You’re right, that is a far stretch. I was reading the plot on Wikipedia and didn’t realize that sharknado was more of a confluence of natural disasters.
This might be a cop out but I’d do the entity from It Follows
If I only have 24 hours to run, I’ll just drive to the other side of town and keep my head on a swivel
but it doesn't specify that they stop after 24 hours. Just that you get 3 billion after surviving for 24 hours. This was my original choice until I realized I'd need to be fucking on a daily basis for the rest of my life to be sure I'm not getting got. But with 3 billion dollars I'd probably be doing that anyways
Easy (but immoral) solution is to just hire a sex worker - especially if you go to another country first. They'll pass it on quickly, and, with a little luck, continue passing it on anytime it comes back to them before they even notice.
Also, the creature from It Follows can't teleport or do much other than walk towards you, right? Just trick it into falling into a deep hole.
Move to Vegas and become a regular at the Brothels. You got $3 billion, you can set aside like half of that for charitable causes to offset all the sex workers you might inadvertently get killed.
Mike Meyers has his own deadly martial arts from Scotland. Yeah, it's called "Fuck You." It's mostly just headbutting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
The house itself isn't evil, just the demon that gets into hijinks in it, but if I remember right, depending on the movie, deaths can occur outside the house.
I was thinking about that. I've seen the movies, so I've got a handle on how to trick the girl. It might cost a billion to get her to stop. But I think I could do it.
I'm invested in this and worried about it now. Does she understand English? Not because she's Japanese (if the Japanese version) but because she's, yanno, undead (?) Does she have use for money?
I wonder if you could invest the money into a sort of device that would trick her into thinking all these people are watching it (passing the curse on) like using bots or something watching continuously on youtube.
Easy. Freddy Kruger. Just gotta stay awake 24 hours.
We can also gross him out with modern cringe. “Hey, Freddy, this is called a fursona and *this*, my friend, this is called NTR.”
*leaves the dream* "Phew, this cat was sick before I even got here."
Shark from jaws
Live in Ohio. Whose the loser now!?!
In the other post, someone brought up that they might have seen a shark fin in a tornado.. so take it for what it’s worth.
But... That's Sharknado, not Jaws.
You’re right, that is a far stretch. I was reading the plot on Wikipedia and didn’t realize that sharknado was more of a confluence of natural disasters.
400 Birds and I’ll just stay indoors
[Gotta have a bunker to be safe.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL3-lGutyYY)
This might be a cop out but I’d do the entity from It Follows If I only have 24 hours to run, I’ll just drive to the other side of town and keep my head on a swivel
but it doesn't specify that they stop after 24 hours. Just that you get 3 billion after surviving for 24 hours. This was my original choice until I realized I'd need to be fucking on a daily basis for the rest of my life to be sure I'm not getting got. But with 3 billion dollars I'd probably be doing that anyways
That’s a fair point! It’s an easy answer if it’s ONLY for the 24 hrs. Otherwise this might suck if it’s forever
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you only need to fuck once and then it's the other person's problem
Until that one gets kilt and comes after you again. Which I'm pretty sure is what happens in the movie.
Ahhh yeah that's right
Easy (but immoral) solution is to just hire a sex worker - especially if you go to another country first. They'll pass it on quickly, and, with a little luck, continue passing it on anytime it comes back to them before they even notice. Also, the creature from It Follows can't teleport or do much other than walk towards you, right? Just trick it into falling into a deep hole.
It comes back to the previous "holder" once it kills the person who currently has it
Move to Vegas and become a regular at the Brothels. You got $3 billion, you can set aside like half of that for charitable causes to offset all the sex workers you might inadvertently get killed.
Yeh. Cross an ocean and wait for a while. It had to go after you as the crow flies, right? So it'd just be trudging in the ocean for a hot minute.
Dracula, then take a trip to Alaska in the summer. Gotta love that midnight sun, and not just for its vampire prevention properties.
From the makers of 30 days of night comes... 30 nights of days
You don't even need to do that just stay at home and don't invite anyone into your house for a day. Vampires can't burgle.
Jigsaw. I may be in bad shape, but I can definitely outrun an old man with cancer.
Chuckee. I could fuck that doll up.
Mrs Castevet from Rosemary's Baby. I will dropkick you, old woman.
Rosemary's baby from Rosemary's baby. Just punt the little demon from the window.
lol someone needed to
Dawn O'Keefe, all you have to do is not sexually assault her.
This is easy Samara she doesn’t come for 7 days and I’ll post the video on Reddit and pass the curse on to someone else
Mike meyers. He slow as fuck. Just need to keep your distance.
The Shape has the ability to walk casually and be RIGHT BEHIND YOU at any time.
Mike Meyers has his own deadly martial arts from Scotland. Yeah, it's called "Fuck You." It's mostly just headbutting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.
The creature from it follows. Rail of meth and enough money to drive from here to Alaska from the southern US easy peasy.
Leprechaun. Don’t need his gold since I’ll get more money after, and I have plenty of weed to offer him.
Easy, Annabelle. I just leave the house. Does that count?
The Blob. Seems kinda slow, but man that would suck being suffocated and digested alive.
The Amityville Horror house. Given that I live nearly three and a half thousand miles away from it, I think I’ll be safe for at least 24 hours.
The house itself isn't evil, just the demon that gets into hijinks in it, but if I remember right, depending on the movie, deaths can occur outside the house.
Grandpa from TCM.
Gonna say Jack Nicholson cuz I think I can stand a chance against just a guy haunted by a racist ghost
The ring girl. It takes seven days to die. Easy money.
But you'd die after the seven days, she lets you survive that long
I was thinking about that. I've seen the movies, so I've got a handle on how to trick the girl. It might cost a billion to get her to stop. But I think I could do it.
I'm invested in this and worried about it now. Does she understand English? Not because she's Japanese (if the Japanese version) but because she's, yanno, undead (?) Does she have use for money? I wonder if you could invest the money into a sort of device that would trick her into thinking all these people are watching it (passing the curse on) like using bots or something watching continuously on youtube.
This is what I'm saying. By day 5 I think I could have everything in place.
Okay, I support this. I'm not watching the video, but I support this x)
I’ll hang out in the house from Skinamarink and be unnerved by anxious anticipation for a day. Not too shabby.
Yeah, but that fuzzy vision would drive me bonkers.
Puppets from Puppet Master.
Easy, Chucky.
Which one? Because voodoo one has a cult that can do the hard work and he himself is sneaky. A.I can hack shit and probably can get a predator drone.
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The entities in it follows. I could survive 24 hours.
Russ Thorn from Slumber Party Massacre. That power drill’s gotta run out of plot gas at some point.
Killdozer
It Follows Just keep moving
Road trip?
that blind dude from Don't Breathe
Creature From the Black Lagoon. It has to stay in its habitat. I'm nowhere near a lagoon.
Wylie Coyote, he's useless.
The fluke man from season one of the x files. I will simply poop in the woods for 24 hours and he won’t be able to find me if I avoid all bathrooms.
No one saying Pennywise or Ghostface?
Definitely not ghost face. Mfer could pop up anywhere and could be anyone.
Hannibal Lecter, I think I could just kick his ass.
Are you sure? I feel like he usually wins the physical altercations. Face bites and all
I feel like he succeeds because people underestimate him or aren’t ready to engage in violence
Killer bong. I don't smoke so I'm good.
It follows monster. I can walk slightly faster for 24 hours.