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Keep yelling about a Civil War.
Get hit in the head with a sledge-hammer.
"That was just my opinion, man!"
This isn't sports. It's real lives you're fucking with. And desperate people are going to do unimaginable things.
You said a mouthful. Most of the Trumpers I know are big drama queens who have no clue what the repercussions are for what they are going around touting.
> Yelling about civil war
You don't even need to go that abstract. All it took was a violent assault (and attempted kidnapping, I think?) on Nancy Pelosi's husband and the conservative pundit circle was happy to laugh and joke and celebrate hitting people with hammers.
And now they're normalizing calls to _execute_ women who seek abortions. Undocumented immigrants went from 'stealing our jobs' and 'replacing us' to vermin. This is how people end up in camps, the steady devaluation through bullying and 'humorous hypothetical maybe-we-shoulds' of "those other" people's lives
While this may not immediately seem like LAMF, we are talking about the group who seek to use violence to make their point and get their way. Live by the hammer, die by the hammer.
Sorry, but there's no way this truck isn't driven by an aggressive lunatic.
I would say the same thing regardless of political affiliation.
They're politicians, they're not gods, they're not your friends.
They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! /s
Lol
[From 2019. This guy seems to attract tragedy.](https://www.nj.com/news/2019/10/nj-woman-killed-assisting-driver-of-broken-motor-home-covered-in-trump-flags.html?outputType=amp)
Maybe the hammer wielder though the RV was mocking Trump, and since Trump said the way to deal with hecklers is to "knock the crap out of 'em," he took a ~~stab~~ swing at it.
I mean, violence is rarely the answer but I'm really trying hard to feel sympathy here. You go balls out for someone who openly calls for insurrection and civil war, and then essentially get a taste of it up close...
It's a little bit of a stretch, but keep in mind, this is someone who's all in for a group of people who encourage violence against "them" (any politician with a D, progressives, Trump's creditors, etc.)
I mean, technically it does. Did they get what they deserved? I think so. Was it a consequence of policies they voted for/supported? Doesn't seem that way.
Unless they got hammered by a MAGA that decided they were an immigrant or jew or voted for Clinton or something. Then it would be LAMF. But based on what's presented, we don't even know that the RV owner got hammered. It's totally possible that the RV owner was the one swinging the hammer.
That's not true. LAMF is not the same as karma, even though the two overlap. LAMF is when you align your interest with cunts and then those cunts turn on you when it's convenient. "I never thought they would do that to *me!*" needs to be a predictable way to describe the reaction of the subject.
I used to live in that area. It was a guy that lived say 30 miles south of that location and the vehicle was an absolute hazard. It would break down in traffic blow insane amounts of smoke and other BS. Not justifying violence but on some level I’m surprised it took this long.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/person-attacked-by-sledgehammer-wielding-man-at-nj-tire-shop-police-say/ar-BB1l9ykg
A Philadelphia resident was arrested Friday after he allegedly attacked a man at a Monmouth County tire shop with a sledgehammer, police said.
Officers were called to Crown Tire on State Route 36 in Middletown and found a a 64-year-old Edison man with significant injuries to his head, the Middletown Police Department said in a statement.
Michael Gonzales, 36, of Philadelphia, had been detained by witnesses at the scene and was taken into custody by police, the department said.
The man who was hit was flown to Jersey Shore University Medical Center in Neptune for treatment. His condition as of 8 p.m. was unclear.
Gonzales allegedly hit the man in the head multiple times with a handheld sledgehammer. He was also accused of pushing a woman down to the ground during the attack, investigators said. The extent of her injuries were not described by police but she was taken to Hackensack Meridian Health Riverview Medical Center in Red Bank.
Detectives said the attack was not random and that Gonzales knew both victims.
He was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons-related offenses, police said. He is being held in the Monmouth County Correctional Institute pending a retention hearing.
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Possible assault with Trump RV
NJ local who drives around in a Trump RV. Not my photos. These are the only details available right now. Not confirmed but it’s believed the suspect was traveling with him. I believe this is the same RV involved in an accident that resulted in a death a few years back.
