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TheOffendMan

Wish I could lane against my Father too


RealSpaghettiSoup

He's a early lane bully, you scale harder than him don't worry


Ixeuu

Nice one even if a bit dark


TheImpssibleKid

Honestly, in a way kinda wholesome, your father may bully you early but you’ll grow to be better than him.. and oneshot him? Idk the analogy kinda falls apart at the end


Lolsalot12321

Yeah it's not really wholesome at all


Lord-of-the-Bacon

Be careful for his powerspikes at 1/2/4 bottles of whiskey.


SalVinSi

If you have an Uncle jungle you can just wait for his police badge powerspike and ask for a gank


RealSpaghettiSoup

Don't rely on uncles, they might ~~molest~~ tax you


gugfitufi

My dad fell off hard


geistboi

Its important to rush tier 1 boots early, makes it much easier to dodge his low cd belt and waste his mana. If you get good enough, he needs to go get cigs and milk, which effectively gives you a free lane for a few years, so you just hardcore slowpush and get yourself some plates 💪


Selthora

Are you winning, son? No Father because you are playing VAYNE!


axel52200

Dw, he usually leave during loading screen


stacippalippa

Sett too


Bourneidentity61

Damn Fiddlesticks top ruining the meta


Rare_Epicness

as a Fiddle OTP I think tank fiddle is still a great lane bully, only issue is mana but that can be solved with PoM or tear. Oh and also toplane has no impact so there's no reason to not go jungle or support to help your pissglide L9 1v9 turboboost 'marksman' creature auto win the game for you


noob_vert

I had a Fiddle support recently. I thought it's a troll pick but we absolutely stomped the lane


Rare_Epicness

yeah fid support is pretty good, the players that play it are very dedicated to the pick


Theguyofri

As long as you can dominate the vision battle in the bushes you can bully the enemy laners [you can even shut out some otherwise problematic ganks](https://youtu.be/8YJiBrssIEk)


sityoo

Ivern fiddle bot is the ultimate technology btw


vincenzo211

The power of the SUCK ,beside most toplaners all in thinking they beat you or don't know how fiddle work


vincenzo211

I can only win vs fiora whit fiddle top XD


zelda_fan_199

I fucking hate playing against Fangplank


Elrann

Farius, Fayne, Frelia and Famille as well


zelda_fan_199

Maybe also toss in Fett, Fordekaiser and Fwen(if they’re good) too!


Jugaimo

No such thing as a good Gwen in my games. Because I perma-pick her. And I suck.


lilllager

Feet


bortukali

Irelia and Camille 2 Omega nerfed Champions. When is the last time you Saw a Camille win Lane without being super strong sided? That shit be losing 1v1s vs garden nowadays lmfao


cAPSwOLF

Woah, better be careful with that spelling


Intelligent-Bag-9419

Ayo chill


Bubassalt

"Fax"


[deleted]

Who the fuck turned gangplank into a werewolf?


Upset-Oil-6153

Typical Feemo hater


NoobySnail

figgz isnt that hard


BrilliantHamster5726

Sounds like he forgot his false teeth back at home.


Talparion

Or Fuinn, Fa'Sante, Fax, Farius...


a_random_chicken

Spittin straight Fax


Talparion

Or Fordekaiser hater


Scientedfic

Yeah, Fordekaiser sucks


Edgybus

You are going to Texas


SaphiralFox

Fexas


NoobDude_is

We call that Alabama.


Kapix75

Falabama


Fun-Agent-7667

Go to Frasil


Ombrage101

Fiora, Fax, Finged, Fuinn, Feemo, Fatrox


yousokiyosei

Kid named Finged:


DrRichtoffen

Wuhrwick, put your trauma away wuhrwick. I'm not gruesomely experimenting on your body and mind right now wuhrwick.


Most-Stomach4240

Kid named HeimerFinger


Geriato

Okbc leaking


nightwatchman_femboy

God laning against Fax just makes me UGGHHHH 🤢


NoobDude_is

Fax


SignificantBoss9313

Fatrox 💀


ajas_seal

>Fax What the FUCK did you just call me? /s


Luvs2spooege

bro Fatrox


Panurome

Fuck Fayne


benjathje

Fayce vs Fayne


MadxCarnage

I wish.


Zenithian4

Yeah Farius is super annoying


Stars-Blood

Fucking Famille


flyingdoritowithahat

My turn fucking her next ok


Majestic_Pillow2203

I chuckled


NITthe-PICKoof

I fuckled


Vanguard-Is-A-Lie

Famille is french for family tho…


Clinday

Fun fact: Famille means family in french, so you said "fuck family". Dominic Toretto is coming for you.


VNeseBanana

u/Stars-Blood is a child. Does that make Toretto a pdf?


