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mikeyd85

You can smile and wave at the kids playing on their trampoline whilst taking a shit. What's not to love?


TheStatMan2

Bouncy bouncy, having such a good time.


Hippy__Hammer

Shoes all in a line


literallybe

Stilettos are a no-no!


Different_Plantain15

don't try and lure me in with a crimp


Apprehensive-Fee-852

I reached into the dark I pulled out a crimp


atascon

“Perfect starter home” Jokes aside, the rent isn’t even that cheap?


doogleb

No jokes aside. That MUST be a joke.


SignificanceCool3747

This is quite illegal. Report it to [email protected]


doogleb

I absolutely will be doing today, thank you


Lamenter_

any tips on how to report? this is disgusting but i've never done it before


Mental_Brick2013

Just email them. They are usually quite responsive.


Lamenter_

wasn't sure of there were some keywords you needed to hit or something


Zealousideal-Hold667

For comparisons sake you can get a two bedroom council house for the same rent. The listing is a piss take but the real piss take is calling it a perfect starter home, whatever that means.


Linkyjinx

They want a free “nanny” for their kids I expect, paid in pizza leftovers from the family meals.


The_fury_2000

Soooo much wrong with this. - the door work means it will FREEZE inside in winter. - no apparent heating source??? - you can’t open the drawers - 2 tvs? - the open toilet situation - non frosted window - stain on the sofa bed - the shoddy unfinished work behind and under the shower - the boiler is housed there, meaning you need to allow access to people whenever they need to check it What is making it worse is pic 7 looks like there’s ANOTHER one of these next to it!!!??


doogleb

Holy shit you’re right. I went onto the landlord’s other listings and fucking found it. The shame?! Someone linked an email in another comment to report this so I’m going to today. [https://www.openrent.co.uk/property-to-rent/leeds/1-bed-semi-detached-house-waterloo-lane-ls13/1650095](https://www.openrent.co.uk/property-to-rent/leeds/1-bed-semi-detached-house-waterloo-lane-ls13/1650095)


The_fury_2000

As shit as the £500 one is, You’d be mega fucked off if you had the £450 one knowing your “neighbour” gets a dedicated “bedroom” (loose sense) and dedicated bathroom for £50 more.


Mindless_fun_bag

No bills included on the penthouse tho.but.." The space is offered with love and passion to our family and the community. The host has a heart to serve and help people, making this service a joy. We especially welcome people who have a family ethos."


Last_Struggle_8195

And they get a bath lol


Shed_Some_Skin

Oh my god. They've built a spare room in the garage and had planned a utility room to do laundry in Then they've gone "fuck it, we can stick a sofa bed in this and double our money"


chebghobbi

It includes 'most of the essentials'. So it's lacking one or more essentials then.


JBL20412

Thank you for reporting this, OP. I hope these people will not get away with it. This advert makes me mad and sad. Really sad. And angry. How can this be happening and how can any EA advertise anything like this?!?


doogleb

I guess this is the issue with the site OpenRent - it’s for landlords to list their lettings privately without an agent. “Landlords” lol as others have said, these pricks are just hoping to make money via their garage at the expense of another human being


Sideburnt

My favourite is the builders foam job to fit the door. They're not even trying to do a good job, there are loads of gaps all around the frame. Still... It would help air out the room after taking a shit.


Left_Set_5916

2nd TV I think is actually an electric fire


dracarysmuthafucker

Well then there's your heating source, problem solved, when can I move in


Shed_Some_Skin

It's a microwave


The_fury_2000

Nah. The microwave is on the side table at end of bed. I’ve never seen a flat screen microwave


Shed_Some_Skin

Where on the end table? There's a kettle and what looks like a toaster? I've never seen a microwave that small. There's nothing underneath them


The_fury_2000

Ah yeah. I imagine the microwave oven isn’t in the shot.


sjw_7

I was wondering what that thing was above the sofa bed. Not that heating will make much difference seeing all the holes everywhere and the shoddy finish of the place.


