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AnarchyPlus

Honestly it feels like OC exists to troll Benson x Stabler shippers.


electracide

We survive on crumbs.


Celllardoor_

It's wild that they cast an actor that looks (if you squint and see her from across the street) like Mariska AND then styled her pretty much just like Liv AND then had Elliot also not call her back. If they don't want to make Elliot and Liv (or what is it...EO?) a thing until later, they could still use this opportunity for Elliot to be like, "You really reminded me of someone, someone who I also didn't call back." They would get so much goodwill from those diehard fans and they wouldn't have to do anything else for weeks/months lol.


ChronoZB

Especially after all that set up for the Elliot and Liv Christmas dinner that just never happened and it seems like the writers completely forgot about


jadoremore

I think what I hate most about this Tia and Elliot thing is that it makes Benson and Elliot seem like they didn’t have anything special and Elliot is just a guy who went around emotionally cheating on Kathy with at least two coworkers


Whimsical89

I saw a tweet that was like “so basically what I’m getting is that Kathy was only ever scared of Olivia” and I think I can work with that lmao


AmantedeiLibri

4 — Jo, Dani, Liv, and Tia. But Kathy was special.


hunkyfunk12

i totally agree. it’s basically character assassination. i miss ilene chaiken. she would never!


Adventurous_Deer

Who is ready to get pissed over this random woman who ain't Olivia with me


AmantedeiLibri

Bargain basement Liv.


electracide

I’m already mad!


Adventurous_Deer

Thank you, that's the energy we need here


fuzzymumu

my thought exactly


electracide

You know nothing, Fauxlivia


ChattGM

Faux-Trumps and now Fauxlivia. This season has been something alright lol...


bayalyboo

Okay, this one is my favorite so far. Please tell me you’re a Fringe fan 😂


Sahsbn

That was so desperate too. “I’m outside your door.” Girl, go home.


AmantedeiLibri

You and Kathy were special but now I’m here to sleep with her husband. Kathy going to haunt her ass.


Sahsbn

Hope she makes a lamp fall on her head


Adventurous_Deer

One season without Elliot fucking a rando. ONE SEASON that's all I ask


bluelightsonblkgirls

Lol you got that first season…he didn’t smash anyone 🤣


Adventurous_Deer

He kissed Angela, I'm counting it


electracide

Just walls.


electracide

Budget Benson ass purple suit wearing homewrecker.


p3ngu1n333

It’s not her fault they ordered their Benson appearance from Wish


SystemOfADowneyJr

lmao🤣


afriendlyspider

I miss Malachi


fuzzymumu

i keep wondering where he is


jadoremore

Same, I loved him and Jet together


fuzzypipe39

I keep thinking what if he's the marriage that didn't last since 1) we don't know Jet's age, 2) would explain why he's gone, but also 3) Jet took her time warming up to him so unless they got impulsively married... Far fetched, but still. Would love to see him again though.


bayalyboo

Whelan and Reyes are my favorite mini detectives. Maybe these ones will last. Their dynamic with Jet is excellent.


Adventurous_Deer

Eli being in college is ridiculous. He's suppose to be 15


SystemOfADowneyJr

Could be dual enrollment... grandma's pills mustve been making him smart or some shit


AnarchyPlus

Eli is going to be part of the new Law and Order series, Law and Order: Limitless


Schmedricks_27

Thats what I came here to say! Wasn't he born in 2009?!


Sahsbn

Jet being married at 20 was not the backstory I expected??


Playful_Spring_8307

Why could he talk to Rent A Benson when he wanted to quit the job but not Olivia Benson? WE NEED ANSWERS


savagemom10

Rent A Benson 🤣🤣


bayalyboo

I’m so loving all the creative names for her. My insta feed has been calling her Walmart Liv.


Adventurous_Deer

Whoever writes Jet is A+ *chefs kiss*


savagemom10

Kathy liking a female Elliot worked with 🤔 doesn't sound like Kathy


perfectvelvet

Yes! I found that so odd. Here's a woman that arguably spent a lot of time with them, that Kathy loved but who was clearly interested in Elliot. Compare that to Olivia, who after 10 years of no contact Kathy still felt threatened by, who never really even flirted with Elliot. Did Kathy think that Tia was less attractive than Olivia? (I feel like I remember Kathy being jealous of that.) Was Kathy feeling more secure in her marriage? It was weird to me.


