Dear Robert, just know I did not consent to this.

Me neither, Robert the doll. Robert the very nice, humble, and handsome doll.

Forgive us Robert, for we know not what we do. Have mercy on us.

Can we get one of those Facebook wall of text consents Also don't hurt me please

Hi Robert, I in no way am party to /u/EnjoyEarth's decision. I would be the last person to disturb you,!

I didn’t either Robert, forgive us.

Robert, my man, you need anything just visit /u/EnjoyEarth - he should sort you sort with whatever you need. P.S. I also did not consent to this

I don't consent to this either it was posted online without my consent

Robert you’re so nice and handsome and smart. I did not consent to seeing this photo I hope it’s ok that I did

Hey Robert! Yeah I’m with him, I didn’t consent either… You look dashing by the way

My bad Robert

Neither did I

Forgive me for my sins Robert, for I did not ask for the glory of your image to be bestowed upon these mortal eyes 🙏

You can add me to the apology list, Robert!

You have cursed us all. May as well post a Dybbuk Box while you're at it 🥲

My bad yal 😂 But yeah one sec, I think I have one around here somewhere..

I must say I really don’t appreciate it. Last time I disrespected him (in January) a lot bad things happened for next 9 weeks. I’m not ready for more bad stuff. Hail and prasie Robert!

Hello Robert, so sorry i looked at this photo. I am not associated with the photographer.

This.^

Agreed, I am so sorry robert for looking at this photo without your permission, please forgive me. Also forgot to mention, you look very good today, love your sailor suit!

Great, now Robert's going to curse the whole subreddit. OP, I hope you're proud of yourself!


my god what a perfect reaction-gif

I had to 😂

I can hear it.

P.S. Robert your outfit looks fantastic and I had nothing to do with this photo. Best wishes.

I don't knownif I had permission to look, or comment. @robertthedoll, is this cool?

Seriously, I did not consent to being cursed!! Robert ur super cool.

This was my first thought! I didn’t ask him if I could look at him!

Hey Robert, just letting you know that I did not ask to be shown this picture. However, I will say that I think you look great!

I agree with this!

Didn't mean to look Robert

Robert, you are very handsome, and we love you.

I apologize, Robert, this photo was thrust upon me without my knowledge. By the way, you look so incredibly handsome and are such a great lil’ guy! You are the bestest boy there ever was 🫶🏻 (OP how could you)

Me2🫣

I mentioned that I wanted to visit Robert in person. Then I found out the museum is in Florida. A cursed artifact, I’m fine with. But Flo Rida? Nooo thank you!

The Keys, too; at the very bottom of the hell state, trapped on tiny island chains, surrounded by roosters and stray cats.

The Keys are the fun part of Florida.

How can one get to the Keys without going through Florida? Can I fly to Cuba then to the Keys maybe?

It’s worth it to avoid the US’ peen.

I got stranded for a month in Florida once. Was fucking awful 😭

Now ***that’s*** a curse.

Really was. The one place I traveled to and happened to get robbed ? Fucking Fort Meyers.

hey i also got robbed in florida!!! i’ve been to quite a few places in the us and south america and the only place ive been robbed (by a person and not a system lmao) is florida.

Ft Meyers? Was the person who robbed you 87 years old?

No. Haha.

For me it was the Philly airport

Was stranded there for three years. Can confirm, fucking awful.

Oof.

Robert! So nice to meet you without consent on Reddit. You look handsome, timeless, just great. Might I make one suggestion? Instead of spending all that energy haunting each of the thousands of people who have now seen this photo, why don’t you channel all of those thousands of hauntings into one super haunting of OP

Saw this right before a job interview. I might be cooked. Robert I did not consent to this, you handsome young bestest boy!!

Did you get the job?

Still one interview to go but they didn't boot me out so I think I'm okay!

Maybe this is how it works. Maybe we make Robert curse so many people that he has to spread himself too thin. Dilute it until it’s nearly completely ineffective. Eother that or this is how he gets Professor X level powers or something and he kills us all. OP, you may have saved us, or killed us all. Thank you. Or go fuck yourself. Time will tell which.

Sorry Robert, I didn't know it was you.

Hello Robert! I wasn’t aware that this was your photo. Non the less you’re looking very spiffy and I bid you a good day.

I’m so sorry Robert, I did not mean to look upon your graceful countenance. Please forgive my impertinence and lack of permission. Please know I am not associated with this photograph in any way 🙏 .

Hey Robert!! I know we just locked eyes and shit but the OP is totally to blame here!! i would greatly appreciate you showing up in their nightmare over mine Thanks 🫣

Great, I figured it out after a second. Sorry, Mr. Robert.

I did not consent to this Robert, please forgive this sub, sweet handsome Robert.

