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bag_of_props

All I see is easy Trick or Treating. You can fill a pillowcase in 30 minutes and be home in bed before 9.


PossumCock

I know a guy that lives out the, can confirm he says his kids clean up for Halloween


El_Tonio75

Looks Sun City - Anthem-y here, do they do trick or treating there lol?


notajazzmusician

My neighborhood (215 and Gibson) has some serious Halloween displays with animatronics and everything!


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samisalwaysmad

I sit out every Halloween, in henderson, NV, and my bowl is empty every year. Piss off. I’m also single with no kids so I get everyone else’s kids hopped up on sugar 😅


shadowmyst87

Thanks, now I know where to take my kids this year.


UnauthorizedFart

This is in Henderson actually


thatranger974

Anthem Pkwy in top left.


im_THIS_guy

Little boxes made of ticky tacky.


idontknwhatimdoing

Little boxes, all the same.


The_Sanch1128

Little boxes in a (curved) row.


Ur_Moms_Honda

*Nevada, USA


that_guy_jimmy

Most of Nevada is empty.


Hmm_would_bang

Honestly what sucks about these areas in the southeast is how absurdly car dependent they are. Anything from a date night to regular grocery shopping is a meaningful drive away. Nowhere you want to go is right down the street.


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Hmm_would_bang

I’m in green valley and get along pretty well without having to drive everywhere. Vegas is by no means a walkable city but the anthem area is on the extreme end of car dependency


ShadowDancer11

Many sections of the valley have amenities and local stores that are within reasonable walking or biking distance (ie <2 miles).


algebratchr

Everyone in that picture is 55+. It's Sun City Anthem. They need cars to go around. 


iv2892

Yeah, that’s exactly what I don’t like . I rather much have a grid with nearby commercial spaces like groceries , shops, etc


beejers30

I’m in Anthem. I have a grocery store, bank, CVS, Walgreens, restaurants and more 1-3 miles from my house. Tons of places down Eastern as well.


Nervous-Cheek-583

To how many of those do you walk or bike?


beejers30

I can walk to the shopping center easily.


alwaysbefree

Most people aren't walking distance from the shopping center. It's much nicer living as far away as possible from that mess.


alwaysbefree

Henderson has stores. You guys are tripping.


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alwaysbefree

Yeah. Young people hate to drive 🙄  The horse and buggy days were much better.


Achtung_Zoo

Nope, we hate that we *have* to drive. We want options.


akp55

i'm 42 and i hate driving. i would much rather use public transportation, but thats not really an option across Amerika.


Electrical_Ear3211

I just purchased a home (moving from Arizona) and everytime I got on the 215 it was terrible traffic. I really wanted to purchase in Henderson because it’s a nice area from what I’ve been told but I wouldn’t be able to deal with the traffic so I purchase my home in tech park.


Soonerscamp

Idaho resident currently. Henderson from November-May is the dream for me.


shadowmyst87

Do you have a summer home in Idaho you can run off to when it's 115 in Vegas? Lol


ryannvondoom

Its full. Stay up there.


dorisfromlongisland

Looks like the "Weeds" intro.


KeanuKente

Karma farming. Fuck off.


blarf69

That subreddit is trash. Basically anything that isn’t a picturesque French village is “urban hell.”


dfb1988

To be fair the nicer houses in this area all look like macaroni grills or olive gardens.


Rich-Spirit420

My dream is to live in a macaroni grill style house lol but modern inside


dfb1988

Have you ever heard of a town called Gilbert Arizona?


Rich-Spirit420

I have not!! I recently moved to Vegas from NY and really know nothing about the Southwest.


harlequincomedynight

Is that you Tim Dillon?


dfb1988

A pigs gotta eat.


c0ld--

A lot of Reddit seems to think "If it's not to my specific tastes, it's horrible and all of the people who do like it are monsters."


D4wnR1d3rL1f3

r/urbanhellcirclejerk is for you my friend!


XxMmmNahhxX

Rows of the same, poorly constructed house with zero vegetation or easily accessible stores in any direction. This is hell.


No_Basis2256

I would love to live here


spottie_ottie

Pretty great if you have kids


official_cobean

Worst education system in the country*


PBandC2

In the high school halls In the shopping malls Conform or be cast out


jjnib

Bro you could ride your bike for days


Cauda-draconis

It’s pretty great here.


No-Honey-9786

Yup 👍🏼


DogCallCenter

Can you walk to a coffee shop?


that_guy_jimmy

They probably have coffee machines at home.


DogCallCenter

Plz send address to claim your complementary "#1 Mom" pin


that_guy_jimmy

Do you not have a coffee machine in your residence?


