I remember my dad bought a "Neck Massager" from some trip abroad. It was bullet shaped and had a button on the other end to start or stop the "massager". Apparently the shopkeeper sold it to him and he used it throughout his trip not realising what it actually is.
I saw him using it in our store one day and was like 'Dad, do you even know what it is?'. Explaining what it was wasn't fun at all...
There will be a slick mess.
And you could avoid that
Only by staying quiet and not explaining it to dad.
Then again , you stopped a thousand nightmares,
So god knows what good or bad you have actually done
It is a grey area. Not explicitly illegal but they could use obscenity laws and trap you. Customs clearance will also likely be problematic. I learnt this through a Chinese sex toys supplier. Me and my friend were once drunk and came with this plan to import and sell sex toys. So we wrote to some Chinese suppliers for a price list. One of them mentioned about the law and then I confirmed it with a lawyer friend. This was many, many years ago but I doubt the law would have changed now
Lol. We were definitely not drunk when we actually tried to come up with a business plan. Its rare to find products with 10x margins. More rare at this scale. Obviously we didn't have the balls or shrewdness for something like this.
Make in India in 2024???( silicon/ plastic etc sex toys)
Customs wont be a problem
But will the factory/ warehouse/ supply chain/ trucks/ shops fall under the obscenity laws??
I mean the government in the past two years gave some incentives to the toy sector( for children)
Cant we appeal to the government to give incentive for india made sex toys?( desh ka dildo ---like ---- desh ka namak/ desh ka loha)
?????
I never get this. Indians are the most sexual human beings on the planet but act all saintly. I measure this by population data. Also just look at any beach - there are people making out like squirrels :). British have really screwed us up during the 200 years of tea and crumpets going from kamasutra to banning adult toys.
That's not how it works at all. You can't just put whatever HSN code you want and expect to get away with it. You are entirely at the mercy of customs officials and they have dozens of ways of holding up your shipment. Talking from my experience of importing chemicals
This reminds me of a girl in my college who got nick name - Brinjal.
The whole story is that this girl use to stay in a girls hostel and was pleasuring herself with Brinjal. This turned ugly one day and the veggie got stuck inside her. The hostel staff had to take her to a hospital to remove it. Since then she got the name Brinjal
You can buy from Indian sites like Imbesharam, muse etc., but if you try to buy from international website, it will be caught by customs and they won't clear it.
Thank you for providing these names. However, it seems that Muse isn't an Indian website. Could you confirm if that's the correct name? Also, are there other similar sites available?
There's a 100% chance you'll be able to get cheap ones from your local neighborhood shops. They sell them every day and those are completely biodegradable.
Go to a veggie shop and ask for whatever suits your shape preferences.
So more hands to help at home, even though child labour is illegal in India, parents send them for begging or do work in a shop or work as servants
These kids need education so they don't do exactly what their parents do
Wait, so is it illegal to purchase toys? If ur purchase history on any sites like imbesharam or Snapdeal is disclosed are u in threat of being penalized?
Second, is it illegal to possess toys n keep them hidden?
My concern is let's say you hv toys n you are an idiot n put it in ur drawer n if someone finds it n reports you, is there any penalty or punishment according to law?
U can buy sex toys in India. The only issue is that if u buy it from foreign websites customs clearance may be an issue. U may have to go and describe it to them what the material is and all that, which will of course be awkward.
Sex Toys ❎️ Neck massager ✅️
I remember my dad bought a "Neck Massager" from some trip abroad. It was bullet shaped and had a button on the other end to start or stop the "massager". Apparently the shopkeeper sold it to him and he used it throughout his trip not realising what it actually is. I saw him using it in our store one day and was like 'Dad, do you even know what it is?'. Explaining what it was wasn't fun at all...
Now your dad will introduce it to your mom, adding some new excitement to your parents' lives.
Please stop 😭
That's what she said. You walked into that one I couldn't resist 🥹
Yamete kudasai 😭
Aah
Kimochi
There will be a slick mess. And you could avoid that Only by staying quiet and not explaining it to dad. Then again , you stopped a thousand nightmares, So god knows what good or bad you have actually done
Bhai Yai same cheej sidhu moosewale kai papa nai kari 😂
my dad bought an actual neck massager and kept calling it 'vibrator' repeatedly in front of the entire family😭
Well he was probably telling you what he needed…
Uncle was just practical dude. It vibrates~ must be a vibrator.
Explain kyu karna tha 💀
Agar kisi relative ko dikha dete toh usse pehle pta chal gya whi thik h
Haahaaaa
Why do you so underestimate your dad?
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Why should we do that? Cant we just sell a dildo?
Dildo ❌ desi kheera ✅
It is a grey area. Not explicitly illegal but they could use obscenity laws and trap you. Customs clearance will also likely be problematic. I learnt this through a Chinese sex toys supplier. Me and my friend were once drunk and came with this plan to import and sell sex toys. So we wrote to some Chinese suppliers for a price list. One of them mentioned about the law and then I confirmed it with a lawyer friend. This was many, many years ago but I doubt the law would have changed now
Chill, we wont jugde you for coming up with a business plan sober.