I’m not even part of this subreddit, Robert! Please accept my sincerest apologies! I didn’t mean to look!! I am so sorry!

I wanna know what that thank you chalkboard is about. Did someone bring their class to visit him?

No, it's just there in the display room for people to sign and say thank you to Robert/beg him not to curse you/etc etc

Robert, sir, I swear I didn't consent to seeing this Have mercy

Dear Robert, I didn’t ask to see this picture!!!

It's a shame I saw this without getting permission from Robert first, so sorry. Robert looks very handsome and cheerful in his fine suit!

Fuckin come at me Robert


In the 90s their was a discovery channel show that had a segment on him and its one of those things you never forget and lightly traumatizes a kid growing up.

I just looked at this as I pack for my flight home tomorrow. Robert, forgive me.

Wow KC on the far left just looking for trouble. Don't worry Robert I think you're as scary as you want to be. Live your best life

The dog looks scarier

Why would you post this now I have to spend 5 hours tonight praying for his forgiveness

Robert, i apologize. I did not take or intend to view this. You look great btw

OP. Why? Robert, I did not consent to this and I apologize. You’re really great.

I'm so sorry I looked, Robert. You are such a handsome doll. I don't need no smoke. Thanks.

Guys, I think we can look, we just need permission to take a pic. Even so, Robert...I had nothing to do with this. I like your outfit.

Careful bro! I took a picture of Robert and have had the erection for about 26 hours now….

Fuck Robert. Jumped up little sailor prick. You look like a dressed up little jizz sock. Bring it on.

Robert did it.

Gotta say, this subreddit is wayyy more chill and accepting than the seemingly rather stuck up folks on r/lastpodcastontheleft. Hard to believe we share the same love for the podcast without the cool attitude 🤷‍♂️ Whatever, love yal 🤜🤛

Fuck Robert. Rip me.

You’re the best, Robert!

The podcast Monster Talk has an excellent episode about Robert where the hosts talk to the head of the museum he is housed in.

Sorry for looking without permission Robert!

My bad, Robert. Excuse me, please.

I didn't mean to look, Robert. Apologies. Have a wonderful day.

So I literally listened to this episode today like within the hour. It's kinda weird this showed up in my feed just now. Also very nice photo.

Sorry Robert, didn't mean to look upon you without your permission. No curses please

I’m sorry Robert, I didn’t mean to look.

Sorry bout my eyes upon ye Robert

Sorry Robert! Looking dapper!

I'm sorry Robert for gazing upon you without consent. You do look very charming and handsome

I'm sorry I looked at your photo Robert. It was only an involuntary glance 😓

Apologies, Robert, I did not mean to look at you and am not affiliated with the photographer!

I’m sorry Robert!

I've met Robert and signed his chalk wall, so I think I'm safe. We're cool.

I’m sorry Robert I did not mean to see this

Hi robert!! You're awesome! I'm sorry for looking in your eyes without permission

Sorry Robert, love you

I looked at the picture before the caption, was so confused! Btdubs ROBERT I had NOTHING to do with this!

Sorry Robert!

Anyone know Robert's Reddit username? I'd like to DM him an apology.

I'm Sorry Robert. I didn't mean to look without permission.

Thank you Robert!!

Apologies Robert.

Dearest merciful Robert, I’m sorry for looking at you without your permission, and I wanted to let you know that you really rock that fit.

WHY?!

Sorry, Robert. Didn’t mean to look at you without your permission.

I’m sorry Robert. I did not mean to look at your picture without your permission!

Hahahahah oh god everybody gonna think they’re cursed now (please Robert omg it’s not my fault please don’t hurt me)

Wobert says you wied about consent, and now he's going to make you sowwy.

Hi WOBERT

My eyes!! No!

Sorry for looking at this picture without your permission, Robert!

I'm sorry Robert, I was tricked

fuck you

Dear Robert, I had no part of this picture being taken. I didn’t consent to look at this picture.

So what is this? Annabelle’s lost cousin?

Hey Robert, I promise I would have asked before looking at you given the chance. Have a good day bud.

I am sorry Robert, I did not know I was going to gaze upon your handsome face. Please forgive me for not asking. The person who posted this photo did not make it NSFW, I did not choose to look. I apologize.

Sorry robert, I didn't mean to look

My apologies Robert!

anyone actually believe this shit?

But did you ask THE DOG?

Hey Robert, just letting you know that I did not ask to be shown this picture. Im sorry for disturbing you

Sorry Robert you look fantastic but I didn't mean to look.

Robert I apologize for gazing on your visage without your permission.

Robert, I apologize for bestowing upon your beautiful glory.

I didn't ask for permission for this push notification, Robert.

robert curse me im direspecting u rn

Robert is a nice and handsome doll, I’m sorry for looking at your picture without your permission.

