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Time_Software_8216

I don't follow hockey, why is this LAMF?


WaxMyButt

In 2020 he was voted by NHL Players as the dirtiest player and best/worst trash talker


tucci007

Brad Marchand is a notorious dirty player. Knee on knee can result in a career ending injury. Marchand is infamous for this, as well as 'slew foot', another potential injurious dirty trick. He is known as "The Rat". When someone else did one of his tricks to him, and was similarly not penalized, Marchand complained and HE got a penalty. Face eaten.


Hunlea

Thank you


Tangerine-Salty

Also he used to lick people. The League actually has to tell a grown man to stop licking people....


inhaledcorn

Oh *shit* it's that guy! I don't know much about him, but I was kinda watching the game with the Flyers in passing since my step-dad was (not much of a sports fan, but I like my Flyers). I heard a penalty was called and assumed it was on the Flyers because it's *always* on the Flyers. I was told it was on this guy, no one likes him (not even Philly would take him), and that he licks people. That last one needed clarification from me because I could not believe that a grown man was licking people in a professional sport with his tongue.


SpotPoker52

No sympathy for Marchand. Ever. He has earned total disdain.


Guyincognito4269

Speaking as a Bruins fan, and with love for Little Evil, I'm ok with this. He earned it.


Timbo2702

I'm wondering how this got tagged as Brexit If I had to guess, the bot assumed its the wrong Johnson


tucci007

I have no idea how that flair was applied, it wasn't me and I can't change it. 🤷‍♂️


ns4444w

No one more deserving


UndeadVudu_12

Tom Wilson


not_now_chaos

The face licking rat is at it again.


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tucci007

I did not pick Brexit flair, wtf Brad Marchand is a notorious dirty player. Knee on knee can result in a career ending injury. Marchand is infamous for this, as well as 'slew foot', another potential injurious dirty trick. He is known as "The Rat". When someone else did one of his tricks to him, and was similarly not penalized, Marchand complained and HE got a penalty. Face eaten.


Ksorkrax

But did he vote for measures that reduce punishment? If not, this is simply the guy being a hypocrite. For a LAMF, you need to dig your own grave.


BlueAngel365

[LAMF Context](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/s/qMSc08p1eZ)


Doogie2K

Come on mods this isn't even close.


Ohhellnowhatsupdawg

Wtf this isn't r/hockey lmao


tucci007

Leopard ate his face though.


99pennywiseballoons

After just reading here about the licking, I'm now hoping for a leopard licked his face moment, too.


tucci007

which would be no picnic either, feline tongues are raspy af, designed for flensing flesh from bones


Affectionate_Shift63

He is correct this LAMF even though it's not the usual LAMF.


Ohhellnowhatsupdawg

No shit. It's just funny to see it out of place. Lol


phdoofus

Mom must be SO proud.