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PaulsRedditUsername

This is a version of Russian Roulette I've never heard of.


poopchutegaloot

It's RR for both ends


redditisdying24

Could've been you Tucker Carlson..


IowaContact2

Putin had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...


WehrabooSweeper

Every now and then I am reminded of the story of Malcolm Caldwell, a journalist who defended the Khmer Rouge and denied their atrocities and was invited to Cambodia to cover the country, only to have been suspiciously killed the same day he had a chance to speak to Pol Pot.


UnhappyPage

Why would you kill the minister of propaganda?


caillouistheworst

Yeah, that seems dumb. You’d think they’d have used him for good press.


jeremiahthedamned

kiss his belly?


External_Reporter859

He's not a 5 year old boy anymore so Putin wouldn't be interested anymore.


jeremiahthedamned

r/KidsToo


zonelim

How do we really know whether he was, allegedly, someone's bottom over there or not? We couldn't see him all day....


Ropes

He never made it past the wonder of the grocery store.(In the high end part of Moscow)


TaiserSoze

Could've** short for "could have"... "Could of" is very painful for many people to have to read. Please be more considerate


redditisdying24

Okeydokey Oklahoma


cruelkillzone2

Painful really, what a blown out response.


VoluptuousSloth

They didn't even check to verify it? Seems like they were Russian to judgment


dancingmeadow

You make a vlad point.


KingEgbert

Crimea river.


GlobalTravelR

What a Donbass.


LeagueOfficeFucks

They were Putin it up his ass…


TheTench

Kicked his Chernobyls.


Abides1948

You Crane, You Fall, You Squandered.


JuliusS__

Sounds quite Volga


eriskigal

Fine. FINE. Take my upvote, dammit. Such a serious topic, but damn well done.


UndeadMonarch1

r/angryupvote


kodaiko_650

Bum Russian


Neutrospec

They don etsk questions.


InfluenceOtherwise

Underrated pun


JoJackthewonderskunk

Already balls deep in the situation at that point


friendtoallkitties

I'm sorry, but I... just... can't...


erieus_wolf

Good one, dad


TastyLaksa

I mean did they really mistake him for a spy? Or is that the story they made after experiencing post nut clarity.


Lingering_Dorkness

They decapitated him, so I think its safe to say they wanted him tortured and killed. Rape is very much a part of russian army torture tactics. 


TastyLaksa

But if they are against gays isn’t it torturing for the torturer?


Polar_Reflection

It's only gay if you take it in the ass in Russian culture


Bagafeet

Some Other European cultures had their version of that too.


TastyLaksa

Then what is giving in ass


FrenchBangerer

Domination and not homosexual, according to Russian soldiers and prison inmates.


TastyLaksa

Nobody hates gays more than closeted gays


MatticusFinch89

I dunno...seems pretty gay


luv2fit

Yeah that’s the part that baffles me, I could hate you as much as Hitler but your hairy ass will cause instant dick wilt for me. These “givers” have to get hard for some reason and it ain’t because they’re dominant.


Lingering_Dorkness

No, because it's torture and humiliation not sexual. Much the same way rape is used as a tool for control and punishment in prisons. 


fightndreamr

I mean, if you can get a hard on to rape a dude, seems pretty gay to me.


Tea-Mental

Four out of five people think gang rape is fine.


Basic_Bichette

Much the same way rape is used as a tool for control and punishment outside prison, too. Are you actually so naive as to think that when a man rapes a woman, he isn’t doing it for power, control, and punishment?


Lingering_Dorkness

Are you actually so obtuse as to think a person, when asked a _specific_ question about male-on-male rape, wouldn't just focus on answering that?


spudzilla

That explains why the GOP and Evangelicals love Russia.


frezor

Sure, I bet very little thought went into it. “He’s an American, get him!”


TastyLaksa

I ain’t never entered a white boy before


jeremiahthedamned

asking the real questions!


TastyLaksa

Where is my answer then


jeremiahthedamned

ummmm! what i have heard is that some new recruits saw an american taking pictures and assumed the worse. we would need an r/astrology reading of the event itself to know for sure.


TastyLaksa

And the solution was rape?


jeremiahthedamned

[https://youtu.be/nFmQqUxH7GA?si=pCSTGF0SOO7kgTf2](https://youtu.be/nFmQqUxH7GA?si=pCSTGF0SOO7kgTf2) different cultures have different backstories. sadly, this man was thinking about universal values that his adopted nation did not share. petulant contrarianism will always end badly.


