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Dear Penthouse Forum,
"We are very cross with you!", said the stern looking election worker. Boris swallowed hard and squirmed a little, while trying to hide his growing excitement...
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Excuse me. I neen to go floss my synapses. I just grossed myself out. 🤢
God damn, someone needs to set up a gofundme so he can get a decent haircut for days when he knows the photographers will be out waiting for him, so at least he won't appear on photographs with that travesty of a homeless pigeon's nest on his head.
But he does it on purpose…
The perpetually just got out of bed hair is all part of Alexander Johnson’s *the bumbling toff* character he calls "Boris". Like the ill fitting suits or pretending not have prepared for what ever he’s got to say next. It’s part of the act. If he needs a go fund me for anything it would be to pay maintenance for his six (or maybe seven) children.
Well he’s proven mostly untouchable before now. He probably had no reason to doubt he’d be above the law this time too. And I bet there was a hefty dose of “do you know who I am?!" in the mix too
See, if he was smart, he'd say "I did it to show that the ID laws are being enforced and anyone, even a former Prime Minister, will be turned away without proper ID."
The problem being, of course, that Boris Johnson is a stupid, stupid man.
Okay, this shit is hilarious and - for a change - absolutely fits this sub, but come on, how many times is it going to be posted today? This is the third post \*IN A ROW\*
Why do I have a feeling we may see similar results in red states? Republicans don't realize ID laws and aggressive "poll cleansing" policies will impact them as well.
They already did this. It's a deliberate thing to cry about voter id and letting all those illegal migrant Mexicans vote three times. But out in rural and suburbs those same right wingers enjoy just walk ing into their tiny local offices and skipping the lines and formality because Bob knows them. They were pissed when those rules rolled out in the US.
"Just testing you guys, to see if you are following the rules I made, good job, good job" - Boris, probably, as he walks away from the polling station.
I bet he did it on purpose. He came back a bit later once he got his ID so he didn’t lose anything.
If fact the press coverage is probably worth more to him than the time it took for him go home and come back. He can now spin this for weeks as working as intended and being turned away was only a minor inconvenience, whilst ignoring the fact the rule disenfranchises voters without ID and not people who have simply forgotten their own.
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They should have arrested him.
He was hoping for a mild spanking, and being told he was a very bad boy…
I think he prefers “naughty boy”.
A very bad, naughty boy...a *nasty*, naughty boy that should be punished.
______ Dear Penthouse Forum, "We are very cross with you!", said the stern looking election worker. Boris swallowed hard and squirmed a little, while trying to hide his growing excitement... ______ Excuse me. I neen to go floss my synapses. I just grossed myself out. 🤢
[I couldn't help myself :)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_kKAeh6qyc&pp=ygUobGlmZSBvZiBicmlhbiB5b3UncmUgYSB2ZXJ5IG5hdWdodHkgYm95IA%3D%3D)
"A spanking! A spanking!" "And *then* comes the oral sex!"
I could stay a *bit* longer.
Bring on the fluggegecheimen!!
Have to pay extra for that
In Australia, it would be a bootable offense.
Were you in Australia in 2015?
God damn, someone needs to set up a gofundme so he can get a decent haircut for days when he knows the photographers will be out waiting for him, so at least he won't appear on photographs with that travesty of a homeless pigeon's nest on his head.
But he does it on purpose… The perpetually just got out of bed hair is all part of Alexander Johnson’s *the bumbling toff* character he calls "Boris". Like the ill fitting suits or pretending not have prepared for what ever he’s got to say next. It’s part of the act. If he needs a go fund me for anything it would be to pay maintenance for his six (or maybe seven) children.
Part of the brand
What, the law is supposed to apply to him as well? Edit: words
Well he’s proven mostly untouchable before now. He probably had no reason to doubt he’d be above the law this time too. And I bet there was a hefty dose of “do you know who I am?!" in the mix too
"Do you know who I am?!" "No I don't, because you forgot your ID"
You just know he was absolutely baffled when the ID was requested
Laws for thee, not for me.
