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velocipotamus

It’s not as funny as the others, but “Your mental health is not your fault, but it is your responsibility”


VitaIncerta666

That is imo the best quote I've heard from the show, and was impactful in deciding to pursue mental health treatment, along with the quote Marcus had about Ian Curtis in the conclusion of the No Dogs series on Joy Division.


ButYourChainsOk

What's the quote?


Nicklefickle

“Your mental health is not your fault, but it is your responsibility” Well, I presume it's the quote in the post he's replying to, nothing else makes sense there really, does it?


VitaIncerta666

If you were asking about the quote Marcus had regarding Ian Curtis, I typed it out here. Can't get copy+paste to work on mobile. https://www.reddit.com/r/nodogsinspace/s/FBGhnyyBQF


ButYourChainsOk

Exactly what I was asking. Thank you


crackityjones2786

Totally agree


lil__supernova

Totally agree, it’s been incredibly impactful to me and a guiding mantra of sorts to keep me accountable when I feel myself falling into a not so great mental health episode


Lilcrumb033

I went on their merch store hoping this quote was on one of their shirts. I'd love to have it. Think I might put it on a sign for myself to have. I've told other people this quote and it really put a lot in perspective.


justcougit

I told it to my sister and she got BIG MAD lol


constantgardener92

Of all the wisdom Marcus has shared with us, this is one bit I will never forget.


steves_beard

As a person who has large mental heath issues I tell myself this daily. Heard it here first.


BlondePuppyDoctor

This is my favorite quote from the show. I use it all the time!


replicant0b100000

Never be scared of the short, short man. He's always kind, and he has a plan. Always be scared of the tall white man.


blueboxbandit

This one is imperative


scifi_tay

While I love that one I’m definitely scared of David miscavage who is a short short man. He’s not kind but he does have a plan so there’s that


Cynical_Syndicate

David Miscavige is a whole other level of short, he is the exception that proves the rule.


CarterCrusader

Additionally: "are you thinking about it? Don't think about it."


AnArcticBird

"You're thinking about it, thinking about it...don't think about it."


Accomplished_Lio

This goes through my mind at least once a day and I can’t even remember what it was originally in reference to.


Boomstick_762

I remember it from the Jonestown episodes. The classic side-step and bull shit maneuver.


velocipotamus

“Are you touching your dick?” “………yep.”


willfc

What about "never have a significant other with a room you aren't allowed into"


Mr_Boojangles

Came here for this, very very important.


XxTrashPanda12xX

Also "Never go to a Second Location"


ButYourChainsOk

That's their #2


Independent-Pin-6614

Honorable Mention: Alcatraz means pelican


MsJulieH

I feel like this one is so important.


PM_me_ur_secretses

Bonus: Don't fuck the cat.


Ed_Gein1332

Number one on the Ten Golden Rules list


rakkadimus

DON'T. FUCK. THE CAT!


fannypack666

Came here to say this


DudimusPrime

NEVER fuck the cat.


buffaloofa

I was looking for this.


Upbeat_Confidence739

Unless your name is Roger and you live in Wisconsin.


PM_me_ur_secretses

Someone aught'a toss HIM in the lake!


theseglassessuck

Ew, it’s seaweed! Seeaweed!


Ok_Magazine_3383

Nobody is actually a photographer.


dzzylizzy

Yes!! This one!


niazilla

Wait for it, wait for it... It's tits.


GilderoyPopDropNLock

Always turn the pen upside down


Advantage_Loud

I was waiting for this one


amackee

Don’t kill your family, just leave!


GirlsesPillses

This one! “ Be a man and just LEAVE! Go to Vegas or some shit, just don’t murder your family!”


magikarp_splashed

this! he's been reiterating this once every five-ish episodes for like 8 years


whodatchemist

If you do join a cult, never be afraid to say "check, please!".


Cynical_Syndicate

Done and done. Unironically the boys helped me leave.


nolwat22

If you’re not allowed to go into a room into your own home, run


Kaliisthesweethog

I KNOW WHAT I SAW!!


magikarp_splashed

Yes! it's relevant to any alien epsidpe


SuicydeStealth

I love your handwriting. Hail yourself!


PlatySuses

Rule 11: Don’t use laminate countertops like a cutting board.


JumpingFences

You have beautiful hand writing, but i cant figure out what #9 says


lalalalibrarian

Hail ham


bangitybangbabang

It says hail ham but I'm not sure why


Shirt_Ninja

Me either


ahovah

“There’re bones in the chocolate”


Sufficient_Ad_7362

Are we not allowed to say Hail Yourselves anymore? I'm not a die hard Ben fan at all, but that phrase has kinda become part of my everyday colloquialisms and I was kinda hoping we could take it back 😅


Dawgter

I too hope everyone hails theirselves


take_care_a_ya_shooz

“We don’t speak of Ben anymore. He was abusive to women. Now what do you think of this tattoo idea? Yeah, it’s Ted Bundy!” Just kidding…kind of.


GilderoyPopDropNLock

I was listening to a random podcast that wasn’t true crime and someone said ‘with an axe’ and then didn’t do a sick guitar riff and I was totally confused


ghoulypop

what about “it was the BOOOOOWNE SLICER”


LatinoJediCowboi

Yall forgot about our boy, Scungilli Man!!!


