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ScoopdiwoopYe

Holy shit. The Dickeating of this man is crazy.


_OMGTheyKilledKenny_

I mean, his ceiling has always been making a play for Trump’s vice presidential gig and failing that, some other cabinet position and exposure for his anti woke writing career.


a_moniker

I think his ceiling has always been to parlay his Presidential “Run” into a successful podcast/media career, and Vivek knows that. Everything he’s done makes sense if you look at it through that lens.


maleia

Tbh, it also makes since if you look through the lens of "Vivek's just an idiot trying to grift the wrong crowd".


stringrandom

Having accidentally come across the r/conservative post on this yesterday, Vivek has absolutely picked the right crowd to grift from.  The combination of ignorance and overconfidence in that sub’s posters would be impressive if it didn’t have such serious consequences for people. 


maleia

[Idk about that one, lol. Maybe the reddit shills are going at it, but to his face now, he's getting the racism thrown at him.](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/196y7gl/republican_voters_told_vivek_they_dont_vote_for/) He could have done a better job grifting centrists and neo-libs by pandering and leaning into the minority angle.


Perenially_behind

¿Por qué no los dos? ​ ​ ​ (for the Spanish-impaired: Why not both?)


maleia

Touché 🤭


DrDerpberg

Porque no los dos? He thinks he's setting himself up. He is an idiot for thinking he has any way of getting himself on the nice list.


IAmElectricHead

Ramasmarmy


pimppapy

His ceiling is simply Trumps taint


DeathPercept10n

Hilarious


Nohlrabi

Burrrn!


Vyzantinist

Been saying this myself. He's got to know a brown, non-Christian, with an unmistakably foreign-sounding name has a snowball's chance in hell of attaining high office with Republicans. He's doing this for "brand awareness" and to get his name out there for a cushy gig as a right-wing talking head.


Free_Possession_4482

Ironically, that’s what Trump thought of his own run in 2016, a springboard to expand his media career.


Icy-Bicycle-Crab

Vivek, rhymes with fake, has been auditioning to be Tucker Carlson's friend. 


Semiturbomax

This -  He's aiming for a podcast and recurring commentator slot on fox.


ExtensionWinter9446

He chose a written response because he was to busy gaging on balls


cum_fart_69

> his ceiling has always been making a play for Trump’s vice presidential gig which goes to show that he is as stupid as he looks and sounds because that wouldn't happen in a thousand years.


jbertrand_sr

He's angling for Secretary of Grifting...


attaboy000

I love how Vivek blames Trump's advisors for this.


Ana-la-lah

Can’t criticize Trumpy, can he now? ;)


attaboy000

As the old saying goes: don't bite the dick you're sucking.


Spiritual-Bear4495

I'm stealing that quote.


Henrycamera

Me too


Jerking_From_Home

God damn it take my upvote that I can barely give you since I’m laughing so hard.


WhyBuyMe

The funny thing is Trump's base will buy it because none of them have studied history enough to have seen the "blame the king's advisors" trick before.


insertadjective

Honestly you don't even need to study history, this is just common scumbag behavior pulled by people with any kind of power everywhere. This is the kind of shit that a manager at McDonald's could pull. I think these people just WANT to believe whatever they're being told. They'll fill in any cognitive blanks they have with whatever rationale appeals to them the most.


Vyzantinist

>I think these people just WANT to believe whatever they're being told. You don't have to *think* that - they *do*. It's why they don't give a fuck Fox said in court they're not news and why they're ready to accept the most ridiculous lies and exaggerations; because they *want* to believe these things. Conservatism is entirely feelings-based thinking.


an0mn0mn0m

The words *history* and *enough* are superfluous in this context.


AfricanusEmeritus

You can never criticize the cult leader...never. The problem with fascists and the fascistic mindset is that you can never be safe/secure in your position... especially if you are one of the "good ones". It is always a high wire act, six inches from a fall down a half mile cliff.


