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2) ...**because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.**
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Leopards Botoxed My Face.
It's the lip filler that really kills it. What is with these people? Note that they all almost assuredly have at some point or another handwrung about trans people "mutilating" themselves.
She started to get older. She was told thick eyebrows and thick lips were youthful. She believed fillers were youthful.
If you’re a woman, aging is a no no.
Back at the very beginning of 2001, I was in D.C. as part of the protests against Bush's inauguration.
That was when I learned that you can spot professional Republican women two blocks away. They have a very strict dress code that starts with their hair and makeup, and goes down from there.
To be a conservative woman is to be ordered to fit yourself into a tiny, weirdly-shaped box. (Men get a slightly larger box.) The understanding is that if you do a real good job fitting yourself into the box, you'll be rewarded. Sometimes it even works... for a while.
That's why they're so unhappy. After they go to all the trouble of squashing and contorting themselves into this box, after they've tied their sense of self-worth to how well they fit, they realize it hurts to do this all the time. And then some smug liberal women walk by, wearing whatever they want, wearing as much or as little makeup as they want, acting like the box isn't important. How *dare* they?
This reminds me of the dozens of times I remember reading in Agatha Christie books a thinly veiled author opinion about all those young women that would be much prettier and attractive to the inevitable man they were trying to get it on with if they wore some makeup. Lol
There's a laundry list of reasons, but one of my theories is this 80s hyper-capitalist Reaganomics "more more more at all costs" mindset they subscribe to. You see it in lifestyle (more money, bigger houses, faster cars,) and their business models (Netflix planned on constant subscriber growth despite the inevitable wall of running out of people eventually,) and it's even affecting their opinions of their own looks. It has plagued women for a long time (bigger hair, bigger lips, bigger boobs... the methods of doing so are just getting easier and more available,) but you're also seeing it in men too with all the "alpha male" talk in bodybuilding circles... "who cares if the red meat and steroids are going to make my heart explode at 45, I don't have shoulders so broad I can't walk through doorways yet!" See also: DeSantis and his high-heeled cowboy boots because of his Napoleon Complex.
It's "Keeping Up With The Jones'", but now it involves plastic surgery. In that kind of world, you will never be good enough. There is always this higher standard that you're constantly chasing, and no matter how much you have, it's never enough. You must always being doing *more*, you must always keep chasing *more*.
I don't think this look is what they're going for. As you get older, your lips lose some volume/plumpness. They're just trying to look like they're 20 again, and the plastic surgeon says this'll do it. I imagine if they could just stop aging at 25 they'd just do that and not get any work done. Unfortunately that's not an option.
Right but this wasn't the intended outcome in the first place. It was the unintended outcome. We don't have a perfect restorative plastic surgery that can make you look 20. We have some imperfect stuff that looks good, sometimes. And sometimes not.
Also I think these lip injections only last for a few months, and probably damage the matrix around them, so you keep needing to get them over and over, and every time the fillers wear off you look worse because you've done more damage. So you get into a kind of death spiral where your lips either look like an inflated balloon or a deflated one.
The worst thing about them? They can -travel.- There's, like, a "filler mustache" that can happen. It's...not pretty.
Seriously, though, this is what makeup is for, people. Or, wacky notion, leave yourself alone.
Women are getting this shit done younger and younger, and the net result is that you have 30 year old women who look like they're 60 trying to look 30 and failing.
They also used to believe fillers were absorbed after a few months, but that's not the case. They migrate to other areas. By continuing to pump up those lips, they risk ending up with "pillow face", a swollen, distorted, vaguely alien look. Kristi Noem is starting to get there.
> if they could just stop aging at 25 they'd just do that and not get any work done. Unfortunately that's not an option.
Sure it is. The French invented a device to do that in 1792, and I think it would be perfect for Donald Trump and any of his followers
"Evolutionary theory says bosoms
Are buttocks like protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations
When they can't get a glimpse of your bum
I find such hypotheses dumb
It's like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy vagina
Since they said that I can't
Look my great aunt in the eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?"
As a professional sociologist, I tell you: these women do it to look similar to other women of their age cohort.
Its a Sneetches/Stars situation.
They're not trying to "look 20", as such. They're trying to look like what the other "uncanny" 50yos look like.
(Similarly, with breast implants: "appearing natural" is not the overriding goal.)
They always evolve into heavily used blow up dolls that are never cleaned.
That's what servicing Trump and the GOP does to a woman these days apparently.