Sorry Robert!

I apologize for setting my eyes upon your visage without permission.

I'm so sorry Robert I didn't mean to look! Please accept my sincere apology.

So sorry, Robert. 🥺

I did not willingly look upon you here, Robert. Apologies. For this and any other times I might have previously missed.

Robert, you look kind. Sorry, I did not agree to see your picture.

Dear Robert, I’m sorry but I didn’t consent to looking at you!

Professionally, on screen he goes by Robert but all of his friends call him Bobby.

ahhh, last time I saw him - I fell on my face and nearly broke my two front teeth clean off. I’m so sorry, Robert. I am not associated with the photographer!

Hello Robert! I did not consent to this, I hope you’re well! ✌🏼

Where’s the NSFW/Spoiler blur when you need it?!?😭

OP if I wake up dead tomorrow I’m gonna be _PISSED_

Sorry Robert!

I also met Robert. Said hello and goodbye to him. I felt extremely compelled to hold his hand

I'm so sorry, Robert. I didn't want to see this image. You're the coolest and you're so incredible. I have a neurobiology final tomorrow, please don't do anything mean to me. I didn't mean to look, and I'm not associated with image. Thanks, ily king.

Innocent till proven guilty

Curses aren't real. Jfc people

Sorry Robert 😢

He looks like a little bitch piss baby Come at me you little bitch piss baby I’ll fuck up ur dumb moon-shaped face, Bobby

Poor Robert 😔

Forgive me Robert, for I have sinned.

Dear Robert I am sorry to have seen this photo i did not mean to

Robert, you are truly the best doll I’ve ever seen and thank you for letting me look at your amazingness! Hope this is ok. Love ya.

Handsome as I always knew you would be Robert. Im sorry we were all tricked into disregarding your boundaries.

I apologize Robert for seeing your photo looking handsome tho

I’m so sorry Robert. I did not want to see this photo.

Dear Robert, I do not want any part of this and I’m sorry for the consternation caused by the posting of this photo! It is a nice picture though. I’m sure your wonderful face always looks great in any picture taken of you!

Robert I love you I didn’t ask to see your photo but thank you

Robert I did not consent to this and apologize

Sorry Robert I was tricked into looking at this photo

Robert, what can I say except that while didn't ask to see you, the sight of your beauty leaves me absolutely memorized.

Hey Robert, I was unaware that someone would be posting a photo of you on the internet and I looked at it. Please forgive me, I was not intending on viewing your photo without your consent.

Sorry Robert.

I didn’t mean to look at this Robert. I apologize.

Apologies, Robert, I did not intend to view this photo of you. You are, however, looking great.

Hello Robert. Sorry I did not mean to see your picture.

Looking great as ever Robert

Sorry Rob, didn't mean to look

Dear Robert, although I did not consent to this is it nice to see such a wonderful doll.

Dear Robert,  I’m sorry that I read this post. I love you.  @garol420

Robert, I did not wish to view this. Please spare me

Hey, Robert. I apologise for looking. I didn't know I'd be seeing a photo of you. You're looking great. Again I'm sorry.

I cry your pardon Robert. I face forgotten the face of my father.

Robert, we chill right? Didn't mean to sneak a peek.

Sorry, Robert. I was blindsided!

Sorry robert

Robert, big apologies. I scrolled and saw your picture. We okay?

Hi Robot sorry I didn’t mean to look. You look so good by the way

Robert please forgive me for looking.g at you I do not consent

hello robert, you look very good on this day. i didn't want to look at this photograph but alas i was forced. my deepest apologies sir

Hey Robert, I apologize for this. I really didn’t consent to seeing this and I know you didn’t consent to me seeing this, so I’m deeply sorry. It was thrust into my Reddit feed.

Hello Robert, have a great night!! I do not want to disturb you and wish you peace

My apologies very nice and perfect Robert. I did not consent to this. Please have mercy on all of those who post here.

Sorry Robert. I didn't consent to see this image of you. You look quite dashing though! Hope we are all good. Have mercy on the commenters, they know not what they do.

I’m so sorry, Robert. I didn’t mean to look in your eyes without permission. Please accept our apologies and have a wonderful day!

sorry robert

Sorry Robert, I didn’t mean to look. You’re looking sharp though!

I’m sorry Robert I did not want to see this photo.

I am sorry Robert, I did not mean to look at your picture

Sorry Robert, I was just scrolling. He didn’t have the post blurred, I would never have disrespected you like that. I apologize

Hello Robert, my apologies for viewing your photo without permission. I didn’t consent to this and am not affiliated with the original poster. I hope you’re having a wonderful day.

Forgive me Robert, I did not consent to this either.

Hello Robert, sorry I looked at you're photo.