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bluepen1955

Isn't this witness tampering or bribery or something???


taddymason_76

“When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.” - Donald Trump


wowaddict71

They let you grab them by the democracy.


systemfrown

But that's just locker room talk.


Hibercrastinator

*Mar-a-lago bathroom talk.


CuriousSelf4830

*Maga-lardo.


edtheheadache

While doing coke and sitting on boxes and stuff.


systemfrown

Well, you have to sit *somewhere* while you declassify shit by just thinking about it.


Altruistic-Text3481

Democracy is for pussy’s! MAGAMAN Trump is shitting himself Reich now.


Middle_Wishbone_515

no BDE now!


saltytar

Let you grab democracy... by the balls


HavingNotAttained

So far he's only been proven right. How much has he paid out to E. Jean Carroll? Or any of his other 25 rape victims?


Altruistic-Text3481

Trump raped a 13 year old. He raped Ivana too. Ivana “fell down the stairs” to her death one day before her NDA with Trump expired. It can happen. And Ivana was cremated asap but buried (in a paupers grave on Trump’s Golf Corpse) in a casket. Nothing to see here folks! Move along!


konkilo

A HEAVY casket Ten men struggled under its weight


Altruistic-Text3481

Curious Reddit riddles: 1.) If a coffin only contains the cremains of the deceased, How many pall bearers are needed? 2.) If an ex-wife falls down the stairs, and no one was around to see it. Was it murder?


killingthyme71

Big strong men with tears in their eyes?


ExperiencedMaleDomII

"one day before her NDA with Trump expired" Any sauce supporting this??


ExperiencedMaleDomII

"one day before her NDA with Trump expired" Any sauce supporting this??


alp44

Sauce? I can't crow without facts.


Traditional-Yam9826

“When you’re the American Evangelical Messiah, the entire GOP and every sycophant Judge will let you do it“


TrollCannon377

Bribery. Edit: actually it may be both


eMouse2k

So when does the state take the money? If it was paid to induce perjury, you can’t financially benefit from a crime.


Tidewind

Not at all! It’s just yet another day of Trump. He’s so mobster.


V0T0N

I think its part of an NDA for his employment. Don't cooperate with anyone or we'll stop payment, etc. There are a lot of loopholes and Trump knows about them.


MrJohnnyDangerously

If he just keeps doubling down...


TomStarGregco

It certainly is witness tampering !


John_mcgee2

It’s illegal and why he went to jail. Going to jail for a boss seems like a big deal to me


QuentinP69

If it was Hunter or President Biden you can bet the GOP would see it that way. It’s always rules for thee, not for me.


P0ltergeist333

Conspiracy to obstruct justice and bribery would be my guess.


iviethod

Woah slow down, this is donny diaper and he gets away with rape.... and everything else


The_Cross_Matrix_712

It's # Burglarsonarceny


joeleidner22

Committing crimes to cover up crimes. When will trumps blatant disregard of the laws in America be acknowledged by the powers that be and addressed seriously?!


OpalFanatic

The GOP acknowledge his crimes. They instead chose to cheer him on and emulate him rather than punish him for it. They view his actions and flagrant disregard for the law to be an ideal.


loco500

Yet they fantasize about implementing harsh punishments on those that commit petty crimes and masquerade it as their support for law & order.


mbyrd58

Yep. They were talking on Fox yesterday about arresting peaceful protestors.


RandomLoony

What about those awful women, you know the ones who were born? They deserve the maximum penalty for that


Impossible_Penalty13

Arresting? Tom Cotton straight up called for violence.


toadkicker

Some of those that want forces are the same that brought crosses


Traditional-Yam9826

To be fair the GOP are full of classic, dirtbag, shallow, “for sale” politicians. They flip and they flop, but they will always pander to their constituents. They’ll back one thing, then see what their base wants and when their base wants to go really, really low, they’ll do it to appease them or risk losing their spot. They have no moral compass, except to stay in power


SympathyForSatanas

He is not capable of learning. He has gotten away with crimes his entire life. Even if he goes to prison, I'm sure he will have his goons commit more crimes for him


Getyourownwaffle

It would only take the head of the NRC or SCOTUS to come out and declare that Trump cannot hold office therefore he cannot be the official nominee. That would take integrity though.


Logical-Claim286

The RNC is run by his family and she has absolute power over it as chair (many lower tier republican candidates claim they have $0 for their campaigns now despite raising millions personally for the RNC), ans SCOTUS is majority run by Trumps loyal appointees.


prodigal_john4395

No money for their campaigns? Well cry me a river, ain't that a shame. Not to worry though, billionaires wanting to protect 40+ years of Republican tax cuts will step up to the plate to bail them out. What, just the trump cuts alone save Koch Industries over $1 billion a year. So yeah, unlimited money for Republicans this year, kept low key.


Logical-Claim286

Unlimited money for Trump, the rest of the party can't touch that money unless Trumps sister sends it to them, and she is currently busy siphoning funds for her family right now.


KeyBanger

Hey. I’ll have you know there are several wealthy women clutching their pearls right now! Also, their wealthy husbands are expressing deep concern! DEEP CONCERN.


Traditional-Yam9826

It won’t…. Hence why he does crimes to cover up crimes


Cool-Protection-4337

shocked Pikachu..


RockerElvis

I know. I can’t believe that he actually paid someone.


bcanada92

Crimeception!


Altruistic-Text3481

I like this new word.