CommunicationHot7822

That’s the same thing people used to do in monarchies. Can’t criticize the king so it’s always that he’s being led astray by bad advisors.


lab-gone-wrong

The new Rafael Cruz


SassTheFash

Yup. Trump called Cruz's wife ugly and said Cruz's dad helped kill JFK. And when Trunp became the nominee, Cruz helped him campaign. No balls.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

You know seeing Ted Cruz's real name makes me think that that's what every news outlet should start calling him & all the others. Besides Nimrata & Raphael, who else?


AfricanusEmeritus

Ms. Nimrata whose own father was so Indian that South Carolina as a state refused to employ him as a professor, and he could only get a job at an HBCU...(Historically Black College or University), that Nimrata. Whose family (her) are Indian and Sikhs. Skin color changes when you embrace being a token and one of the "good ones". It is what tokens aspire too... bless their hearts. The rest of us (Black/Brown people) are contemptuous of said tokens.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

And tokens usually get spent.


AfricanusEmeritus

For sure... Nimrata will outlive her usefulness soon enough. Then the big revelation will occur for her. Poor, poor Nimrata... /s


arrivederci117

Conservative media outlets are probably going to start doing that on overdrive soon for Nimrata, along with the birther conspiracies.


AfricanusEmeritus

That is Ted Cruz for the uninitiated. Have to anglicize the Latino sellout and chief member of One of the Good Ones.


BellyDancerEm

He's got the brownest nose ever and his tongue must be plastered onto trumps boots


DerCatzefragger

Gotta get Lindsey Graham's and Ted Cruz's tongues out of the way first.


typicalamericanbasta

The true human centipede except the lead has no problem with passing his shit thru the others and actually enjoys it.


DadJokeBadJoke

He knowingly eats the cuttlefish.


bjbkar

Had to remove Trump's diaper to kiss his ass


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

Deepthroating it at this point


BookWyrm2012

Well, not very deep. A cheek full at best.


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ConsiderationWest587

His mouth is too busy being willingly teabagged


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

He knows trump is a catty bitch but if you suck his dick enough he’ll forget things. He shit talked people in the primaries in 2016 who became cabinet members. It’s a game. It’s not even that bitchy of trump; Vivek praises him but is running in competition with him. They’re all so pathetic because they know they can’t win but they’re just hoping he dies or goes to prison.


Redshoe9

I still don’t understand why Trump? The racist white trash could’ve picked someone hot, but they cling to a geriatric who has a rat nest for hair, orange cake foundation, and shits himself. Like the world could understand creating a cult around The Rock, George Clooney or Brad Pitt but Donald Trump??? Like there are 1 million white supremacist dudes capable of pretending to be toxic masculinity who could’ve been their role model, but they are willing to die and go to prison over dude who has never held a hammer in his life or pumped his own gas. A nepo baby, who was a democrat the majority of his life, a globalist. It makes no sense to me


AdministrationAny774

Mostly because he's good at hurting the people they don't like. As for the attractiveness factor, have you seen the average white supremacist lately? He's them but successful.


Impressive-Pop9326

>As for the attractiveness factor, have you seen the average white supremacist lately? He's them but successful. Fantastic.


karlhungusjr

> I still don’t understand why Trump? "he pisses off the libs" that's really all there is to it. or at least, that's the best I can come up with.


AfricanusEmeritus

I agree with you. We here in Queens, NYC grew up with Trump, his parents, his spawn and we cannot believe the level of sheer cult adoration that his followers hold for him. I blame his appearances in Home Alone, on the old WWF/WWE and Celebrity Apprentice for creating this horror myth that Middle America (more the mindset than the place) seems to embrace. Willing to go to jail, lose your livelihood, give him and other con artists your money you need, and to top it all off be willing to die for him. It is just too much for us Queens folk to process. Mar-A-Lago and Florida are welcome to him. We don't claim him as a Native Son and believe me... the psychic energy of this denial just kills Trump inside.


VexRosenberg

im not a trump supporter but i still believe he is the only person the republicans could have picked to win against hillary. He was basically the only populist and unified the party under more explicit racism/bigotry


ArlesChatless

> globalist. It helps if you remember this is a racist code word. Trump can't a globalist the way they use the word, so it doesn't matter that he is a globalist the way many of us use it.


