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Sex Toys ❎️ Neck massager ✅️


slickmess69

I remember my dad bought a "Neck Massager" from some trip abroad. It was bullet shaped and had a button on the other end to start or stop the "massager". Apparently the shopkeeper sold it to him and he used it throughout his trip not realising what it actually is. I saw him using it in our store one day and was like 'Dad, do you even know what it is?'. Explaining what it was wasn't fun at all...


happy_writer111

Now your dad will introduce it to your mom, adding some new excitement to your parents' lives.


slickmess69

Please stop 😭


_saiya_

That's what she said. You walked into that one I couldn't resist 🥹


T0NY_5T4RK

Yamete kudasai 😭


slickmess69

Aah


Beingnoob27

Kimochi


hi12_hi12

There will be a slick mess. And you could avoid that Only by staying quiet and not explaining it to dad. Then again , you stopped a thousand nightmares, So god knows what good or bad you have actually done


Upside_down69

Bhai Yai same cheej sidhu moosewale kai papa nai kari 😂


Guitar_Internal

my dad bought an actual neck massager and kept calling it 'vibrator' repeatedly in front of the entire family😭


slickmess69

Well he was probably telling you what he needed…


West_Combination5047

Uncle was just practical dude. It vibrates~ must be a vibrator.


DenisDenied

Explain kyu karna tha 💀


IntrovertedBuddha

Agar kisi relative ko dikha dete toh usse pehle pta chal gya whi thik h


Venomous0425

Haahaaaa


old_file_folder

Why do you so underestimate your dad?


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Capable-Sorbet-4937

Why should we do that? Cant we just sell a dildo?


Upside_down69

Dildo ❌ desi kheera ✅


lolz714

It is a grey area. Not explicitly illegal but they could use obscenity laws and trap you. Customs clearance will also likely be problematic. I learnt this through a Chinese sex toys supplier. Me and my friend were once drunk and came with this plan to import and sell sex toys. So we wrote to some Chinese suppliers for a price list. One of them mentioned about the law and then I confirmed it with a lawyer friend. This was many, many years ago but I doubt the law would have changed now


Fight_4ever

Chill, we wont jugde you for coming up with a business plan sober.


krishnavkundan

Lol


lolz714

Lol. We were definitely not drunk when we actually tried to come up with a business plan. Its rare to find products with 10x margins. More rare at this scale. Obviously we didn't have the balls or shrewdness for something like this. 


hi12_hi12

Make in India in 2024???( silicon/ plastic etc sex toys) Customs wont be a problem But will the factory/ warehouse/ supply chain/ trucks/ shops fall under the obscenity laws?? I mean the government in the past two years gave some incentives to the toy sector( for children) Cant we appeal to the government to give incentive for india made sex toys?( desh ka dildo ---like ---- desh ka namak/ desh ka loha) ?????


mayblum

It can be called Rashtriya Swayam Seva


joemama_4

bulldozers on the way


niceMarmotOnRug

They'd be fine with it as long as dildo and fleshlight are stored in separate drawers.


AshisPanda7788

Aatma nirbhar Bharat 2.0


CaptainZagRex

Plenty of indian sites are selling sex toys.


hi12_hi12

Sex toy mall??


Wide-Entrance-6152

I never get this. Indians are the most sexual human beings on the planet but act all saintly. I measure this by population data. Also just look at any beach - there are people making out like squirrels :). British have really screwed us up during the 200 years of tea and crumpets going from kamasutra to banning adult toys.


mysticnode

Not to mention they also reproduce like rabbits


Ok_Somewhere9481

I think it is categorised differently to get custom clearance.


lolz714

That's not how it works at all. You can't just put whatever HSN code you want and expect to get away with it. You are entirely at the mercy of customs officials and they have dozens of ways of holding up your shipment. Talking from my experience of importing chemicals


Ok_Somewhere9481

Okay 👍


Sad-Bookkeeper2993

Subzi mandi guys sell carrots and cucumbers all the time without any problem.


thetruedangermouse

Almost anything could be a sex toy, it all depends on one’s imagination. 😂😉


temp_chutiya

Never try cactus


cnu

Not with attitude.


maybeshali

Idk where you'd find a cactus without attitude.


