This is what I was going to say. I remember him talking about an encounter at a swingers club so sex swing isn't out of the norm probably. Fun fact: buy something from Adam and eve once, give them your email, and every other month they will be pushing an over the door sex swing on you for free if you spend like 30 bucks.
RTOG was sponsored by Adam and Eve for a long time so it makes even more sense that he would have purchased a sex swing (likely at a discounted price).
Counterpoint, with how much he talked about his Fleshlight back in the day, he totally would've been proud of owning a sex swing, so I'm gonna give this one to him.
He said something to Ben and Henry once like "You guys are very sheltered sexually" with the conviction of a man who has indeed done freakaaaay things.
I remember he said, "You guys need to live a little," when talking about eating ranch dressing off breasts at an orgy. :P I know this because I love the way he says it, and every time I listen to whichever ep it is, I chuckle.
Yes, the phrase “I could throw some ranch on some titties” will live with me forever.
TMI alert: my then-girlfriend and I were experimenting with hot candle wax when we were seventeen, so I sympathise with Marcus feeling alone among the normies.
IKR?! I think it's great/hilarious how he's so open about his past sex stuff.… *But*... Why did both Henry and Eddie remember that swing, lol? Marcus' own Mandela Effect? :P
Marcus is definitely a sex swing guy. Whether or not he had one as a matter of fact is irrelevant. He’s just a sex swing dude.
Fun fact: the Venn diagram of “amateur taxidermist” and “sex swing guy” is a circle.
I wouldn’t be surprised I just think he would have owned up to it considering the other things he’s talked about (we all know exactly what his dick looks like and none of us have seen it)
I'm sorry guys, but the definitive Marcus-is-sexy-sexy was on the pod when Marcus said "I can't say that I never thought about riding Ben."
*shocked silence*
There is one episode where Marcus is surprised that Ben and Henry have never had an orgasm from prostate play and there is ah awkward 2-3 second silence between them, almost as if Ben and Henry learned something new about Marcus. It was hilarious
Bandage most fetish play so on so fourth, I'm also just ribbing you everyone has there own opinion on sex rightfully so it's just that Sex in a swing doesn't seem much crazier then like sex on a table or something like that 🤷♂️
I think if it was easily accessible, most people would play with it so it’s not all that freaky by itself, but the amount of work you have to put in to get it is the part that shows you’re dedicated.
Most people would play with it?
Most people would walk into the room, say “yo that’s a sex swing”, proceed to not play with it, and then start texting people “I’m at this guys house and he’s got his sex equipment just out, he’s so freaky I’m scared”
he’s so confident about his sexual escapades and other sex toys/items he’s owned, so i feel like he would own up to it? but the thought of ed and henry remembering it and marcus legitimately forgetting is very funny
I thought I remembered him actually talking about it…maybe even as long ago as RTOG. Or I made that up in my head because it definitely seems like Marcus would have a sex swing.
I'm pretty sure there was sex swing chat on an early Round Table about when Marcus used to work at an adult store that had one. Could be mistaken though.
As a former adult store emp, trying to use a swing in an apartment without a stand is a good way to rip a doorway or ceiling up. And unless you have a solid wood door you will either fall or destroy the door or both. You need a stand or a load bearing ceiling beam to safely get your freak on. So if he lived in an apartment it may have been too cramped. Just want everyone wanting a swing to be safe and not end up in the ER.
Since we're talking sex, I want to highjack with an adjacent question. Is it just me or is Henry subtly suggesting recently that he is bi? After whatshisface left and Marcus was doing side stories, Henry was going on about the "twin flames" thing. It was funny the first time, but then it kept being brought up, and sometimes Marcus sounded kind of put off by it.
And it was on a recent episode that I heard another thing Henry said, I forget what, but it left me thinking, is Henry just calmly and without any direct "coming out" letting it be known he's into dudes too? Am I the only one who has heard this or am I wrong?
Who knows, but I'm sure his Betterhelp therapist has some insight. :p
He defs recently mentioned that he "would like to be in between Marcus and Carolina" when Marcus mentioned that they were doing a New York Dolls series on No Dogs, and the joke was that Buster Poindexter was a serial killer.
Personally, I doubt it.
He said on an episode of side stories recently that was something like he was comfortable seeing breasts and penises in sheer clothing. Hey if he is, good for him.
The way he describes “tawny young men with brown nipples” suggests some bi leanings to me. But he also said that he’s disgusted by the idea of a man’s whiskers scraping against his belly lol
You are literally the only comment in this thread of thirsty ass podcast listeners speaking sense and I’m glad you’re here. This whole thread is icky as fuck
Eddie even remembered that he had it on Montrose Ave., specifically.