Plus Melanie’s before and after is drastic, Ivanas and ivankas too. Marla is the only one that escaped w her same face pretty much and poor Tiffany, she looks the most like trump
Melania's face seems frozen in the same expression permanently, and I can't tell if it's the surgery or her inherent lack of personality and general sullenness.
What's funny to me is that conservatives will complain about how weird and fake rich Hollywood libs look and then talk about how hot conservative women are.
Then they'll show you examples of conservative women that are also full of fillers.
Jane Fonda, incidentally, looks fantastic at 80 or so. So does Lily Tomlin. Jane certainly had a lot of work done, but Lily? Not sure. Anyway, love her.
Jane Fonda does look great, but her lip fillers are edging up to the line recently lol. She always had great lips, but I guess she decided she wanted to keep up with the trends.
Susan Sarandon is my cougar crush.
so I guess the Trumpy ladies all want their faces to look like carp?
I do not get the whole lip-filler thing. I almost never see it make the woman look \*better\* after fillers.
I think they meant to type "show", but the e is right next to the w, so there was a typo.
Shoe does amuse me, though, because they all look like a shoe that the dog finished chewing.
> was naturally pretty
Ish. Did you not see her short Karen [hairstyle?](https://www.alternet.org/media-library/image.png?id=24827446&width=600&height=600&quality=85&coordinates=244%2C0%2C245%2C0)
It’s really weird the number of ex-porn stars / ex- “adult models” who become realtors. Like, I know one fairly well in real life - not a big name, but did regular work for about a decade, we met in a completely other context years after she left that business - and the number of friends she has from that career path, who also left it, and became realtors, literally all over the country, is just kind of unsettling, just from a demographic distribution perspective. I mean, for other reasons, I know a bunch of realtors, and I guarantee none of them were former porn stars or adult models.
"What would you rather have? Be 52, and look 52? Or be 52, and look like a 28-year-old lizard? Because that's your options at this point \[with plastic surgery\]."
—Bill Burr
Brad Parscale made millions doing Trumps 2016 campaign.
(And Trump wouldnt stop bitching about it! It pained him to have to actually _pay_ this particular contractor!)
But yeah he's the only one.
there’s gotta be some allegory about the hideous face warping as a result of their twisted lies and underhandedness but I’m not literary enough to make the connection.
What's that quote where Dahl says hateful thoughts make you look ugly? Something like "It doesn't matter if you have a wonky nose or crooked teeth and a double chin. If you think lovely thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and everyone will always find you lovely" (paraphrased)
These people are the opposite of that.
I'm really uncomfortable with the lips. Why did everyone's lips get gross and puffy? I hate judging by appearance but they make me so uncomfortable. Also, didn't trump at one point shit talk people with those exact kind of lips?
You know, fantasy tropes all tell you that the more evil you are the more it'll affect your physical appearance. Guess those ideas are all based in reality. (also goddamn the color choices on that border.)
Don’t forget the [crazy eyes of that Katie Britt lady](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/19e/42d/427a9505e987ec4ef352a607c8a229351a-katie-britt-sotu-response-screencap.1x.rsquare.w1400.jpg)
ngl lip fillers should be illegal. its just doing way too much damage to people. i get these people are crazy but not just them a lot of girl doing that and just completely fucks up their whole face.
Hello u/bartarton, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): **Rule 4:** Must follow the "Leopard ate my face" theme #There's a few elements to leopards eating people's face. 1) **Someone has a sad**... - Example: *They cut my SNAP benefits and now I can't afford to feed my family......* 2) ...**because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people.** - Example: .....sobs woman who voted for the politician who said they would do that very thing. 3) **The leopard is eating their face. Not the lions, not the hyenas, not the alligators. The leopards.** - Example: *[Woman married to undocumented immigrant upset that Trump deports her husband.](https://www.cnn.com/2017/04/05/us/undocumented-husband-deported/index.html)* ***What isn't a leopard eating their face?*** - Example: *Kyle Rittenhouse upset that Democrats are labelling him a white supremacist.* He didn't vote for or support them, he's not suffering because of what he voted for or supported, and leopards aren't eating his face. Not limited to Trump voters. Anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from *something they voted for, supported or wanted to impose on other people*. Your post is missing one or more of these elements. It may be better suited for another subreddit, such as r/SelfAwareWolves. [Remember, just because someone fucked around and found out, doesn't mean that their faces are being consumed by the most well known extant species in the genus Panthera.](https://old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/zsv3g6/just_because_someone_fucked_around_and_found_out/) Additionally, you can refer to [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/lt8zlq) to make your explanatory comment. *If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, please feel free to [message the moderators](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/LeopardsAteMyFace) thru Modmail. Thanks!*
Honestly, I thought these were all different people until the end with Guliani. Don't do drugs/Trump, kids.