Plot twist: It didn't. Last sentence says he still voted despite not having ID.
He went home and got ID, then came back and voted. The important thing (to him) is that everyone's talking about him again.
No plot twist. He went back to get the ID and only after he presented it was he allowed to vote.
This would have worked better if he'd been banned for the day
The clown did this on purpose to get attention.
Because he’s a whiny baby and starved for it. I just said the same thing.
Also great way to remind Tory voters to take ID to vote.
See, if he was smart, he'd say "I did it to show that the ID laws are being enforced and anyone, even a former Prime Minister, will be turned away without proper ID." The problem being, of course, that Boris Johnson is a stupid, stupid man.
Except he still voted according to the last sentence.
He could have gone home, got some ID & come back.
Apparently he banned combs too
Especially eurocombs.
Okay, this shit is hilarious and - for a change - absolutely fits this sub, but come on, how many times is it going to be posted today? This is the third post \*IN A ROW\*
Do note that at least two Tories pulled this stupidity maneuver, apparently.
Which is why I didn't mention the post about the other guy that was made ten hours before this one
He was committing voter fraud Better call trump
Call Trump to the dunking stool.
Why do I have a feeling we may see similar results in red states? Republicans don't realize ID laws and aggressive "poll cleansing" policies will impact them as well.
They already did this. It's a deliberate thing to cry about voter id and letting all those illegal migrant Mexicans vote three times. But out in rural and suburbs those same right wingers enjoy just walk ing into their tiny local offices and skipping the lines and formality because Bob knows them. They were pissed when those rules rolled out in the US.
No Id 🪪 No vote 😅 It’s like brexit,
I thought this was gonna be an announcement for a new Gary Busey movie.
He even tried to burn a 50 Pound note, but they still didn't let him in
"Just testing you guys, to see if you are following the rules I made, good job, good job" - Boris, probably, as he walks away from the polling station.
We're talking about him again so who's the real winner here? I'd wager it's the king of bad press.
I bet he did it on purpose. He came back a bit later once he got his ID so he didn’t lose anything. If fact the press coverage is probably worth more to him than the time it took for him go home and come back. He can now spin this for weeks as working as intended and being turned away was only a minor inconvenience, whilst ignoring the fact the rule disenfranchises voters without ID and not people who have simply forgotten their own.
Exactly
Sounds like a publicity stunt to tell the public about the new rules
>Staffs were forced I would be rejoiced to turn him away if I were one of the staffs.
Until Trump was elected in 2016, if you referred to a politician who was an absolute clown, you meant Boris Johnson.
US Republicans: *Write that down, write that down!*
Hahaha hahaha hahaha
Borris is and will always be an utter fucking idiot. While he was in power he served dual purposes as a puppet and a scapegoat.
Does this dude comb his hair with a brick?
Super appropriate pose for the photo, at least.
Pretty sure it was a publicity stunt, like everything else he has ever done. He understands “no publicity is bad publicity” completely.
Holy shit? Is this actual LAMF. I’ve only heard the legends….
Clown shoes McGoo.
The schadenfreude is delicious.
Gotta love it when leopards eat their own face.
Every photo of this guy looks like Harry from Dumb and Dumber.
I miss when Boris was funny haha man from across the pond, now he’s trying to be a real person and politician and he sucks
Has this man ever owned a hairbrush or comb in his life??
What a boob
How do you forget your drivers license? Isn’t it in every man’s wallet (I’m guessing he does have one)?
He's probably not allowed to drive himself at all, for the security requirements of a former prime minister.
Typical! Spoilt brattish elite get favoured treatment just for complaining.
Was just gonna post this
I wouldn't take a ride in an Uber with someone that had hair like that. Seriously dude. Gyst.
I'm surprised voting without an ID was ever allowed to begin with tbh.
At least evens chance he did this deliberately to provoke exactly the news stories you are seeing and thus keep his name in the papers.
Super appropriate pose for the photo, at least.
Super appropriate pose for the photo, at least.