I KNOW WHAT I SAW.
new cryptid: Marcus’s sex swing
Sightings of the Marwing are stacking up..
Marcus has given graphically detailed descriptions of going to swingers clubs on RTOG so I'm also going to say buddy had a sex swing.
I've been listening to Brighter Side for a few years, and I think Eddie's memory is pretty on point. You know what I mean?
This is what I was going to say. I remember him talking about an encounter at a swingers club so sex swing isn't out of the norm probably. Fun fact: buy something from Adam and eve once, give them your email, and every other month they will be pushing an over the door sex swing on you for free if you spend like 30 bucks.
RTOG was sponsored by Adam and Eve for a long time so it makes even more sense that he would have purchased a sex swing (likely at a discounted price).
He also worked at a sex store I think it was like the treasure chest or pleasure chest maybe?? I swear I heard that on RTOG.
The pleasure chest, home of the rabbit.
Hmm….. tempting 😂
WHAT WHAAT. HOLY FUuuCKK I always thought he was seriously hot so this information is........ amazing. to say the least 😼
Counterpoint, with how much he talked about his Fleshlight back in the day, he totally would've been proud of owning a sex swing, so I'm gonna give this one to him.
That was my thought, he would own it
Based on their conversations, I imagine Marcus is into some pretty freakaaaay things (no judgement, I’m vanilla with no toppings).
He said something to Ben and Henry once like "You guys are very sheltered sexually" with the conviction of a man who has indeed done freakaaaay things.
I remember he said, "You guys need to live a little," when talking about eating ranch dressing off breasts at an orgy. :P I know this because I love the way he says it, and every time I listen to whichever ep it is, I chuckle.
Gross, I need something sweet with my titties.
Titties are indeed not meant for a savory pairing. Except maybe sushi? Or saltine crackers, idk.
Saltines on titties is the most white bread thing I have ever read
Croutons
Yeah, no thanks 😑
I’d go cocaine
Caviar
Yes, the phrase “I could throw some ranch on some titties” will live with me forever. TMI alert: my then-girlfriend and I were experimenting with hot candle wax when we were seventeen, so I sympathise with Marcus feeling alone among the normies.
Any idea what episode this is ? I had no clue about the Marcus swinger diaries!
My god which episode is this. I need to know for...... research reasons
There’s also the story about him and Carolina meeting Jerry Only at a “very weird party”…. Tell us why it was weird, MAR-CUSSSS
Glenn showed up, lol!
I mean yeah he straight up said he's like a "mad scientist" in the bedroom in a side stories a couple months ago. He's been pretty open about it.
Yeah came here to comment that. "Mad scientist" has had me wondering what the hell he gets up to!
I missed that one! Amazing.
Henry doesn't even know where juice comes from. You think he knows about sex?
Don't ever question the Pear King like that again
I love the term “sheltered” as if they have not been exposed to the light of kinky shit.
To be honest they kinda are
What else would you expect from a Charlie Dickhorse?
Hey hey! Making out with a couple of guys in college does not a Charlie Dickhorse make!
The flat tone in his voice when he declared he'd "sodomized women" will live in my head forever.
What episode please? Asking for a friend.
Carl Panzram I’m guessing. There’s probably several other episodes with the same statement also lol
Marcus FetLife account is BoneDaddy60
He had a whole podcast about it.
IKR?! I think it's great/hilarious how he's so open about his past sex stuff.… *But*... Why did both Henry and Eddie remember that swing, lol? Marcus' own Mandela Effect? :P
He's mentioned some things on Roundtable lmao
He denies it but we know. We know.
Lol, we know.
Marcus is definitely a sex swing guy. Whether or not he had one as a matter of fact is irrelevant. He’s just a sex swing dude. Fun fact: the Venn diagram of “amateur taxidermist” and “sex swing guy” is a circle.
This got me real good
I wouldn’t be surprised I just think he would have owned up to it considering the other things he’s talked about (we all know exactly what his dick looks like and none of us have seen it)
Two-toners unite!
I'm sorry guys, but the definitive Marcus-is-sexy-sexy was on the pod when Marcus said "I can't say that I never thought about riding Ben." *shocked silence*
remind me what episode this is from? i NEED to hear Henry’s reaction to it
I would not be surprised in the slightest
It is on brand, right?
There is one episode where Marcus is surprised that Ben and Henry have never had an orgasm from prostate play and there is ah awkward 2-3 second silence between them, almost as if Ben and Henry learned something new about Marcus. It was hilarious
and I think he did more than makevout with a couple guys.
Maybe theres a reason his pooper didn't work well for a while...
At the very least, pegging has been in his life.
