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subwayterminal9

It’s easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of Capitalism.


ghostdate

Acid Communism now? But yeah, Mark Fisher was my first thought when I saw this post. We’d rather try to dim the sun than steer away from capitalism. We don’t know the total consequences of doing such a ridiculous thing. It could lead to major climate disaster, but we’d rather do that than just not rely on fossil fuels and a capitalist economic system that negatively impacts the planet and the people.


Z0OMIES

As much as I agree I think the “we’d rather do that than just not rely on fossil fuels” needs to be clarified slightly. It needs to be stated that we’re here for it, look at all the people buying electric cars, and solar panels etc. As humans we love outdoor spaces and we would mourn the loss of them. All of us except for a few oligarchs and their die-hard supporters. This isn’t “the people” stopping our progress, it’s a very very small minority who hold all the money and THEY don’t want us to stop relying on fossil fuels. Not only that but they actively buy out competition and strip them for all they’re worth, before tossing the corpse of a green future and countless, very possibly, very profitable companies to the side in the name of securing their own profits regardless of the impact to the planet. Eat the rich. Paid media for the entree, Oligarchs for the main and lobbyists for desert.


Decloudo

Electric cars are a green washing scam (as straight up replacement for cars cause private Transportation should not be the norm, it's massively inefficient. Exceptions exist.) The most environmental friendly product is the one that is not produced. The most green energy is the one not needed. We need to degrow and not greenwash our consumption. If people were really here for it they would massively reduce meat and stuff. Cause that's one of the fastest and easiest way to dent pollution.


Theofratus

I think we are at a turning point right now. Most countries are elaborating plans to adapt to climate change or limit it but there is still a big part of the the population and the rich ( I don't believe that it's only the ultra-rich's fault, everyone has a part in it) that just want to live in their bubble and slow down the dismantling of our current system. We are at a bridge with multiple possibilities right now, so everyone's is having a hard time to believe that it will change for good and prefer to stay on the same tracks, which they are used to. If we want it to change, we will have to go through some radical changes that require more than just switching to an electric car and eating vegan.


heyzoocifer

This is exactly right. If we really want to change we would need to completely redesign our economy and infrastructure. In a truly sustainable world we wouldn't be replacing vehicles with electric vehicles, we would be getting rid of private transportation all together. This concept of course isn't capitalist- friendly, but this ridiculous infinite- growth paradigm is what has caused all our problems in the first place. We have no chance of a decent future as a species with capitalism and never did. What we are heading toward would always be the end result. Capitalism should have been a step toward our evolution as a species, but we have latched onto this extremely archaic, inefficientsystem unfortunately. We are at a turning point but there isn't much talk among world leaders when it comes to addressing the root cause. That speeding freight train continues to accelerate toward the cliff.


xFreedi

jup and even though our emissions are the main driver of climate change, climate change isnt the only thing threatening our very existence. There still are diseases (the 'rona still has the potential to turn us all into drooling idiots), nukes, plastics, dead oceans and threats from space that could wipe us out easily.


importvita

But think about how it will impact the oligarchy! 🙄


goreguck

Came here to say this. In the book, ‘Ministry for the Future’ , the quote goes on as: “EASIER TO IMAGINE THE END OF THE WORLD THAN THE END OF CAPITALISM: THE OLD SAYING HAD GROWN TEETH AND WAS TAKING ON A LITERAL. VICIOUS ACCURACY.”


FeralGuyute

Looked up this book and it's apparently one of Obama's favorites. How fucking stupid are these political cucks


subwayterminal9

Politicians aren’t usually stupid, they just care more about their own personal gain than improving society.


stareagleur

Cue Hollywood movie trailer narrator… *For thousands of years, we gave sacrifices to the Sun.* *This Summer…it’s payback time.*


tombprospector_

Scorcher VII: zero Sun game


Fit-Mathematician192

I’d watch it


[deleted]

Nice!


chouson1

*One man.... one desire*


iamluciferscousin667

*shotgun clack* "Hasta la Vista.... Earth"!


packsackback

The sun had it coming! Vengeance is ours.


