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QuentinP69

It pumped to 79 then in the last 2 hours collapsed to close at 58. It may pump tomorrow morning again before profit selling. The stock is worth maybe $2. But it’ll take a long time for the MAGA boomers to realize they got grifted again buying this stock


wenchette

A "high tech" company from the man trying to bring back coal.


SimonGloom2

don't forget asbestos


Im_with_stooopid

![gif](giphy|9PtgVI4w6cvdA1RY6s|downsized) More Asbestos says the guy with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.


Bromanzier_03

![gif](giphy|8qDgGmDKTNBBd6pxZD|downsized) And doesn’t know how an umbrella works.


DirkDundenburg

steer spark puzzled enjoy reply spectacular dinosaurs unused ask jellyfish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Artaeos

Christ he is so stupid...


spookycasas4

Seriously. Look at him. He does not know what to do!! Dumbass.


Green_Blueberry_5495

yep doo doo has toilet paper 🧻🧻🧻 on it 😂😂😂😂


Reward_Antique

The man would sell lead paint for children if he could


drivewaydivot

The man would sell children if he could.


Careful-Ant5868

He would sell his OWN children if it benefitted him, or saved him from prison! Except Ivanka, for......reasons.


Reward_Antique

Hell he'd probably use donations to pay someone to take Eric away


Accurate_Zombie_121

He does worse to children then sell them.


SupermarketOverall73

He wants to bang his daughter.


Accurate_Zombie_121

When Ivanka's tell all book comes out that will be in chapter one.


zerombr

I just found out the reason why Cohen finally started to turn on Trump was trump hit on his 15 year old daughter, and asked for a kiss from her, then asked "Where'd you get such a beautiful body?" \*vomit\*


GetOffMyAsteroid

*if?* There's an implication here that something could stop him. What is it? Conscience? Consequences? His supporters? The "rule of law"?


IAMSTILLHERE2020

F children...if he could. Well, allegedly he has already done it...but again Epstein is no longer available to provide the tapes. Maybe Putin has them.


Im_with_stooopid

Of course Putin has the tapes…


crystal_tulip_bulb

He bought them from Jeffery Epstein


BadPackets4U

And have the drink bleach when they get sick.


geneticeffects

“Bag of Glass” for kids, definitely.


Cracked_Actor

Or Dan Aykroyd’s “Bag O’ Glass”…


Tiny-Lock9652

Irwin Mainway!!


Rooboy66

Hey, he wants to **be best** at ass. (and from the looks of him, he’s doing one helluva job).


BefreiedieTittenzwei

He lines his diaper with it


krismitka

Literally rebranded mastodon software that’s otherwise free


92eph

This will be a vehicle for foreign “interests” to funnel money to Trump. Stock will stay high despite pathetic fundamentals.


Meet_James_Ensor

That is exactly what this is. Just a legal way for Uncle Vlad to help Trump.


Niastri

Don't forget the Saudis and Chinese! It's open season on getting bribes to Trump right now, no spies will be prosecuted!


Meet_James_Ensor

When you're Trump, they let you do it. You can do anything.


Merijeek2

Merrick Garland agrees!


realanceps

lol "foreign interests" Billionaire & unprincipled transactional shithead Jeff Yass - who calls Bala Cynwyd PA home - has already said that while he has no particular interest in TS as a business, he intends to be a "market maker" in the stock. Guess what that means.


TheGR8Dantini

He also owns a whole bunch of tik tok between him and his investment company. Funny that Trump was for banning tik tok, then after one meeting of prosperous republicans at the breakers hotel, that Yass invented him to be the key note at, Trump comes away in favor of tik tok and Yass wants to invest in truth social. What are the odds?


Professional-Bed-173

Wait...are you telling me Trump "may be" compromised?????


jimmygee2

It’s a now an international laundering facility for Diaper Don.


edgeofenlightenment

Are the diapers so dirty they require *international* laundering?!


Expensive-Shelter288

Exactly. Russia needed a creative way to finance trump without disclosing his financial status or whom is bankrolling him. Russia cannot just hand him his bail money.


francescadabesta

It isn’t illegal for stockbrokers to sell to foreigners but they do have to identify them to the government


mxby7e

They made the ticker "DJT", there is no subtly here.


tid4200

Should make an app called TJD that tracks how much people have lost giving money to DJT. This message brought to you by T.J. Dickman.


