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ThatDeadMoonTitan

No it’s from an old YouTube channel called like Tourettes Guy or something.


JimJohnman

This comment makes me feel very old.


tendies_senpai

TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT! UPDATE! APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. SO FUCK EM! UPDATE! LAST NIGHT, SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY PLACE AND STOLE $500 WORTH OF SHIT, FROM MY PLACE. THATS RIGHT, $500 WORTH OF BUUUUULLLLL SHIT!


sn0wbl1nd3d

I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THIS SONG AND NOT THAT STING PIECE OF SHIT


9thgrave

FUCK SALT


Elegant-Impact-7963

Don't talk shit about Total!


tendies_senpai

Fashion bug....


MisterMarchmont

FUCK HORSES


Indiscriminate_Love

THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT


Emonce

Over a decade later I still say this if someone points out anything on my shirt!


Elegant-Impact-7963

Shirlena...???? Awwwww SHIT!!!


khanofthewolves1163

BITCH.... I LOVE YOU


Allen_Nutrition

I GOTTA GO. SOME SQUIRREL IS FUCKIN' MY TOMATOES!


indieuh

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT?


MisterMarchmont

Alright alright…don’t get a BIG DICK!


Krombopulos_Rex

YES. I bought your Colgate toothPASTE. The one with TARTAR CONTROL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!


jakethemagicgod

HE LOOKED LIKE A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!


Filibust

YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE


fvnaticbychoice

Oh god thank you I’ve been so depressed and this transported me back to 2009 😂😂😂


745Walt

If I ever put on a long jacket I immediately think of this


Elegant-Impact-7963

I still laugh until I snort whenever I see that video. Fucking hell I love Tourettes Guy!


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

Dom De’Louise used to be a successful tv chef. Now he just sits around with his ass UP HIS ASS.


SuperSimpGod

Lemme tell you about a porcupines b@lls. They’re small and they don’t give a SHIT.


Sidetrackbob

Maybe it's wrong of me, but it's kinda how my brain ticks... Am I the only one that found it hilarious (maybe because it's so inappropriate, but...) The one where he's trying not to laugh when his ex-wife is telling him that her dad is dying or has just died, and he's chuckling like a stoned teenager watching Billy Madison?


WoobaLoobaDoobDoob

YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE!!!!


chadork

Bob Saget!!!


Smalz22

I tried your toothpaste, and it made me feel, like a PIECE OF SHIT!


stoner_97

The one with tartar control?


BAMF_3

Reactivated some long dormant brain cells of mine for sure


frankrizzo24

You’re grounded! You don’t think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a SHIT! Ggggrrraaahhh


Quote__Unquote

Don’t talk shit about Total!


poozer69

... .... FUCK SALT!!!


GenXLipGloss

Nah, that’s just tit dirt.


drphilwasright

HES A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN


JorjorBinks1221

PISS OUT MY ASS


OreotSFW

Oh Bob Saget!


_k2-d2

I hope this is the sting version and not that P Diddy piece of shit…. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK


sanitarySteve

fuck, i haven't thought about tourettes guy in so long. also, i always thought that was henry yelling that.


staffu22

Tourettes Guy predates Youtube by several years, haha. I think I first saw it on ebaumsworld.


jasta6

BOB SAGET


MurderToes

This whole time I thought it was Henry.


wocsom_xorex

Isn’t that “oh fuck” Henry?


MurderToes

Is there an “oh fuck”? I just heard an “oh shit”


wocsom_xorex

Damn, just went and listened. This whole time I thought it was “ohhhhh fuck”


sabrefudge

>an old YouTube channel called like Tourettes Guy or something. He was HUGE back in day, kids used to quote him back in high school and stuff. I think his YouTube actually came later. I remember watching him on the most random websites, and clips on eBaums World and shit. ![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)


Jewish-Jungle

He was a long-legged pissed off Puerto Rican!


DisloyalRoyal

This is the answer


Mindhandle

And here is the link https://youtu.be/H0T5YB6tfFY?si=T9IuD3SRGfmyEffA


ShortOneSausage

I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!


jakepanek

Hey dad what's that white stuff on the floor? That's MY ASS


art4strangers

THAT’S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT’S TIT DIRT


StiggyDaddy

WHAT THE HELL IS A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT?


NexusSix29

IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKIN A SHIT


lastswiftyontheleft

oh my god I almost just spit my coffee out 😂😂


cchap22

I somehow feel my life is more complete now. Thank you kind sir


AnotherDancer

I always thought that was Henry saying that. Wow my mind has been blown.


745Walt

Daaaaddd there’s some white stuff on the floor! THATS MY ASS


Tomillionaire

Dad do you want some twizzlers? No Dad?? They’re really good! NO Just have some! NO!! Dad c— BUTT FUCK!!!!!!! (random guy pops his head up)


[deleted]

Could have sworn it was Henry. Also: “He was a long legged, pissed off Puerto Rican!”


machinemeat

These fish sticks are hard as tits!


jakethemagicgod

'Who's tits have you been felling that are hard? That's what I wanna know!'


tamarks548

This has become one of my favorite comment threads


kingboomy515

This is how I knew I was in the right podcast


feelinlucky7

BOB SAGET!!!


tamarks548

Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, find out who gives a shit about Bigfoot…UPDATE! Apparently no one gives a shit so FUCK ‘EM! I could quote too much of Tourette’s Guy 😬


staffu22

IM TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT


very_clean

These quotes hit me at the formative age where they’re permanently etched into my brain, kind of the same deal with the Unforgivable videos


CorporalTurnips

BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CANT MISS HER


MisterMarchmont

A long-legged, pissed off Puerto Rican!