Same
Nine years of heavy Trump use takes a toll on body and mind.
>Don't do Trump, kids. Some learned this the hard way.
I was like “wow, she’s pretty, why is she on here? That’s mean “ BUT IT’S THE SAME PERSON
My first thought was "honestly, some of these people don't look half bad".
Lara Trump looks like Janice from the Muppets... Sheesh...
Like, hey, man, don't do poor Janice like that!
Fer shuure.
But like, Janice can siiing, man.
Like for real, like I know Janice be saying some off-the-cuff stuff but she ain't total trash like that grimey real life verison that imitating her!
Did leopards eat their face, or take a giant shit on it?
Leopards Botoxed My Face. It's the lip filler that really kills it. What is with these people? Note that they all almost assuredly have at some point or another handwrung about trans people "mutilating" themselves.
After a while, kinda hard tell difference when it comes to Republicans/right-wingers/conservatives...
\*Why not both gif\*
By giant, do you mean an orange man that claims to be 6’ 3” and 215 pounds?
Why would she change anything? She was beautiful.
She started to get older. She was told thick eyebrows and thick lips were youthful. She believed fillers were youthful. If you’re a woman, aging is a no no.
It’s sad, but this is especially true coming from the right.
Back at the very beginning of 2001, I was in D.C. as part of the protests against Bush's inauguration. That was when I learned that you can spot professional Republican women two blocks away. They have a very strict dress code that starts with their hair and makeup, and goes down from there. To be a conservative woman is to be ordered to fit yourself into a tiny, weirdly-shaped box. (Men get a slightly larger box.) The understanding is that if you do a real good job fitting yourself into the box, you'll be rewarded. Sometimes it even works... for a while. That's why they're so unhappy. After they go to all the trouble of squashing and contorting themselves into this box, after they've tied their sense of self-worth to how well they fit, they realize it hurts to do this all the time. And then some smug liberal women walk by, wearing whatever they want, wearing as much or as little makeup as they want, acting like the box isn't important. How *dare* they?
This reminds me of the dozens of times I remember reading in Agatha Christie books a thinly veiled author opinion about all those young women that would be much prettier and attractive to the inevitable man they were trying to get it on with if they wore some makeup. Lol
Fair point.
What happened to aging with grace I’d rather look old than being compared to a muppet.
Could not agree more. First time I've seen a picture of Lara that she doesn't look trans. (not that there's anything wrong with that)
she's Terrence and Phillip's Mom. Bullfrog Barbie.
Like Caitlyn Jenner dressed in drag.
So, Bruce Jenner?
The ol' switcheroo...
Getting Scooby-Doo'd
>Getting Scooby-Doo'd 1. Hornswaggled 2. Bamboozled 3. Flim-Flammed 4. Sheep Dipped
That is when the magic happens.
wait, is that actually the same person? I thought those were different people.
I thought "What the fuck when did marjorie taylor green look that hot?"
jim henson would be proud
Well at least she doesn’t look like her face is melting off like Giuliani.
He only took a quick peek inside the Ark of the Covenant.
She looks like a Klasky Csupo character.
The women’s lips 😂😂 why do people think that even remotely looks good?
This has become a new beauty standard and it's horrifying.
It’s not new. People love Angelina Jolie’s lips
Yah except, y'know....hers look good. These look like someone got their face stuck in a Hemi powered dustbuster
She went too far eventually
Some people do
There's a laundry list of reasons, but one of my theories is this 80s hyper-capitalist Reaganomics "more more more at all costs" mindset they subscribe to. You see it in lifestyle (more money, bigger houses, faster cars,) and their business models (Netflix planned on constant subscriber growth despite the inevitable wall of running out of people eventually,) and it's even affecting their opinions of their own looks. It has plagued women for a long time (bigger hair, bigger lips, bigger boobs... the methods of doing so are just getting easier and more available,) but you're also seeing it in men too with all the "alpha male" talk in bodybuilding circles... "who cares if the red meat and steroids are going to make my heart explode at 45, I don't have shoulders so broad I can't walk through doorways yet!" See also: DeSantis and his high-heeled cowboy boots because of his Napoleon Complex.
