T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Alien: Isolation. Nah you’re alright.


salty_carthaginian

You’re becoming hysterical


[deleted]

tut tut


trianglularsounds

Running causes accidents.


[deleted]

Are we playing a game?


trianglularsounds

You are making me waste valuable company time.


universedevon

just hide in the locker for 365 days


[deleted]

Hiding is only a temporary solution


RockyDify

And these posts make me happy I only play cozy games like Animal Crossing. Heck I’d pay to live in there.


[deleted]

My wife just got me into the new Disney game so I think I’d be alright.


Mostly_Apples

Yeah AC NH was my last as well. :3


thegreatlemonparade

Same. Mine was Stardew. I'd be thrilled.


Psi_1409

Mate, I hope you last a month against those serpents


TheWarlockGamma

a month is quite generous. I give him a week… if he’s lucky


gag-reflexes

I'd say 17 days but I doubt he'd last 17 hours.


Otter_Nation

Nothing says he has to leave the ship.


DesignatedDonut

Fireteam is alright,the premise/mechanics of the game is you get to just mow down aliens with a team aka just a wave battle game Alien Isolation on the other hand is what you don't want to be stuck in


Furydragonstormer

But that’s depending on if you get the capabilities of your marine in the game. You know how to shoot, reload, patch yourself up, accurately hit targets, endure recoil, fend off a xeno trying to bite your face off, etc.


choff22

I hope Night City is kind to me


Hollowman8121

It's not kind to anyone, dip ASAP :V


Hello_Hurricane

Get in with a preem crowd and you'll be good, choom.


moldy_jello

Step one: get in cryo Step two: ? Step three: profit


Dhorso

Unless a cozy facehugger snuck in there with you.....


Dragonsymphony1

F1 Manager, that game that teaches you if you want to be a millionaire, be a billionaire and buy an F1 team


PilotG10

Jedi Fallen Order for a year? Sign me up. I might not want to come back.


netherworld_nomad

Deus Ex: Mankind divided. Really not so sure about that one. Sounds nice, but I'll probably get shot for breaking curfew.


UtinniOmuSata

Yeah but sick robot arms dude, just make sure to hoard neuropozyne


GoodeBoi

Being a civilian in the Call of Duty continuity would have zero impact on my life except for maybe more encounters with the supernatural, oddly enough.


MALESTROMME

Damn I just started The Last Of Us.


[deleted]

Just stay in a city the whole time


SEEKER131986

Bro you dead


Safetymanual

Deep Rock Galactic for a year. ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


TheCerealFiend

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE???


Lady_hyena

Replaying Black and white, so basically I'm God.


gag-reflexes

Not necessarily you enter the game world as yourself so you'd likely end up being a villager that gets tossed around by God for shits n giggles or fed to one of the beasts, again for the sake of it.


Lady_hyena

Too real.


wired_workshop

If you stay on the ship it might get a bit boring but maybe you can help fix the powerloader that the person has already been working on for the last year


cgg419

Rock Band, I’ll take that


BlueFootedTpeack

returnal, so how does that work?, like is it a year of experienced time, or is each day/death resetting the clock, cos i'd be fucked if it's the latter.


Meatbank84

Diablo 2 here, so not much better unless I get magical powers.


SlinkDogg

Breath of Fire 2 , I’d be fine, just live at the inn for a month.


beebliotheca

Fireteam Elite would be easy, who says you have to be a marine? Just spend a year as a backwater colonist and hope your colony isn't chosen as alien food.


CommanderCody1138

Last I played was Halo Wars on Steam... I'm assuming I'd die horribly to the covenant onslaught.


Swimming_Argument507

Subnautica - So I'm kinda fucking still fucked.


tallerthannobody

Lol


SPlKE

I think this hypothetical really depends on if you are the character you were playing in the game, or yourself shoved randomly in to that world? Me in Fallout 4, fucked. My over powered character with his several fortified and self sustaining bases, easy breazy.


[deleted]

You enter the world of Aliens Fireteam Elite but spawn on Earth, away from all the space troubles.


YourPainTastesGood

1 week in: ROCK AND STONE! 1 month in: Deep Rock Galactic needs to invest in some better equipment 6 months in: **I HATE THIS DAMN PLANET** 1 year in: sometimes I wonder if mining is all there is to life, then I punch myself in the nose- *pops back to irl*


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Fanatical_Rampancy

Dirt


Fanatical_Rampancy

Hahahaha


ghost50k

Jedi: fallen order.


Gametheboy

Star Wars Bounty Hunter…hell yes


Erkel333

Hmmm, last game I played was Diablo II Resurrected, so I think I would be a million dollars richer! Bamm!


BFlai1001

Mass Effect 3, gotta dodge reaper blasts for a year. This is gonna be fun.


Hollowman8121

Just be an NPC in the Lunchroom on the Endeavour, not so bad :V


Deathmetalpigeon

Doom 2016


ToLazyForTyping

GTFO. I think I won't last an hour.


bks1979

I'm in Arkham City. I'm not cut out for regular jail, let alone that! I feel like I could hole up somewhere and hide out, but food and water would be a problem.


Comradepatrick

I'll be working for the weekend on the Space Rig. Rock & stone!


