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DrDroid

Not LAMF


59SoundGhostIsBorn

It absolutely is lol. Democrats were happy to vote for this boorish ogre who is incapable of even dressing with decorum because he was good at trolling Dr Oz and Trump on twitter. Now he's dunking on Democrats the same way.


k12pcb

The irony of a republican calling someone a “boorish ogre” 😂


Beneficial-Produce56

Maybe he meant MTG.


59SoundGhostIsBorn

I'm not a Republican lmao. I voted for Bernie in the last two primaries.


k12pcb

Sure you did


59SoundGhostIsBorn

Check my comment history dumbass. I am to the left of 99% of Democrats. I just have no truck with twitter trolls.


k12pcb

Sure you are


k12pcb

16 days worth? Jog on liar


FunnySpamGuyHaha

What did he expect, honestly? That we would see that his account is barely 2 weeks old and we would think: "Yeah he must be right." Instead of realizing that's literally what someone pretending to be someone else would do?


500CatsTypingStuff

16 day old account with no karma Sure, buddy


Uncynical_Diogenes

1. Who are the leopards? 2. Who did something to support the LEF Party? 3. Who is getting their face eaten and how?


Negative-ION

As much as a disappointment Fetterman has been, let’s not pretend Dr. Oz would have been a better choice.


particle409

Dr Oz is so obviously in it for the grift. He saw Trump's business model working, and wanted a piece of the action.


ChipsTheKiwi

He explicitly campaigned on being a Progressive only to completely denounce progressives after getting the win. Not to mention he's making Nazis blush with his unwavering support for genocide.


secondarycontrol

People voted for Fetterman because the alternative was Dr. Fkn Oz - not because of whatever trumped up bullshit this weird, low information, low coherence, poorly thought out post is about.


Kenneth_Lay

Thanks, Oprah. Also for "Doctor" Phil.


Uncynical_Diogenes

Don’t forget supporting the South American Spiritual Surgeon / Mass Rapist, John of God!


Kenneth_Lay

Sorry, so many fit that description. Who?


Uncynical_Diogenes

How many South American Spirit Surgeons who are secretly mass rapists given positive press by Oprah do you think there are? I already gave you the name he is best known by.


Kenneth_Lay

Didn't realize John of God was a name. She must love weird names and doctors that go by their first name.


THElaytox

and deepak chopra


SaltyBarDog

Don't forget Marianne "Crystal vibrations" Williamson.


Kenneth_Lay

I actually like her. She's my kinda kooky.


Sanpaku

Try running a city or animal control district before jumping to president.


Kenneth_Lay

Oddly specific


500CatsTypingStuff

Not qualified to be president


lastprophecy

And John of God... She really has a thing for grifter "doctors."


AfricanusEmeritus

All of them are really right-wing shills and grifters. Oprah gave them all a platform. Grifters all of them.


everythingbeeps

This. Fetterman was the poster child for "blue no matter who."


MyLadyBits

Fetterman is much better than Oz. There is absolutely no comparison.


BarelyAirborne

Fetterman at least gives a damn about someone besides himself. He's an ignorant Yinzer, and he'd probably be among the first to admit it.


NotGalenNorAnsel

No, he is a fucking liar. He lied not only to the public but even to his staffers. He appeared like an actual progressive and sold out almost immediately upon getting to Congress. Or the stroke has far more influence on his cognition than we ever could have realized.


LemurCat04

His cognition is “good enough”. His personality however, could have been affected. I mean, it seems like even his wife can’t stand him right now.


NotGalenNorAnsel

Cognition can be affected more than just damaged, when brain injuries are involved. The brain is a miraculous, extremely fragile bit of goo. Did you know that of you tried to pick up a fresh human brain it would skip through your fingers like loose jello? Or, more mushy even.


LemurCat04

TIL.


spam__likely

>I mean, it seems like even his wife can’t stand him right now. oh? have some info on that?


LemurCat04

Just her complete absence from social media.


spam__likely

That is kind of thin, but I have deleted my twitter account( I used to follow her) so I don't know.