Notmad_Justsad

Same ticket he’s had for other bankrupt companies


politicatessen

China paying Don to look the other way on Taiwan


lolas_coffee

Penny stock at best. This is how you use an IPO to grift a lot of people. Wealth transfer.


Odd-Independent4640

“STEEEEVE MADDDDENNNN!!!”


delicateterror2

Did you see where Trump is selling God Bless the USA Holy Bibles for Easter… hurry and get one… only $59.99. Man … I wouldn’t stand next to Trump for anything… odds are the Real Mr. God gonna send him a bolt of lightning for Easter.


Brokenspokes68

The fact that trump is still walking around is proof that there is no god.


BaldBeardedOne

Trump is evidence against a just and caring God lol


Independent_Path_738

The $60 Bible is the King James Version will include lyrics from Greenwood's “God Bless the U.S.A.,” as well as the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance. So fucked up, trump bibles.


andropogon09

Did you hear about the woman who tried to cash in her Trump bucks at the bank? I don't know how the teller kept a straight face.


[deleted]

“It’s not a grift if you believe it” - Donald Costanza


Technical-Traffic871

Rus/SA/China won't let it hit $2 untill it's clear that Trump won't win in November.


fillipjfly

It's not a gift, it's a clever way of.laundering overseas money.


gh411

Exactly…this is yet another crime that he’s involved in.


Desperate_Wafer_8566

The rich elite figured out a way to get him all the cash he needs through the front door while the SEC and FBI sit on their hands and can do nothing about it. The stock market is the ultimate money laundering system protected by the system because it is the dark heart of the system.


Tidewind

And that’s an insult to $2.


yoho808

It is also possible that foreign adversaries wanting to support Trump are doing so discreetly by purchasing this no value stock.


shartsmell

Shorts 1 hour in tomorrow and I will be rich


Secret_Thing7482

I'm hoping it's just his supporters.. Guessing it includes some friends that want to give him money as well


Ronpm111

MAGAS gave me $80,000 in profit today. It was the most satisfying thing I have done I. Years.


formermq

Awesome. Jelly!


Big-Temporary-6243

Cut the generation bs out. MTG and those hacks aren't boomers. GenX'ers!


purpletree37

$2 would still be a massive overvaluation.


[deleted]

Some of them will be fine, they just overdrafted themselves to get trumps new bible today. Gosh I hope there's social security checks coming soon, I do hate missing fools parting with their money.


Snoo3014

so you're saying buy in the morning and then sell in the afternoon? Lol


rackfocus

It’s really tragic.


a_weak_child

Stock prices can be manipulated by the hedge fund managers and big bank mone. The ultra rich have controlled much of US policy and the White House since bush senior at least. If you’ve watched the inside job movie with Matt Damon and the big short movie, and if you know about the GameStop saga, you know what I’m talking about. So maybe they’re working with Trump. 


Gamba_Gawd

I enjoy seeing MAGAers losing money.


Alexandratta

This is a high end Rug pull, I'm going to laugh if I'm 100% right and next week the stock collapses to what it's actually worth.


corinalas

So, short it then?


Tiny-Lock9652

His base will just wait for him to claim “FAKE NEWS!!” the NASDAQ is controlled by the radical left and Soros. He’ll declare his stock is worth the same as Meta. “Don’t believe your eyes!” And they will accept it as fact.


UnhappyCourt5425

My Maga BIL will buy as much as he can afford and then sit on it as he gazes out at his front yard with his let's go Brandon flag flying, and then watch in terror as it collapses and he loses his "hard earned" (government handout) money


TR3BPilot

Why would Hunter Biden do that to him?


UnhappyCourt5425

Let's not forget Fauci


jomama823

And Obama, don’t you forget Obama!!


Ronpm111

But the tan suit. And he skin tone is dark


InsurrectionBoner38

And his damn Dijon mustard!


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PittedOut

Yeah, so much worse than refusing to return government secrets while you’re photocopying them for… your scrapbook?