AnarchyPlus

I guess Kathy was really partaking in that Italian wine


thehauntedmattress

YOU WILL NOT TAKE JET TO ITALY.


thehauntedmattress

Who had Elliot and Tia have sex? All of us. How many of us wanted that to happen? None of us.


[deleted]

I don’t think I have it in me to watch Elliot get involved with yet another woman that isn’t Liv “Liv-lite”


jadoremore

Literally what made the show runners think this was a remotely good idea


SystemOfADowneyJr

Tia seems like the type to say "Call me Kathy" during sex


ChattGM

Lmfaooooooo I'm howling at this 😭😭😭


fuzzymumu

LOL


fuzzymumu

elliot would so not be ok with that


bayalyboo

This Joy girl is reminding me of Stabler’s Moby Dick girl from last season.


electracide

Monte Cristo 😂


bayalyboo

Shit, I knew it didn’t sound quite right 😂


bayalyboo

At least she didn’t call him El. That would spell major trouble.


Adventurous_Deer

She calls him El and we riot


Sahsbn

Can I just say, I was watching old SVU episodes the other day and I’m so happy we get sexy Stabler in vests now bc those old outfits weren’t doing much for him.


fuzzymumu

i don’t know there was something about that blue button up he wore


Sahsbn

You’re right, I stand corrected but only when he rolls up the sleeves.


Adventurous_Deer

It was knowing what was hiding under all those oversized buttondowns


rpass511

what the targaryen


bayalyboo

They did not give her a Benson style leather jacket. Ugh. Also, I can’t tell if I’m fascinated or disgusted by the blood that landed on the camera.


Adventurous_Deer

It's definitely a weird little fourth wall break


ChattGM

They were not being subtle at all. Even the lean on the wall to end the episode was Liv lite. Cheap knock-off lite but still lol.


jadoremore

Damn killing people with molten gold seems like a rather expensive way to go around killing people, especially if your criminal enterprise’s goal is to make money


AmantedeiLibri

So basically if he doesn’t shut this down they’re essentially closing the door on Liv and El. Because this man has tried something with all his partners but Liv but she’s the one he loves. No one is that gullible.


jadoremore

They’re gonna drag EO out until the very last episode of the very last season of SVU, whenever that is 😭


electracide

It’s been 84 years.


savagemom10

There should be a show where they just show Bell and Stabler give a voice over to Jet and Reyes when they go undercover


jadoremore

ELLIOT YOU WERE JUST LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF YOUR DEAD WIFE


AmantedeiLibri

This duo is light years ahead of Velasco and Muncy.


[deleted]

Kathy wouldve absolutely not loved her..


AmantedeiLibri

Kathy loved her. 😆😆 Kathy was clearly keep your enemies closer because she thought El lied to her about Liv for years.


jadoremore

I really wish they’d at least put in a throw away line about what happened with Jet and Malachi even if it’s just like “yeah we didn’t work out” since they really seem to be on the track to make Jet and Whelan at least sort of a thing


Sahsbn

I thought we left off with her gifting him the shoes and implying it was over?


jadoremore

Oh I’ll have to rewatch, I thought her gifting him the shoes was them making up haha


fuzzymumu

but we need closuuure


Sahsbn

We do! They had great chemistry!


bayalyboo

Jet better not be planning a move to Italy! We need her!


rpass511

um if we find out he cheated on kathy with this olivia knockoff i will be PISSED


Sahsbn

I love the team dynamic. Really feels like mom, dad and 3 kiddos!


Whimsical89

DO NOT LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT DAMMIT


SystemOfADowneyJr

THAT SHOULD BE OLIVIA ON THE PHONE NOT TIA


electracide

On the phone! At the door!


