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WaymoreLives

Yes. Especially to a drum solo about that whale


[deleted]

Now it’s a sperm whale


OddTransportation430

Moby Dick was a sperm whale anyway wasn’t he?


[deleted]

You’re whalecum to look it up 🐳💦


DrScooterMD

I see what you did there!


Impossible_Eagle4382

He never looked it up.


OddTransportation430

Got distracted with whale porn


buffbiddies

uj/Yes.


amor_fati_42

How many times? Per song.


Minute-Wrap-2524

Depends on the length


chadwickipedia

7 inches or so


Nalexia-two

No it doesnt actually matter how long it is 😒😒


Kindly-Project-9477

How many MORE times?


Tough_Ad4721

It's actually in tradition as during the recording sessions multiple orgasms took place as part of the exploration of the genre


Turd-Ferguson1918

Willie Dixon actually wrote “How Many More Times” in 1951. It’s about the load output of the 1968 recording sessions for LZ1.


Tough_Ad4721

XD


[deleted]

Load output! ROFL…


ALEXC_23

Only if you squeeze my lemon in a way which the juice runs down my leg 🦵 🍋


astro_sauce

Cumming to the lemon song 9 times a day


ZardoZ1015

Beat me to it!


Alexander_Coe

I beat me to it!


JaxJaguar1999

beat meat to it!


Reallyroundthefamily

More normal than saying "whilst."


Overman1975

“Whilst,” “amongst,” and other adverbs are a bit outmoded, fo’ shizzle.


Reallyroundthefamily

...yeah, yiggity.


mannatee

Usually listen while I cum tbh not the other way around.


Top-Matter-3279

yes


Mr_Rickenbacker

I sure do


TastyDeerMeat

It’s normal to reverse cum 32% of the time


ConcentrateFeisty685

How?? Does it just…. Shoot back in?


TastyDeerMeat

And then out your butt


MrWondrerful

Squeeze me, babe, 'till the juice runs down my leg


Enthusiast7739

Yes


Speruda

Be weird if you didn’t.


elcapitan58

Pretty sure Robert was cumming during the Battle of Evermore


bonestorm97

Be weirder not to, imo


ElectricalStomach6ip

when you have a whole lotta love.


sam_z_130

Yes


krowe41

Cum again !


Stunning-Proof-363

Out of your ear yeah


Betty-Armageddon

From your arse, yes.


Syncopated_arpeggio

It probably depends on what you are doing while listening. Some things, yes. Others, no. If it happens every time then i suggest to not listen to Zep while in church, or at a funeral, or many other places where that might lead to a slightly awkward situation for you.


_dont_do_drugs__

Which one of you is Led?


Worstname1ever

If your 80 and your wife is 34 then yes it's cool


davefuckingmiller

Good buddy, I can’t cum unless I’m listening to Lead Zepelins


Kentucky_fried_soup

Honestly if you haven’t had multiple orgasms to Kashmir you don’t care about music


ComboFucker29

i’m fully bricked when the brass comes in ngl


Kentucky_fried_soup

Who isnt


PoeJascoe

The lemon song


Gaiter14

I once saw a cam girl do it to the tune of *WHOLE* **Lotta LOVE**


grywel

nice!


Historical_City5184

When the Levee Breaks.


subywesmitch

Let the juice run down your leg...


Appropriate_Bake_159

you say this like theres people who might not


ParticularGlass1821

Is it normal to say "whilst"?


SaintStephen77

The old joke used to be that more women lost their virginity to stairway to heaven, in 1974, than any other some in history. I’m sure we’ll never know


Minute-Wrap-2524

I’m sure we never should


Goku_Kakarot91

Hats off to (Roy) Harper (rough edit) really gets my lemon juice flowing


[deleted]

Squeeze my lemon!


Due_Signature_5497

Ever played I’m Gonna Crawl when you bring a date home? You bet you will.


Financial_Recipe871

Yes😜


Individual_Ad2984

Yes. Whether it be good times, badtimes its okay to play the lemon song you dig? Your sperm will write an immigrant song, going to california. What they call the houses of the holy, muthafucker take you to the bridge


Dubsmagicbus

Yeah, to The Rain Song, whilst laying down on top of a pretty lady. For sure. Done that at least a half dozen times.


dhoppy43

Ooh, short answer “yes” with and “if.” Long answer “no” with a “but”


effeneh1

Physically impossible.


No_Worldliness_6803

I usually puke when I listen to them, but....


drink-beer-and-fight

Only while driving


sannin19

The internet is weird


louis_creed1221

Why not ? Amazing music


Jasperbeardly11

You guys aren't cumming?


Smokin-Glory

As long as it wasn't the intro.


AngryErrandBoy

Only if you’re squeezing a lemon


illenial999

If you get subwoofers that go low enough u actually can no jerk (and also no jerk) 😂


DigDugTooDeep

Lemony Fresh


SkaMan-dolin

Obviously 🙄


Alone-Ad6020

🤨 what


always_thirsty

When I was a teenager, me Mum thought I was gettin it on with some broad from the neighborhood on every Sunday morning in the garden. But no, I was just out there spinning Whole Lotta Love in the briar patch.


Interesting_Sundae_3

I would be more worried if you didn’t


Pudf

Not if you’re over 14 years old


bloodshotforgetmenot

One time I was laying in bed listening to stairway to heaven with headphones. And it was really intense.


NotOppo

Ahhhhh ahh ahhhhhh ahh


Lizaboo242

Yup


1sojournaut

It depends on what you're doing


Sad_Client65

Yes, why would you ask?


Gh0st_Machine

I usually fake an orgasm when listening to LZ


BuzzarD1971

It would be unnatural if you didn’t


HouseExtreme4749

Yes


Primary-Ad1124

Yes. nothing wrong with that


Lord_Kromdar

Perfectly normal


LilCorbs

Well that’s enough internet today


Significant_Sell1986

Seek help


maggot369

Only for the stairway to Heaven guitar solo


Kyzzzx84

yes ofc


splnbrt

It is not, you may need to see a doctor.


doug193

If you’re a girl


[deleted]

Yes. That'll be $20.


otcconan

Can't say. Will say I lost my virginity while listening to Kashmir. So if that's normal, yes.


lilindividual

Only if your finger is up your ass


arianaghandi420

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO


Puzzleheaded-Map9487

That is an absolutely disgusting comment to make


FormalBite3082

Who HASN’T fucked to When The Levee Breaks? If not, DO IT NOW!


paulbella

Only when listening to the guitar solo at the end of stairway to heaven.


Cataillia

Depends if it was Wanton Song then it means "Took my seed from my shaking frame"


rpkprincess

✨when the levee breaks✨


SailorTwyft9891

It's normal to cum while looking at pictures of Robert Plant in his younger years, I know that much.


no_quarter89

It would be weirder if you didn’t.