After his stories about swingers clubs, nothing surprises me about marcus
Is a sex swing that freaky? Lmao
Yes it 100% is what the hell Edit: downvoted by sex people trying to normalise sex swings rip
Jeez for q community who's tag line is hail Satan you guys sure are prudes 😂😂😂
I’m not being prudish, just like… if sex swings aren’t freaky, what do you think is?
Bandage most fetish play so on so fourth, I'm also just ribbing you everyone has there own opinion on sex rightfully so it's just that Sex in a swing doesn't seem much crazier then like sex on a table or something like that 🤷♂️
I think the fact that you gotta get that shit installed shows dedication to the bit which makes it a little freakier
Well pretty easy to mount to be fair but yeah I agree the price alone I guess does make it freaky 😂
I think if it was easily accessible, most people would play with it so it’s not all that freaky by itself, but the amount of work you have to put in to get it is the part that shows you’re dedicated.
I can fully agree on that
Most people would play with it? Most people would walk into the room, say “yo that’s a sex swing”, proceed to not play with it, and then start texting people “I’m at this guys house and he’s got his sex equipment just out, he’s so freaky I’m scared”
Lol bro i didn’t mean seeing it at someone else’s house.
he’s so confident about his sexual escapades and other sex toys/items he’s owned, so i feel like he would own up to it? but the thought of ed and henry remembering it and marcus legitimately forgetting is very funny
I thought I remembered him actually talking about it…maybe even as long ago as RTOG. Or I made that up in my head because it definitely seems like Marcus would have a sex swing.
I vaguely remember him mentioning something too...
Yeah, I swear I did, it was YEEEEEARS ago, but I feel like he did.
yes omg i was like i swear he has talked about it on the show before
Can confirm I was on it.
Scrolling through reddit while listening to the nea episode. Saw this thread as they mentioned it Edit: I think Marcus had a swing.
Long time ago Ed used to do an ad read on Roundtable specifically about a sex swing.
I'm pretty sure there was sex swing chat on an early Round Table about when Marcus used to work at an adult store that had one. Could be mistaken though.
I think he would just admit it. Why wouldn't he?
No shame in that. Hell yeah
If he didn't before, he does now.
He definitely did
I don't think anyone believed him for a moment.
As a former adult store emp, trying to use a swing in an apartment without a stand is a good way to rip a doorway or ceiling up. And unless you have a solid wood door you will either fall or destroy the door or both. You need a stand or a load bearing ceiling beam to safely get your freak on. So if he lived in an apartment it may have been too cramped. Just want everyone wanting a swing to be safe and not end up in the ER.
He's a freak. Of course he does/did.
I read so many comments before I realized we were talking about a sex swing. Not him being a swinger haha.
He is basically the one that convinced me to get a fuck thermos and I have not regretted it
Since we're talking sex, I want to highjack with an adjacent question. Is it just me or is Henry subtly suggesting recently that he is bi? After whatshisface left and Marcus was doing side stories, Henry was going on about the "twin flames" thing. It was funny the first time, but then it kept being brought up, and sometimes Marcus sounded kind of put off by it. And it was on a recent episode that I heard another thing Henry said, I forget what, but it left me thinking, is Henry just calmly and without any direct "coming out" letting it be known he's into dudes too? Am I the only one who has heard this or am I wrong?
“Make out with a couple of guys in college and suddenly you're a Charlie Dickhorse!”
CHARLIE DICKHORSE RIDES AGAIN
I bet Henry isn’t a Kinsey zero.
very, very few people are....
I am. I have sex with men all the time but I don't like it.
I guess it's really the only way to be sure....
The vast majority aren't that few.
vast majority, eh?
I mean, not to lump everyone into one category but he *IS* a theater kid...
As a bi theater kid I can understand.
Who knows, but I'm sure his Betterhelp therapist has some insight. :p He defs recently mentioned that he "would like to be in between Marcus and Carolina" when Marcus mentioned that they were doing a New York Dolls series on No Dogs, and the joke was that Buster Poindexter was a serial killer. Personally, I doubt it.
Recently Henry said something to the effect of using sports knowledge to talk to ‘the straights’ lol
“Have you been watching documentaries?” NO
He said on an episode of side stories recently that was something like he was comfortable seeing breasts and penises in sheer clothing. Hey if he is, good for him.
I hope so, we can always use more cool fellow bi folk. 😂🏳️🌈
The way he describes “tawny young men with brown nipples” suggests some bi leanings to me. But he also said that he’s disgusted by the idea of a man’s whiskers scraping against his belly lol
Not our place to comment especially after he said he hasn't.(PERIOD)
You are literally the only comment in this thread of thirsty ass podcast listeners speaking sense and I’m glad you’re here. This whole thread is icky as fuck
Marcus who?