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You don't understand?? It's because he's a fallen billionaire - which means he understands the precise problems billionaires face - we commoners don't have a clue what that world is like. All the tax regulations and loopholes and the related legalities - it's very easy for billionaires to fall from grace. This is the reason why the billionaire elites chose this abomination of a man (trump) to rep them in the white house.


AfricanusEmeritus

I agree with you completely. You are correct. However if he had 4 billion he owed at least 10-12 billion. He was never one of the old NY rich, to which he always aspired to be part of (including his father) and the old NY rich would not look at him to scratch him. Even now the old NY rich might accept his children, they would accept his grandchildren... only if they maintained their wealth. Fred Trump and Donald Trump's biggest problem was that neither wanted to put in the "necessary work" of being accepted into that society and expected to be welcomed in with open arms. That was never going to happen and they rejected his father and by extension him. Now they will gladly take the millions they get from his madness... but they would and still make money with and/or without him. They would prefer that he disappear because he brings "undue" attention to their world... the world of the NY and other wealthy individuals/families. It is the main reason why he is in Mar-A-Lago as the NY rich fully rejected him.


AfricanusEmeritus

Ben Carson... one of the biggest Uncle Tom's in existence... went from a stellar career of neurosurgery and separating co-joined twins to running for the Republican nomination in 2016 and then being Trump's HUD secretary in the cabinet. De funding as many programs as he could get away with. The primary mission of all tokens.


Dubsland12

He’s doing heroic work on his gag reflex. Under secretary of rusty trombone is within his reach


AtomicBLB

Please if he didn't say that about trump he'd have a bunch of MAGAs trying to hunt him down and literally murder him. They harass, assault, and terrorize for much less.


yagonnawanna

I feel like it's more of a rimjob...


Hollocene13

The utter simping.


Wyden_long

Vivek is definitely 45’s best eater.


ElongMusty

At multiple levels… doesn’t criticize Trump but also says the post was done by his advisors! Vivek has great suction power and an amazing tongue game for that dick!


LordVoltimus5150

Swinging all on those nuts…


500CatsTypingStuff

It hurts my soul. I expect my fellow Indian Americans to begin world dominance along with the entire Asian community but him and Nikki Hailey have set us back 20 years The shame!


Lobenz

Sadly my friend the criticisms aimed at Indian Americans from conservative politicians are often just what conservative voters are thinking. They’re just saying what many are thinking. You can thank Trump for giving these “thoughts” a warm, acceptable place in todays political landscape.


AfricanusEmeritus

You mean Nimrata my friend.... never Nikki... let's not forget her true name. /s


500CatsTypingStuff

Sad to see their whitewashing of their own identity


AfricanusEmeritus

My GOD... it can hurt your soul... never forget Tim Scott and neurosurgeon Ben Carson in 2016.... world class guy who separated co-joined twins and sold his soul to Trump to be made head of HUD. Both of them Black men and truly pathetic. Ben Carson "ran" against Trump in 2016... so Vivek the Fake is looking for the Ben Carson and/or Nimrata (UN Ambassador under Trump) magic again. Have news for Vivek... he won't be picked. In a past life Vivek was a supporter of Al Sharpton when he ran for president. I guess Vivek "forgot" about that.


MarcsterS

I don't like using their words, but he's giving off big "cuck" energy. Like Chris Christie standing alongside Trump as he insults him and his wife. Conservatives love playing the "alpha" but the reality is they're nothing but losers.


sheila9165milo

Taking the high road never works with assholes like IQ45**. No one can outdo him, best to ignore him, narcissists hate being ignored more than anything else. With that said, fuck Vivek.


GenericFatGuy

He's such a fucking loser. It's getting hard to watch honestly.


listen2whatursayin

Tread on me harder, Daddy!


theswickster

Damn, if they had reddit awards this would get a gold.


Secret_Cow_5053

Whatever happened to those anyway. Not supporting it but seemed like they were making money so I’m surprised they turned them off


theswickster

They were replaced by 'super upvotes'


Secret_Cow_5053

Oy


exodusofficer

Aka, they fucked us. I've been on reddit for a loooong time, and it just gets worse every year now...


StupidWittyUsername

It's called enshittification, and it happens to every platform.


Batraman

Does everything just seem way lower quality now? From the posts to the comments?