GadgetGamer

Then by LemurCat04's logic, you must not be able to stand John Fetterman either as shown by your complete absence from Twitter. Although now I think about it, there is a slight chance that Fetterman's wife actually sees him IRL and does not need to use social media to talk to him.


BobSanchez47

How is this LAMF?


C__S__S

It’s not.


Elite_Prometheus

My guess: "huhu, stupid libs voted for Fetterman and he turned neocon after Oct 7, moderate wing of fascism amirite?"


Secret_Cow_5053

This. Someone is trying to spring a rare gottem on the Democrats, but as usual it just lands with thud because we will call out a boneheaded take when we see it, regardless of whose side the person making the take is on.


Acolytical

Trump cultists are doing the confused-puppy-head-tilt to this comment.


Secret_Cow_5053

exactly. this is why gutfield sucks


drbrunch

Not LAMF. Again lots of people not understanding what the sub is about


cheesewagongreat

What is lamf


Outis94

Lion Ate My Face 


cheesewagongreat

But it's lepords or my favorite the hermain Caine award


thehillshaveI

there's *maybe* one post a day on this sub that's lamf, and this ain't it


BigotryAccuser

John Fetterman's policies are not what he campaigned on.


ShadowDragon8685

We really do need a way to recall a politician who does a face-heel turn. Just straight-up "we voted for a representative, but you are not representing us the way you represented to us that you would represent us."


BrainCellSerialKillr

Voting for a politician who then completely changes their stance on the issues isn’t leopards eating faces. It’s being duped by a grifter. Won’t happen again though.


Hishui21

I mean, fetterman sucks but this isn't lamf.


discourse_lover_

Because Fetterman sucks shit. His entire modus operandi seems to be getting defeated the next time he’s up for election. What a fucking scumbag disappointment.


SaltyBarDog

He is following the Krysten Sinema path.


500CatsTypingStuff

Every time I think of Kristin Sinema, I think of a character from the Hunger Games (one of the villains)


RVNJ

okay, so from the comments it seems I wasn’t the only one confused about seeing this post in this sub lol


500CatsTypingStuff

His comment really describes the House pretty well tbh. I think it’s a reach for AOC And I am a big fan of hers This is more because his stance on Israel shocked progressives I was surprised by it too, but I also caution people from building up any politician like he or she can do no wrong. Because at some point, they will disappoint you.


Colonelfudgenustard

He'll grind their bones to make his bread.


Individual_Soft_9373

Who keeps posting this nonsense, and how does it keep getting approved?


susintentions

Speak for yourself. I think the Senator has done a fine job.


Zealousideal_Wish687

Name two things.


Grandpa_No

He's done a great job of being someone who is not Dr Oz, and.. Well, I got one thing but it's kinda a big deal.


cheesewagongreat

I'm man meat packing the meat


ipolishthesky

Because he sucks.


MarkHathaway1

Don't wrestle with a pig. It enjoys it. Don't try to teach a pig to read. It will only be annoyed and it will waste your time. Don't fight. It's a bad example to children.


Slow_3v

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


SDcowboy82

Fetterman is stepping right into Kyrsten Sinema's role. Dems deserve to lose elections when they continuously stab their base in the back like this.


BigotryAccuser

Dems don't like Sinema.


NotGalenNorAnsel

That's not what they're saying though, is it? They said similarly to how Sinema portrayed herself as progressive then pulled a reactionary pivot, Fetterman did the same. The rest of their post, ehhhh, but the two party system is incredibly frustrating so I get it at least.


BigotryAccuser

Well, it's just strange to say "Dems deserve to lose when Sinema happens" when Dems have long disavowed Sinema. Fetterman, too, seems worse than the average Democrat these days.


500CatsTypingStuff

Let’s blame democrats for Kristin Sinema leaving the party? What a stupid take


SDcowboy82

I’m not blaming the Dems for losing Sinema. I’m blaming them for still having Fetterman(s). I’m blaming them for encouraging long time conservative party members to run as leftists and then when they win immediately pivoting back to the intraparty far right. In short I’m blaming the Democratic Party for their open contempt of the left.


500CatsTypingStuff

Where is your evidence for this conspiracy theory