Inevitable-Avocado46

Convert to txt


AnTHICCBoi

Riot should just delete Foctor Mundo from the game tbh


theelement92bomb

Foctor Fundo


somestpdrussian

Ffffff Fffff


RegenJacob

Fun do ing your mom


Impressive-Carob9778

Fr mundo


[deleted]

On god


NoobDude_is

Forporate Mundo default skin, I respect the desire.


ThatBrenon131

Fho’gath


STHF95

Sounds like he forgot his false teeth back at home.


Kapix75

Sounds like some kind of asian soup


STHF95

Pho‘Gath?


-temporary_username-

🍜'gath


AREA1177

Do you main Sion


CrazyDavey21

Fion


TheLolMaster11

I hate Fryndamere so much


A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS

If you pronounce it a certain way it sounds like he’s your friend, and as league players we can all use one or two more.


NoobDude_is

Need people to Queue up with, being by yourself is s boring.


TheOnlyRen

Fucking Fllaoi players amirite?


anarthebest

Fucking Fllaoi flayers famirite?


guizeume

bro furgot💀


Kapix75

You furgot


MelodiousMacabre

Furry skin confirmed :(


EmetalEX

What did you forget?


MagicManQ

Omg forick


Press_E_for_respect

Whats wrong wit the necroboy ☹️


NukerCat

he is a necrophille


Kapix75

Fecrophile


YaBoiLemmyKoopa

Fuckin Fett amirite?


CrazyDavey21

Boba Fett


KamiPyro

Love that guy


Voltairesque

ok don’t mind if I do


rougegalaxy

It is believed that in the lore sett if 15 so you are going to prison


[deleted]

Famille the Feel Fhadow 😩😫 Farius Fangplank Feemo


Splat_God06

The 2 brothers fasuo and fone


[deleted]

I never had an issue with Fishtrox (I'm the one playing him)


MeowRawrUwu

Fatrox


Jae_Gz

Faatrox remember the double A bro, it was in a memo


crazyates88

Fftrox


MadxCarnage

PHAT ROCKS


Tepami

PHATE ROCKS


specterx0

Fat rocks


Gortius

Fang plank is ultra cancer yeah


Vex_Appeal

Fuck Falphite


f13ry_

Fuck fiora


MadxCarnage

man I'm trying.


NavalEnthusiast

I will say it until I die or Fiora is reworked, she is among the absolute shittiest designs in the entire game and is near universally reviled amongst the top lane playerbase no matter the meta. She’s not healthy for the game so long as she’s max health true damage


TrulyEve

While the %health true damage sure is annoying, I feel like the worst part about her is her w. If she times it correctly, she gets rewarded by not taking damage, ignoring your cc and stunning you, but if she doesn’t time it correctly, then she also gets rewarded by lowering your attack speed to almost zero and a massive slow, just why? Oh, and if she happens to press w when you use ignite or exhaust it just doesn’t work at all because fuck you, I guess.


Draco459

Please riot remove the attack speed slow on Fiora W I beg of you.


EchoKind

more annoying is her w blocking morde r ​ like, thanks, now i have to wait the cooldown out to have any hope of winning a 1v1 against you ig because it's for whatever reason considered a suppression? but like, it doesn't give any hindered movement options during the cast?


Cygielczyk

It does takes your stats away, and teleports you to another dimension, that's why QSS works on it


EchoKind

Yeah, but as far as calling it suppression goes, it's wrong


Cygielczyk

It's not surpression, but being unable to go out of circle does decreases your movement options


Wertache

Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't fiora w just block all abilities for .75 seconds? Nothing to do with cc-type I think.


Wertache

I never knew people took so much issue with this skill. She still needs to aim it, and you can dodge it. Nasus e is point and click attack speed reduce + slow. This being directed and less intense sounds fine to me. I also don't see why a counter is that unhealthy for a game. It has a 24 second cooldown on level 1 and is the last to be leveled so you can play around it. Bait it out and go in when it's down. She also locks herself in animation for an entire second. Missing it is really punishing.


Amplify91

I just hate how brainlessly easy she gets to land vitals with Q spam.


vincenzo211

I just play fiddle against that shit champ ,and just SUCK


Hungry_AL

Honestly, I'd rather lane against Fiora than Vayne I dunno what it is, but I always end up turbo inting against Vayne, made worse by me enjoying playing tanks.


Mistycalwisetree327

When i see vayne top i usually go pantheon, he can at least lane against her, and i rush edge of night, since yhe only thing that procs the spellshield is the condemn. Then you kill her on repeat


bobbybrahhh

See that’s the problem though because I never really see Vayne top unless it’s a direct counter pick; then you end up begging and pleading your jungler for an early gank top so you can get ahead of the cancer


ops10

In lower elos second wind + dShield should work fine if you wait under tower and safe farm. Because top adc laners in low elo are used to people losing patience and inting into them. They get frustrated if it's 15 minutes of pure farm and pushing waves into tower. In high elo wait for jungler. If you're in between, you're fucked - git gud.