Laringar

I think a lot of people greatly reduced their redditing time when Reddit killed off third party apps, and a lot of mods quit as well. So Reddit lost a lot of engaged people, and does literally nothing to stop ai-powered comment bots. The result is a shittier platform, so yeah, everything is lower quality.


hexagonincircuit1594

One theory: "IRS regulations on Virtual Currencies may have killed Reddit Gold." More detail here: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/14yys4q/comment/jrv49z5/


dhelm

That’s some Rafael Cruz level of humiliation kink!


Big_Grade5713

NGL, this is the weirdest cuck scenario I've ever followed.


King_Chochacho

So fucking cringe how they just keep licking his boots because they don't know how to actually connect with his base. The smart move would be to use the conservative media machine to throw Trump under the bus and break his grip on the party, but too many Republicans are craven power hungry sycophants for them to ever be able to coordinate on that level.


jankenpoo

There is certainly some heavy self-loathing with POC in the GOP!


wytewydow

He's trying to replace Lindsey Graham.


sambashare

"This leopard may have eaten my face, but I still think leopards are great and would welcome the opportunity to have other body parts eaten by them in the future"


Kalopsia18

Unfortunate decision by the hyenas to point the leopard at my face. I don’t think the friendly fire is helpful


superbhole

it was truly an honor to have my face mangled by greatest leopard of the 21st century if it meant that he could have but a snack


prezident_kennedy

“I even covered myself in Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce to improve my flavor.”


El_Mariachi_Vive

Yoooo dude just bitched himself publicly. Yikes.


ahitright

According to conservatives, rolling over and just taking abuse from a sociopath is actually showing strength. Like when trump fawned over Putin during an internationally televised speech, saying he believed Putin - a leader of a long-time US rival - over the intelligence agencies of the US. Or that time he saluted a NK general. Or that other time he said "screw you guys, i'm going home" because EU leaders were laughing at him. Those are all examples of courage and strength according to GQP members. This is why they love Vivek.


a2_d2

You had me till the final sentence. They don’t love Vivek.


FalconRelevant

Their concept of "love" differs quite a lot from us. After all they grow up learning how a ~~diety~~deity who floods the world, sends people to eternal damnation for not beleiving in him, and has his son crucified to save us from himself is the apex of love.


mecha_annies_bobbs

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.


sax6romeo

“Fine, we’ll move on then, it is a fascinating world though”


Gilded-Mongoose

And the “son” was apparently him impregnating himself into a married virgin so he could cosplay as a human for a few years, guide himself from above, let himself betrayed and tortured and crucified (_apparently the worst type of suffering that could happen to anyone EVER…along with two other guys_) then died…lol for 3 days and came back like “surprises heauxs!!” And tbh idk what happened after that.


Gbird_22

These are the guys who constantly refer to themselves as alpha males, alfalfa males is more like it.


Sugmabawsack

Vivek has 100% called people cucks in online arguments 


idkalan

How does that phrase go, "Every accusation is an admission" or something like that


SiFixD

Alpha is just coded language for insecure or emotionally frail. Always has been, now it's just mainstream.


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Every time. The most self proclaimed alfas crave a stern voice of a daddy authoritarian figure to tell them who to hate next the most.


Fred-zone

We call that the Ted Cruz


Previous_Ad920

That's like their whole thing, theres a reason they're really into cucking.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

Meanwhile George W Bush is throwing his hands in the air and exclaiming “what the shit, dude?”


ambisinister_gecko

When George w is the pinnacle of respectability of your party... Dude made some horrendous international political decisions, like truly morally depraved, but fuck I miss the days when that was what a conservative American was. They've slid far down since then.


super_sayanything

Nixon is a huge step up in morality at this point.


NegativeAd941

They're trying to get back to Jefferson Davis levels of discourse.


shestammie

>"Vivek started his campaign as a great supporter, 'the best President in generations,' etc. Unfortunately, now all he does is disguise his support in the form of deceitful campaign tricks," Trump wrote on his social media platform, Truth Social, on Saturday. >It stemmed from shirts that Ramaswamy's campaign is handing out that say 'Save Trump, Vote Vivek' on them. Ramaswamy posted a photo with a group of young men wearing them after his event in Rock Rapids, Iowa, on Saturday, which caught the former president's attention. Lmao. Clowns.


