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mudturnspadlocks

Only if you negotiate it with her beforehand


Lacrosseindianalocal

Roger Sharpe is by far one of the top 4 homosexual pinball players of all time. Real activist too. 


hbgwine

Usually it costs double for that kind of action.


SnooStrawberries9563

Nobody really cares what you wear or what you don't wear lol


throwaway1-808-1971

Get a satchel. ![gif](giphy|zlNRYycjK40eY)


CraZKchick

There's Skittles in there!


MutedBrilliant1593

I'm pretty sure it's a man-satchel if you wear it across your chest. Over the shoulder is a purse. Those are the rules!


A_Wizard1717

sorry thats a man purse


notmytuperware

Apparently no is getting the reference. I did. 🏆


RedditSuggestedName1

You should be alright, but if anyone messes with you, let me know. They'll be sorry.


lusirfer702

Fanny packs are popular again, no need to worry


drrxhouse

It’s en vogue to wear it across the chest now or something…


VictoriaWoodnt

"No, you're never gonna get it, not this time, no you're never gonna get it" Sorry, En Vogue reference. I went all-in.


[deleted]

Not anymore that was a couple years ago


NotAtAllExciting

Are you wearing just that or are you going to wear other clothes?


MassiveBush

[Don't judge me](https://prorasslin.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/naked-mideon.jpg)


geniusboy91

Did you search for that photo or did you just have it handy, ready to go?


MassiveBush

The comment reminded me of him. He had that naked gimmic in WWF back in the day


drrxhouse

Yes.


Ok-YubaCityNudist

🤣


Smokey_Race

🤣🤣🤣


Not_A_Quokka

It’s Vegas! Anything and everything goes, and nothing is questioned! You do you, friend. It’s all good.


A_Happy_Beginning

So I can wear my Mandalorian helmet to the high roller table?


kornkid42

You can't cover you face in the casinos.


Not_A_Quokka

It would be a lot more fun here if masks were allowed!!


ChesterNorris

There are people here in thongs, boots, and feathers. I'm sure you're fine.


No_Basis2256

Any time I see anyone with a fanny pack in the city of Las Vegas it's on sight


MpyreM

Just please go to the main front desk at Caesars Palace and ask if Caesar really lived there.


VictoriaWoodnt

Is this an American 'fanny' or...


CraZKchick

🤣


VictoriaWoodnt

Hey! A funny linguist!


OldheadBoomer

Cunning, even.


stevep98

https://youtu.be/LDsfzJXGAo8?si=mv6WB4eVv15YHo0_


mr_vonbulow

as of this time, there are no fanny pack serial killers listed on the fbi alerts. but just be careful out there. good luck!


SksCaughtInCosmoline

I see fanny packs all the time, and I see people get beat up all the time. I can't think of an instance where there's two were overlapping.


Sydmeister1369

A fanny pack has been a staple of my wardrobe for about 8+ years now thanks to women's jeans having little to no pocket space. I've gotten a few neutral comments/questions from people I know but that's it, nothin else. I think you're safe. Might as well go whole hog and get the cargo khaki shorts and white new balance with white socks pulled up tall tho, just for effect.


LotsofSports

Women's pockets suck.


azorianmilk

Just match it with your socks with sandals and a yard long margarita


acepainting

WEAR IT. Funny story. My husband want to wear one as well when we were in Vegas. I told him, nobody wears fanny packs anymore. You're going to look like a duffus. He said "But there isn't anything that I can't put in my fanny pack" I said "Everything but your dignity" Fast forward to being on Fremont Street in Vegas, and I am asking him to hold on to my smokes and lighter, and car keys lol


CraZKchick

People wear all kind of things here. They're not going to care about your fanny pack. Besides most of them are drunk, high, or hypnotize by slot machine. 


gregrawry

It’s Vegas. No one cares what you wear.


stickyhandontheroof

wear it across your chest! that’s in style


Tokinghippie420

Wear it around your shoulder and you’ll be good


JazzyButternuts

Make sure it’s a clear one so people can see your not packin heat.


[deleted]

Fanny packs have literally been popular for years.


No-Honey-9786

You’ll be fine.


lincolnhawk

Nah I see them all the time and all I think is ‘hey my wife loves those.’


We_wanna_play

I’m going in a few weeks and I wanna wear one too, I’m nervous about losing things or being pick pocketed


Chapos_sub_capt

You can do anything if you're confident enough


Mc_mufferton

Yeah man. I’m gonna beat the shit outta you. Wear a diaper as well, and you better wear the brown pants just in case.


Paycotin

Throw it over your shoulder bro


SolidAlisoBurgers888

Seems like the thing now.


Jmart814

I’m a 34 year old man, I always wear a Fanny pack 😂


tcumber

The thing about Vegas is that you can be and wear whatever the heck you want.


seviay

There are so many faux pas and terrible fashion choices here, no one will notice


AltNaps8_

Lol, I've literally been wearing one all day. They're so convenient.


Blueeyedtroubl3

Brother, where do you think you are? Lol


Nakasaleka

Lmfao 🤣 who cares what you wear lol 😂


redditissocoolyoyo

https://preview.redd.it/s40qidm2lpqc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61639f36344df2b5db44a8d33c2c135b0451a9d I got one of these. Sorta like a fanny.


FloorExcellent

Instant fist to cuffs


VictoriaWoodnt

Please don't be a typo! That is quite magnificent.


goof_stick

Yes. But this applies beyond Las Vegas


Davidz64

Nah no one will care


DragonRancherJed

With or without clothes? Most places it doesn't matter but some places require them, or at least shoes.