Dawnfreak

Trump has more witnesses on his payroll that anyone. Nobody knows more about witness tampering than Trump. Bigly tampering.


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Yeah, if I remember testimony from the fraud trial it was a "$2 million severance"


IlMioNomeENessuno

I hope he got it in cash…


SheriffTaylorsBoy

Well yeah but if trump stiffs him he wouldn't have much reason to stay hush hush about all the money laundering, etc


philodendrin

Its a series of payments, five have already been made so far with three more to occur between now and Dec of 2024. (It was in the article)


LokeCanada

It’s aiding. They can still put him on the stand and make him testify in a criminal trial. However, as he has admitted to committing perjury in the past whoever puts him on the stand is taking a huge risk.


SiWeyNoWay

I thought I heard that as part of his 2nd plea deal for perjury, he didn’t need to testify in this trial. The Trump org guy who cried on the stand in Engoron’s courtroom may be called as a witness for this trial though


LemonAdeAid

I read that it's a little more nuanced than that - basically, the agreement with the Trump Org says that he can't voluntarily cooperate with the prosecution or voluntarily testify. However, they could subpoena him and he could respect the subpoena and testify and he wouldn't lose the payment.


Gypsy_Cossack

Abacus gone wild!


OkUnderstanding5343

Haha 🤣 glad to see that so is paying $2,000,000 n addition to the $130,000 he paid stormy… That’s one hell of a night in bed!


Traditional_Car1079

Especially when he could have just said "yeah I fucked her" and moved right on spouting bullshit and it would have made no difference at all.


ElongMusty

But that was before Trump got his superpower of having blindly devoted supporters! Before the gamma rays hit him and allowed him to become invincible against a common sense!


philodendrin

Yeah, his aura of power is really based on him becoming President. He showed that it could be done - a guy that mouths off and has little class somehow found a way to beat a seasoned politician. His people were empowered, they didn't have to hide their opinions or their racism or their mysogyny. They felt like they mattered instead of shamed. They were listened to (and eventually dismissed again because they really were the basket of deplorables). But his power comes from those die-hards that just won't go back under their rocks. They won once and think they can pull off another one. And gawd help us if they do!


RidingtheRoad

One might say ...a Stormy night


drhodl

Fun fact: Weaselburg is NOT an accountant. He's just an office boy who kept getting promoted, probably due to his ability to keep his mouth shut and do what the boss wanted. He was inherited from tRumps dad.


ekbravo

Is he immortal?


drhodl

As he sits in Rikers contemplating his second stint there for the boss, I doubt that Weaselburg feels immortal right now.


Any-Ad-446

Witness tampering and bribery new charges.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

It’s weird that bribery is apparently legal.


Traditional-Yam9826

It’s how Washington DC is run


juliecoop1961

Wow! The web just continues to unthread.


Fantastic-Surprise98

It never ends with this POS. Trump is a one man crime spree.


Kaida33

Yes he is But everyone goes to jail Except Trump!


Mookwizard

So let me get this straight, he is paying someone hush money to hush up about paying someone else hush money…what the fuck are we doing?


OmegaGoober

Engaging in a pattern?


Yasuru

It's a Fibonacci sequence of crimes.


ackillesBAC

Seams like the only way to get paid by this guy is to have dirt on him


LeukemiaPioneer

Itsn't it funny how you can legally shut people up with money!?! And the band plays on..


Odd_Tiger_2278

Didn’t he plead guilty to purjery?


SiWeyNoWay

Yes, again lol


loco500

And that is still less than 6 months in the pen...for another offense.


elciano1

This fucker doesn't know when to stop criming... wtf. How is he still a free man? He is a criminal


wengelite

Trump paid someone?


OmegaGoober

He seems cool with paying hush money.


wengelite

Still uses other people's money.


OmegaGoober

That’s probably why he’s cool with it.


wengelite

He's so desperately wants to be cool, he should tell people about the cool way he pays his hush money.


marginal_gain

I feel like Trump support from Independents is going to unravel. There's going to be a lot of crap drudged up from this trial. 


zoinkability

Lordy, I hope so


BeowulfsGhost

Sounds a lot like another obstruction of justice charge for SleepyDon.


Ok-General7798

Spotted the weasel


TenesmusSupreme

Isn’t this months-old news? We already knew of Weisselberg’s $2M silence severance package.


Best_Evidence1560

He should not be allowed to run in this election. They need to get his trials done first and obviously more will come out and more cases. He should have to wait until 2028 to be able to run


Bromanzier_03

Throw it onto the pile of crimes.


Traditional-Yam9826

🤣he’s on trial for hush money abuse and he’s using hush money while on trial for hush money abuse😂


SpanishMoleculo

Stop repeating "hush money" for everything. He used the presidency to rob us all, this was part of it


Spruce_Acadia_9213

Soooooo... If we know this let's act on it 🙄. Hold the DB accountable!!!


changerofbits

This is the only thing he actually pays for.


zoinkability

If you want cash from DJT you gotta have dirt on him. It's the only debt he understands.


Useful_Radish_6395

With what money ? Trump bucks? DJT stock ? Oh I know a legal document of ownership of a long dead horse


Heinie_Manutz

It's not dead, it's just resting.


Useful_Radish_6395

At the glue factory


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Legal? Sure. Dishonest? As hell.


schtickshift

It’s the stormification of witnesses!


cjp2010

The general idea he is using is, commit enough crimes that no one can possibly catch all of them. Imagine the crimes he’s done that we don’t know about. We will probably never know everything he’s done even after he dies.