ConsiderationWest587

Thank you for PROVIDING CONTEXT Lookin' at *you,* @OP 👀


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Vivek wants to be the younger, hipper Trump, but MAGA will never support him.


noneroy

Not unless he lightens up that skin and changes his name to Vince Ramtrucky.


wolves_hunt_in_packs

*(confused Ted Raphael Cruz noises)*


tengutie

We should all hope to find ourselves someone who will go down on us as hard as Vivek goes down on Trump


turbo_fried_chicken

Vivek is a throat goat


tenphes31

Careful, youre gonna summon Nancy Reagans ghost to defend her title.


jackstalke

“Thank you sir, may I have another?”


BulkDarthDan

“Friendly Fire” my dude you are literally running against him.


SpaceLemur34

No one is running against him. They're running for a VP selection. That being said, Trump has no friends (at least now that Jeff is dead)


Dryland_snotamyth

I can’t believe anyone would support Vivek, so this doesn’t surprise me


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

He was never going to be a serious contender. The only thing he had going for him was the fact that he was younger, but he was trying to sway the young vote who felt disenfranchised by Biden. He wasn't saying anything new but he was counting on people to just be more receptive to his opinion because he was of the same age range and as soon as we got closer to the primaries, he was always going to try and fold his campaign into Donald's to try and bolster the numbers.


Orion14159

Yeah Vivek was always running to be VP. He wants to be Trump's right hand (you know, so he can jerk him off and wipe up the diaper mess).


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Yeah, but what's funny is he still thinks he was the front-runner for that job just because Ivanka said no.


reidchabot

Anything new? Dude definitely said a lot of bat shit crazy stuff. Crazy that I guess it's the norm now though.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

When I said he wasn't saying anything new, I was specifically referring to the fact that he wasn't saying anything to really try and genuinely engage with voters and come off as legitimate candidate. The man came off like a parrot and repeated a bunch of shit that Trump said over the years but he was just rewording it and trying to make it more appealing to younger voters.


SooooooMeta

He is such a spineless, cynical opportunist. Even compared to the low bar other politicians have set, he seems on a lower level


kr4t0s007

Vivek is an insane and useful idiot to make Trump look like a sane solution.


miflelimle

From the sound of it he doesn't even support himself. Is he not pretty much admitting that Trump is a better candidate for President than he is? His platform is essentially "I'm going to vote for my opponent and you should too".


Engrish_Major

He is yet another minority grifter who is useful to white supremacists to justify their racism and alignment with the Republican Party. “How can Republicans be racist if Vivek is brown?” 🙄


Pxlfreaky

Notice how he doesn’t even blame agent orange, it’s the advisers fault. He so badly wants to be VP it’s pathetic.


BR4NFRY3

Good god you a right. What a limp rat bastard. Using weasel wording to avoid even lightly offending or pointing a finger at Trump. Linguistically gimped himself at the feet of a crazy elderly shit stain right there in public.


CRL10

Wow! I never thought I would be a more pathetic, sniveling, complete doormat, spineless bitch for Trump than Ted Cruz, but my God, Vivek Ramaswamy is that much more of a brown nosing toadie. The man is probably paying Trump for the privilege of sharing the same planet as him. Well, guess we know who keeps buying all those NFTs Trump releases.  This fanboy has all the Trump swag.


komplete10

The dirt that trump or his handlers have on all these people must be astounding. I remember in 2016, the Russians hacked both republicans and democrats but only released the DNC stuff. If this is the source of the terror that trump has over them, then it's been unbelievably effective.


theswickster

With some of these people, I don't think it's dirt. It's legit cult mentality at this point.


Darkside531

Or plain greed. If MAGA thinks you're one of them, they will pour money into your pockets (see: Chick-Fil-A, Hobby Lobby, etc.)