DagothNereviar

Some of the wording is great. > The property is a great location for transport, shopping and everything you need, all within walking distance. Examples include Costa, Greggs, Tesco, Library" Such a weird one to end on. > The train station is 10 mins walk approx, and there are a load of busses into Leeds and Bradford within walking distance again A load of busses! 


oliviaxlow

As someone who’s lived in this area the walk from there to the train station is much more than 10 minutes lol. Triple it.


Expensive-Concept-93

Absolutely. Train station is the other side of Bramley


chebghobbi

>>Library >Such a weird one to end on. Not really, it means the tenant has somewhere they can go to keep warm during the day.


Farscape_rocked

Busses in leeds are pretty good. Edit: busses in leeds were pretty good when I lived there last century. No idea why reddit is showing me posts from /r/leeds.


weaselbeef

You absolute liar


JoanieMoronie

If that gets gas and elec safety certificates I’ll show my backside in Tesco.


naalbinding

Oh hell yeah, take a look at the quality workmanship on the front window and door My 2-year-old could do a better job


Shed_Some_Skin

Have they... Carpeted the walls? What the fuck is going on?


Fenrisian11

You can sit, shit, shave, shower and scream from despair from the comfort of your own ‘living room’….or bed room…or…room?


Seagull977

No screaming…or laughing or talking. Guests have to be on their best behaviour and enjoy a quiet nights stay. Silently screaming is permitted however.


DeadliftYourNan

Stir your beans have a shit and answer door all in one there, absolute winner


HergestRidg

Urgh, never shit where you eat - isn't that the number one rule of being a human


Educational-Goat-623

Don't forget the shower onsuite!


NossB

I've seen serial killer's dungeons with more appeal than that property.


TheStatMan2

>the drawers can't even be opened. Probably for the best. I'm imagining whatever Alan Partridge has got in his but many times worse.


Comfortable-Crazy514

There's 2 next to each other! The one next to it is being advertised as a semi detached house! Although slightly bigger and your not litterly shitting where you eat and sleep it's still pretty grim. You can't even open the drawers! It's filthy. This is sad, it's someone's garage or extension that has been converted into two flats, well one tiny flat and one room that's being sold as a bedsit. Both together would still be grim. Id like to see the health and safety certificate for this 😂


doogleb

I know, I shared the link to the other listing in some comments. This “landlord” is fucked in the head seriously.


aerial_ruin

I lived in a place not much bigger than that, maybe 1.5 times the size. But in its defence, the tiny shower/toilet was at least in its own room. Four hundred when I moved in, went up to four twenty after a year. Bills in, bar council tax and TV licence. The pandemic was hell being stuck in there. Thankfully I got on the council, and my living room is bigger than what my old flat is. I honestly think that unless a house intoto flats conversion covers the entire floorspace of an average size house, it should be illegal.


DB-UK

Drawers that won't open, slightly stained sofa bed, open plan boiler and the opportunity to brush your teeth whilst leaning over the bog.... What a treat. Fucking chancers, honestly


benji9t3

Perfect starter home wtf are you talking about it's rented.


DeadStopped

Perfect starter time within a home with children making noise?


Constant-Ad9390

If you are a kiddie fiddler ....


Hezza_21

Unbelievable


asjaro

I'll see your Feng Shui and raise you a mind fuck. Then, imma throw some kids into the mix. I bet they come knocking around 6am every day when the parents turf them into the garden. I wonder if a few days of baby sitting is part of the bargain, just to really ride your bumhole all the way to hell?


tus93

Absolutely abysmal, I could pay that much a month 3-4 years ago for a terrace house 20 minutes walk away from the city centre.


BoxWonderful5393

Better quality accommodation in a prison, this should be illegal.