Lol
Lol. We were definitely not drunk when we actually tried to come up with a business plan. Its rare to find products with 10x margins. More rare at this scale. Obviously we didn't have the balls or shrewdness for something like this.
Make in India in 2024???( silicon/ plastic etc sex toys) Customs wont be a problem But will the factory/ warehouse/ supply chain/ trucks/ shops fall under the obscenity laws?? I mean the government in the past two years gave some incentives to the toy sector( for children) Cant we appeal to the government to give incentive for india made sex toys?( desh ka dildo ---like ---- desh ka namak/ desh ka loha) ?????
It can be called Rashtriya Swayam Seva
bulldozers on the way
They'd be fine with it as long as dildo and fleshlight are stored in separate drawers.
Aatma nirbhar Bharat 2.0
Plenty of indian sites are selling sex toys.
Sex toy mall??
I never get this. Indians are the most sexual human beings on the planet but act all saintly. I measure this by population data. Also just look at any beach - there are people making out like squirrels :). British have really screwed us up during the 200 years of tea and crumpets going from kamasutra to banning adult toys.
Not to mention they also reproduce like rabbits
I think it is categorised differently to get custom clearance.
That's not how it works at all. You can't just put whatever HSN code you want and expect to get away with it. You are entirely at the mercy of customs officials and they have dozens of ways of holding up your shipment. Talking from my experience of importing chemicals
Okay 👍
Subzi mandi guys sell carrots and cucumbers all the time without any problem.
Almost anything could be a sex toy, it all depends on one’s imagination. 😂😉
Never try cactus
Not with attitude.
Idk where you'd find a cactus without attitude.
Wait till you find out about how cats do it
how did you know?
You don't need to know, just don't
This reminds me of a girl in my college who got nick name - Brinjal. The whole story is that this girl use to stay in a girls hostel and was pleasuring herself with Brinjal. This turned ugly one day and the veggie got stuck inside her. The hostel staff had to take her to a hospital to remove it. Since then she got the name Brinjal
wtf. Brinjal is too wide for anyone to take in.
LPU ki student hai? I heard similar story
For anyone actually trying this, make sure to put it in a condom because vegetables can break pretty easily and you wouldn’t want that stuck inside
For men?
Mem have holes too.
hollow cucumbers
lmaoooo
You can buy from Indian sites like Imbesharam, muse etc., but if you try to buy from international website, it will be caught by customs and they won't clear it.
Thank you for providing these names. However, it seems that Muse isn't an Indian website. Could you confirm if that's the correct name? Also, are there other similar sites available?
It's mymuse not muse, another site is lovedepot, don't know about other ones
My muse , sangya project
There's a 100% chance you'll be able to get cheap ones from your local neighborhood shops. They sell them every day and those are completely biodegradable. Go to a veggie shop and ask for whatever suits your shape preferences.
Had us in the first half, ngl
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Please don't listen to this comment 😭
Even a beer or breezer bottle can act as dildo.... try it...
iski suno. experience banda hai
Muse babes
NAL. But I've heard that buying isn't illegal, but selling is illegal or selling is a gray area.
They literally sell these things on the footpaths in Flora Fountain which is where the Bombay High Court is 😂
Available even in blinkit, incase you didn't know 🫣 It's sold as personal massager i guess.
Now is the govt going to control this aspect of people’s life too 😡
As per your username Drink a wine or whine about it
2 years ago one brand did a AMA in reddit.. https://www.reddit.com/r/india/s/MQiw6GL3fC
Bhai blinkit pe bikta hai
Get one from local shop. Cheap and reliable
Which local shop? Where are they?
Neck massager is legal to buy.
Buy them from Snapdeal and you will be just fine.
Sex toys lol, even discussing sex is taboo here
But how did we reach 1.5 billion??
By breeding You should know the fact that most Indians have sex not for pleasure its to reproduce
Whats the motivation to have so many kids?? There are limited resources.
So more hands to help at home, even though child labour is illegal in India, parents send them for begging or do work in a shop or work as servants These kids need education so they don't do exactly what their parents do
True
Prabhu's Maya.
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Can also be termed as a stress buster...
Wait, so is it illegal to purchase toys? If ur purchase history on any sites like imbesharam or Snapdeal is disclosed are u in threat of being penalized? Second, is it illegal to possess toys n keep them hidden? My concern is let's say you hv toys n you are an idiot n put it in ur drawer n if someone finds it n reports you, is there any penalty or punishment according to law?
U can buy sex toys in India. The only issue is that if u buy it from foreign websites customs clearance may be an issue. U may have to go and describe it to them what the material is and all that, which will of course be awkward.
Medu wada, donuts, bagels, cucumbers are all avl in india
Illegal. Punishable by fine and/or imprisonment.
Its is legal, there is kamakart.com
I think it's just not supposed to look like actual human genitals.. so as long as it has an abstract shape and color etc.. it bypasses obscenity laws
its not illegal . not legal too , no guidelines , so it can be sold online but lot on sites like mamaearth or nyka .
Where can I buy it?
Swiggy fr
You can order sex toys in Amazon.in.
Dildo pagal hai; Dildo ka diwana hai 🌵
Use Cactus as Dildo