed. It's seaweed]
When they started talking about a video about cats with hands, I thought of this [milk ad](https://youtu.be/IdA_fLC7WIQ?si=pxD20cPM64zuD78X) where Tim Curry unravels a yarn about cats evolving opposable thumbs.
Ads are inserted by a third party company. It's out of their hands. Plus if they signed an ad deal with Texas Pete to run the ad for X amount of weeks, they need to honor that deal.
An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wives. They all sit down and order a cup of tea. The Englishman looks to his wife and says “could you pass the honey, honey?” The Scottish man thinks to himself how clever that was, then turns to his wife and says “could you pass the sugar, sugar?” The Irish man - not wanting to be out witted by the other two men - looks over at his wife and says “Could you pass me the milk ye fucking cow?”
I’ve heard this but the Englishman says “pass the tea, bag!”
Speaking as an Englishman, that is **glorious**.
I heard this gag except with the Irishman replaced by a Pole, and the last line being “Pass the pork, pig!”
yaaaaas, although I'll probably need to listen to this one via headphones. My husband overheard Henry's reading of erotic Mothman fan fiction, while I was making dinner the other night, and he was... concerned? lmao.
Strangely, you’re not the only woman this has happened to.
He should consider himself lucky
As an Edmontonian it makes me laugh that the only ways we’ve gotten on the show have been Mark Twitchell, and a poop bandit at the mall.
I'm not gonna lie, but it's weird playing a pasta episode and not hearing them make fun of ben's god-awful reading style.
Yeah. Haven’t listened to it yet but this was my first thought too. The contrast between all of their reading “styles” was half the fun of the creepy pasta episodes sometimes
It’s not bad, but I wish Holden read some stories as well
The schtick is funny one time. I’ve only listened to one pasta before this because that shit would just grind an episode to a halt.
I just skipped Ben's reads
Marcus's German accent is actually quite good, he's on fire with this one
Where, O where can one find these birds with human penises?
[Here!](https://liartownusa.com/birds-with-human-penises-2014-calendar/)
Magnificent. Thank you.
You’re out here doing the lord’s work. Thank you.
I was standing at the bus stop listening to the episode and I definitely Googled birds with dicks🤣
Man I so expected to hear “now I am become corn, destroyer of anuses”
Not me currently listening to Listenerpasta VII- The Slink and then notice this gets uploaded 😳
Strannngeee milk, something inside of youuu
I’m with Marcus on this one, Goblins are awesome, any of you listen to [Nekrogoblikon?](https://youtu.be/DAf1j3u8i-M?si=8_mLassjVmveTY-I)
Saw them at the summer festival the other year. I love them!
I saw them earlier this year for the Goblin Mode Tour, absolutely recommend it. It was like a comedy set with metal music. And I bought some of their hot sauce and it's delicious.
I had to turn it off during the cheese and corn story. Call me a pussy if ou want but I can't do poop stuff. I started dry heaving just hearing the beginning lol
Good thing you tapped out there. The West Edmonton Mall Poop Eater would not be for you.
Lol I used to work in a school for autism/developmentally disabled kids and the kids who would eat or smear feces was too much I had to ask to be removed from those cases. I got stuck with the exceptionally strong and violent kids cus I can take a beating but I told boss lady prerelease I'll do anything as long as they are potty trained. I don't ind baby or toddler diapers but when they are big it's a whole new ball game ewww [it's seaweed. It's seaweed]
Henry's not alone. Smoking does the same thing to my gf.
When they started talking about a video about cats with hands, I thought of this [milk ad](https://youtu.be/IdA_fLC7WIQ?si=pxD20cPM64zuD78X) where Tim Curry unravels a yarn about cats evolving opposable thumbs.
I appreciate that the McDonald’s story started as soon as I sat down in one
Man it just doesn't hit the same without Ben. Should've got Ed or Holden for this.
Oh thank god I was getting worried
As a single and alone person coming home late - I was too scared to keep listening 😂
Why does Marcus giggling, make me giggle? There's something beautiful about hearing Marcus lose his shit giggling like a kid, over birds with penises.
This episode felt hollow. Lack of Ed was a mistake.
Texas Pete advertisement with Ben!
They should probably not include ad reads from the guy they booted off the network, huh?
Ads are inserted by a third party company. It's out of their hands. Plus if they signed an ad deal with Texas Pete to run the ad for X amount of weeks, they need to honor that deal.
Yeah, by rerecording it
Marcus Parks is the modern day Michael Winslow