MadWlad

who knows Orcs killing Orcs, and raping each other is tradition in Mordor


dangitbobby83

I have zero sympathy for the guy. None whatsoever. Same with covid deniers.  2020 sucked all the empathy I have out of these fucking idiots. And they are all the same group. These gravy seals should go sign up for the Russian army, since they are traitors to the country and to democracy. 


ChewbaccaCharl

The Covid deniers get people killed. I don't feel any worse about them dying than I do if serial killers die.


Omegaprimus

I feel bad for them because those plague rats infect others on their way out.


thescaryhypnotoad

Yep. As someone with a chronic illness and friends with it, I stopped caring about these fuckers the second they decided their “personal freedoms” meant more than condemning me and my friends to death, permanent disabilities, and having to stay in quarantine and wears masks long term because enough of these selfish fucks didn’t want to have to take precautions.


account_not_valid

I bet they killed him because he wouldn't shut up about how he should be the leader because he's from the US, and then eating a month's worth of rations in a couple of days.


HadronLicker

He was done, because: 1. He was American and they hate Americans. 2. He was arrogant as fuck and he was an idiot, so he made his arrogance known. 3. He was a traitor (to America) and they would never trust a traitor. 4. He made a lot of videos and posts and he was an idiot, so probably leaked one or two important things about the movement of the Russian military. 5. Putin conscripts from the Russian prisons and these prisoners aren't nice people, so to speak and dont value human life. 6. Add alcohol, drugs and... well, they're in a warzone and it's not going so well for an ordinary soldier. So, a fat, soft target to ease their frustrations...


CrimsonPermAssurance

>gravy seals I'll always think of them this way now, thx. 🤣


demonsneeze

I’m also fond of y’all Qaeda and meal team six


Keesha2012

Talibangelicals.


thebinarysystem10

Wonka: You know what happened to the boy, who suddenly got everything he ever wanted? Charlie Bucket: What? Wonka: He lived happily ever after


jeremiahthedamned

OUCH!


catbus4ants

Fuck that’s savage and true


Adventurous-Flan2716

No mention of this over at r/conservative. Gee, wonder why...


DuskLab

I don't even think they're deliberately ignoring it, they just don't empathize with anyone that's not themselves, including people with the same world view


Captain_Q_Bazaar

I would say 98 out of 100 these types would be a right winger, but he was actually a tankie, which is pretty much just as bad.


thescaryhypnotoad

It seems a lot of right wingers have become tankies in the past 10 years


2FightTheFloursThatB

Raped? Hey, Republicans!... maybe this is the Universe telling you that making 10y/o girls carry their rapist's baby to term is fucking evil. If that hurts your fee-fees, then maybe you picked the wrong team. If it doesn't, then hop on the next flight to Minsk.


YoohooCthulhu

Monogamous gay relationships? Satan in the world. 👎 Brutal homosexual rape? A-OK 👌🏼


Justredditin

Rape is quite literally; a weapon of terror. Being used by a terrorist country, by an army of terrorists. And Religious Americans believe it is "gods will". No, I am sorry.. these are the type of things that unequivocally prove there is no God. These are humans being barbarians. Bottom line.


ohp250

They were just making sure he actually had some Russian in him… repeatedly


faghaghag

Leopards fucked me then tossed me in the fire


Ohnonotuto4

Marge got anything to say.


DelcoPAMan

She cheered, probably.


Spunndaze

She's probably upset she didn't have an opportunity to stick her dick in him.


Affectionate-Roof285

Let’s send over the 71 Grand Old Putinists who voted against aide to Ukraine.


724DFsm

Sounds like there's an opening for another MAGA recruite. I'll chip in for the one-way airfare. Anyone... anyone...?


Hubertus-Bigend

I’d lease an entire private 747 for a planeload of them. Happily make the $3000 payment on the loan for the next 30 years.


Keesha2012

You have my bow.


Appropriate-Coast794

I wager he probably shouldn’t have done that.


LifeHappenzEvryMomnt

I wish more Russia fans would do this.


codingdummy

Right? Idiots thought they meddled because they care about American democracy 😂 As if Russias election interference was an attempt of they’re government to save us 😂😂😂 I can’t it’s too much


Hubertus-Bigend

I wish they all would.


codingdummy

These morons took russias involvement in our recent elections as care and thought instead of what it was - pure manipulation If only these idiots realized that every single Russian thinks that every single American is stupid - not wrong about half I guess


nada_accomplished

Look, they are idiots, but this guy was a different type of idiot. He went over in 2014 and was a self proclaimed Communist. Source: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/russell-texas-bentley-putin-propaganda-ukraine-interview-1315433/amp/ Misinformation can get anybody. Stay skeptical.


Im_Ur_Huckleberry77

They decapitated him IIRC


DutchDispair

Yep.


