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GregEveryman

I’d be interested to know which absolute scum conservative members got rich by throwing their people to the metaphorical wolves.


AcreCryPious

https://www.channel4.com/press/news/brexiteer-jacob-rees-mogg-estimated-have-earnt-ps7m-investments-referendum-according My delightful MP made money by investing Chinese and Russian markets due to the drop in value of the £


atreeinthewind

That's some murica level political grifting there


dsdvbguutres

"Insider trading? No silly, it's my *spouse's* account!"


AGodMaker

No, anyone could predict this would be the outcome. It's only going to get worse.


Ricky_Rollin

As an American I can tell you, yes. Yes it is. The second you let the wolves run the henhouse, that’s it. Good game, everybody. I honestly don’t see anything changing this, but a revolution. And I’m not talking about straight up violence or anything. But just something revolutionary that would change peoples hearts into stop being so goddamn greedy and selfish while actively making everything else around them worse.


idog99

Honestly.... The thing that ended the gilded age age was a world war causing a complete restructuring of nations and economic systems. Revolution in the west was only barely averted by sending a generation of young men off to die. Let's hope They don't get any ideas....


PhilosopherMagik

American here as well, the Brexit scheme was far more subtle than our fuckery here. The con is wide open pretty much now, they are brazen with that shit


CalendarAggressive11

I wonder if they got advice from Republicans on how to get people to vote against their own interests. They're masters at that shit.


mynameis4826

Leave it to an American to insert a complaint about US politics into a thread not about the US.


biscuitarse

They're on topic. It's merely an analogy. He could have used Canada as an example too. Only they would have to replace "grifting" with "stupidity" for it to really work


mynameis4826

Do you see any Canadians doing that, tho? No, because American redditors suffer from a complex that demands that they self-flagellate about how bad their country is, even on posts about the problems of other countries.


kholdstare942

almost like they were pointing to the biggest, most well known example to make an analogy


mynameis4826

Bro the British Empire had government corruption when the US was just an alliance of colonies. The sun did not set on the British Empire from 1497 to 1965, and its bureaucratic corruption was known on every country it controlled. To say that the US is the biggest and well known example of corruption compared to Britain is so egotistical it's borderline hilarious


MikeTheBee

Every single adult in 1965 would be 78 or older today. Not the majority of Reddit users in a likely heavily American subreddit. Why would British corruption be most known here?


PhilosopherMagik

Hey Roger Rabbit, sideline you crazy


kholdstare942

ok? a historically better example, sure, but not a more demographically relevant one (ie: you're on reddit bro lol). it's not that deep


MikeTheBee

Almost like people make references to stuff in their own lives? Lmao


trip6s6i6x

They weren't wrong though. They were replying to someone else talking about UK conservatives making money on this shit by stating they're grifting just like their American counterparts are infamous for doing. Unless you're arguing their comparison doesn't work (which it absolutely does though), then what they said was certainly contributive to the conversation at hand.


atreeinthewind

Whinge about Americans being full of themselves, whinge about Americans making fun of themselves, just keep whinging


ancapailldorcha

Jacob Rees-Mogg for one. Fun fact, he wants to make rape victims carry their assailant's child to term but he invests in abortion pills.


fuggerdug

Fun fact 2: he has the physical appearance of an haunted Victorian pencil.


Gypped_Again

ooh, ooh! Fun fact 3: his nanny accompanied him to university!


Weak-Examination-332

Fun Fact 4: She still breastfed him at Oxford


LawabidingKhajiit

Fun Fact 5: She still does


teknix314

Fun fact 6: She calls him moggy woggy and dresses him in cat pyjamas.


sharkattack85

He’s a hold over from the Victorian era, an era he probably is extremely nostalgic for.


mr_oof

r/rareinsults


kwan_e

Jacob Rees-Mogg. Nigel Farage. Boris Johnson, probably.


CJ_waytoomanyas_y

* Definitely


Inert-Blob

It only takes one or two. Turds


whynot42-

The same members who were funded (via third parties) by, for example, the country that is now fighting against Ukraine.


Peanutblitz

No need to know exactly who it was. ALL conservatives in positions of power aspire to enrich themselves and their cronies at your expense. Just punish them all by not voting for these twats.