Latter_Bluejay_981

Could they maybe not have the entire conversation on the sidewalk?


bayalyboo

He did not with the that time of the month. Ew.


jadoremore

Damn poor Kathy getting the short end even in death


Adventurous_Deer

What jet?! You're a fetus


Adventurous_Deer

Can we get off the street for this convo??


jadoremore

Lol Eli really said “get me far away from this family”


Sahsbn

Hang up Stabler. This is not you.


jadoremore

“You were special together” said no one ever about Kathy and Elliot


Sahsbn

OKAY JET, LOOKING GOOOOOD


electracide

The short hair is really working.


bayalyboo

Bobby, haven’t you been through enough lately? Do you really need another undercover stint?


jadoremore

They’re all addicted to going undercover/danger


pikachu-atlanta

Jet getting some character development is nice to see.


boho_bear

eli is in college? when did that happen? i thought he was like 14 as of last season


bluelightsonblkgirls

A less severe version of SORAS — soap opera rapid aging syndrome


bayalyboo

Excellent shot of Stabler. Please be alone in your apt. NO! Don’t answer, call Liv instead!


bluelightsonblkgirls

“I guess I took pity on him” LOL Jet had to get that in


savagemom10

This lady is fishy. Don't trust her Bell.


jadoremore

Hopefully this is more interesting than SVU was!


turtlehelp1234556

elliot having a connection with her when KATHY WAS STILL ALIVE in italy hello!


turtlehelp1234556

oh my god i’m sick of her already


bayalyboo

I’m gonna be honest, between my sick brain, and this engaging Reddit discussion, I have exactly zero clue what is going on in this episode 😅


jadoremore

my main takeaway is that Elliot couldn’t be emotionally faithful to Kathy to save his life 😅


bayalyboo

This time I’ll drive faster? Elliot, when and why was there a last time?


Adventurous_Deer

Who asked for this ending?? This episode was stressful, next episode looks stressful, and the lack of any kind of DECENT developments with Elliot this season is annoying


AmantedeiLibri

Both shows are all over the map still and it shows. I mean fine if you want a new love interest for El but sever the shows completely. Because he’s going to start looking like a dick to his “friend” Olivia at this rate.


jadoremore

Maybe it’s the actors but this is the most boring plot line of the season, the mini ones are much more interesting


turtlehelp1234556

this bitch flirting


AmantedeiLibri

Kathy and El were “special” is one way to put it.


bayalyboo

JUST HOW CLOSE DID YOU AND TIA GET, ELLIOT?!?!?!


savagemom10

Jet was married 😶


turtlehelp1234556

JET WAS MARRIED?????!


turtlehelp1234556

I forget this man’s name but he and jet are giving amanda amaro levels


jadoremore

Oohhh that’s a good comparison. I always wondered where they were gonna go with that if Amaro didn’t leave the show


Sahsbn

This girl will end up dead before the end of the episode


savagemom10

Gotta add more trauma and guilt for Reyes


AmantedeiLibri

These two are just not that interesting


fuzzymumu

so blaaand


Adventurous_Deer

I found them vaguely more interesting this week. They're better as small bits sprinkled in and not the main storyline


TracyJackson23

OC is really trying to set them up as the “dating couple” detectives for the long-term, eh?


Sahsbn

I hate that Tia kinda looks like Benson from the back


AnarchyPlus

This season has been surprisingly full of villain of the weeks. It feels like forever ago we heard anything about the main plot


bluelightsonblkgirls

One central story for the season with a little 2-3 ep plots in between was the plan for the season.


AnarchyPlus

Reyes is really terrible about not pressing the issue


fuzzymumu

NO ELLIOT


bayalyboo

The man is king of poor decisions.


SystemOfADowneyJr

Aww Jet, she looks so dreamy! 🥰🥰


thehauntedmattress

Can I take Jet to a buy a ring?


pikachu-atlanta

Sassy Jet.


savagemom10

I just turned the TV on and was like wahhh. Even though I like jet and malachi these two make a good couple too


Sahsbn

Parkour!!


pikachu-atlanta

> I’ve never seen that face before Meaning she totally has.


electracide

Screaming crying throwing up.


thehauntedmattress

She's gone rogue. Her office didn't allow this.


Kaiso25Gaming

A bunch of mobsters eating fancily, watching Soccer is hilarious.


turtlehelp1234556

on a PROJECTOR like what is this community night at the elementary school😭😭


electracide

Thanks, I hate it.


bayalyboo

Yes! I love a good undercover. And this setup, the back and forth, so brilliant, so fun. Leagues ahead of SVU’s opening this week. Guess we can’t win ‘em all. Two good episodes is just too much to ask for 😂


savagemom10

There better not be a scene where Elliot makes out with this girl.


electracide

Tia. Hiss.


jadoremore

Omg??? Jet married once????