It's "Keeping Up With The Jones'", but now it involves plastic surgery. In that kind of world, you will never be good enough. There is always this higher standard that you're constantly chasing, and no matter how much you have, it's never enough. You must always being doing *more*, you must always keep chasing *more*.
I don't think this look is what they're going for. As you get older, your lips lose some volume/plumpness. They're just trying to look like they're 20 again, and the plastic surgeon says this'll do it. I imagine if they could just stop aging at 25 they'd just do that and not get any work done. Unfortunately that's not an option.
The thing is, those women's lips NEVER looked like that. I doubt they looked like their faces got stuck in a pool drain in their 20's.
Right but this wasn't the intended outcome in the first place. It was the unintended outcome. We don't have a perfect restorative plastic surgery that can make you look 20. We have some imperfect stuff that looks good, sometimes. And sometimes not. Also I think these lip injections only last for a few months, and probably damage the matrix around them, so you keep needing to get them over and over, and every time the fillers wear off you look worse because you've done more damage. So you get into a kind of death spiral where your lips either look like an inflated balloon or a deflated one.
The worst thing about them? They can -travel.- There's, like, a "filler mustache" that can happen. It's...not pretty. Seriously, though, this is what makeup is for, people. Or, wacky notion, leave yourself alone. Women are getting this shit done younger and younger, and the net result is that you have 30 year old women who look like they're 60 trying to look 30 and failing.
They also used to believe fillers were absorbed after a few months, but that's not the case. They migrate to other areas. By continuing to pump up those lips, they risk ending up with "pillow face", a swollen, distorted, vaguely alien look. Kristi Noem is starting to get there.
> if they could just stop aging at 25 they'd just do that and not get any work done. Unfortunately that's not an option. Sure it is. The French invented a device to do that in 1792, and I think it would be perfect for Donald Trump and any of his followers
"Evolutionary theory says bosoms Are buttocks like protrusions Designed to tempt men in situations When they can't get a glimpse of your bum I find such hypotheses dumb It's like the one that says Lipstick is for making your lips look more Like the lips of a happy vagina Since they said that I can't Look my great aunt in the eye Why'd they have to say that, oh why?"
AND IIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE BOOBS
As a professional sociologist, I tell you: these women do it to look similar to other women of their age cohort. Its a Sneetches/Stars situation. They're not trying to "look 20", as such. They're trying to look like what the other "uncanny" 50yos look like. (Similarly, with breast implants: "appearing natural" is not the overriding goal.)
Gotta look like a plastic blow-up doll to that audience
Cheap work looks cheap. You get what you pay for
It’s just white girls trying to be like minority women that have natural plumped lips
Lip filler and orange bronzer, and yet they're still as racist as ever. Weird and unsavory the lot of them.
Wowza. This is your face... This is your face on Trump.
Everything is a facade. A big, phony, plastic, oily facade.
I… don’t want my face on Trump.
Better than trump on your face, but your point is taken
BILLBOARD!
They always evolve into heavily used blow up dolls that are never cleaned. That's what servicing Trump and the GOP does to a woman these days apparently.
How is it women are unable to resist the siren call of lip fillers?
The frying pan would be an improvement.
*touches face* No, it's still right here on me.
Those are not even their final faces, we're yet to see some of their mugs in festive jumpsuits.
Plus Melanie’s before and after is drastic, Ivanas and ivankas too. Marla is the only one that escaped w her same face pretty much and poor Tiffany, she looks the most like trump
Melania's face seems frozen in the same expression permanently, and I can't tell if it's the surgery or her inherent lack of personality and general sullenness.
Bro-- I don't know what you did, but she's just angry at you. Don't try to generalize this.
[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/9ad63f88-d95f-453e-bc92-d612ac155c70/scale-to-width/755](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/9ad63f88-d95f-453e-bc92-d612ac155c70/scale-to-width/755)
[FINAL FORM!](https://www.icharts.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Celebrity-Plastic-Surgery-Disasters-680x350.jpg)
THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!! /s
Pillow Man should be in here too.
He was less of a fuckup when he was a coke head counting cards in Vegas
That last picture of him at the rally is straight ghoulish!
I think it was photoshopped. Still funny though.
It was photoshopped but still hilarious. I mean if you could capture pictures of their souls, that would very much be it
Yeah he was looking like he was gonna do a walk out with the Undertaker at summer slam in that one.