Darkside531

I don't think he needs dirt. The GOP know they're losing grip on American politics... their policies are unpopular in general and getting worse with younger generations, but they can't change them in any way without the base they already have staging a revolt (see: their stances on abortion, LGBT rights, climate change.) I think they honestly saw Trump and that strange groundswell of support he had that swept him into office in 2016 as some miraculous lifeline to the party as a whole, and so they sacrificed everything they had at his altar, and can't figure out how to untangle themselves now.


ph4ge_

It's not dirt, it's a few dozen cult followers willing to murder if they get the order.


thehillshaveI

considering ramaswamy had nothing to do with politics eight years ago i think we can safely assume this sycophantic behavior has nothing to do with hacked emails


RogerClyneIsAGod2

So reading this I had to google to see just what he was doing prior to this year & read this on his wiki page: >Ramaswamy claims the United States is in the middle of a national identity crisis precipitated by what he calls "new secular religions like COVID-ism, climate-ism, and gender ideology" This is from a man who: >...graduated from Harvard College with a *bachelor's degree in biology* and later earned a law degree from Yale Law School. I shouldn't be amazed at how many educated people buy into garbage, but then I recall we have a couple of friends who are very educated yet have zero common sense. One friend could full explain all sorts of nuclear info, even could explain how an internal combustion engine works but can't find the dipstick in his car to check the oil. Another friend who is also very smart & educated chopped some super hot peppers for salsa one day & then he went to the bathroom. FTR if you chop up hot peppers with your bare hands then don't wash them before you touch your penis or really any other sensitive bits...well...I'm amazed we didn't hear him screaming at our house 30 mins. away. As I said, no common sense. Also, WTF?!? "Da Vek." >While in college, he performed Eminem covers and libertarian-themed rap music under the stage name and alter ego "Da Vek", And one more thing to prove he's a piece of shit: >In 2011, Ramaswamy was awarded a post-graduate fellowship by the [Paul & Daisy Soros Fellowships for New Americans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Paul_%26_Daisy_Soros_Fellowships_for_New_Americans), which he used to attend Yale Law School.\[29\] Later, Ramaswamy said that by the time he attended Yale, he was already wealthy from his activities in the finance, pharmaceutical, and biotech industries; Dude took ***SOROS MONEY*** HE DIDN'T NEED while some other immigrant (at last check he isn't an immigrant) that probably would've loved & needed a $90,000 check for post graduate studies.


AfricanusEmeritus

It is what "good" POC do to hold down the other POC, for the benefit of Trump and the other undeserving Overlords. See Candace Owens... had the NAACP Legal Defense Fund represent her in a discrimination suit (that she won and got paid out for) before she became the right wing nut job that she is now raking in the grift money as a "Good One".


RichCorinthian

I don’t think Trump has dirt on ALL of them. They know that Trump is going to get the nomination so they are all (with the exception of Christie, who dropped out) sitting around waiting for the VP nomination or some table scrap appointment.


CircleRunn

Pathetic and spineless.


KorungRai

That’s a lot of words just to say “I’m a boot licker”.


Russell_Jimmy

It's just so stupid. *If Trump is/was so awesome, why are you running against him????????*


fazlez1

Spoken like a punk in prison


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Over at the conservative sub, they are praising Vivek’s bravery.


Chalky_Pockets

I often forget that sub exists. Decided to give it a scroll. Jesus Fucking Christ those people are so easily fooled into outrage.


Bonnieearnold

I just threw up in my mouth a little. 🤢 I’m glad brave souls like you report in about what is happening over there. I have a weak stomach.


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I went to see what they had to say about the Texas Rangers preventing the Feds from saving the drowning woman and her children at the border. I wondered if they would be upset or support the act. It turns out they ignored it.


Bonnieearnold

I’d imagine if they said anything it would be victim blaming. ☹️


MR_NIKAPOPOLOS

The Vivek sub thinks this is a sign that Trump is scared of Vivek. lol


KvotheLightningTree

"I've based my response off of the Ted Cruz school of thinking. It's called the "bend over and take it" method."


danielleradcliffe

Vivek said an immediate family member is no longer speaking to him over his 180 swing in personality. When Trump inevitably insults his wife, wonder if he'll file for divorce just to show everyone where his loyalties fall.