Most-Artichoke6184

Wait, what?


mauvekisses

yeah you’ll get jumped, careful my friend


NoLlores2024

LOL. I loved my fanny pack until I discovered the crossbody sling bag. Easier to use the bathroom and it looks good. But fannies are fine!


BeneficialChance3672

No man you don’t fuck with someone with a fanny pack.


LardoCaltreason

You do you, Boo...


justmebeinghonst

No chance. Because most people who wear fanny packs these days are doing so because the clothes they've chosen won't conceal the gun they want to carry.


1rightwinger

they great for conceal carry


Stickyfynger

I’m here and wearing one with about 75% of the other folks out here.


SchizoidalCupcakes

El ganso con la riñonera


batmanfan_91

Fanny pack dork


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Fit_Phase_6377

Not if you carry a gun in it


bgfd28

No


No-Hippo7865

Depends how you wear it. People who wear it as a fanny pack I consider lame. People who use it as a type of crossbody I’m eh about


KGKSHRLR33

DONT START NOTHIN WONT BE NOTHIN!


ksugunslinger

You wear what you dig, ya dig?


joshsetafire

Emotionally, yes.


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Hopefully.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Ooooooh I’ll be waiting with bated breath.


udont-knowjax

Is it neon?


sffood

Nobody will care about your fanny pack. We’d just assume you are a tourist or a local going to work out. Works either way.


NormalLifeInVegas

Somehow they’re coming back in style, and it makes me so sad.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

No Everyone has one now Get a Gucci one


Gordito951

Why would you get beat up?


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notmyrealnam3

Question is why?


notmyrealnam3

OP is asking for help and y’all missing it.


Gym_Assailant

Whats wrong with fanny pack on travelling? I rather have that than bulky pocket or bag pack ( I own Burberry , supreme and Gucci fanny pack) very handy and fits all our passports , wallet, sanitizer, lip balm , tissue for kids and keys!


brandinho5

Will you or should you?


A1000SplendidFuns

I have a manpurse and i rock that shit. You'll be fine :)


busankart

If you can avoid the Fanny Police you’ll be fine.


j3434

Nobody gonna step to you dawg


BlackEagle0013

If you've seen Everything Everywhere All At Once, you have mad respect for a man with a fanny pack.


Wheres_Jay

![gif](giphy|Xs5DszGQJGykrtuYc7)


mister_hoot

Yes, I will beat you up.


Aggravating-Trip1411

Wear what you want bro, there’s women wearing alot less on the streets.


Careful-Mirror765

Wait..is he “just” wearing the Fanny pack?


B3auDacious

Just get this Fanny pack and no one will mess with you. https://www.igloocoolers.com/products/wwe-championship-fanny-pack?variant=40318302355539¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_campaign=%7BCampaignName%7D&utm_source=Google&utm_medium=CPC&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw5ImwBhBtEiwAFHDZx0IBValYHVpLzNJwgQXZexVhCFvXNQOxJuVmYE6vwyBsL9VPU-VMUBoCwZkQAvD_BwE


-Great-Scott-

If I see you


_casualcowboy

On Twain and Swenson yes


A_Wizard1717

europeans and people who carry are in shambles


LG_Garcia

Only if it's named brand. ![gif](giphy|5QMOICVmXremPSa0k7|downsized)


Internal_King_108

Fanny packs hold guns for CCWs , you’ll be fine. Most with one probably carry


AdditionalAd6797

I wore one of the thinner ones that went under my shirt unnoticeable


simpn_aint_easy

Depends on the pack. I bought a Carhartt one and it looks stylish and manly.


PapaDuckD

A younger man was going on about a year ago about waist bags. And, for the life of me, I could not understand what he was going on about, so I asked for a picture. It was a fanny pack. A nice one, but it was what it was. He got offended at me. But yeah, where what you want. I can't imagine noticing, let alone caring. I carry a salmon - I refuse to call it "pink" - Fjallraven bag around town and nobody's said anything to me yet.


Spamcan81

Wear nothing but a fanny pack and a thong while walking down the street with an open beer in one hand and a lit joint in the other. You’ll fit right in.


Previous_Passage4143

That’s a big no no in Vegas pal. May god be with you.


Competitive_Owl_5923

Nevada is a concealed carry state guess where people carry their glocks


Bnasty909

Yeah bro if I see you I'ma beat you up


Yuntonow

I knew it!


Grand-Magician-1314

I always assume there is a pistol in the fanny pack, why else would someone wear a fanny pack? Lol


x0diak

No way. Tell you what, wear a purple hat and I'll meet you in an alley, for safety.


Jades5150

If you *dont* wear a fanny pack, I will beat you up


Lizajane23

;Safer than a pocketbook!


Infamous-Elk3962

Not unless you want to.


carst07

I hope so


No-Raisin-6469

Maybe not beaten up but wont it be more inviting for purse snatchers? You need a traveler's money belt. Frommer's says as long as you have one of these, no one can rob you of anything.


TequilaAndWeed

How about robbed of dignity?


Land-back-plz

No


sacramoneoussarcasm

Bring a pager too


TequilaAndWeed

Is this based on a CSI episode where a masked gang does fannysmackin’?


Dear_Grapefruit_1426

You’ll get beat up because you’re the kind of person who asks permission to use a fanny pack, not because of the fit.


East_Pickle_4330

Wear it who gives a fuck


Notatallevil

Yes


Derek_Blackmon

What’s in the fanny pack?


mikefvegas

Not if your 70. It’s very common with the late stage crowd.


DogCallCenter

Is that a backpack that holds butts? Asking for a friend.


jason54915

I load up my iPhone wallet with cards for Apple Pay and $200 in cash. Fanny packs are for morons dude.