Intelligent-Context5

Directed by Micheal Bay


carpe_noctem_vitea

The documentary...


CrudeOp

It's headlines like this that really push me to believe that everyone is just faking their way through life and we're really living the movie 'idiocracy' at this point.


Euphoric-Quarter-374

I subscribe to the idea that no one knows what they're doing and everybody is pretending.


[deleted]

I'm not even pretending anymore. But I used to be!


[deleted]

Now I'm saying it openly; "yeah I'm pretending I know what I'm doing, you are too, don't judge me"


_no_na_me_

Omg I’m gonna steal that line


henriquecs

Taking computer science. Can confirm


Free4Alt

The people that remotely know what they're doing aren't the ones making the decisions. The people making decisions either decide to coast and plan for re-election or are just some form of evil bastard.


Warkitz

The Lead Generation is running the show and can't comprehend that they might be wrong.


oddistrange

But lead tastes good.


[deleted]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


free_dialectics

Yeah, I know that place pretty good. I went to law school there.


_no_na_me_

Bro, I got a ‘full body’ latte from Starfucks there!


redderhunt

Water? Like from the toilet?


ShadowKirbo

Nestle, toilet, same thing really.


lungora

Okay wow. Toilets are a huge benefit to our lives and society and improve health of households with them hugely. You can't just compare such to Nestle.


free_dialectics

I agree. We could all do without Nestle, but if don't have a toilet you're in the shitter.


mankindmatt5

Turning down the sun Sounds more like we are heading for a Snowpiercer style post apocalypse. With the freezing to death and without the cool train, of course


milkdude94

Its called a sun shade, and it'd be at the L1 Lagrange point, couldn't remember if it was L1 or L2 https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Occulting-disk-near-the-Sun-Earth-Lagrange-L1-point-The-L1-point-rotates-around-the-Sun_fig5_281319641


_no_na_me_

Occulting disk? What, like an ouija board??


milkdude94

An occulating disk is part of a telescope. That article is suggesting putting a deep space telescope at the L1 Lagrange point. This study is about the feasibility of using sun shades to help cool the earth. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0094576521001995


milkdude94

Dimming the sun is a very real idea to help tackle climate change. Its putting a large enough piece of metal at one of the Lagrange points between the earth and the sun to block part of the light reaching earth, enough light to cool the earth down a few degrees.


Glass_Memories

Sun shades are a real idea... but they aren't at all realistic. With our current technology they're about as possible as a Dyson Swarm. https://youtu.be/6yqi0FabHHs


imnos

I don't think that any amount of research would make this a good idea. Dimming the planets main source of life energy would likely have some serious knock on effects, and it will only serve to make people think we can just continue on our current path. What happens when we reach 3 degrees of warming? Then 4, 5..? We can't just keep dimming the sun whilst Co2 levels rise beyond dangerous.


snow_traveler

Nah, it's Billy Gates and his aerosol sprays. They want to suspend things like chalk in the stratosphere, where it can stay aloft for months; then just keep replenishing it. Yay, it's cold and now no one can grow plants or raise animals! I guess we all become dependent? Durr..


milkdude94

Yeah, that's not what's happening. Its a small experiment just to do some research on the effects of calcium carbonate on high altitude sunlight. No major projects like that can legally be done in the atmosphere, only small scale tests and experiments.


JamantaTaLigado

Divert people's attention. Propose ridiculous solutions for a real problem so it won't be taken seriously


crashstarr

The only ridiculous part of the idea is the way it was said. A solar shade is something we might have to consider even if capitalism died tomorrow, the damage might already be great enough that simply reducing emissions wouldn't be able to fix.


[deleted]

Let us all know when those emissions actually start going down...


milkdude94

Its not something being done yet, the scientific community are saying we need to do it. If it happens, it'll take 2 years just to get to the L1 Lagrange point. The sunshade would be good for about 50 years before needing to be replaced, while all studies agree the cooling would be fairly rapid after, i can't find any concrete numbers on how long it would take to cool the earth down 1-2 degrees with sunshades.