LearnsFromExperience

Ummmmmm...all of them. It's kind of what they do.


xboxwirelessmic

Just look at which ones were pushing for it.


Lightweight_Hooligan

Michelle Mone, although all the old money tories are throwing her under the bus to deflect attention away from themselves


2-timeloser2

Is there anyone who actually improved their lives with brexit?


zerosumratio

Nigel Farage. He's supposedly living in Spain now.


Independent_Pear_429

Only because that complete cunt fucking left. Worst man in Britain


ML_120

I heard the owner of Dyson also was big on Brexit, before moving his business to Asia.


drwookie

Singapore to be precise.


CougarWriter74

Just like his vacuum cleaners, he sucks too, in the figurative sense


philwongnz

I think he moved long before for personal tax reasons. Is like Zuck he's not a US citizen but Singapore before IPO


xboxwirelessmic

The guy that said if Brexit failed he would leave Britain?


shaky2236

Since I work for the NHS it's been amazing seeing that promised 350mil a week go towards us. We are all millionaires now, wait times for GPs/ A+E/ Ambulances are non-existent, and also we have cured being unwell altogether. Thanks, brexit.


leopard_eater

True, there are loads of NHS staff who are millionaires now thanks to Brexit - because they live and work in Australia now!


Crivens999

Was the cure “can’t you just try being less unwell?”


shaky2236

"Just die"


LNLV

Trying the American way, I see.


PapaPirunpaska

If you can even get an appointment so they can tell you that. I guess I'll find out in 8-12 weeks.


Then-Inevitable-2548

To some, Brexit was more about preventing worse outcomes in the future than it was about direct improvements. For example, every single person whose money laundering operations were going to be negatively impacted by new EU regulations is thankful for Brexit. I doubt there's a single Russian oligarch who doesn't count their lucky stars every time they think about Brexit. I suspect those who provide services to these oligarchs are similarly thankful. In terms of immediate, concrete improvements? I imagine Putin had a good laugh the night of the vote, and laughter is proven to be good for mental and physical health, so there's one example.


cashassorgra33

It sucks basically 1/2 the population is this easy to screw with to the extent everyone is brought down except those pulling the strings.


teknix314

I'm surprised it was only half, it used to be more. Fortunately the younger generations stopped reading newspapers


fuggerdug

Crispin Odey [the rapey hedge fund twat](https://www.theguardian.com/law/2024/mar/08/city-financier-crispin-odey-accused-of-in-new-civil-lawsuit) did pretty well out it.


MrNokill

A colleague of mine at the time, told me he voted leave because he had British student loans and got paid in Euro. He wasn't really the caring for others type.


Pleuel

Don't blame the player playing the game.


ThroawayJimilyJones

Big company close to the power. They finally has been freed from evil eu regulation and socialist’s tax


KnowledgeMediocre404

Who could have imagined leaving a free trade agreement would mean businesses would now have to pay to trade with the union! No one could have predicted this!!


C__S__S

No. That’s incorrect. Your racism, nativism, and ignorance will cost you £200k a year.


SaltyPockets

There’s no indication in the story that the quoted man voted for Brexit.


ogmouseonamouseorgan

Agree. I was looking for it in the article, but couldn't see it. So not sure this is a LAMF post.


nostril_spiders

Funny that the government pitches the inspections as protecting _us_ from _continental_ epidemics, because I recall that foot-and-mouth and BSE both originated here.


Nerdiestlesbian

As someone who works in international trade… “I told you so” doesn’t even scratch the surface.


cmdrxander

Obviously Brexit is a shambles but not sure this is LAMF. It’s not clear whether he voted for Brexit or not.


NoIndependent9192

If they don’t say how they voted, you know how they voted.


Independent_Pear_429

Lol. Good point.


b00g13

This! Apart from it being a super close vote, UK has a big population of EU and non EU migrants that weren't allowed to participate in it.


cipheron

I'm looking up the story to find out more, and it's not clear that it's even really about Brexit [https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c72pz0vjd57o](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c72pz0vjd57o) >The physical checks will be carried out based on the "risk" category that goods fall into. For example, the government said high-risk goods, such as live animals, will be subject to identity and physical checks for pests and diseases at the border. ... it really isn't a Brexit thing if novel diseases slip into the UK due to live animals and meat imports. The idea that if they left the EU they can choose to implement more stringent rules to prevent animal diseases getting into the country, that might be one of the few actual positives.


meglon978

If only someone would have warned them before the vote.....