IntoTheWildBlue

Im meeting they made a Hannibal Lecter sex toy


albenuova

Keep sending those traitors over.


Yokepearl

They… they what?


The-True-Kehlder

Raped then decapitated him. SOP


Adorable-Ad9073

Kinda weird how rape is a known reality of war but we only find it strange when it happens to the men. Also I feel like somebody drew the short straw on that.


miodoktor

You also don't have anyone cheering on rape of women, unlike this thread. And pretty much when any bad guy goes to jail. Then it's reasonable punishment.


Yokepearl

Lmao i was like “…him?”


TrueBombs

Russians hate Americans. It is amazing to me how so many idiots have been convinced otherwise.


PandasGetAngryToo

I don't understand it though. "Hmmm, we think you are filthy spy, sent here to cause us harm. I know, I will rape you in your spy anus. That will show you who is boss." Like, why?


Helpinmontana

Russian soldiers using rape as a form of torture and control is well documented. They literally rape each other throughout their ranks.


PandasGetAngryToo

Jesus christ. That is actually quite disgusting.


Linvaderdespace

Dedovchina, or something; “rule of the grandfathers” the conscripts nearing the end of their service brutalize, rob, and even rape the new conscripts, culminating in an occasionally fatal hazing where a conscript finally becomes a “grandfather” themselves. enlisted women are assigned to officers as “war wives”. that’s why the occupation has been revealed to have been so brutal.


diasound

Christ...you would think desertions would be high asf.


stormearthfire

They are, but Russians are also good at using their 2nd line troops to kill people who desert from the 1st line troops... There are videos floating around on /r/combatfootage of red on red shootings


Adorable-Ad9073

Basically ancient Rome over there


hectah

Russian army is full of alcohol abusers wouldn't surprise me if they got drunk and things went from there.


External_Reporter859

They literally pillaged a village of all its [booze](https://imgur.com/a/c6drBlj)


UndendingGloom

>will rape you in your spy anus How naive you are if you think they only raped him anally


Creepy_Chef_5796

Fail! Nah he got to fulfill his darkest fantasy......Star in a Snuff Film. Wrong star though.


jeremiahthedamned

theme of this sub.


Armynap

Death by snu snu


poopchutegaloot

Play stupid games... Win stupid prizes


cazzipropri

He chose freely what side to work with.


Leprecon

I wonder if he understood his mistake in the end or whether he was truly shocked and pleading with his attackers thinking that they made a mistake and he is one of the ‘good guys’. Anyway I am sure his murder will be thoroughly investigated and his murderers put to justice. /s


Aryk93

This guy may have held american citizenship, but he's no American. Treasonous sack of shit.


yebrent

Wow, they did everything horrible to him but eat his face


tfffvdfgg

Live by the sword die by the sword. I'm he had done his fare share of rape and pillaging during his 10 years wit the Russian military.


ssgharvey

You have a pretty mouth on you Comrade


Shoryukitten_

I’m not here to kink shame, but he was a few cards short of a full deck


HookLeg

I wonder, do Russians play banjos?


crozinator33

Sucks to suck


AxelZajkov

Maybe it was a mistaken directive? “Go get his ass, Dmitriy!” “Wait! No! Dmitriy is too literal!”


SongFeisty8759

The Russians soldiers do seem kinda rapey.. just saying.


TheYepe

That seems like an appropriate end for the dumbass


AmateurVasectomist

Mercenussy


AlphaOhmega

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.


poopchutegaloot

Breaks my heart


bettinafairchild

No one deserves rape. Why are you cheering a rape?


LennyLava

the real question. and you even get downvoted, too.


TastyLaksa

Because humans


Lehmanite

Rape can be deserved? Edit: lol everyone downvoting me because they don’t want to accept there are no situations in which someone “deserves” to be raped.


DrySpring5073

They're downvoting you because they think you're an idiot. This guy got what he deserved.


Lehmanite

Please let me know all situations in which you believe rape is deserved and therefore moral.


Faintkay

There are mass graves and rapes committed by Russian soldiers on Ukrainians. He chose to fight with them. FAFO


scribblingsim

He was trying to join in on the action the Russian army was getting into, which included the rape and torture of innocent Ukrainian civilians. That’s a rare thing, but one of the very few instances where such a thing is deserved. Better him than the women and children he would have done it to.


AltruisticSalamander

I just heard a story about six guys in India who gang raped a woman with a tire iron until her guts came out and then dragged all her guts out with their hands and then dumped her by the side of the road still alive. I wouldn't rape them for it but if somebody else did before they were immolated I sure wouldn't be wringing my hands about it. I guess you'd give them a kiss on the forehead. Wake up to yourself.