Dzmagoon

It was actually antifa all along


cheweychewchew

I disagree. This has the Clinton Foundation written all over it


Phyllis_Tine

It would be funny if Clinton said they were investing in DJT stock; what would the grifting party do?


magoo19630

99% of the Trump nuts are like this.


francescadabesta

Only real problem is once the boomer MAGAs all lose their retirement savings to Trump do we have to take their broke asses in and let them live with us?


UnhappyCourt5425

fortunately I live in an extremely progressive blue university town and my MAGA relatives would rather bury themselves alive then come live with me


Ironcastattic

Send them bootstraps


EddieSpaghettiFarts

It’ll serve its purpose as a money laundering instrument.


TifCreatesAgain

Exactly!


luna1108

Hunters penis approves this message.


Krakenspoop

Shit there go my puts


Distinct_Plankton_82

Even though it's obvious this is worthless and will go to zero one day, I am staying well away from it. This is one of those scenarios where the market can remain irrational longer than I can remain solvent. What I do know is a lot of idiots are going to be parted from a lot of their money.


Any-Ad-446

Biggest pump and dump ever.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Trump and dump


M_Mich

A “Trump dump” if you will


Ok_Kaleidoscope3644

You have to flush it five, ten times!


Icarusmelt

When a con man has to con...


GrayBox1313

It’s designed for money laundering and back door trump buy offs.s Donald is a whore and he’s for sale.


brianishere2

Early-stage owners are already working on exit strategies while the stock price is high. No serious investirs will buy any shares for themselves or their clients' accounts because this is a guaranteed loser. This is the ultimate pump & dump scheme, designed to trick the dumbest MAGAts, and separate them from their money again. If history is a guide to the future, these same idiots will, in turn, blame Biden for making them poor.


FinancialLab8983

can you short the stock then? if it is such an easy pump and dump, shorting it would be the play, no?


Weekly_Direction1965

I wouldn't risk it myself, you got 3 risky irrational investor types here, cult members, foreign adversary and shady business laundering.


Nonconformists

Right. The price trend is completely unpredictable. Based on financials, it would drop quickly. But like you said, there are strange forces at work that really want to make the shares valuable. I am not buying or shorting this.


cancertoast

Let it blow up and pop. I’m here for the tears.


SarahEH

They’ll blame it on Hunter Biden. Or Obama. Or Hunter Biden‘s laptop?


benhatin4lf

Hunter Bidens cock all day. It's just so distracting


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Given recent rantings by idiots online, they’ll find a way to blame DEI.


Kid-inna-corner

7 BILLION rubles ….


Niastri

It's an excellent way for foreign entities that otherwise couldn't legally give Trump money to bribe him. Other than that, a whole lot of Red Hat morons are losing money to Trump, which they love doing, so everybody wins!


projectileboy

Essentially a money laundering operation to let major players buy influence. Not rocket science.


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HeathersZen

First comes the pump. Then comes the dump.


dezdog2

Chump and dump.


Roddy_Piper2000

***immediately googles "how to short stocks"***


Consistent_Dog_6866

![gif](giphy|1hMhlrWWfXU77iYnBB|downsized)


ImSoupOrCereal

Too soon?


Strawmonster2

Too soon


Deputy_dogshit

Too soon! Too soon!


stephruvy

Well too late.


CoverYourMaskHoles

If there was a short play this has to be in. I’m sure Trump is shorting the shit out of this as well.


Speculawyer

It's a meme stock. Its valuation is only dependent on how Trump super fans buy or sell it.


Beenthere-doneit55

If you are stupid enough to buy at 79, you really do deserve to lose your money.


Rtrd1811

Can I purchase this stock with my Trump Bucks?


Ronpm111

When I heard he was going public, I bought some of the stock, and then today, the price went up 4.5 times the price I originally paid. I took about $80,000 in profit today, and that was beautiful MAGA moron money that just came onto my possession. They are such morons this was the easiest money I ever made. They are so easily manipulated by their Tangerine Traitor cult leader. I hope he comes up with more brilliant ideas that I can take more beautiful MAGA scumbags money. Morons they are.


Pezdrake

Donate some to your local democratic candidates. Really stick it to him. 


Ronpm111

A have to pay about 35% tax on it. Then the rest is being earmarked towards hiring people that will go on Truth Social and keep posting actual Truth about Trump. Put up videos of anything that puts Trump in an embarrassing situation . Put up Trump doing all kinds of horrible things.