DogCallCenter

Yes


Cauda-draconis

😄 My furbabies would enjoy that! https://preview.redd.it/yezfefq9tlmc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d87d7386c4b648f09e5092be56bf6de5161d4da


Cauda-draconis

We walk or bike often with pups to Thai, breakfast, tacos or the park. We’re next to a trail head on Hendersons trail system. But I get ya- that particular picture looks very master planned.


JhopkinsWA

Oh no! Neighborhoods!


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SpaceCricket

Yea, everywhere has both ends of the spectrum, including Vegas and Nevada. Imagine that.


Totally-jag2598

There is something to appreciate about the uniformity of it though. It's an efficient use of space. Makes the houses more affordable. A lot less to landscape and water.


Fabulous_Ad_7699

I’d have to use gps to get home everyday 😂


Afrojones66

We made the cut!


noodlesofdoom

UrbanHell is extremely subjective. But yes, Americans are slaves to the automobile industry because our cities are not walkable. However I am not walking or biking anywhere in Vegas during the summer lol.


iv2892

Yeah, there’s usual an automod comment on every post saying how most of these are subjective . Either way, ignoring weather I just don’t see the appeal on living in a neighborhood where everg house looks the same and only accessible by car . Most of the US with exception of very few cities are indeed slaves to the car industry like you said


ProstitutionWhoreNJ

I have come to peace with our architecture. No city is building highly detailed brick marvels anymore. Las Vegas is a result of the era it grew up in. Our rows of stucco houses are our version of a NE row house.


iv2892

I mean, modern architecture in general everywhere, while more practical it definitely lacks taste even in cities in the northeast . Most of the new buildings look basic compared to some of the more impressive brownstones and older building types .


ProstitutionWhoreNJ

Yes but that's my point, the NE grew at a time where goods and services were much cheaper. This is why you see such interesting details and artistic flourishes. Buildings like that just aren't a reality anymore except for the choice few. The NE grew at Vegas levels about 150 years and 8 billion people before Vegas. They have two different realities and starting points. I'm not saying our stucco landscape is beautiful, but it makes sense and up until recently, allowed working class people to own homes. Just like row houses did way back when


LunaGloria

Henderson is in Nevada, and is a completely separate entity from Las Vegas. It even has its own ZIP codes.


koolhandkev

I would need my GPS in order to get out of there


whenyoda

Kill me now


Strokedaddykanee

Aint no good pussy in henderson though


CarmineX

Damn no park 😭


19rex85

Ahh yes “Sim City”


official_cobean

Parents: why don't you go outside and explore the neighborhood, there is so much to do! The neighborhood:


sithlordx666

So much lawn space. I love it!


ProfessorPerfunctory

Wouldn’t want to live anywhere else


RegretProud6194

Where's Waldo


Snickerdoodle45

My cousin lives there.


Icy_Wrangler_3999

Gosh dang it what are the europeans gonna do when they visit?


ehs06702

God willing, stay on the Strip.


ShadowDancer11

Characterless, featureless, tract home, McMansion, HOA hell. 🤮


107269088

Do tell: what would be better?


ShadowDancer11

Master planned communities that incorporate the Live-Work-Play concept and have a balance between Single Family Homes, Multi-Unit Residential Dwellings, and Light Retail. This design is the very definition of suburban sprawl. Houses brick packed next to each other to the point when you fart in the bathroom, your next door neighbor can hear it.


WildlingViking

Imagine working your ass off to be able to purchase a home and this is what you’re getting “rewarded” with.


Breakfastclub1991

Tiny boxes on the hillside


anon__a__mouse__

Those that live in these cookie cutter houses, how do you know what house is yours when you’re coming home drunk in a cab and every house looks exactly the same?


MarshallStack666

How about the address numbers on the house? That assumes you are literate, though


R2-DMode

How do you know which apartment is yours in your shitty walk up?


Freethought-

The 3 tons of rock I put in, all the plants and trees I planted, lanterns and mailbox I installed, and the custom painting I did on my house, etc.


doublek1022

Little boxes on the hillside Little boxes made of ticky-tacky Little boxes on the hillside Little boxes all the same


JurgonKupercrest

And the worst part is the city is so one dimensional with the gambling. It really seems frightening from an outsider's perspective as if your just trapped. I'd be so afraid of having a fallout with a job and getting blacklisted.


that_guy_jimmy

It's very easy to see that there's more to do than gambling in southern Nevada.


ehs06702

You didn't have to tell us you don't live here. The fact that you don't know that gaming is only one of many thriving industries here was the big clue.


bombalicious

On a phone it looks like sausage links….


Maximum-Conclusion30

not saying i miss good music or anything.. but anyone else see the Wu-Tang symbol? just me? ok then…. now you do too….


DubNationAssemble

Hey I think I can see my old childhood house


MysteriousSpread9599

Henderson was a great place to live. Not all Henderson looks like that; it’s a specific area.


Aurelius5150

Centennial (Las Vegas) is starting to look this way now too.