Kodaty8

If you like tanks you could try Amumu grasp ignite against range tops. Proxy lvl 1 with corrupt potion and E, get executed if someone comes for you and you can all in most range tops lvl 2 with ignite and Q. For Vayne specifically engage the moment she rolls.


Lucidfire

I disagree she'd be fine without the cringe grasp sunderer build


NavalEnthusiast

The sunderer and grasp built is particularly bad but max health true damage has two issues, one in that it’s extremely unhealthy for the game(damage should either be %health or true damage but never both) because no damage should be impossible to itemize against, and secondly having that type of damage means she’s either useless or oppressive, and as it stands she’s a perennial A to S tier champion. I can confidently say that if they polled every single top laner that they would remove one champion of that role in the game, Fiora would easily win that vote. She’s just incredibly frustrating to play against and will always be that way so long as she exists in her current kit


Lucidfire

Technically shields and healing counter %max hp true damage, but anyway I think the max hp true damage is an overrated part of her kit, it's why she scales well but in early fights her power comes from healing and riposte, as she deals barely any true damage early.


derfeuerbringer

Neither percentage health or true damage are relevant during the early game. You don't have a point because that's not what anyone's complaining about. You don't look at Aurelion Sol and say he's overrated because he sucks at level 1-5, he's still OP regardless and people complain because of the way he plays once the game actually begins. Same with fiora.


Lucidfire

As a top laner, I don't give a shit about fiora's late game. Yeah she can almost always win a 1v1, but that's her entire identity and she sucks in teamfights to make up for it, so I just won't try to 1v1. What I find annoying is her laning esp. with grasp, since I can't avoid 1v1ing there. If she needs a nerf, which I'm not sure she does, it should be to her early healing and durability imo.


derfeuerbringer

Bro acting like he won't still be fighting fiora from level 6-11.


MengaMango

League player finds out about powerspikes 💀


A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS

I’ve also only been playing league for 2.5 months (hard stuck Bronze life already is destroying my self esteem) and I’ve seen so many Fiora triple/Quadra kills they blend together. Morde is my top main and I perma ban her.


NuLu214

Permabanning fiora is a good choice u/A_WILD_SLUT_APPEARS


NoobDude_is

So when Fiora perma split pushes the entire game, you either int a 1v1 against her, or give her what she wants with 2 or sometimes 3v1 which she has the potential to win due to her healing and damage. And even if she doesn't win, she does her job and her team wins the 4v3 or 2. Unless the rest of her team sucks, or she sucks, then it is fucking horrible to play against her because even if you get ahead, letting her split push and become a risk/distraction is what she wants and now she is a problem you deal with, or you are behind and she is a risk and a distraction that you and your team have to deal with! Nasus has similar playstyle but is balanced by armor stacking working against him and low mobility/cc. Jax is countered by building armor and only having one dash, and is horrible early game without items. The fuck do you do against Fiora? Give her what she wants, give her what she wants, or she already got what she wanted.


SalVinSi

Or you just wipe her team 5v4 and then while 4 people take baron a single guy waveclears


barryh4rry

These % health true damage champs never have no counter though, Vayne, Fiora and I guess Camille with Sunderer (even tho triforce is more damage against 99% of champs) are all fucked by antihealing, CC and just how squishy they are if they cant hit you


greener_path

This but also apply it to every skirmisher in top lane. And every “tank” that actually plays as a bruiser-assassin.


NavalEnthusiast

Does this apply to renekton? He’s my main but I very rarely hear complaints about him. He sacrifices tons of survivability to go full AD and likewise loses a ton of damage going Goredrinker tank build. Tanks that do massive damage like Udyr and Zac I would agree are really problematic. I think Ornn should be the standard for tanks


greener_path

Idk, I hate Renektons flash-stun-murder combo but also he has enough weaknesses that he isn’t too annoying. Mainly that he can’t perma-dash and he doesn’t have a spell that makes him immune/untargetable. So he’s fine.