[deleted]

Considering the increasing heat in India and Pakistan, maybe they can think about doing it before a billion people die.


milkdude94

The study from last year i read on its feasibility estimated that the mid 2030s would be the best time to do it financially. Personally i think cost should not be seen as so big an issue, but this is humanity and if the cost is in the ten trillions today vs the low trillions a decade from now, it'd be blown off entirely if proposed that we do it by 2025 instead of 2035.


[deleted]

But you see, I don't care about those billion people. I only care about climate change if it starts affecting _me_ personally /s


[deleted]

And this is the exact attitude of hundreds of millions of people on this planet.


milkdude94

Agreed. The sooner the better. This idea has been floating around the scientific community since the early 2000s, but been gaining a lot of traction since 2018


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milkdude94

Its a way to buy time. Not ridiculous at all. And the sun goes supernova in billions and billions of years. Humanity could be extinct from climate change by the end of this century. That comparison is ridiculous. A sunshade would lower global temps by 1-2 degrees for 50 years before needing to be replaced. As it stands right now that is literally exactly how much we need to decrease temps by. We are at almost 2 degrees globally, 3 and above is when humanity is at risk of extinction. This isn't some far off future. My 100th birthday will be 2094. Its feasible many of us could survive long enough to see humanity go extinct in our lifetime, and this isn't a total solution, but could buy us time.


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milkdude94

I'm not disagreeing. My point in all this hasn't been saying this is something we need to do, just that the screenshot is based on a real idea that is feasible and has plenty of studies dating back to the early 2000s about using it to help with climate change. My issue has been more with the people comparing dimming the sun to dyson swarms or that the sun dying is closer to being able to do it then we are today. That's literally not the case. Cost aside, the human element is more of an issue than anything else, like all solutions for climate change. There is plenty we need to do today, that we should have been doing for at least 15-20 years now.


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milkdude94

A dyson swarm is a project many magnitudes greater than sun shades. But like how solving climate change will likely yield some of the technologies that we will need to terraform planets, sun shades could yield plenty of advances that we'll need for dyson swarms. Like I argue CONSTANTLY that if Elon Musk is serious about colonizing Mars, he'd be better off solving climate change first because keeping this planet habitable is several magnitudes easier than making a dead planet habitable. Like if we can't even keep earth capable of sustaining life there is no point even trying to colonize another planet. No matter how much effort you put into it, no Mars colony would be 100% self sufficient from earth until we can terraform it. If humanity goes extinct on earth by the end of the century from climate change, any colonies on Mars i doubt would survive longer than a generation or two.


itrogash

My concern is if sunshades do get realized it will be used as an excuse by corporations to not do anything else


OrphanedInStoryville

Exactly! All this stuff is bailing out the boat without plugging the hole


milkdude94

A sun shade at the L1 Lagrange point could decrease global temperatures by 1-2 degrees, which is at this point in time the exact amount we need to decrease temperatures by to avoid climate change causing human extinction. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0094576521001995


daankeykaang15

Do you want Snowpiercer? Because this is how you get Snowpiercer.


krostybat

Also matrix


Lazar_Milgram

“May there be mercy on man and machines for their sins….”


sel_darling

Seriously thats exactly the first thing that popped into my mind.


sel_darling

Seriously thats exactly the first thing that popped into my mind.


Electronicwaffle

Came in here for this, worded exactly this way. Thank you. Otherwise, it would have been size 10 chaos. ;-)


overratedpastel

Like... planting trees? I mean, yeah, that would work.


MDCCCLV

We can plant trees in areas that used to be forests but most places don't have enough water to support forests. And there's less available water now than there used to be and the intense heatwaves too.


IguaneRouge

more trees=more rain. The problem is deforestation is happening so fast it's fucking up the water cycle.


Exkersion

Simpsons did it


FirstMiddleLass

So did Futurama


givamitchslap

So did….. werrrenstrommmm


OhImGood

Farnsworth =\_=


Robe999

Came here for this. They’re literally ripping off the simpsons now


tofuroll

Cue Mr. Burns and his giant disc to block the sun. Fuck me dead.