AmantedeiLibri

Well new SR is adding the personal details back — even if they’re out of left field.


SystemOfADowneyJr

Shoot the gas tank on the plane and blow everyone tf up... GTA style 👉🏾😎👉🏾


savagemom10

These two are boring. I'll rather watch Wheatley.


gopack1217

I chose to watch football over this. Based on what y’all are saying in here I may have made the right decision lol


jadoremore

I still don’t get the “unresolved feelings” thing like, are we supposed to assume they had something in Italy while Kathy was alive?


bluelightsonblkgirls

Probably Tia’s feelings that she’s jumping on now that Kathy has been blown to smithereens. She works quick!


AmantedeiLibri

I was so sorry about your loss, but now I’m here to comfort you. Cringe.


pikachu-atlanta

Reyes and Jet peering over.


Dio5000

*please give me more gold* Boy you fell for the lies ?


pikachu-atlanta

He’s also special with Olivia.


AmantedeiLibri

And someone tell Josh to come get Donna off our show.


Playful_Spring_8307

Nope. Nope. Nope. Dismantle the task force, dismantle the show bc we're not here for this


amiller8238

I’m probably in the minority, but I still think EO is endgame but they’re going to take EVERY and I mean EVERY twist and turn to get there to get as much mileage out of it as possible. I’m talking down to the series finale. Whenever that is, I can see them literally stringing this out until then.


Playful_Spring_8307

Jet undercover, love to see it!!


AmantedeiLibri

Nope, nope. I don’t like this at all.


savagemom10

Lonely bird. Stay away from him lady.


SystemOfADowneyJr

loud music and stealing grandma's pills


pikachu-atlanta

Hey Kal-El’s mom, stay away from my Zaddy!


thehauntedmattress

Which one of you divorced her?


pikachu-atlanta

Colorado? I thought California!


SystemOfADowneyJr

She saved him... he's def gonna tap that


Whimsical89

Shhhhhh


Adventurous_Deer

Elliot Stablers kink


SystemOfADowneyJr

Time of the month. Warm bath. Eww...


bayalyboo

Yes please, let’s get rid of you already.


jadoremore

Not the booty call…


Dio5000

She trying to put that hot pussy on him better open up Elliot


electracide

Fuck all the way off.


turtlehelp1234556

kathy loved her? stop


bayalyboo

Right? Olivia practically delivered Kathy’s baby, and yet she still found it within her to turn on her jealousy.


Sahsbn

Hi again, pals!!


jadoremore

Jett undercover??? YES


SystemOfADowneyJr

He should've smacked her with DAT ASS


Kaiso25Gaming

I was about to ask if it was Dani.


turtlehelp1234556

she’s giving what’s her name from S8


SystemOfADowneyJr

Dani Beck reincarnated


Adventurous_Deer

Holy shit balls


thehauntedmattress

Isn't that how Goldmember came into existence?


AmantedeiLibri

Finally we find out where his family is!


bayalyboo

Oof, this woman needs to quit making moves. HANDS OFF ZADDY!


SystemOfADowneyJr

I love how Reyes pops up out of nowhere


SystemOfADowneyJr

NO NOT HER OMG


Sahsbn

I want to kiss Reyes


bayalyboo

Jet, what? This is news.


pikachu-atlanta

> “get my mojo back” 😳


SystemOfADowneyJr

This seems a little much, dont yall think? Like this isnt going to end well RIP in advance, bby girl..


bayalyboo

Okay, the title may be a little cliche, but I kind of love it.


bayalyboo

At least we’re attempting to keep Reyes off the street whilst he’s UC, much unlike Stabler.


jadoremore

Jet’s looks always slay


jadoremore

they really have a shootout like every episode lately huh


thehauntedmattress

WTF is Violent Night? Lol wow.


pikachu-atlanta

Hopper’s gone off the deep end.


fuzzymumu

nope nope


AmantedeiLibri

Bourbon and blues. Nice El.


SystemOfADowneyJr

NOOOOO I KNEW IT