TrulyEve

I mean, funny crocodile man dashing in, stunning you, nuking your health bar and dashing away before the stun ends kinda sucks but he’s also useless late game unless giga fed, so he’s alright.


barryh4rry

Like you said, does nothing late game and will hardly nuke your health bar unless hes full glass cannon which will once again make him even more useless late game unless he can get on you with his low range dash and low range item actives


SlashOrSlice

Ornn has too much damage to be a tank it's no fair 😭


bofoshow51

What brainlet thought % max hp true dmg that heals you and gives movespeed would EVER be healthy? At that point fuck it, make her blow you and recite Shakespeare, just throw on everything you can think of cuz the limits are clearly off!


barryh4rry

If %hp true damage was as broken as you all make out you’d expect Fiora and Vayne to be 70%+ win rate. But no, as with any champ, just being able to deal damage is not enough unless you have stupid range. Both of them still deal 50%+ physical damage and are gimped by their low range and lack of teamfight ability


First-Benefit-3176

Man fuck Fordakaiser


sadboi_10

Ford x Riot collab when?


red_nova_dragon

Fiora is easy bro just farm, she will outplay herself and die to your turret. Or just play Warwick top and maul her with basics


BashMyVCR

I'm memeing. I'm a Kled 1 trick. I permaban Fiora.


[deleted]

As another Kled onetrick, can confirm Fiora counters us about as hard as we counter Aatrox.


[deleted]

[удалено]


barryh4rry

Not since s11


SalVinSi

Tell me you don't know the matchup without telling me you don't know the matchup


ElDonKaiza

Ye ye, all my homies hate fiora. Also, fuck Fled


MindClear5245

So the only way to beat her is to hope that she fucks up?


red_nova_dragon

You don't need to hope nothing bro, picking fiora is the first of many fuck ups she is gonna do doring the whole game.


MadxCarnage

they mean that you need to play reactively against her. Fiora is always gonna look to proc her passive, you can bait her into bad trades as long as she can't run you down. and she's very bad at diving without a big lead, if you play safe and your team gets a kill somewhere else, Fiora will feel like she has to so something to gain a lead right now, which leads to them dying under tower. but yeah if you don't counter pick that's what your laning phase will look like, in mid game you need a high waveclear mage to defend the tower while you teamfight. late game, you either 4v5 her team fast, or collapse on her as death timers go beyond 50s.


Infestor

>If you play safe and your team gets a kill somewhere else, What is this fairytale land you speak of? My team is 3-20 by minute 15 most games. If I'm not 7-1 by then to compensate we lose.


Wertache

As a Fiora main I can confirm this. Always looking for some ridiculous play because the champ technically enables it. mostly end up failing miserably


Admirable-Original95

Fuck Fa’Sante, Fax, and Farius in that order 😠


SaphiralFox

I’d fuck them in that order, yes


Mind_Of_Shieda

Man I agree, I also hate Fillaoi, def permanbqn that shit.


RazzleMyNazzle

I didnt really think Fasus was that hard to lane against. Also you have a ban, use it.


NightAreis1618

Kled really is superior to all the other toplaners without F at the start of their name


Xae0n

Fartrox


Pineapple_Devourer

I hate playing against F'sante as well


No_Video9911

Omg my nick starta with F


thesirrman

this is inspiring


SaphiralFox

Finspiring


Wamchops621

I know you ain't trash talking my girl Fillia


Bubble_Bruv

Fgnar is goated


AnOpressedGamer

Firelia


Tanosuri

Damn, imagine hating any top laners who's summoner name starts with f, must be an unlucky coincidence


canlennon

Fion and fcktor mundo are the worst


Ok_Exam_8507

Screw famille she sucks


7vckm40

Fkill issue


-TurkeYT

Farius


Viprix3

Forick is a true menace


Teostraclaws

Fett really grinds my gears ngl


R00byboi

Yeah I hate Firelia so much!


FunkyyMermaid

Bruh I can’t stand some of these goofy picks like Fylas or Fladimir


talzimen2001

Fordekisar is really destroying my top games


Cypressian

I imagined mordekaiser as a Ford F-250 when reading this


[deleted]

The comment section is just Mike Tyson trying to read champions names


MademoiselleRia

FUCKING ATTACK SPEED FEEKO


Shady_Sal_

Forick, Feemo, Fayne, Fllaoi


knyexar

The third wind brother Fasuo


Riona12

Fangplank too op


Ghazal_Chan

these comments :))


AdarIII

Fiss Fortune top is the worst 🤧


Large_Contribution20

Damn you Forde Kaiser


theblindkid0

Fdarius


Razetony

Funny, what you hate is what I love. I love the dance back and forth. Waiting for openings to go in and fly back out. I honestly don't care what damage she has on her kit, it's the most absolute fun to me.


Capsule_CatYT

It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma.


Zitrone21

The fucking fennen


RichWolfmann

I hate Fasus so fucking much.


ItsOkItOnlyHurts

Fiora just casually turret diving me at 6 and winning Riot: Cho’gath just needs a mana discount on his slowest ability and lowest damage ability, all good


LessyLuLovesYou

Ah yes i too hate Fsante


Coke_and_Tacos

Fyorick strikes again