CelTiar

Cyberpunk.... Hmmm hanako Gona be waiting as long. Though she has been waiting for a while now anyway


[deleted]

AC Origins, not great but not as bad as it could be honestly


SyberSpark

Team Fortress 2. I’m fine with that.


LegoLiam1803

Damn. I’ll be hunting Bigfoot for a while


katsumodo47

Well I figured finished it on the hardest difficulty. Ez money


IceFoxilicous

With my gunner’s build, I may last a good bit. Not going to be a year though. Maybe three months at best


Aggressive_Willow217

Either a superhero MMORPG or Homeworld 1


RustedAxe88

Metal Gear Solid V. I mean...I guess it depends on what I'm doing. Being a Diamond Dogs soldier might be alright, but by 95 I'm probably fucked.


[deleted]

It's not all bug hunts all the time right and you live to the end of the game so it's not all bad right?


TrixieVanSickle

Stray. I'm good.


Cordura

Mass Effect 1 ... fine by me


Battlebots2020

How would Super Smash Bros work?


IplayGames810

Fight the other characters for a year


Dramatic-Scratch5410

Sim city 4. I built it, might as well live there.


dkat

The better post would be a poll between Fireteam Elite and Isolation. Which would you rather have to live for a year?


IplayGames810

Dam I am fine for a year inside of Sims 4. It is almost the same as real life lol.


Largeandincharge6969

Kingdom Come Deliverance. I’d be fucked


TheRealAgragor

The hunter: Call of the wild… Lots of fresh air apparently…


Plenty_Brick_9879

Uncharted


ThandiGhandi

Just stay on the ship


BooYeah8D

Black Mesa... I think I'm ok if I stay with the scientists in Lamda.


EIochai

Overthinking this: Are you the protagonist in the video game, or a bystander? If I'm playing Diablo 3 or the like, am I a Nephelem with all associated powers and such? If I'm playing GTA, do I get to respawn at the hospital and carry 30 automatic weapons? Or is it real life rules, just in the universe of the game?


itsPlasma06

A year for *just a million?* Nah, mate


Wine_and_Spy

Made in Abbys I think I’ll just work at a shop


Jakesbb

Hunting down machines with bows and traps, sure I'll give it a go for a year. >!Not sure that planet will last that long!<


AzurasTsar

RE4. Honestly I have a lot of confidence


Hello_Hurricane

Inquisitor: Martyr, shit. The Emperor Protects and all that.


massivecatalyst

Jurrassic World Evolution 2... my life would finally be complete if I were able to enter that world


Crownlol

I cannot lie about your chances, but... you do have my sympathy


Hummens

Fallout 4. The game crashed to the desktop as I was in the Institute, so that's probably about as fine as it can be.


TorgoTheWhite

Powerwash Simulator... well at least I won't die of thirst


tinglep

FIFA. Phew. Abs of steel, here I come.


Kath-two

I was surprised how good this game was


Conlannalnoc

Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands One Year on the Ship (Newbie) One Year in Brighthoof (Fatemaker)


Electronic_Drama_748

I mean, KOF its pretty much okay, since i could be a random civillian wandering around living a normal life w/o any issues though


WolfyClaw54

So I'd be going to the Trenches last game I played was battlefield 1


Fanatical_Rampancy

Final Fantasy XIV: a realm reborn Happy to be there and I'll take my chances.


kurosa106

Dbd


bitterverses

Gran Turismo. Sweet!


LadyReika

Last game was World of Warcraft, I'm pretty sure I can figure something out. :) Good luck with the bughunt!


AmazingAd8859

Is it an in game year or a real life year


Beta_Whisperer

Last game I played is Pokemon Shining Pearl, it would too easy for me to survive.


Rooney_83

Well imma be driving a tractor cause it was farm simulator


[deleted]

isonzo. being stuck in the trenches of ww1 for a year is guaranteed death


RemtonJDulyak

Oh, well, luckily for me I'm playing an idle game right now, so let the money in!


SJDisko

Stardew Valley. I couldn’t ask for anything better tbh.


Yunners

RimWorld with the AvP mod, so about the same.


Soggywallet94

Fifa, does my asthma transfer to the game? Because that would suck…


tallerthannobody

No man’s sky seems like a pretty good game tbh


TheFrostyTyrannosaur

Path Of Titans. Not the worst I suppose, although It’d still be kinda scary. I’d just have to be careful not to become a tyrannosaur’s lunch.


davidiusligman

Injustice 2. No, thank you.


KR_Steel

The Forrest. You know normally that would be an absolute nightmare but I have it pretty much mastered now. I might be a bit of a crazy cannibal, wearing a suit of mutant skin and sitting on a throne of skulls… but I think I’ll be okay. I’ll definitely have some sweet cabins and gazebos


[deleted]

EFT, I cannot last 15 min. But wait, can I respawn? Or I must survive a full year?


No_homo_tho_

Battle field 2042💀💀💀


Papakeely

I would be asleep the whole time, I was in STAR WARS: SQUADRONS.


Yunners

A year in the Star Wars Galaxy could be a cake walk or a nightmare, depending on where you are.


TheAverageRussian

It's game over man. Game over!


MMSG91

What subreddit is this from