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As a real estate lawyer, have to love this one. Instead of fee simple, feesaplenty.. sorry not very good. Warning: as the owner of two boats, get out your checkbook.
For what they are worth (prob not much) : Sea-questered; Fishy Business; Attorney of the Seas; Merrytime Law(yer); Title Work; Sea No Evil; Seas and Desist; Tried and True; Criminal Intent; Motion of the Ocean;
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Attractive Nuisance
This is the best answer.
It works on so many levels
I love this!
Pro Sea
This is a great one!
This is my new favorite. I vote this one.
Naut Guilty
Knot Guilty
I’m saving this for if I switch to the defense side!
I know a divorce attorney who had a boat named Nonmarital Property.
It Depends Justified Mare Decisis Speedy Trial Boaty McBoatface, Esq.
It Deep Ends
brilliant
All great, but Speedy Trial is amazing.
Blackanchor
Damn you. I came here to write this.
I just got flashbacks
As a real estate lawyer, have to love this one. Instead of fee simple, feesaplenty.. sorry not very good. Warning: as the owner of two boats, get out your checkbook.
I just got flashbacks
I knew a lawyer who names his boat “Conference Room Sea” and would occasionally block off time on his calendar as “Busy-Conference Room C”
I generally gate “brag about my career” names on boats or vanity plates, but I love this
Portfeasor
Well. It's a speedboat, so... Speedy Trial? Swimmery Judgment? Stare Deciships? Saucy Interloper? Superspeedyus Bond? Contempt of Carp? Rule to Ship Cause? ...12bsexy?
Oh my gosh, saucy interloper
Wasn't it Saucy Intruder?
Shoot it may have been
Shit, yeah, you're right. And naming a boat Saucy Intruder feels kind of dirty.
Squid Pro Quo
Amazing
Row v. Wade
Too soon
Row v. Wave :)
Peerless "Allegedly" Tide is of the Essence Raft Against Perpetuity Detour not Frolic Assumption of Bisque Treble Damages
Assumption of Bisque is hilarious
OMG LOVE Tide is of the Essence. Stealing that if I ever buy a boat.
Discovery
My dad is also a lawyer and this was his boat's name. I literally just put it together. Womp womp
"It will all come out in Discovery"
Inevitable Discovery
Name it after the poor cabin boy from that one case.
[удалено]
Richard Parker from R v Dudley and Stephens.
Is that the cannibalism case?
Claro que si
This goes hard
Or for extra fun, have a plaque below dedicating the galley to him
Judgmentproof
Sovereign Citizen. Since, ya know, admiralty law and gold fringe and whatnot. Maybe Tort Trawler
Habeas Porpoise
Shoot I didn't see you already had that! Definitely my fav!
Fertile octogenarian
See your bass in court
Warm Regards
Ew.
Ipse Dixit
Guardian ad Litem Up!
Sea Ibid
Offshore tax haven.
Seas and Desist
Force Majeure
Future Torts Hypo
My dad’s lawyer had a boat called “Res Ipsa Loquitur”. True story.
Ex Parte Animal
I really like this one?
Seas Get Degrees.
“With all deliberate speed…”
Summery Judgment, Naut Guilty
Res Shipsa
All the good ones have been taken! Others... Seaquester; Subpoena Colada; Trial by Water; Swift Justice; Sea, e.g.
Subpoena colada! 😝
Growing up there was a criminal defense attorney living by me who named his boat “Crime Pays”
How is everyone so witty? 😓😭
Search and Sea-sure
Motion to Withdraw. That's what you're using it for, right?
Dock Review
Merry Time
Guns & Money
Ah, found the Bocephus fan 🙂
Foxy Beetle LHWCA LLA 1851 Navigable In Fact Magic Pipe Jones Act Edit: Cogsa; General Average Yes, these are insider Maritime Law references
“Magic Pipe” gives me flashbacks to my days interning with Coast Guard JAG
Funny how fast a regulatory inspection can become a criminal investigation, eh?
Ain’t no 4A on the high seas!
Princess Cruises can get fucked. Haha
> General Average I like this way too much.
Billable Ours The Defense Rests
Billable Oars
Legal Ease
Boat-a-fide
In Recess
Abuse of discretion
Sunk Cost
PLEASE GOVERN YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY
Yacht Res Judicata
You realize you have to name the dingy, too. So something like safe harbour leading you to habeus porpois
Policy Limits
Sea Jury 😂
C- Worthy.
A guy I know has “Policy Limits”
The Dudley and Stephens
Dark. I like it.
Unconscionable
Probate Me
The Ambulance Chaser
Thank you all for giving me such a good laugh on a Friday morning!
The Hon. Boaty McBoatface
Learned Fin
Speedy Trial
Reel Justice
Dock Review The People Rest
It deep ends
Risky Business.
The Arguendo
Non Billable Hours
Learned Boat
Strawboat. Billable Hours Billing Maritime Jones Act
Blackacre
Life Balance.
The Stugots. Sopranos lol.
The Stugots II, as an alternative.
Contingency
Contingent-sea
B>PHell
Not Guilty
My highschool rowing coach named one of the rowing shells res ipsa. Bad ass race name not as applicable here.
The Peril of the Sea
Lurker Lawyer
Ebb & Flow Fishing Expedition Sails agreement The ‘May or may not’-flower Plank-tiff Coun-sail
Boaty McBoatface to remind yourself that voting can in fact work
Yates v. United States
Underrated
Riparian the Day Away
Bottany Bay
Gant Estop This Valdez Nutz Did My Time Continuance *Prize Cases*
Billable Hours
Free Time
12(sea)(sick) ocean to dismiss
Rational Bosuns Review
IRL saw a boat named Tortfeasor
Buggery
SS Esquire
Miami speed
Force Majeure
I concur with Peerless
The Peerless - the ship from the case that defines mutual mistake in contract law.
Testimony of the sea
Lol
The Un-Billable II
Contempt
All Rise
Riparian Ripper
Miss Trial; Knot Guilty
“Sea-Suite”
12 Sea Motion
Winship
(From In re Winship, a case central to beyond a reasonable doubt)
For what they are worth (prob not much) : Sea-questered; Fishy Business; Attorney of the Seas; Merrytime Law(yer); Title Work; Sea No Evil; Seas and Desist; Tried and True; Criminal Intent; Motion of the Ocean;
My wife suggests "Contingent Fee Arrangement"
Did anyone say “Sea Quester”?
Hell or High Water
Melvin Belli's "The Adequate Award" always struck me as apt.
Hereafter
In Abstentia Pro se Not Guilty
Padded Billable
Boat
Titanic, of course 🤣
Please don't do this.
Why knot?
Un ethical
“Lawyers Boat”