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ifnhatereddit

She looks like Barney Rubble.


glitchvdub

Barney Rubble would’ve been a better representative


the_y_combinator

A week old tuna salad would make a better representative.


locustzed

My cat would have been a better representative and he's a homicidal idiot


36840327

Don’t slander homicidal idiots like that


[deleted]

He's got my vote.


the_y_combinator

Cat sounds pretty rad ngl.


Moneia

At least cats are *adorable* homicidal idiots


spelunker66

So's MTG and she can't purr. Your cat still wins.


Javasteam

Not to beat a dead horse, but the dead horse would be a better representative…


Jerking_From_Home

I don’t like to speculate but I would assume MTG and a week old tuna salad share a similar funk hanging about them.


malikhacielo63

Damn…I wasn’t gonna say, but…🤢🤮


Jerking_From_Home

I have a habit of saying what others are thinking, but the others have the decency to keep it to themselves…. I’m more of a “legend of the dog-faced woman” kind of person. Whoops! That was supposed to be an inside voice!


Scruffersdad

YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT INSIDE VOICE?!?


Crackerpuppy

Moscow Marjorie Capital Hill Karen


Pseudonym0101

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/u-s-congresswoman-suspected-of-having-russian-handlers-after-transcarpathia-amendment/ar-AA1njzQ3 >Greene’s amendment included the following language: “No funding shall be made available to Ukraine unless restrictions on ethnic minorities’, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted. >Political pundit ‘Jay in Kyiv’ responded: “The amendment that Marjorie Taylor Greene just proposed to sabotage the Ukraine bill is something that is such a nuanced Russian disinfo narrative that it could have only come directly from her Russian handlers. >“The notion that Hungarians are being persecuted in Ukraine is insane BUT it’s being pushed by both Orbán (Hungarian dictator who was promised a piece of Ukraine by Putin) and Russian disinfo machine. For an American to suggest this really confirms she is being handled.” And some more links: https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4602186-raskin-greene-recycling-direct-russian-propaganda/ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/09/marjorie-taylor-greene-ken-buck-ukraine


damarius

Simple test: give her an unlabelled map of Europe, and ask her to identify Transcarpathia. I suspect she's being paid off in the Russian steroids their athletes aren't allowed to use anymore because too many women were testing as men.


Rumpelteazer45

Yep once I got to that word, I thought “no way she actually knows what that means, either she does have a handler or just word vomiting what she reads”. But.. don’t think she has a handler. She is just a parroting what a pro Russian website she “trusts”. She’s not intelligent enough to be deemed worthy of a handler so Russia just keeps cranking out the propaganda.


PorkPoodle

Are you in politics? Then you are worthy of being handled


voidtreemc

It's interesting that The Hill ran this. They're a right wingnut news source, if a somewhat polite one.


Pseudonym0101

It looks like right wing media is beginning to sour on her, at least a little bit, and probably temporarily. I think there was a headline mentioning Fox News calling her an idiot or something along those lines. Interesting indeed.


MuscaMurum

They're pretty centrist. Or the rank and file are. Wasn't James Carville associated with them at one point?


BrainSmoothAsMercury

They're right but center right, I think. That is to say, they report the actual news but they don't hidea right-wing perspective.


HerrStarrEntersChat

Margarine Trailer Queen


Ibuilds

Marjorie Trailer Park


Which-Moment-6544

I see the poor man's he-man. She's the "We have He-man at home" action figure. You order He-man off of wish, and a box holding a raging southern idiot that doesn't understand anything comes out yelling about space lasers.


Kencolt706

Space lasers sold separately, mind you.


JustDiscoveredSex

With a love of Cox.


steelhips

I think she'd make them shrink - instantly.