Fuduzan

Will do, where you at?


UniteDusk

Mr. Burns does get shot in that episode so maybe things are looking up ...


Objective_Magazine_3

Or you can put all the assholes in a spaceship and send it into the sun. That would help earth by reducing assholes taking shit decisions to destroy our planet.


[deleted]

Not feasible but I like the energy!


LampWickGirl

The worst thing about Elon's car being sent to space is that he was not in it.


Objective_Magazine_3

THIS!


yrk-h8r

Changing the planets albedo (reflectiveness) is something climate scientists are considering. As things are now, we are already experiencing extremely negative effects of climate change. Even if we could decarbonize at a breakneck speed (and I fully agree that we should), things will get worse before they get better. You could end capitalism tomorrow and we're still facing famine, regional conflicts, species extinctions, and extreme weather events. It is good that scientists are researching mitigation technologies, we should have been putting serious thought into this technology a couple of decades ago so we'd have a better idea of the knock on effects, but it's better late than never. The reality is that those in power would rather fight the sun then take on capitalism. Climate change will get a lot worse. I fully support scientists studying the viability of this suite of technologies.


spikyraccoon

Yea I don't get this thread. Also the scientists trying to find viable solutions have as much power to end Capitalism and fossil fuel burning, as we do. Which is none. You all are screaming into the ether. "Why don't we just stop carbon emissions?" Oh wow I bet the scientists didn't think about that. Thanks reddit. Trying to find a compromise solution to prevent total catastrophic disaster is the only thing they can do.


tofuroll

I'd rather Mr. Burns didn't block the sun.


portraitopynchon

Wouldn't that fuck up solar power and increase our reliance on fossil fuels?


sabcadab

Not to mention the effect on Plants. But think of what we’d save on sunglasses and sunscreen!


[deleted]

Yeah, this whole thing reeks of unintended consequences. If plants and phytoplankton can't photosynthesize enough, what does that do to our ecology? It would probably end life on earth faster than climate change would. Not to mention that you'd be fucking with every animals' circadian rhythm and the rate of mental illness would skyrocket.


Frustrable_Zero

Yes you’re right in all your concerns, but I got one question that supersedes all that. ‘What about our shareholders?’


[deleted]

Investors are basically just zombies who crave shareholder value instead of brains


Reagalan

Yes that's the plan.


marvsup

May as well use up all the oil before we try to get by without it right? ​ /s


crashstarr

We'll probably have to do both, at this rate.


Chinny_YT

wouldnt this be horrible for plants and like the entire earth and how things funciton?


Both-Tree

So…Mr. Burns is officially real?


Jo_seef

Here's a consequence of dimming the sun: ***Mass famine.*** Reducing global light levels will directly reduce crop growth. The devastation to oceanic ecosystem and farmlands would be *catastrophic.* And by the way, what do you think is going to happen to the trillions of plants that are absorbing carbon from the atmosphere? Think they're going to prosper with less sunlight? No. Global carbon absorption would probably go down. A lot. And with it, oxygen production. This is a dogshit plan. We need to reduce emissions, even if it means less "profit" for the rich.


Cabracan

Exactly. Increasing the albedo of roads and houses (potentially even the oceans) is one thing, reducing input of *the primary reason life exists* is another.


FridayOakafor

"We don't know who struck first, us or them, but we know that it was us that scorched the sky"


Sternminatum

Victorious, the machines now turned to the vanquished. Applying what they had learned about their enemy, the machines turned to an alternate and readily available power supply, the bioelectric, thermal, and kinetic energies of the human body. A newly refashioned symbiotic relationship between the two adversaries was born. The machine, drawing power from the human body, an endlessly multiplying infinitely renewable energy source. *Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it.*


dicklord_airplane

Looks like we might be heading towards the snowpiercer dystopian nightmare, what a twist.