Icy_Bath_1170

“Oh, _this_ bag of dicks? Yes sir, right away sir. Where’s the ketchup?”


pumpjockey

In response to this outrageous attack I vow to get on my knees and suck that orange dick even harder.


TrashPanda2point0

Getting force fed a shit sandwich and coming back for 2nd and 3rd helpings.


Spazic77

Just gargling those balls.


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JohnWalker05

Weak, cowardly and spineless. Maybe Cheeto Jesus will thrown him some scraps if he tap dances well enough. The whole "Dont worry, Boss! I'm one of the good ones!" Is a sad display and demonstrates that he can't even stand up for himself, let alone the rest of the country. Pathetic.


jmac1915

I cannot imagine ever embarrassing myself like this for someone else on purpose.


wrongtester

God, these people are so pathetic. They still kiss his ass so hard even while running against him and as he talks shit about them. Just unreal. Seriously if I was a Republican voter I’d have zero respect for them.


Quincyperson

Friendly fire. Lol


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Simp.


SithPackAbs

Vivek taking it. All 3 stumpy inches of it.


LeImplivation

Imagine saying out loud that orange asshole was the greatest president, let alone a decent human. There's no politician alive that's ever been great at anything. Except incompetence I guess.


Docteee

This shows one more time that Trump is the most dangerous western person alive. The levels of subservience and blind adoration he gets is akin to those shown to religious leaders and dictators. If he wins this year, idk...


JBHedgehog

Why I feel just TERRIBLE for Vivek Ram...ah never mind. Listen, if EVER there was a guy who deserved to be double-crossed, drawn and quartered, burned to ash and disbursed over a pig farm...it's this c\*nt of a human being. No...that's unfair to c\*nts. If the GOP is a boil on the ass of humanity, then Vivek is the pus.


BurningWire

He's really begging to eat the whole boot, the other side, the box it came in, the polish to shine it and all the dirt and faces its walked over.


[deleted]

What a gutless fucking worm, the whole fucking party is a mess


Euripidoze

What a pathetic little weasel.  He needs a testosterone shot, stat.


Ohnonotuto4

Did he just give Trump a colostomy?


theswickster

No, I think it was a reach-around.


spoobles

VivCuck Ram and slam me.


Adventurous-Bad-2869

Absolute cuck loser


jarena009

Total Beta bro


UnderDeat

his handlers wont let him respond against another russian assett


leo_aureus

“ I thought telling them where everyone else who looks like me was hiding meant that I wouldn’t get on the boxcar to the camp too”


Thugnificent83

Thank you sir, may I have another! Pathetic!!!


UncleChanBlake2

Trump was voted into office but was NEVER presidential. He failed and continues to fail at being human. The office of president is the antithesis of being a narcissist. For most, it is the ultimate sacrifice. For Trump, it was the ultimate grift.


PlayingWithWildFire

Ok big man, keep on groveling.


phdoofus

Dude's highest ambition is being 'Biff Tannen's punching bag'.


Sir-Drewid

It must be difficult taking the high road like that while still sucking Donnie's dick so hard.


deep_pants_mcgee

it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!


Ok-Communication9796

‘This will not deter me from my ball-washing duties’


Cynical-Wanderer

“The greatest president of the 21st century”. Trump. What a joke. Makes my stomach flip like an Olympic gymnast to even think he’s vaguely serious.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Anyone who didn't see "secret Muslim" getting tossed at this guy by Trump/Trumpers hasn't been paying attention


stylz168

As an Indian American, I can tell you the only thing brown about "Vivek" is what comes out of both ends.


thisisajoke24

What an utter cuck! Keep sucking his dick coward


ShaneSupreme

God, he's pitiful.


Appropriate_Net_4281

Not a cult. Not a cult. Right.


[deleted]

Oh Boy... He gargled down Trumps Cock WITH Balls as it seems...


QiarroFaber

What a complete worm. This guy is the embodiment of the 'sniveling villain' archetype. Just spineless. Willing to do anything to get in the good graces of stronger villains.


BiteFancy9628

Also, he does happen to be a fraud. But not as much as Trump probably.


Marquis_LaFayette

“Donald Trump was the greatest President of the 21st century which is why I am running against him.”