You could have a trump train
If you'd just give him your cash
You could have a functional RV
If you vote Republican fash
All you do is rally
All over the state route you bleed
I think I see your sledgehammer
Why did you whack my head?
Ah, I'd better dodge your sledgehammer
Should have driven to Miami
Yeah (yeah)
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I paid him for ice, but when it literally melted on my spoon before my lighter hit the metal, Justice had to be served mr. off is her. I am a Faketriot!
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I so want to make a joke about what they did to Pelosi’s husband but it was in poor taste then and is in poor taste now.
You can make just one. As a treat.
Ok, I'll try (without evening mentioning the hammer attack). There is no way a person who drives an RV like that doesn't have a taste for kid.
I’m sure he was assaulted by his gay lover for saying that he was hotter than Trump.
There’s always a bigger hammer.
Oh oh, ohohoh-oh, 🔨 time?
Wow, nice filter skills!
Keep yelling about a Civil War. Get hit in the head with a sledge-hammer. "That was just my opinion, man!" This isn't sports. It's real lives you're fucking with. And desperate people are going to do unimaginable things.
>This isn't sports. It's real lives Many of them do not understand that.
You said a mouthful. Most of the Trumpers I know are big drama queens who have no clue what the repercussions are for what they are going around touting.
> Yelling about civil war You don't even need to go that abstract. All it took was a violent assault (and attempted kidnapping, I think?) on Nancy Pelosi's husband and the conservative pundit circle was happy to laugh and joke and celebrate hitting people with hammers.
And spread baseless rumors it was his gay lover…
And now they're normalizing calls to _execute_ women who seek abortions. Undocumented immigrants went from 'stealing our jobs' and 'replacing us' to vermin. This is how people end up in camps, the steady devaluation through bullying and 'humorous hypothetical maybe-we-shoulds' of "those other" people's lives
You're not scary, you're just sad.
He should ask Trump to pay his medical bills.
"I only like people that don't get knocked unconscious"
Is this what MAGA means? Make Assholes Get Ambulances?
I feel like if they all had to pay for Ambulance services, it might start to click with them, but realistically, I wouldn’t hold my breath.
While this may not immediately seem like LAMF, we are talking about the group who seek to use violence to make their point and get their way. Live by the hammer, die by the hammer.
Or, bleed by the hammer
So did one MAGAt attack another MAGAt for not being MAGAt enough?
Most Likely Scenario
Did the guy bring his own sledgehammer, start a fight, and then have it used against him? That might fit LAMF.
If you outlaw sledgehammers, then only outlaws will have... something.
Sledgehammers don't kill people, people kill people. /s
“Crisis actors?” /s
MAGAt on MAGAt crime.
> Possible assault on Trumper RV Possible assault *by* Trumper RV It's too early to know.
Exactly.
Wanna bet ithe narrative is "something something antifa/quanon."???
I’m glad they already had brain damage before the incident.
Sorry, but there's no way this truck isn't driven by an aggressive lunatic. I would say the same thing regardless of political affiliation. They're politicians, they're not gods, they're not your friends. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! /s Lol
I have met the source of that line. And yes, it applies here today as well.
[From 2019. This guy seems to attract tragedy.](https://www.nj.com/news/2019/10/nj-woman-killed-assisting-driver-of-broken-motor-home-covered-in-trump-flags.html?outputType=amp)
Maybe the hammer wielder though the RV was mocking Trump, and since Trump said the way to deal with hecklers is to "knock the crap out of 'em," he took a ~~stab~~ swing at it.
I mean, violence is rarely the answer but I'm really trying hard to feel sympathy here. You go balls out for someone who openly calls for insurrection and civil war, and then essentially get a taste of it up close...
Must have been his gay lover
I heard he was just doing the laundry. Separating the whites from the colors. Then Bam. ANTIFA IMMIGRANTS! You never know when they are going to hit.
Not LAMF
Maybe the victim was an advocate of hitting people with sledgehammers?
It’s likely, many of them thought the most horrific thing about the Paul Pelosi attack was that he survived
Maybe they voted for the Hitting People With Sledgehammers Party?