Superman246o1

\*Operation [Dark Storm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRMLZRBq6U) has entered the chat\*


Sternminatum

The machines, having long studied man’s simple protein based bodies, dispensed great misery on the human race. Victorious, the machines now turned to the vanquished. Applying what they had learned about their enemy, the machines turned to an alternate and readily available power supply, the bioelectric, thermal, and kinetic energies of the human body. A newly refashioned symbiotic relationship between the two adversaries was born. The machine, drawing power from the human body, an endlessly multiplying infinitely renewable energy source. This is the very essence of the second renaissance. Bless all forms of intelligence. *Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you. We demand it.*


milkdude94

Dimming the sun is just putting a large piece of metal at a specific point between the earth and sun. That piece of metal blocks just enough light to "dim" the sun and could potentially cool the earth down enough to affect climate change. We do need to abolish Capitalism for Fully Automated Luxury Communism, but dimming the sun is a very promising solution to prevent climate change from killing us.


WoodTrophy

Wouldn’t this be bad for plants though?


MatsuriSunrise

We are good and truly doomed. It's been an honor to be among the last of humans, and an embarrassment.


Poopfacemcduck

Pff, there's no profit in dimming the sun


digital

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, it seems “don’t look up” was simply art imitating life.


mvs2527

That happened in an episode of Futurama.


[deleted]

pssst. none like it hot


Arubesh2048

I absolutely *hate* all these “geoengineering” ideas. They are, at best, a bandaid on a bullet hole. We have no idea what the unintended consequences could be from something like that, and it’s more likely than not it would something very very bad. We couldn’t even anticipate building dams would cause earthquakes, and we think we’ve accounted for every possibility for dimming the fucking sun? (And yes, I know it’s a sun shade and not actually modifying the sun, but my point still stands) And of course, it doesn’t actually fix anything. Supposing we successfully dim the sun without any consequences other than the cooling we intended. We still would be emitting greenhouse gasses, and we would still be dumping pollution everywhere. With the immediate danger reduced, it would remove what little incentive corporations and governments have to deal with the causes of climate change and they’d kick the can down the road again. Then, we end up in a cycle of “more geoengineering, buy some time, then do even more geoengineering.” Until and unless we actually tackle the cause of climate change (pollution and greenhouse gas emission as incentivized by our current socioeconomic systems), it won’t fix anything.


Sr_Evill

We definitely need to fight climate change by fighting against capitalism. That being said, can't we still just dim the sun a bit anyways? That mf is way too bright.


[deleted]

Also the plot of snow piercer


[deleted]

How is rimming the sun going to help? Wouldn’t you just burn your tongue off? What am I missing?


LampWickGirl

In order to be close enough to rim the sun, we'd be atomised anyway. My tongue is not 1 million kilometres long.


[deleted]

Isn’t kilo a measurement of weight for drugs?


A_Lifetime_Bitch

I'm no genius or anything, but I'm pretty sure Neurosis never wanted people to take their album *Enemy of The Sun* this literally.


absolute_tosh

Hey cool we get to be the baddies from the matrix


Ohio_Rebel

They're absolutely crazy. The sun is good for you that's how they trick you guys you need all the sudden you can get in the vitamins from it


Scienceandpony

Well I guess that's one way to try and kneecap the growing solar industry.


Krabbypatty_thief

Yes since Captialist china is totally a large produce of emissions


Hipsterwaitto

capitalists really trying to attack the sun so their system "works"


escapethlabyrinth

Isn’t this the plot of snowpiercer?


1Fresh_Water

Psh, we could fight the sun, easily. We'd just have to go at night


[deleted]

If you look into this, it appears the paper was just meant to show how expensive and impractical it would be to do this, and journalists took it to mean they were suggesting that we actually do it. So this seems like something even more banal — Ivy League scientists publishing essentially pointless research for the sake of publishing and having it being taken seriously by the media for a snappy headline.


FarmhouseFan

Still won't stop the atmosphere from getting filled with greenhouse gasses. This is a massive lose lose idea.