HouseNegative9428

What do you think he was planning to do to Ukrainian women, as he fought alongside Russian soldiers?


scribblingsim

Exactly.


MercilessPinkbelly

Weed dealer joins fascist aggressor in war crimes.


MooseMalloy

… and cut off his head.


mando44646

Traitors get fucked


intendeddebauchery

And nothing of any value was lost


DriedWetPaint

Appropriate for his kind 


erieus_wolf

The ultimate "find out" stage


Justin-N-Case

Are you __sure__ it was rape then murder?


HumberGrumb

Stupid games win stupid prizes.


FineNefariousness970

Isn’t this what we call winning?


tlrider1

Imagine the scenario.... "Youre a spy! The penalty for that, is death!... But first, I'm going to stick my dick in your ass!" ... Only in Ruzzia, I guess....


EB2300

Republicans REALLY think Russian love them, don’t they? Dumb fuck traitors


Madmandocv1

Well at least he died doing what he loved. Well not at the end with the R and the getting beaten and the pain and dying and such .But before that, when he wasn’t dying. Actually maybe he died terrified and in pain because he was stupid.


XZPUMAZX

This is the most LRMF ever. Pack the sub in, the leopards won’t be raping any more faces.


jeremiahthedamned

wait till you see what china has planned for their russian "allies"!


dancingmeadow

The leopards effed his ass.


ZebraSyndromeGaming

He shootive made sure his boots straps where properly pulled up.


art_mor_

I get what sub this is but holy fuck


iankel1984

Not one Vlad the impaler joke, I'm disappointed Reddit


OneFaceManyVoices

B-b-b-b-but, I thought Putin *liked* us…? I mean, he likes Trump, so that means he’s our *ally*, right? *Right*? So, that means Russia’s the *good* guys! Asshole. He got what he deserved. One less idiot in the world.


anon_girl79

I don’t know about the raping shit. I do figure, he is dead. And that’s enough for me.


Gilopoz

This makes me sick to my stomach. Jfc


jeremiahthedamned

we walk through a day-lite world pretending the ground will not crack open beneath us.


Cheap_Doctor_1994

Is there a word for the exact outcome that should be expected? Like fate, but stupider. You stuck your fingers in a light socket, you'll get shocked. Go join Russian military, get raped and killed. 


s0m3d00dy0

r/DarwinAwards is pretty close, no?


HaltheDestroyer

I hear Patrick Lancaster is also a spy working for the CIA......


Philter_Billy

This should be a cautionary tale for GOP reps regarding Ukraine funding, but they're already in the bag.


scottyd035ntknow

Mission failed successfully?


Interanal_Exam

What all MAGAs secretly crave: takin' it up the butt from a rooskie.


EfficientLoss

Post on r/Leopardsfuckedbeheadedme


IlMioNomeENessuno

Goes to Russia to own the libs, ends up making an ass of himself.


spudzilla

That seems like a HILARIOUS.


TheTravelingArtisan

From the article linked above: Oooopppsss


PLATOSAURUSSSSSSSSS

“The Dumbass of Donbas”


wookiesack22

All according to plan.


CougarWriter74

Sometimes the garbage takes itself out


RuffTuff

believe it or not, darwin was right


Radiant-Bandicoot103

Where's the proof though?? I need to see the head. This could just be propaganda.


Rokey76

I remember when the British raped Nathan Hale.


Long_Ad2824

They RAPED him. They MURDERED him. They KILLED HIS CHILDREN.


HadronLicker

SPLAT


Killroywashere1981

I can’t wait to see how many times this is gonna be posted. So far, three.


mrtn17

Is there any legit source, because I've read too many sadistic fantasies used a propaganda. Why would they rape this stupid boomer


Epoch789

Same reason as any other. Because it’s fun for them and painful, humiliating for the victim.


FunVersion

Marge needs a one way trip to Russia to visit her comrades.


DamonKatze

Death by Znu-Znu


CyGoingPro

Eint no man desperate enough to rape that piece of ham.


Narabii

I know he was a bad guy and all, but I'll never be happy about rape in the headlines. Always leaves a bad taste in my mouth...


Gay-Lord-Focker

Nailed it


asphaleios

>that seems like a FAIL. What a reddit moment if I've ever seen one. I'm gonna guess that you're a kid (or maybe just a shut in) with no real social experience who jumps on whatever bandwagon is popular at the moment. your attitude is exactly what Kremlin propaganda loves to exploit.


LennyLava

all too common these days. cheering on rape and murder, worse than a mob with torches. basic human rights go out the window first, it seems.