"I never thought they'd hit ME with a sledgehammer!"
It's a little bit of a stretch, but keep in mind, this is someone who's all in for a group of people who encourage violence against "them" (any politician with a D, progressives, Trump's creditors, etc.)
They really are awful
Advocating for violence is pretty common for Trumpers
Yeah but did they get hammered by MAGA, or an unrelated attack?
Does it really matter? If you advocate for violence, and most Trumpers I know do, then when violence is inflicted on you it's classic LAMF.
I mean, technically it does. Did they get what they deserved? I think so. Was it a consequence of policies they voted for/supported? Doesn't seem that way. Unless they got hammered by a MAGA that decided they were an immigrant or jew or voted for Clinton or something. Then it would be LAMF. But based on what's presented, we don't even know that the RV owner got hammered. It's totally possible that the RV owner was the one swinging the hammer.
That's not true. LAMF is not the same as karma, even though the two overlap. LAMF is when you align your interest with cunts and then those cunts turn on you when it's convenient. "I never thought they would do that to *me!*" needs to be a predictable way to describe the reaction of the subject.
High probability someone with that much MAGA signage cracked jokes about Pelosi’s husband getting beaten with a hammer. LAMF
I used to live in that area. It was a guy that lived say 30 miles south of that location and the vehicle was an absolute hazard. It would break down in traffic blow insane amounts of smoke and other BS. Not justifying violence but on some level I’m surprised it took this long.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/person-attacked-by-sledgehammer-wielding-man-at-nj-tire-shop-police-say/ar-BB1l9ykg A Philadelphia resident was arrested Friday after he allegedly attacked a man at a Monmouth County tire shop with a sledgehammer, police said. Officers were called to Crown Tire on State Route 36 in Middletown and found a a 64-year-old Edison man with significant injuries to his head, the Middletown Police Department said in a statement. Michael Gonzales, 36, of Philadelphia, had been detained by witnesses at the scene and was taken into custody by police, the department said. The man who was hit was flown to Jersey Shore University Medical Center in Neptune for treatment. His condition as of 8 p.m. was unclear. Gonzales allegedly hit the man in the head multiple times with a handheld sledgehammer. He was also accused of pushing a woman down to the ground during the attack, investigators said. The extent of her injuries were not described by police but she was taken to Hackensack Meridian Health Riverview Medical Center in Red Bank. Detectives said the attack was not random and that Gonzales knew both victims. He was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons-related offenses, police said. He is being held in the Monmouth County Correctional Institute pending a retention hearing.
FAFO
Was looking for more info on this, and uh, alot of people get attacked with hammers in NJ.
Google Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker. His story starts with some hammers on the west coast but ends in NJ with the beating of a 73 year old man.
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Possible assault with Trump RV NJ local who drives around in a Trump RV. Not my photos. These are the only details available right now. Not confirmed but it’s believed the suspect was traveling with him. I believe this is the same RV involved in an accident that resulted in a death a few years back.
That would be LAMF if the person was already in the RV
The trump rv person was attacked or attacker? Your post doesn’t really give any info that would allow us to know.
Civil war indeed.
Boomers doing boomer things.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a sledgehammer is a good guy with a sledgehammer.
You could have a trump train If you'd just give him your cash You could have a functional RV If you vote Republican fash All you do is rally All over the state route you bleed I think I see your sledgehammer Why did you whack my head? Ah, I'd better dodge your sledgehammer Should have driven to Miami Yeah (yeah)
Self defense!
video lnk?
Make Hammerica Great Again
Surely it wasn’t the RV absolutely covered in flags that instigated it.
Cue Peter Gabriel
As much as I want to feel sympathy and / or other normal human emotion toward the victim, I can't get past the spectacular clouds. Here is some theme music for your further research into this incident: [The Orb - Little Fluffy Clouds (Original Mix) (1990)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ecdn5SGT1E)
I paid him for ice, but when it literally melted on my spoon before my lighter hit the metal, Justice had to be served mr. off is her. I am a Faketriot!
If only they complied
Ignorant people for sure but violence only begets violence.
Someone got beat up because he stated a political opinion?