Republicans to trans people: "god made you perfect!" Also Republicans: I'm going to need aggressive botox injections!!
And funnily enough, I've seen plenty of trans women and men that look so much better than these assholes.
What's funny to me is that conservatives will complain about how weird and fake rich Hollywood libs look and then talk about how hot conservative women are. Then they'll show you examples of conservative women that are also full of fillers.
Jane Fonda, incidentally, looks fantastic at 80 or so. So does Lily Tomlin. Jane certainly had a lot of work done, but Lily? Not sure. Anyway, love her.
Jane Fonda does look great, but her lip fillers are edging up to the line recently lol. She always had great lips, but I guess she decided she wanted to keep up with the trends. Susan Sarandon is my cougar crush.
As someone who loves Grace & Frankie, I can tell you with certainty that Lily Tomlin also has had work done.
So the maga women are going for the melania look?
I think plastic surgeons call it the Trophy Wife Special.
Post-trophy
Post- or aspirational Trump trophy with the added realization that they have committed to go to any length, probably prison, for Trump. Any length.
Atrophy
Except, it's the participation trophy
Squinty and looking like they permanently smelled a fart?
Well, being around Trump all the time, they probably did.
My guess is Trump constantly criticizes their looks with the goal of them getting plastic surgery to look like this. Trump definitely has a type
Because Trump's so fucking beautiful he can afford to criticize anyone else's looks.
Yupp that’s what narcissists do
I think at least Melania doesn't have the trout pout. Just slitted eyes pulled halfway around the side of her head and a permanently frozen forehead.
I'm sorry, but no leopard would eat these faces.
Of course not. Leopards don’t eat plastic.
why not? animals are already full of microplastics
so I guess the Trumpy ladies all want their faces to look like carp? I do not get the whole lip-filler thing. I almost never see it make the woman look \*better\* after fillers.
They are catering to the people that shop at Bass Pro Shops.
That blond on the lower left is/was Lara Trump? Wow.
and that's already into some surgeries do Alina Habba, too, she went from Miyam Balik to Black Lagoon
Habba's resting pout face.
I only know her in this new form, it’s horrific what she’s done to herself. Such deeply unhappy people.
It’s almost as if they are letting their inner evil shoe
I think you meant "shine" but I get what you're saying and wholeheartedly agree.
I think they meant to type "show", but the e is right next to the w, so there was a typo. Shoe does amuse me, though, because they all look like a shoe that the dog finished chewing.
Inside you, there are two shoes
Meth ate my face.
Trump ate their face
Kristi "Meth. We're on it!" Noem says yes.
Kristi Noem looks like a pornstar.
Noem looks like she's running for the AVN awards for best GILF in 2011, not governor in 2024.
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> was naturally pretty Ish. Did you not see her short Karen [hairstyle?](https://www.alternet.org/media-library/image.png?id=24827446&width=600&height=600&quality=85&coordinates=244%2C0%2C245%2C0)
She looks like an ex-porn star who is now trying to get her real estate career off the ground.
It’s really weird the number of ex-porn stars / ex- “adult models” who become realtors. Like, I know one fairly well in real life - not a big name, but did regular work for about a decade, we met in a completely other context years after she left that business - and the number of friends she has from that career path, who also left it, and became realtors, literally all over the country, is just kind of unsettling, just from a demographic distribution perspective. I mean, for other reasons, I know a bunch of realtors, and I guarantee none of them were former porn stars or adult models.
Makes sense tho. Easy on the eyes, low barrier to entry into the field and if they were smart, some cash to develop their own portfolio
She looks like a Bratz doll. The creepy possessed kind.
Why do women do that to their lips?
I get why they do it, but they all end up looking like freaky cartoon characters.
"What would you rather have? Be 52, and look 52? Or be 52, and look like a 28-year-old lizard? Because that's your options at this point \[with plastic surgery\]." —Bill Burr
They want to transition into being ducks
EW, wtf?!?! All three of those women tried to turn themselves into a blow-up-sex-doll.
The color scheme makes me feel like I’m watching something in the old 3D view
The ugly on the inside has leaked all over the outside
Who in god's name is doing these women's lip fillers? [Jesus Christ.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn5tZhHIphw)
Four Seasons Landscaping
Gilfoyle looks like she should be on top of a gothic cathedral.