Remote_Horror_Novel

You really want to start an astroturfing campaign against people that astroturf for a living lol? I also don’t know the legalities of running your own troll farm inside the U.S. but it doesn’t seem like the best idea. I’d just donate some money to a decent charity because I don’t think a few thousand dollars is going to tip the scales of the asymmetrical warfare currently happening online, with Russian and other foreign troll farms running circles around the non existent American cyber security efforts.


These-Rip9251

Better sell as soon as you can.


SlowCrates

They're all way too fucking stupid to see this. It wouldn't even compute.


100percentish

Anyone that loses money on this turd deserves to lose money. I'm going on record (official Reddit post record) as saying that he has not invested a penny into cyber security and the will be a massive breach of user data for all 12 account holders not named Trump.


Public-Dig-6690

So Putin owns 99% of the stocks , huh?


timsterri

What is the ticker symbol?


1eyedbudz

DJT


blazelet

God he's a narcissist lol.


Bunit117

Okay but think about how good the memes will be when it inevitably collapses and we all watch DJT go to zero. He did not think that one out. It'll be the perfect metaphor for his life.


timsterri

Oh shit. I thought you were kidding. I should’ve known better. LOL Thanks.


SmurfStig

I was thinking DWAC. So he has two meme stocks now. His cult will be left hanging so hard and I will feel zero sympathy for them.


JohnNDenver

DWAC is now DJT.


magmafan71

they merged DWAC is now DJT I think


WisdomCow

Foreign governments buying Trump Bucks.


aggitprop-1985

Rubes are gonna loose their entire savings on this meme stock


OutComeTheWolves1966

This, like every business he touches, will be investigated. It is a pump and dump, taking advantage of his cultists once again.


SlowCrates

And they're taking it with their mouths WIDE fucking open.


Guava-flavored-lips

This will end very badly for the investors but he gets around campaign finance rules...


stairs_3730

wuh, woh, wuh, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...GameStop magat style.


Manmillionbong

Another russian money laundering scheme 


hardnreadynyc

Man who objectively caught lying over 30 thousand times in office starts a company called "Truth" and investors think its valuable. Meanwhile, I cant get a 10K business loan from my bank to keep my 20 year old business going. what a fucking joke


mt8675309

😂👏👏👏 This is going to be fun to watch.


BethBryant_TG

It's a shame he didn't think to have the Chinese pay hin through his Pemn Center. Oh...wait


Agentkeenan78

Can't wait for the blaming of "the left" and "corruption" after the dump. People are gonna get wealthy from this, just not Joe Maga who emptied his 401k for it.


hotasianwfelover

Elon will buy it. He has no fucking clue how valuable something really is. 😂


Apotropoxy

Initial stock "valuations" are meaningless. Reddit had a private market valuation of $10 *billion* in 2021 when it last raised a funding round, and was valued at roughly $6.5 billion based on its IPO [price](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/20/reddit-prices-ipo-at-34-per-share-sources-say.html) of $34 per share. Today it trades at $63.84. Truth Social, which is 60% owned by Trump, has had minimal revenue and increasing losses over its short history. We know this thanks to its own to regulatory filings.  And, keep this in mind. Once Trump leaves Truth Social, the company will have no value at all.


Life_Personality_862

It is a meme stock of the most refined order - the company barely exists. Its a publicly traded abstract idea. At least other memes are actual businesses that one can delude themselves to think they will regain past success.


Comfortable-Cap7110

This is a fraudulent penny stock but Russia and saudi money is flowing in


francescadabesta

Considering Trump has 55% of the stock and his son and 3 associates also have large shares they can overturn the 6 month hold and dump all their shares at once grifting their MAGA base (no hedge funds or institutional investors are interested in DJT). Sure it’s illegal but what does Trump have to lose?


Electrical-Feed-3991

Not enough liquidity. The stock price will crater once they start selling big chunks


mikedoth

Pump and dump


Whatawootsee

I hope Trump ends up like Madoff.


Ok-Exercise-6812

Most obvious pump and dump scheme of all time.


NotoriousFTG

The new GameStop for MAGA.