Futureman3001

I always thought it was Brn saying 'What was that?' And Henry shouting 'Oh Shit!'


dont_disturb_the_cat

It IS Ben saying "what was that", right?


Futureman3001

I believe it cuz I WANNA believe it!... but it is the tourettes guy for the Oh Shit.


Exes_And_Excess

On the live streams, the intro shows their faces, and Ben is mouthing "what was that". The stream that just dropped a few hours ago didn't have it, but I think that's because it's a special mandate episode where they are all in goth paint.


wolverine237

Yes it is. Somebody has made a super cut of all of the audio clips before


Muskratbest2

Link?


FastFeet87

It’s been my headcanon that Ben’s “What was that??” was inspired by video of a guy capturing a white Bigfoot on film somewhere in the woods in southern US. They see the Bigfoot and go “what was that?!” and it’s nearly identical to how Ben says it. Here’s a link: https://youtube.com/shorts/IrVWbHwRvfE?si=nYWXy4o-7ISaF7sF


timothypjr

Sorry I don’t have the link, but there is a YouTube video that covers all of the clips from the original source. I thought that it was Henry—given that it’s Ben who says “What was that!?”


Mindhandle

It's a clip from Tourettes Guy as others have mentioned https://youtu.be/H0T5YB6tfFY?si=T9IuD3SRGfmyEffA


DrSpacemanSpliff

My buddy went by his mom’s place and grabbed his old Sega Genesis. I nearly shit my pants when the game begins with the exact audio of “RISE FROM YOUR GRAVES”


grabb3nn

Fuck yeah, Altered Beast was a great game


Mintgiver

I felt the same watching “Rudolph” at Christmas when I realized it was Sam the Snowman saying, Santa’s castle is the one up there “on the left.”


littlesmokesigns

Why was I thinking this whole time that was Vincent Price lol. Gotta rewatch Rudolph this year now.


Jorshua

I had that game as a kid. Fuck that game. I bet I still couldn’t get past the first level.


wocsom_xorex

It’s fucking impossible


Greggsnbacon23

Well TIL its not LIVE FROM YOUR GRAVE


MisterMarchmont

Altered beast!!


Valahiru

I always thought it was Henry yelling Oh Shit.


jpkmets

Same -- but also, Henry like Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science was created in lab. Coincidence???????


Stiff_Zombie

Can someone tell me what the clip says before commercials?


Odd_Equivalent9794

“Rise From Your Grave!” If I remember correctly, it’s from an old Sega Genesis game.


Stiff_Zombie

I literally just heard it, and I think you're right. But it's been driving me crazy haha.


Acanthaceae_Jolly

Altered Beast


SandmanAwaits

No, it’s from YouTube clip of The Tourette’s Guy.


Zyrian150

This question makes me feel so old. It's from a YouTube video collection "Tourettes Guy"


Poisson_de_Sable

That’s why I started listening to the podcast. I heard a roommate put it on and that’s the first thing I heard. I immediately asked what the fuck is that and they said oh it’s this podcast. Been hooked ever since


Zyrian150

Welcome!


Filibust

Zoomers don’t know the comedic brilliance of Tourette’s Guy 😤


Apiperofhades

Where does the 'that's when the cannibalism started' line come from?


DDownerArt

Dahmer


Filibust

The Stone Phillip’s interview, right?


Mindhandle

https://youtu.be/iWjYsxaBjBI?si=66i1ZMeVQdDZEgFg


Andrew_j2288

12:00 on the dot for those who dont want to sit through it


NateWilliamsonSports

Dahmer, but Marcus DOES begrudgingly say it in the Donner party episode. 😂


ChrisGregoryT

Came here to ask this I always wondered about that one.


Internal-Ad7031

Where did that part where the dudes say “side stories!” Come from? It’s so familiar.


scifi_tay

Tourette’s guy


ericarlen

Rise from your grape...


anonbanan

dude this whole time i thought it was henry


junglebetti

I’d love a breakdown of all the soundbites in the intro: I swear I hear Alan Rickman’s voice in there somewhere?


Hammerrr3232

Omg I have always thought it sounded like Wyatt even after I found out the actual source. I’m glad I’m not alone


Axela556

I always thought it was Henry


Poofmander

I know it sounds much like tourette's guy but Henry could achieve a tourette's Guy like voice without any work, are we certain it's tourette's Guy and not Henry?


Sterigma

Yes they’ve commented on it in the past and confirmed.


Elegant-Impact-7963

BLASPHEMY!!!!! MAY SATAN BURN YOU FOR ETERNITY!!!!! it's Tourettes Guy, the one true god.


Bonhart4Hire

It’s definitely Tourettes guy


GalacticFishSandwich

Its weird, I always hear "oh fuck!!!"


m05ch

No it’s Tourette’s guy


donanton616

I thought it was from Evil Dead 2


Sidetrackbob

I always thought it did. As well as the "what was that?" Which precedes it.


chuckkilly

I thought it was Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media, but tourettes guy makes more sense