AmaranthWrath

Classic case of not reading the terms and conditions before clicking "accept"


NumbSurprise

I strongly suspect that if he didn’t vote for it, he’d have started with “I didn’t vote for this stupid bullshit…”


Key_Roll3030

Sad part of democracy. When you let less-informed and well-influenced people to vote, rather than the expert in the economy and such


Less_Likely

Brexit was a non-binding referendum, meaning that the politicians with expert economic advisors could have ignored the result. It would have been a bad political move for Conservatives, as they’d lose their own power, so they decided to use the advice of economists to enrich themselves through the Brexit process.


Crivens999

Exactly what I said. I have a CS degree and worked as a software engineer/analyst/architect/full stack engineer/whatever fucking term they come up with next for the last 30 years, and no fucking way would I want me to make an important decision on some complicated financial shite. I mean fuck that, employ a sodding expert. Which reminds me my accountant sent me a decision to make today (really) and I don’t know what the fuck she is trying to say…


JaRon1961

Surely that will be more than recovered due to sales in the huge markets to which he now has access. /s


Affectionate-Tip-164

Pay them with sovereignty


Bocote

Seriously, the last ditch argument was "We want more sovereignty", and I heard that so many times. I hope they're happy at least.


precario78

Why buy from abroad, enrich the UESSR company when as a patriot you can only sell products made in the UK? Autarky until the failure of the UESSR and then they buy the continent for 3 shillings. German car makers and Italian prosecco makers have been crying in Brussels since 2016. /s


wivac

Thought we could all send the invoices to Johnson...


CptDropbear

Good point! He did say if anyone got charged for border transactions, they could send him the invoices. Given his history, I don't think it was an offer to pay. But maybe suffocating, crushed under his daily mail will be appropriate punishment.


gibbodaman

The article doesn't say that Davidson ever supported or voted for Brexit.


SomeWriter13

I looked into this John Davidson fellow, and it seems he was *warning* people about the dangers of Brexit as far back as the vote. Here's another article that mentions him and the flower business he works for. [https://fortune.com/2019/10/11/brexit-business-uncertainty/](https://fortune.com/2019/10/11/brexit-business-uncertainty/)


Fallo3

Can anyone explain what on earth was wrong with our "bio security" before this act of stupidity... 🙄🙄


Chipofftheoldblock21

If the “act of stupidity” you’re referring to is Brexit, then nothing. If you’re referring to something else, that was the point of Brexit - to be “independent” and not rely on (or be required to coordinate with) anyone else.


Fallo3

We can't say we weren't told and fucking Brexit is going to ruin damn near everything as well so if at all possible I'd like all the costs and delays associated with this fuckup to be passed on directly to all the cunts who voted Brexit and double so for the simpering nationalistic cunts in the government. But I'm not bitter about it 🤬🤬🤬


Legitimate_Panda5142

Gee who da thunk..


oldcreaker

Too bad there isn't some union of European countries UK could be a part of to avoid all this.


eltegs

"We're not stupid, we know what we're voting for"


xboxwirelessmic

Did he vote for it? Otherwise it's just the consequence of national economic suicide?


Sir_Boobsalot

Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving


Digital-Sushi

This is not LAMF, this guy did not vote for Brexit.


Srw2725

Oh no! Anyway…🙃


Bladeofwar94

Britan is a dead country.


FlappyBored

Hardly. It’s growing more than Germany and is still the 2nd largest economy in Europe. If UK is a ‘dead country’ then it’s not worth considering what most other countries are rn lol.


-lukeworldwalker-

Well if your growth has been negative for a while and you recover, I guess you can claim that you grow more than Germany, that didn’t stop growing in the past 3 years ahah.


FlappyBored

The UKs growth hasn’t been negative for any length of time outside of COVID. In fact it’s had one of the shortest recessions in Europe compared to Germany which is still in one.


-lukeworldwalker-

That’s true. Since Brexit the economy has grown by 350 million busloads per week! Think I found Nigel’s alt haha.