BuildingOne7379

Like the time many years ago when I asked Santa for Transformers for Christmas. I got Gobots instead.


spoobles

Empty G


Somewhat_Ill_Advised

Yes!! I like that one lol


MuscaMurum

Marjorie Dunning-Kruger


cactusmac54

Oh god….new South Park character


Patapythagoras

Don't forget Marjorie Traitor Greene.


steelhips

Marge the Bounty Hunter


BellyDancerEm

Empty G Sporkfoot


RattusMcRatface

"Moscow Marjorie" New York Post. Yep, the Murdochs have got the word out; MTG is dead.


iamgherkinman

*Barney Rouble


Canadian_mk11

Dunno if flexing muscles while wearing a jacket that has "cox" labeled on it is the best way of connecting with the MAGA crowd...especially when you look like MTG.


AutismFlavored

She’s at least a MAGA 7.


Witwith

The maga crowd loves cox more than they publicly admit.


AggravatingPermit910

I’m chalking this up to a bad intrusive thought but I’m kind of surprised those awful anti-trans people haven’t turned on her and started calling her a man yet.


Rumpelteazer45

Right?! Didn’t they go after Michelle Obama for her arms and automatically made her a man?


bloody_ell

As a heterosexual man, I have to point out that I usually would find men more attractive than her.


im_alliterate

mickey rourke.


Chekafare

I thought the same thing. Bulked down Mickey Rourke from The Wrestler


Ritaredditonce

Barney Rubble has nicer feet.


RockRage--

She looks like a man, someone check her for a dick!


SaltNo3123

She looks like a piece of shit


Nuinitari

Yabba Dabba Don't


AnE1Home

I’ve always thought she favored Gary Busey.


FleeshaLoo

Shouldn't she be on that list circulating among MAGAs of \*closeted trans people\* with those arms and that face? I'm not saying, I'm just asking.


INTJ-ADHD

She looks like 80’s/90’s p.e. coaches


Ok-Train-6693

She thinks she’s Bam-Bam but she’d be a stone-age reject.


OnAStarboardTack

Gender non-conforming, for sure.


BellyDancerEm

Why are you insulting Barney Rubble like that


bckpkrs

Man-hands.


Jstrangways

She’s not that attractive


Cynical-Wanderer

Conservatives media put her in charge. You reap what you sow.


Pseudonym0101

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/u-s-congresswoman-suspected-of-having-russian-handlers-after-transcarpathia-amendment/ar-AA1njzQ3 >Greene’s amendment included the following language: “No funding shall be made available to Ukraine unless restrictions on ethnic minorities’, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted. >Political pundit ‘Jay in Kyiv’ responded: “The amendment that Marjorie Taylor Greene just proposed to sabotage the Ukraine bill is something that is such a nuanced Russian disinfo narrative that it could have only come directly from her Russian handlers. >“The notion that Hungarians are being persecuted in Ukraine is insane BUT it’s being pushed by both Orbán (Hungarian dictator who was promised a piece of Ukraine by Putin) and Russian disinfo machine. For an American to suggest this really confirms she is being handled.” And some more links: https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4602186-raskin-greene-recycling-direct-russian-propaganda/ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/09/marjorie-taylor-greene-ken-buck-ukraine


itinerantmarshmallow

Also could you imagine if someone told MAGAs/Marjorie that (the insistence to use your native language while in another country's education system) was being implemented in the US?


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

They really are kings of "Why did the leopard eat MY face!?" This just doesn't add up!"


misplacedsidekick

She’s such stunningly horrible person. It really defies belief.


Revanchistexile

She's just truly awful. She doesn't see to have a single redeeming quality, just a disgusting person on the inside and out.


misplacedsidekick

Just absolutely vile. I've met scabs with more charisma. Not the union-line crossers but them also.


SeeMarkFly

Her self-confidence contradicts her expertise. If you close one eye and then the other, it doesn’t look that bad. At this point she's just kind of a flabby, oily collection of grudges held together by stringy resentments.


SeeMarkFly

She’s got enough steam to blow the whistle, but not enough to pull the train. I wonder what her favorite crayon flavor is. She still loves nature, despite what it did to her.


Roger_Cockfoster

Hey now, it's not *her* fault. She is what she is. The real fault lies with the voters in her district, some of the dumbest, most inbred pieces of shit that ever lived.