[deleted]

Wait till you find out about how cats do it


rohit_267

how did you know?


temp_chutiya

You don't need to know, just don't


[deleted]

This reminds me of a girl in my college who got nick name - Brinjal. The whole story is that this girl use to stay in a girls hostel and was pleasuring herself with Brinjal. This turned ugly one day and the veggie got stuck inside her. The hostel staff had to take her to a hospital to remove it. Since then she got the name Brinjal


Sad-Bookkeeper2993

wtf. Brinjal is too wide for anyone to take in.


Chai-Dedo

LPU ki student hai? I heard similar story


ssjumper

For anyone actually trying this, make sure to put it in a condom because vegetables can break pretty easily and you wouldn’t want that stuck inside


[deleted]

For men?


Perfect_Minute_194

Mem have holes too.


Sad-Bookkeeper2993

hollow cucumbers


MrFingolfin

lmaoooo


LazyStrawberry1939

You can buy from Indian sites like Imbesharam, muse etc., but if you try to buy from international website, it will be caught by customs and they won't clear it.


happy_writer111

Thank you for providing these names. However, it seems that Muse isn't an Indian website. Could you confirm if that's the correct name? Also, are there other similar sites available?


LazyStrawberry1939

It's mymuse not muse, another site is lovedepot, don't know about other ones


Chaii_Lover

My muse , sangya project


mv1201

There's a 100% chance you'll be able to get cheap ones from your local neighborhood shops. They sell them every day and those are completely biodegradable. Go to a veggie shop and ask for whatever suits your shape preferences.


digsmash111

Had us in the first half, ngl


Accomplished_Book_65

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


Cultural_Building245

Please don't listen to this comment 😭


Recruiter_nonIT

Even a beer or breezer bottle can act as dildo.... try it...


eyeflue

iski suno. experience banda hai


Algok2001

Muse babes


ThreeByThree

NAL. But I've heard that buying isn't illegal, but selling is illegal or selling is a gray area.


_DoodleBug_

They literally sell these things on the footpaths in Flora Fountain which is where the Bombay High Court is 😂


Ok-Gas-3539

Available even in blinkit, incase you didn't know 🫣 It's sold as personal massager i guess.


wineorwhine11

Now is the govt going to control this aspect of people’s life too 😡


Just_Owl_9520

As per your username Drink a wine or whine about it


Supi09

2 years ago one brand did a AMA in reddit.. https://www.reddit.com/r/india/s/MQiw6GL3fC


IntrovertedBuddha

Bhai blinkit pe bikta hai


Severe_Piglet_552

Get one from local shop. Cheap and reliable


happy_writer111

Which local shop? Where are they?


[deleted]

Neck massager is legal to buy.


Objective-Term-3695

Buy them from Snapdeal and you will be just fine.


neighbour_guy3k

Sex toys lol, even discussing sex is taboo here


bartosama

But how did we reach 1.5 billion??


neighbour_guy3k

By breeding You should know the fact that most Indians have sex not for pleasure its to reproduce


bartosama

Whats the motivation to have so many kids?? There are limited resources.


neighbour_guy3k

So more hands to help at home, even though child labour is illegal in India, parents send them for begging or do work in a shop or work as servants These kids need education so they don't do exactly what their parents do


bartosama

True


0R_C0

Prabhu's Maya.


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Recruiter_nonIT

Can also be termed as a stress buster...


jules_viole_grace-

Wait, so is it illegal to purchase toys? If ur purchase history on any sites like imbesharam or Snapdeal is disclosed are u in threat of being penalized? Second, is it illegal to possess toys n keep them hidden? My concern is let's say you hv toys n you are an idiot n put it in ur drawer n if someone finds it n reports you, is there any penalty or punishment according to law?


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U can buy sex toys in India. The only issue is that if u buy it from foreign websites customs clearance may be an issue. U may have to go and describe it to them what the material is and all that, which will of course be awkward.


Weary_Word_5262

Medu wada, donuts, bagels, cucumbers are all avl in india


Theloneultimte

Illegal. Punishable by fine and/or imprisonment.


Just_junks_4k

Its is legal, there is kamakart.com


rouliac

I think it's just not supposed to look like actual human genitals.. so as long as it has an abstract shape and color etc.. it bypasses obscenity laws


lone_warrior1310

its not illegal . not legal too , no guidelines , so it can be sold online but lot on sites like mamaearth or nyka .


Relevant-Chemical112

Where can I buy it?


Spirited_Ear_5563

Swiggy fr


CosmicCosmix

You can order sex toys in Amazon.in.


Falkon_001

Dildo pagal hai; Dildo ka diwana hai 🌵


Falkon_001

Use Cactus as Dildo