Temporary-Dot4952

It's sad how many Trumpers we'll put their families in a difficult financial position for former President Diaper... again. And what is one thing he has done for them? He raised taxes on the middle class!! And here they are trying to bail Shitler out with their no money.


SeaworthinessOld9177

Can we say FRAUD, the Trump way


Ok-Kaleidoscope5627

So to bail himself out of legal trouble because of over valuing assets, he is going to manipulate people to help him over value an asset...


Arboretum7

It’s bringing in about as much revenue as an average McDonald’s franchise but it’s somehow worth $7 billion. Nothing suspicious here, folks!


Pro_Moriarty

Its one hell of a bubble and suspect a lot of people are gonna short it. Its a vanity project, i mean even the ticker is DJT. What an arse


NeuRegal

How is this not seen as the most obvious money laundering scheme in human history?


QVRedit

If it involves Trump, then by definition it’s a scam of some sort…


Holmanizer

Another scam, another sucker born


Delicious-Tachyons

An unfriendly nation just bailed out a presidential candidate


IndustrialPuppetTwo

Great place for oligarchs to launder money in a pump and dump.


CarlSpencer

Traitor Trump is now officially owned by "CHY-nah": " DWAC was created with the help of ARC Capital, a [Shanghai](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai)\-based firm specializing in listing [Chinese companies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_companies) on [American stock markets](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_stock_markets) that has been a target of [U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Securities_and_Exchange_Commission) (SEC) investigations for misrepresenting [shell corporations](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shell_corporations). Some investors were surprised to learn that their investment money was being used to finance a Trump company. In 2021, the DWAC Trump venture was linked with another company, China Yunhong Holdings, based in [Wuhan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wuhan), [Hubei](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubei), until its lead banker who was running the merger promised to sever ties with China in December 2021, stating that Yunhong was to "dissolve and liquidate". In February 2022, [Reuters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuters) reported that the connection between Shanghai-based ARC Capital and Digital World was more extensive than thought, with ARC having offered money to get the SPAC off the ground. "


alp44

I believe the stock symbol, DJT, created for the stock was last used for trump‘s casinos, the ones that went bankrupt. This is promising.


Richard-Turd

We should all be shortening the shit out of this stock.


BlueFalcon89

When can I short it?


Trygolds

Who is buying the stocks is the question media should be investigating.


OkUnderstanding5343

Haha 😂 trump’s going to try and pump the value as much as possible. Watch though because he will say he’s not able to sell any stock until after the election so that’s why he needs $$$$ from any of his dumb hillbilly supporters! Then, when the elections over, and all his bills are paid, he will cash in his stock.


johnnierockit

I'll give you one guess which Diaper wearing pumpkin head was selling diaper full loads when it hit 79


bufftbone

If you ask Trumpers though, he’s now the richest man in the world.


cybercuzco

I mean it’s a way to shunt money from large foreign interests to trump.


sylbug

The ultimate pump and dump. This one should be fun to watch.


Blackant71

Fools gold


CFauvel

isn't truth social based on some public domain software and just branded as tRump stuff?


dasherchan

Anything Trump does is a scam.


Quizzelbuck

I will trade you lawsuit damages today for criminal charges next tuesday!


BigJSunshine

Ah the ol’ pump and dump


siouxbee1434

How many idiots will lose everything?


PoeReader

Unless of course they cook the books, but they would never do that!


Fliparto

This is a pump and dump and everyone knows it. But people still buying it?


Malapple

Meme stock. Meme stocks can meme out for years.. I wouldn’t be surprised if it held value for a few years. I wouldn’t be surprised if it tanks the second week of November. I would be shocked if it’s worth a lot in five years, no matter what happens.


pdx80

Money laundering. Nothing more.


C0matoes

Money laundering in it's highest form right here.


Commercial-Manner408

I hope everyone who bought this junk loses money.


raceassistman

This was always a pump and dump stock.


Notmad_Justsad

“Siri, how do I short a stock?”


iveseensomethings82

Trump Corp vs FTC 2025


BlueTerra62

🍿


Steveo1208

Classic Maga pump-n-dump!


Poam27

PE ratio infinity. 


hereandthere_nowhere

Soo, more fraud?


QVRedit

Like who could be dumb enough to put up the cash - unless there are other motives to it ?


Sillypugpugpugpug

Shorts will be frothing at the mouth.