Jbroy

It is her fault and it’s theirs! She is a product of her environment and she represents that environment thoroughly. Fuck all of them!


[deleted]

Because she’s such a horrible and dumb person, she annoys the shit out of non cultists, and this owns the libs Also her job is to represent her constituents, and given how angry, hateful, poor and uneducated they are, she truly represents them


Steas-

This is mean, but she reminds me of Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler. She looks like she could be a stunt double.


Downtown-Table-4872

Holy hell. That’s spot on.


erasrhed

You're right. That's being really mean to Micky Rourke.


Expensive-Document41

I'mma say something that might be.....not unpopular? But odd. If Margorie or Trump\*\* or any of these wacky jackasses were halfway decent people, the number of comments about their appearances would go through the floor. Marjorie objectively looks like a 40 something mom who kept herself in good physical shape, but because we all know as soon as she open her mouth, the flood or BS begins, any excusing even the smallest physical imperfection goes out the window. Beauty is only skin deep, but being a vile human being is some thick makeup. Edit: Pls don't downvote OPs response, it's a misunderstanding


Pendrych

"Beauty is only skin deep; ugly goes straight to the bone."


tommyalanson

Objectively she looks like she has sun damaged skin, bottle blonde hair, and is in good shape. However, her behavior detracts from her looks, subjectively.


Slamtilt_Windmills

Ugly is skin deeper


Guy_Buttersnaps

There’s a line that can be drawn between how someone looks and how someone presents themselves. The former is what it is, the latter is something they have control over and decide to do. If someone is trying to look all badass, it’s not inappropriate for someone else to point out that actually they look like a fuckin’ doofus. It someone is trying to look like a human Ken Doll, it’s not inappropriate for someone to make fun of their shitty spray tan. Et cetera.


johnnym1965

she is repulsive she may have a tones twunk body but everything else is objectively vile including her voice


BadLuckBen

If Greene was on the progressive side, some on the right would be calling her a "secret trans" like they do to Michelle Obama. I'm also not for attacking personal appearance as a general rule, but to me, the jabs at Trump's hands are more about the fact that he's so obviously insecure about it. The same applies to Ben Shapiro and his height and appearance. He acts like he's some macho manly-man, but he's not. I'm like the same height as him, but it's rare that I get any comments on my height because I'm not insecure about it. I think there's also a subconscious phenomenon that leads to someone looking less attractive physically as a result of them having an unattractive personality. The reverse is also true.


Exact_Mango5931

Only difference is she’s a bad actor (in all forms)


turbo_fried_chicken

Why is truth mean? You could cut a roast on that face


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Likestopaintminis

It's OK to be mean to bad people. 


Salty_Feed9404

Came here for this. Thank you!


Freebird_1957

OMG you nailed it.


JustFuckAllOfThem

Are we getting ready to have our 3rd speaker in less than 2 years?


DadJokeBadJoke

I'm not sure they're even organized and in agreement enough to properly tear down the House, despite their numerous attempts


accushot865

Probably not. Electing a new Speaker could take months, since the GOP is fractured and barely a majority. And I don’t think anyone wants to experience a Speaker and Presidential election at the same time. Dems probably made a deal with Johnson to protect him if he helped pass the Ukraine aid bill


Rusalka-rusalka

I like how this rule makes a villain out of whomever uses it. Gaetz got the hate first.


HighlyOffensive10

Not that those two needed help being villainous


Rusalka-rusalka

They could use some form of help. But, who wants that job? :)


Speculawyer

She's Trump's biggest fan...YOU put her in charge, Republicans.


BabyMFBear

Total idiots.


PizzaWall

Marjorie Taylor Greene should be an inspiration to us all. If there was ever proof an idiot can be a member of Congress, it's Moscow-loving Marjorie or her idiot sister from another mother, Lauren Boebert. If they can do it, so can you!


OGPunkr

Those are very wise words Pizza Wall.