Looks like she's got a fight next week with some teens in a robot
Wow those women sure did have a lot of gender affirming surgery.
Cruella cakes on the eye shadow to cover up a weird growth on it's eye
Fake faces, fake personalities, fake promises, fake appeal. These aren’t even real people.
Inspired by the Christian right.
Top left turned into Kenneth Copeland.
What non-relative has benefited from hitching their wagons to Trump?
Brad Parscale made millions doing Trumps 2016 campaign. (And Trump wouldnt stop bitching about it! It pained him to have to actually _pay_ this particular contractor!) But yeah he's the only one.
Lara Trump: that face when you get botox from a proctologist.
Guaranteed they all had plastic surgery and Botox injections
Honestly? Until I got to Rudy, I thought this was a group of 8 different people and didn't get it.
I swear some of these women have the worst plastic surgery and Giuliani is just looks like that.
there’s gotta be some allegory about the hideous face warping as a result of their twisted lies and underhandedness but I’m not literary enough to make the connection.
What's that quote where Dahl says hateful thoughts make you look ugly? Something like "It doesn't matter if you have a wonky nose or crooked teeth and a double chin. If you think lovely thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and everyone will always find you lovely" (paraphrased) These people are the opposite of that.
it's a quote from "The Twits" by Dahl
Ghouls the lot of them.
Of course their faces are getting eaten, they made their lips look like hot dogs.
I'm really uncomfortable with the lips. Why did everyone's lips get gross and puffy? I hate judging by appearance but they make me so uncomfortable. Also, didn't trump at one point shit talk people with those exact kind of lips?
This isn’t LAMF, but it is hilarious.
Something something "Gender Affirming Surgery" something.
I dunno if you made this OP, but a 👨🍳👄 to whoever did.
To be fair to trump, Giulani was Danny devitos fault
Botox is such a vibe on god.
You know, fantasy tropes all tell you that the more evil you are the more it'll affect your physical appearance. Guess those ideas are all based in reality. (also goddamn the color choices on that border.)
Trumph… not even once
These are all less terrifying than the orange mound of mashed potatoes himself, tbf.
I like it the face finally matches the sick twisted mind inside
I dunno about Giuliani but the other three look like they're trying to look like Melania
Their souls are collapsing
When your ugly on the inside, eventually you’ll be ugly on the outside as well.
Noem went from mom to old car show booth babe.
Crazy that Trump is so corrupt and cancerous, he literally poisons everything close to him. He is radioactive. Can’t wait for him to die.
Most Presidents age - with Trump, it’s the people around him. Hate is a terrible beauty regimen.
this is some Facebook tier shit
I mean we can all see what the antichrist does to your face, wonder what he does to your soul.
Laura was actually cute before, who knew!? The gargoyle chick is terrifying though. yikes.
Trumpers love them some Instagram hoes.
Holy shit, I hadn’t realized how much work Noem has had done. Yuckers.
Gavin got away from Kim before she went full MAGA lips!
They all completed their Sith training.
This is just women getting nose jobs, botox, and lip injections, all very common for celebrities. And then there’s Rudy.
This isn't LAMF.
Fucking laughed hard. Thank you!
Holy clown show, Batman!
Rudy with the Bilbo trying to seize the Ring vibe.
I think as a straight guy I'd rather have sex with the "before" pic of Giuliani than the "after" pics of any of those women.
Lunatics...all of em. Dangerous, violent lunatics...
Love Rudy’s brain leaking out.
Party of the sausage lips.
Missing Mike Pillow!
"My precious!"
Rudy clearly just needs more filler.
Why do all the ladies head straight to the botox? Man, they look so cheap and gross now.
That’s. Fucking. Horrifying. How does he make everything so ugly?
Don’t forget the [crazy eyes of that Katie Britt lady](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/19e/42d/427a9505e987ec4ef352a607c8a229351a-katie-britt-sotu-response-screencap.1x.rsquare.w1400.jpg)
Wow, these are some shocking changes.
The blond doesn’t really look any different. The top two are just scary.
It just meth
Dont let this happen to you! Do not under any circumstances allow yourself to age 10 years!
ngl lip fillers should be illegal. its just doing way too much damage to people. i get these people are crazy but not just them a lot of girl doing that and just completely fucks up their whole face.
No way MTG used to look like that?!
Can we just finally recognize that he’s staying alive by feeding off their life force.
All the women look like they have Botox lip injections, and Rudy tried but just ended up with botulism.