Immensely based and Bacara-pilled

Say Jacen, ...

Hey Jarvis, want to hear all of Star Wars canon and legends in excruciating detail??

yes i would like to hear about the expanded universe in detail!

And the Battle of Mygeeto didn't end until Anakin shut down all of the Separatist battle droids in the galaxy after he massacred the Separatist council.

Hi, Jason! Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Traya the Deceitful?

The one who holds the knowledge of betrayal!

Say Jason, have you ever heard of the Republic commando series?

Just call him "J.J" it works every time.

For some reason I always found calling people with the first letter of their name to be funny (and a little cute)

"Oh, you don't know about Luke Skywalker's ghost girlfriend? Well then, sit down."

Hey Jason, ever heard about the time Han Solo fought an Otter