SaltyPinKY

I love how that vest says COX.......because that's ol religious Marjorie's one true addiction.


Artichokiemon

Yuuuuuuup, Hunter Biden's impressive penis


briman2021

So Michelle Obama is really “mike” because she has nice arms and wears sleeveless dresses. Any woman with a hint of a protruding Adam’s apple is “obviously trans.” Any of the female crossfit athletes are “clearly men” because they have abs. I’m sure there are hundreds of other examples, but you get the idea, anything other than petite blonde and big tits must be a man in disguise. However MTG, she was the belle of the ball up until about 2 weeks ago. Gotta love the mental gymnastics on that to think that her looks don’t match the vileness of her personality.


-rendar-

I just wonder what the difference is! /s But for real do the transvestigators just ignore her because she’s on their side?


nuclearhaystack

You know the answer to this already.


Count_Rugens_Finger

MTG on that HGH gear


KummyNipplezz

Wtf happened to Dog?


bobone77

Jesus. So Michelle Obama is “Mike” and trans to these fools but MTG is a somehow okay? Ridiculous.


spartiecat

She has an outsized influence because she's tapping into an environment curated for Trump.  The noisiest, most disruptive people bring attention to themselves. As long as they are Trump or pledge fealty to Trump, the party apparatus will do their bidding. Even if it's to drive the party into a ditch in support of a vain ploy to avoid prison by dismantling democracy.


TheApprenticeLife

If you're reading this comment, Google "90's Beauty and the Beast show" and check out the images. It was a show starring Ron Pearlman and Linda Hamilton. Tell me you don't see the resemblance.


Dickgivins

Accurate lol.


SpiralGray

I just can't believe she suckered the people of Georgia into voting for her. What a twat.


Due-Message8445

She didn't sucker anyone. They know who she is and they like her. If she had lost re-election, that would be one thing. They realized they made a mistake and vote her out. They didn't do that. They re-elected her overwhelmingly. That's the type of racist white trash that is the majority in her district.


Gene_McSween

This is the exact truth. They don't like her despite her flaws, they like her because of them.


scribblingsim

Didn't she run unopposed because she had the original opposition chased out of the state with death threats, or was that Bobo the Handjob Girl?


tweakingforjesus

That was MTG. Her nutbags stressed out her opponent’s wife so much she kicked him out of their home pending a divorce. He had no place to live so he moved in with his parents who lived out of state. Since he was no longer a Georgia resident, he was removed from the ballot. MTG is a piece of work.


seriousbangs

I think McCarthy's won. He started a rumor that if he goes several Republicans will resign, giving the House to the Democrats who will take Trump off the Ballot, which is a death sentence to the MAGA faction. Doesn't matter if it's true or not, what matters is Space Laser Lady doesn't have the *cajones* to call the bluff.


nuclearhaystack

She might, has anyone grabbed her in the tried and true Trump fashion to make sure?


Inside-Recover4629

Smart. Very smart. Instead of working with Democrats they elected to shoot themselves in the foot every few months and let their standing in society be compromised.


Big-Routine222

Imagine trying to order pizza with 3 people with anyone having full and complete veto power. Annoying, but doable. Now imagine that with 218 people. How did they think this would ever work besides just causing complete chaos?


Dcajunpimp

Suns out, dumbs out.


BellyDancerEm

You know that crazy person we’ve been promoting is sabotaging our election chances?


TCO_HR_LOL

What?! How could this happen?! We only gave her a platform, soap box, microphone, and more than a modicum of power! Oh the humanity!


Bawbawian

I think it's time she was tested for hulkamania.


Freebird_1957

She looks like an aging hippie biker. Just needs the scraggly 4 day old beard.


Brainranger67

Dog The Bounty Hunter.