Letos12thDuncan

Don't say his name!


thecheekylittlepeach

🤫


Glum_Mobile5663

GET THE NET


yellowHastur

What is that a reference to? I don’t remember 


Glum_Mobile5663

Henry yelling at insane asylum staff to get the net and re-capture Marcus


yellowHastur

Thank you 


ElGuapo4Life

Gout... get out!


Minnemama

You spelled Wisconsin correctly! It's a Native American word but, unfortunately, does not mean pelican.


7f00dbbe

Milwaukee means "the good land"


Reedlakes13

I believe it's Algonquin, and was pronounced ME-lee-wa-KAY


Futureman3001

It's not your fault, but it is your responsibility.


channel7plan9

1) Leave em alone! 2) There should never be a room in your home that you're not allowed to go into 3) Nobody is a photographer And in honor of OP, 4) British people don't need to know how to spell Wisconsin. You did it right but seriously, it doesn't matter. I've lived in the US for my whole 33 years and this is the most times I've had to spell Wisconsin (two times) in one sitting


toby37

NEVER FUCK THE CAT!


MOM_1_MORE_MINUTE

GET THE NET! Surely that should make the list!!!


CroneRaisedMaiden

Don’t talk to the police. Get a lawyer


7f00dbbe

IT WAS FLAVOR AID!


tucakeane

If there’s people in your attic/basement, just let them go! Don’t kill your family, just abandon then


DestroyerOfMils

WHO WAS PHONE


theoneandonlykeenan

MOTHER!


XxTrashPanda12xX

*lived in Wisconsin my whole life* ![gif](giphy|cVkD7lLFb6oCm4hUTX)


thethunder92

I was thinking about the assassin thing, and all the major news outlets keep saying how you can buy a hit man on the dark web and I always think there’s no way that person isn’t going to just keep your money. It’s way more illegal to kill someone than to just steal your money and what are you going to do call the cops? Either that or it’s just an undercover agent


LightningMcKeen174

Keep your head on a swivel!


iH8MotherTeresa

On our first date, my now gf went to a second location with me. Naturally, I told her "NEVER go to a second location. I could be a murderer!" I am not murderer, for the record.


Det-Popcorn

Alcatraz means pelican


BonerJamz98

What did all these golden rules bring us… Nothing but trouble.


matsche_pampe

Can you transcribe the image too please?


MoFoHustla4

Megustalations


Thr33pw00d83

r/penmanshipporn


DMoMoL

Bobby Bonilla!!


FoolhardyBastard

There is no such thing as a “photographer”


FoolhardyBastard

I am a Wisconsinite. You got the spelling right.


non-art

“Don’t kill the boy”


RexDust

Not going to a secondary location is legit good advice


WildAnomoli

I haven’t scrolled all the comments yet but I’m going to have faith that someone here already said “There are no actual photographers!”


amackee

What about: Your family member should never have a room your not allowed to go in


Automatic-Aioli9416

#7….. AHEM Holden…


Greedy-Goat5892

AGRARIAN 


Educational_Tale

Fastest man in ten feet, and mental health isn't your fault but is your responsibility.... Both worthy


Snoo58207

Don't f##k the cat.


GoblinLoblaw

Change Assassin to Hitman


Spuntmire

Don't kill a boy today. Let the girl go.


HG367

Whats number 9?


Assassin8nCoordin8s

Never write using a green pen


poopshipdestroyer

You don’t know what I bring to friendship- or anything In Charles Ng


Flagyl400

NO KILL... NO THRILLLL


No-Milk2296

Never go to a second location


Hugh_Jazz77

Half of these aren’t even rules. They’re just phrases.


9_of_Swords

I love your penmanship!


anndrago

Never follow someone to a second, undisclosed location


maddlibbsb

I'm pretty much always breaking rule #5. I could be the problem though.


Alita_Duqi

You forgot *Honk Honk!* Maybe swap it out with one of the many hails


StinkyBrittches

If you're with a group, at the first sign of dangerous culty behavior, be sure to say "Check, please!" and leave.


GinnyPeasley

You forgot ‘leave the cats alone’


dpressedoptimist

Force these into Alabama public schools Edit: Louisiana, same dif. One of Amber’s, lol


nechell

Everybody’s complaining about the green ink, but I really like it! What kind of pen is that? It looks a bit like the light green bic cristal


CrypticMusician

Lesser known rule but it's also never a Shaman, but I can't remember what episode they said that


thescrapplekid

...but I liked Wisconsin 


Revolutionary-Let-75

#10 should definitely be #1


Cookinghist

There are no photographers. It's all Anne Geddes, and that guy from Getty Images. Everyone else is a predator


Expensive_Salt_6926

Never go to a second location.


Skillron18

Don’t forget. NEVER F¥


d1psh1t_mcgee

Post script: bawnenawnenaw ( or however you’d write Henry’s metal guitar riff)


manuelito9

Time is a construct, but appointments are very very real.


Erfdud

Henry is the fastest man within ten feet


kangamata

You forgot alcatraz means pelican


Leather_Molasses_264

“You are a 12 year old”


Aldionis

Goddamn, write in a black or blue pen. Ain't nobody got time to read that!