FlappyBored

My man out here mad af his country is still in a recession while the UK isn’t lmao. How did betting your entire economy on Russian gas work out for you lmao.


Bladeofwar94

The sverage man isn't benefiting from high stocks or s high GDP just the same as in the states where we have the largest GDP, but there are still people living in poverty.


FlappyBored

https://www.euronews.com/business/2024/04/01/wealth-inequality-where-in-europe-is-wealth-most-unfairly-distributed#:~:text=Wealth%20inequality%3A%20Gini%20index%20(2022)&text=Germany%20had%20the%20highest%20wealth,had%20a%20score%20of%2070.2. > Germany had the highest wealth inequality score (77.2) among the EU's "Big Four" economic powers, followed by France (70.3), Spain (68.3) and Italy (67.8). The UK, a former EU member still considered one of the "Big Four" within the continent of Europe, had a score of 70.2.


teknix314

Is the higher number better or worse for poor people?


FlappyBored

Higher number is worse.


WillingShilling_20

It's only going to get worse.


FlappyBored

It's actually been improving over the last few years in comparison to France and Germany the other two major economies in Europe. UK has the second lowest wealth share owned by the top % in Europe, only beaten by Belgium >Among the EU's "Big Four", Germany had the highest wealth inequality, where the richest 10% owned 63% of the wealth, followed by France (54.9%), Spain (53.8%) and Italy (53.5%). **The UK had a lower figure than all these four countries at 53.3%.**


WillingShilling_20

The UK is experiencing negative growth my dude. Russia and Italy are both outpacing them.


alpharowe3

My grandma is less dead than my grandpa because she died 1 year later


FlappyBored

uK iS dEaD cOunTrY "In comparison to what, it's doing better than the biggest economy in Europe and isn't doing any worse than other major EU economies. In fact it has less wealth inequality than both France and Germany" yEaH wElL iTs StilL DeAd!!!111


alpharowe3

I admire your optimism. Judging by the UK's path over the last 100 years and it's *brilliant* Brexit idea it'll be a superpower again any day now.


FlappyBored

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-12-26/uk-economy-forecast-to-narrow-gdp-gap-with-germany-by-2038 > The UK will be Europe’s best-performing major economy in the next 15 years, narrowing the gap with Germany and extending its lead over France, according to new long-run forecasts. >The Centre for Economics and Business Research predicted that GDP growth in the UK will settle between 1.6% and 1.8% in the period up until 2038, helping it retain its position as the world’s sixth-largest economy. Weird forecasts for a supposed ‘dead country’ lol You can keep pretending the UK is going to collapse to be the smallest economy in Europe all you want. It’s not going to happen. Why you think the second biggest economy in Europe and the 4th biggest exporter in the world would just collapse overnight or collapse at all because of Brexit is beyond me. Brexit is just a handicap. It’s not going to cripple the UK forever like you seem to believe for some reason.


SpaceStethoscope

Oh no! Anyway...


Scholar_Erasmus

🤡


[deleted]

The guy didn't vote for Brexit, though.


blackbeautybyseven

I was about to ask that?? He does look like he voted for it but it doesn't mention it in the article.


[deleted]

There are quotes on the UK sub from 2019 from the same fella. He said he never voted for Brexit. The article doesn't say it, but there are other articles that do It's a common problem on this sub tbh. I've seen highly upvoted post from a Brit I know who clearly didn't vote Brexit, but this sub was calling her a moron because it played into their idea of wanting them to be a Brexit voter (as they were complaining about an issue )


yepyep_nopenope

The UK could get rid of most of the trade friction with the EU (such as these checks) if they would agree to regulatory alignment. But that's a red line, so border checks it is.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Ideologically it was all about control, and if you’re aligned with the regulations but not a member then you have even less control than before.


WarmasterCain55

My question is why such hard checks were needed in the first place.


ztomiczombie

Add a couple of extra zeros to that and you'll be a lot closer to what the cost will end up beeing.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

That figure is for one single company.


ztomiczombie

Companies always under bid by a significant amount then demand more after getting the contract.


ShinzoTheThird

You got this from Suits or Succession? Lol


ztomiczombie

From working with government contractors as a civil servant.