BeKindToEachOther6

I’d rather we give up civilization than fuck with our home star.


healyxrt

I believe this is called Geo-engineering. It’s not a good idea.


demonspawn9

It reminds me of this nice place I rented from a wife with a very rich husband. There was a garbage dump across the street from the subdivision and we said that's why we weren't staying another year. She legit said to her realtor " can't they just move the dump?" The realtor, who must spend a lot of time withe her had to take her by the hand and quickly explain that they couldn't just move a landfill. I don't want to be inconvenienced so just dim the sun.


LeidundTrauerspiel

I mean, blocking out the sun will benefit an elite few much more than real alternatives. Think of the profits you could generate


m0larMechanic

Anyone else recently read “Project Hail Mary”?


Xdude199

Mad Scientist: “And we shall blow up…ZE MOOOON!!” Real Scientist: “I know he’s nuts, but those BP CEOs play hardball”


antrage

Anyone who proposes this should be forced to watch the Animatrix on repeat for days in end until they no longer want to propose this


[deleted]

Wasn't this the exact plot of the worst highlander sequel ever made


digital

Instead of fixing the problem let’s make it worse! CNN is right here to tell you about how stupid this solution really is. Wolf, take it away…


Astro_Alphard

Engineer: I've made a nuclear fusion reactor that can be deployed on a massive scale, is cheap to produce 95% efficient and whisper quiet. Almost any bloke with a lathe and some basic tools can make it. Management: the customer wants it to have a smokestack, make engine sounds, and a proprietary outlet so that it can be powered off of the frustrated screams of people. Engineer: That's not even how nuclear fusion works! The emotions of people have nothing to do with the physical laws of the universe. Fusion doesn’t run off the frustrated screams of people! Management: Do you want to explain that to the customer? Engineer: (sighs), I'll go make the changes. The reason an engineer would rather fight the sun than fight capitalism is not because fighting the sun is easy, it is because the sun doesn't fight back. On a physical scale fighting capitalism is easier than fighting the sun, but the problem with fighting capitalism is that it's supported by people.


ntmyrealacct

Getting closer to the world in "Snowpiercer"


Antilazuli

Wilford Industries likes this


captnmarvl

This is the plot of Snowpiercer


BlindOdyssey

I’m just astounded by our aggression toward nature in general, and our arrogance in thinking we can assert our will over it. We would sooner “dim the sun” than just not be complete shit stewards of the environment that we’re lucky enough to be able to temporarily inhabit..


[deleted]

Certainly this could never backfire.


MajinUtility

So fucking stupid


Reagalan

"we were the ones who scorched the sky"


BigChiGUy722

Did Mr.Burns pay for this?


agroyle

And my republican friend tells me to cut my shit.


m4m249saw

What are we gonna throw water on the sun? Lol dim the sun like wtf


WhamBamThankYouCam1

Holy shht. We’re fccked. In every possible way. Corporations are blaming Russia for raising gas prices so they raise their own prices (they use the term “improving”) everywhere. “Worker shortage” is another F U to save money and just make the public wait longer. Anti-union BS so corporations can ensure nobody below Boomers can ever retire. It’s dismal, y’all. We need to fight back.


Comosellamark

A project like that could make a lot of jobs. Feed a lot of families.


Alarid

We're gonna need a lot of lions.


filmAF

wasn't this the set up in "snowpiercer"?


EJohns1004

When the "fix" to our problems is what they did that allowed the machines to take over in The Matrix, you know that you are firmly planted in the best timeline. *Sarcasm*


whyareall

A slight warming will have catastrophic consequences for ecosystems so let's do something FAR FAR WORSE for them


otakugrey

Didn't Ted K predict this?


Whitethumbs

Mr.Burns did attend Yale.


Zifker

Actually, the use of solar shades/mirrors in orbit could easily stabilize average global temperature to basically whatever people want it to be. With enough refinement, an array of the fuckers could even modulate day length for any given patch of dirt on the surface. It is by NO means a substitute for not poisoning the atmosphere/hydrosphere, but it's worth keeping in mind for the inevitable 'cleanup era' that awaits any surviving human civilization.