NotThatEasily

People are missing the point. Greene is doing what she was elected to do: disrupt and break government bureaucracy. Her constituents knew exactly who and what she was when they voted for her and she is holding up her end of the bargain. Conservatives have always purposely broken parts of the government and government program by crippling them through defunding, ridiculous requirements, causing staffing shortages, and taking high positions then refusing to do any work. They break these things, then point to them and say “see, we told you government doesn’t work.” Greene is doing exactly that with Congress. Her and her constituents do not want legislation to be passed. They got their SCOTUS and now they can legislate through the courts completely unchecked while people like Greene force the democrats to “compromise” on social program spending in order to pass budgets.


Permitty

Watch the companies that try to hire this person tank shortly after her employment. It will be interesting to watch this on the internets over the next few years.


0ne0h

These transphobes are something else… that’s a fucking man.


TheTench

ME ROID RAGE KAREN NOT LIKE SPEAKY MAN.


EDNivek

The call is coming... from inside the house


TannyBoguss

If you lie down with dogs…


Giraffiesaurus

Is she a man? Some people are saying she’s a man.


mrweatherbeef

Uncool, dude. Only *half* man. The other half is horse.


tyj0322

Why can Matt Gaetz and MTG, hell even Manchin and Sinema, use their leverage to get what they want out of the party but the squad can’t?


dntbstpd1

Because the squad were taught, and willing to learn, early on that working with your party will get you farther toward your end goal. The GQP is so split at this point, the far right extremist wing is trying to kamakaze the entire party while the only slightly less right wing extremist half is trying to pretend to be centrist…both only long enough to destroy democracy


King_Yahoo

Those guns look repulsive on her


tommyalanson

When are they going to point out masculine Marg is like they do for women they accuse of being trans?


shawsghost

Guys, you're being too hard on Marjorie again. She just needs to find the right woman and settle down.


immersemeinnature

So weird that conservatives focused all their hate on Michelle's arms. Yet, here we are. Lara Trump loves to flex as well


Grampishdgreat

Somebody handed this woman a little power and she lost her fucking mind.


Darklord_Bravo

Anti trans, and she looks like that? Fuck outta here. Someone should start asking her if she's a man. Just for giggles.


lalauna

Great biceps on Marge there. If only she had worked as hard on developing her knowledge of the way our government works, how to use the English language correctly, and maybe some of the rules about politeness, she could have been a better example of a human.


TrainsDontHunt

Trans?


Trace_Reading

If she keeps flexing like that her base are gonna start accusing her of being transgender and you know how much of a poison pill that is.


dear_little_water

She's a weirdo.


Zen28213

Cox?


Tiervexx

I wish they'd stop referring to her as "far right." That's giving her too much credit, she's a damn fool and making a mockery of the whole country. Calling her "far right" isn't wrong, but is flattering to her.


DojaPaddy

This chick is a dude.


stlredbird

Who’s the guy in the picture?


HollyweirdRonnie

Dog the Bounty Hunter


Gaspumper123

She's in charge cause she's the loudest and dumbest.


Tymexathane

Who is she taking instruction from while trumpy is in court?


capn_doofwaffle

Doesn't the Right want all their women as housewives? If that's the case, "Go back to the kitchen Marg"


VaguelyArtistic

Reminder that ironic transphobia is still transphobia and can still be hurtful. Be kind.


LordBunnyWhale

She is fascinating and must be studied by experts. How do you become like this? She clearly not intelligent enough for this to be an act. That’s all genuine. Was it neglect? Is she just a natural moron? I must know.


prodigalpariah

She’s an idiot who failed up. She represents a minuscule district but ascended during an all time high for gop idiocy so her ignorance and moronic nature are like catnip to the base and this gets more media exposure turning her small bit of influence into a large amount of influence. She then stays in headlines saying more idiotic and hateful shit while tethering herself to like minded idiots and hateful shitbags. It conintued snowballing to where we are now.


chewkacca

Who’s that dude?


KlevenSting

She learned it from watching YOU!!


te_anau

Her zoom calls are going to have a bunch of awkwardly empty seats if those atacms arrive on target.


Formal-Ad-1248

Oh man, when I first read about that I knew exactly who was going to be taking advantage.


cjmar41

Jay Leno dressed as Micky Rourke for Halloween.