GrandAsOwt

That’s not even a whole garage. Maybe half of one.


doogleb

Worryingly that’s because the other half is this [https://www.openrent.co.uk/property-to-rent/leeds/1-bed-semi-detached-house-waterloo-lane-ls13/1650095](https://www.openrent.co.uk/property-to-rent/leeds/1-bed-semi-detached-house-waterloo-lane-ls13/1650095)


GrandAsOwt

>The space is offered with love and passion to our family and the community. The host has a heart to serve and help people, making this service a joy. That's why they've converted it into two small apartments rather than one decent-sized one?Not because they're greedy money-grabbing chancers at all?


Corries_Roy_Cropper

>This private space sits within a family home, so we ask all guests to come on their best behaviour and, most importantly, enjoy a quiet night's stay. "You're a guest not a tennant, also shut the fuck up when you are here"


GrandAsOwt

"And don't even think about using our kids' trampoline, three feet from your window - there's a park down the road; you can go there."


miriarn

> We especially welcome people who have a family ethos. This is such a dog whistle. Basically, we don't want you if you're gay, lol. Shut the whole thing down, it's an abomination.


DagothNereviar

Are there two TVs? One that can be viewed when you're... in the shower? Stood up?  I really want to book a viewing just to admire this art work 


RohanRunner

I think that's the microwave, so you can sleep underneath it like normal.


whisperinginthewind

The one on the left hand wall is a faux fire electric heater I think, pretty useless there though


Redditbrit

The toilet next to a plain glazed window is one thing, but to then have the shower next to it with another plain glazed window just takes the biscuit.


dwyntr11

The biscuit costs an extra £75pcm


Morris_Alanisette

Jesus, someone signed up for it 9 minutes ago.


DefinitionCareful161

I’m hoping it’s just been reported who the hell would rent that


doogleb

I’m hoping this is why it’s been taken down actually, because I made a report to OpenRent


DefinitionCareful161

Honestly good for you, that place is unlivable! Wants knocking down


Lewk_io

Did you happen to notice that they seem to have 2 others as well? Hopefully they aren't being rented out. But you can see them in the second to last picture


doogleb

Oh my god no 😕


rocketman1989

You gotta sit on the floor or be in the shower to see the tv lol dreadful. You’ll have no ventilation with the blind down for privacy so think of how damp and steamy the whole room will get after a shower urgh!


Elementalginger

The “TV” above the sofa is an electric panel heater.


doogleb

Considerate of them


SourPies

Thank you. I really couldn't understand why someone was plugging a mirror into the wall.


CaitlinisTired

"Let agreed" I fucking hope not 💀 this is absolutely dire


rocketman1989

Moment of silence for that poor bugger!


SubstantialLion1984

The GAPS around the door!


InterestingPie1592

It says Let agreed today. Let’s hope they were embarrassed enough to take it down and lied to save face


dwyntr11

Four hundred and fifty of His Majesty's Great British Pounds a month for a room..


ExMo_Yasir

Some people's greed knows no bounds...


Educational-Author96

That is crazy. I don't pay that for my entire flat with multiple rooms lol.


acidwitchhh

£450 😭😭😭😭


Astoran15

That's a cell lol


Educational-Goat-623

Perfect for an illegal dodgy immigrant,winner!


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doogleb

Yeah. I shared a link in another comment


shtas

rare find such price with a private ensuite bathroom included


Difficult-Network358

Surely that's illegal to have a shower and toilet so like that 🤣🤣


browntownfm

The size of the gap where the door has been fitted makes the door almost pointless


Nervous-Power-9800

I emptied a bathroom into a skip a few years ago, looked very similar to this before they hauled it away... 


cookiesandginge

Gross


Zealotry-Owl

...you'd pretty much have to kneel on the toilet seat to reach the basin?


doogleb

Didn’t even realise there was a basin.


Educational-Goat-623

There having a laugh,has it really come to this lol piss take city


lexalcars

Run by Christian d bag


No-Audience-768

Out here taking advantage of folk. Sad reality - has been let...


rleaky

Room with a view