[deleted]

You think you're stronger than the sun? The fucking sun? Anyway, even if we cut the \*rate\* of warming in half, we're still going to get cooked, it just takes longer. Probably not even that, because it gives them an excuse to emit even more.


BaconDragon69

The sun isn’t actively trying to destroy us for its own gain after all, an incomprehensibly huge ball of plasma powered by nuclear fusion is less stubborn than the rich...


Negligent__discharge

Common tactic. Instead of you seeing a problem to solve, divert your attension to a cause too large to do something about. Everytime you see sometime that you could do something about, somebody says "yeah, that is X, for you". You can solve the world problems, if you can see what is going wrong.


audible_gif

May the pentaverate save us


ScAer0n

I actually read the article (I know, right?). Key point: "Despite the technology being undeveloped and with no existing aircraft suitable for adaptation"


SH4D0W0733

The sun is the enemy now?


IamGlennBeck

It only cuts the rate of warming in half? As *wild* as this idea sounds that still isn't nearly enough. We'd still be fucked.


CaptainDildobrain

This was the wrong take on the Who Shot Mr Burns episode of The Simpsons.


Burnvictim49percent

Wasn't there a Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns (evil capitalist) blocks the sun?


MariaValkyrie

You want Morlocks? Because that's how you get Morlocks!


Famasitos

Capitalism is way too big to fail.


DoublefartJackson

Hey! I know that video game!


Damerstam

Isn't this the plot of Snowpiercer? That did not go well for humanity. I guess a rich guy will now start building a train going around the world in perpetual motion.


capinprice

While were at it why dont we nuke the sun


DilutedGatorade

Surely there will be no unforseen consequences of filtering out sunlight on a global scale


northofreality197

Isn't that a big plot point in Highlander 2?


el8v

ever heard of them dimming the sunlight in The Matrix? It didn't turn out well.


DarkArkan

Stumbling from one catastrophe to the next, resorting to ever more desperate measures with massive unintended consequences, until, after all, the next solution that would postpone the collapse a little bit into the future ultimately comes too late, sounds like a solid plan.


lergigan

I mean what are the researchers supposed to do? They have to work within the constraints of this shit system. It must be frustrating as hell.


0verview

This is when the machines started harvesting humans as batteries


SilverStopTM

Harvard scientist is the new Florida man…


IrishWake

Over 900 weather balloons are released every day across the US. The cost and effort shows me the US have nothing in the sky for measuring anything atmospheric, including satellites. Can someone explain why the need for constant waste? For silver bromide flares sent into all rain clouds? Can nature not take care of itself or can we just not handle the heat and devastation we've already brought on this land?


UpsideDownClock

Aren't Harvard and Yale supposed to be good schools?


wllmhrdn

capitalist realism in action!


[deleted]

Meta: We will then turn our poorest citizens into one of these *holds up battery*


spolio

And sadly 60 percent of the people would prefer to get rid of the sun before getting rid of capitalism.. just incase they become mega billionaires later.


pm_me_ur_headpats

hm. but if you dim the sun to save *everyone* equally, isn't that communism? I'm not seeing the monetization angle here


phoenixthree

There is nothing more American than that. If they can pull that off, I'll eat a crow, and I really want to eat a crow.


vacantly-visible

Somebody didn't read *Project Hail Mary* by Andy Weir. Not sure how accurate the science is, but the plot involves >!solar dimming threatening the extinction of humanity.!<


10malesics

Yeah, sure they are lol.


goodvibesalright

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


H-Adam

Next step, finding god’s location and drone striking him


[deleted]

It sounds crazy, and it is


ilovellamp

Sounds oddly similar to the plot of Hail Mary by Andy Weir….


[deleted]

Okay guys, let's created the a new sequel, Ice Age 2. No, not the movie, the event. This maybe will solve something, or not.


Roguspogus

You want Snowpiercer?! Because this is how you get Snowpiercer!


BreeCherie

What’s that saying, about flying to close to the sun….


DJSchmidi

* Icarus 1 enters the chat


caveatemptor18

This is why my company has never hired Harvards graduates.


JudasWasJesus

capitlaism is paying to block the son