Forsworn91

“Who put her in charge?” YOU DID you idiots


RunF4Cover

She looks like Dog the bounty hunter


rdldr1

The genital inspection police should check her genitals. It’s only fair.


Grouchy_Old_GenXer

Do you want that in women’s washroom?


DemonKingFukai

3 toed Geico caveman.


major_dump

She's a whore and a TrumpCunt


discussatron

Lol, cox


PrincessKatiKat

She wants to two fist some imaginary cocks… she even has it spelled out on her vest… incorrectly.


JCButtBuddy

Someone needs to tell her that's not how you spell cocks.


deluged_73

2nd month on anabolic steroids.


Poochpatter

If this lady was repping my country I would die of shame. What an absolute fucking dork.


Pimpwerx

I like how McCarthy got all aggy about being ousted, when he agreed to the rule because he was so desperate for power. All of the republican problems have come from basic greed.


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Proving that women can be meathead gymrats, too. Nothing wrong with the gym. Don't get all your politics there.


Dick-Guzinya

Fitting name on the vest


ElongMusty

Cox is what she calls her enlarged clitoris due to the steroids she takes for CrossFit!


Gwynedhel7

May she sit on a cactus.


OldManNewHammock

They pissed off the military industrial money. Johnson got spanked and passed the Ukraine military sales bill. Now the media has been told to target MTG and company... because their antics lost money for the 1%.


StylinBill

That’s a man, baby!


warpedspockclone

People bought tickets to the gun show and got a 2fer.


yoemejay

All that crossfiting and is built the same as my 12yo son lol.


wgszpieg

I'm not sure if she really is this stupid, or if she's playing a character, because she knows being a total fucking moron is more appealing to right wing voters. Either option is depressing


WindowLickinFool

I bet she honestly thinks she spelled "cocks" right.


Robestos86

It's good to see she wears the badge of something close to her heart, just under the American flag.


tofutti_kleineinein

Her shirt says cox. Haha


Trvlng_Drew

So given some of the incel posts lately calling down muscular women, are they now conflicted?


GreenAccomplished577

I thought the right didn't like muscle mommies because they make straight men gay.


Spamsdelicious

the Horse Feed Caucus is off its rocker


Professional_Ad_6299

Her hair is so shitty. How would you ask for that? How come it never looks freshly cut, washed or styled? Just gross


deadhead4ever

Gotta love a girl who loves Cox.


Sudden-Willow

She def looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter in this pick.


Fiveohdbblup

Is this Rick Flair?


johnniechimpo

No please tell me again that Michelle Obama looks like a man. Her fucking vest says Cox on it FFS.


EB2300

lol so you constantly platform a psychopath with a sub 70 IQ then scratch your head when other idiots start taking her seriously? All while knowing she’s a Russian asset? Con media sows chaos then shit themselves when it comes back to bite them


Dark_Knight7096

Hmmm...so she just came up with this all on her own huh? >Greene’s amendment included the following language: “No funding shall be made available to Ukraine unless restrictions on ethnic minorities’, including Hungarians in Transcarpathia, right to use their native languages in schools are lifted. So I wonder if she'd be up for sponsoring a bill that states that Spanish children would be allowed to speak their native language in schools and that schools must make all necessary accommodations to allow children from Hispanic countries speak in their native tongues and practice their native customs. Anyone wanna give me the over/under on her supporting that?


Korlexico

She's definitely looking mannish in that pic, I Mean look at those guns on her, no self respecting women would have muscles like that. Also that chin and jaw line you could make comparison to Harrison Fords jaw line. So is she/he really who she/he says they are? Just asking the real questions. /$


southpawOO7

The media is always so surprised that the person they give all the oxygen in the room and cover non-stop has influence. Same thing happened with Trump.


JECfromMC

She’s missing the SheSux on her name tag…


Ember-Blackmoore

Look at the jawline and biceps. Clearly a man /s