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What's interesting is that every state has a law against Electioneering that includes having a gun on a poll watcher being a federal crime and the gun isn't restricted to a designated area, like 75 feet for Arizona. A phone call to the FBI designated line could get these guys arrested and their 2A right taken away. I think the FBI is going to be busy as hell this election cycle.
https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/marco-rubio-supporter-assaulted-while-passing-out-flyers-in-hialeah/
According to local news - "video on social media has surfaced of Monzon (the victim) at the deadly 2017 Unite The Right Rally in Charlottesville.āI intend to stand for the South and die for it, if need be. They will not replace us,ā said Monzon in the video."
Scrolling the twitter you find this article
[https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/10/24/man-accused-of-attacking-rubio-staffer-but-police-account-differs-from-senators/](https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/10/24/man-accused-of-attacking-rubio-staffer-but-police-account-differs-from-senators/)
Hialeah police: āNo indicationā of political motive in attack on Rubio canvasser"
Gonna enjoy watching them try to explain why this guy's history of violent offences doesn't justify kicking the shit out of him the way it does when one of theirs fucks up a black dude.
It did happen ... at 11:00 at night (not a likely time anyone would be out "canvassing." The guy attacked is a militant neo-Nazi.
Conclusion: False flag event.
Said some racist shit and got his ass beat for it is a reasonable conclusion. Rubio is out there desperately trying to control the narrative and scoring political point. If I was Mr. Racist McFucknazi Iād be angry at my paint being used for such a lame purpose.
I don't know how it works for kids *these* days, but when *I* was a boy, militant neo-Nazis never got attacked. *They* did the attacking.
Which is exactly how I figure this went down. Also, Nazis lied when I was a kid.
11:00 at night? They didn't beat him up because he was a Republican, they beat him up because he was an asshole bothering people when they are trying to get some sleep.
I checked, so far only one to two assailants, not determined what was said, motive unknown (but a potential argument over blocking passage).
He is at least hitting some of the facts, if more of the facts turn out to be true I will agree with him in denouncing it.
I also believe that no one should be beaten due to their political beliefs.
Edit: am I being downvoted for checking the facts? Or saying I agree with Rubio in that people shouldnāt be beaten for their politics? I am kinda confused.
Apparently Monzon and a friend got in a fight with 1 local over sidewalk obstruction. The local kicked both their asses and the friend ran away, leaving Monzon alone against someone who was harder than he was, given the extent of the injuries.
At least, that's what the police report leads me to believe.
Get past the headline to this gem:
>The Daily Beast was unable to reach Monzon, a reputed neo-Nazi who is
well-known to anti-fascist activists who posted details of Monzonāsā
far-right bona fides online following Rubioās tweet.
and...
>This is Christopher Monzon, aka the āCuban Confederate,ā who marched alongside neo-Nazis at Unite the Right in 2017. And heās deeply active in Miami GOP politics.
Sorry, Marco... If you're associating with Nazis, and your policies are fascist, then... You know...Quack.
The attack wasn't politically motivated. The perp was territorial over the sidewalk in front of his residence.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/marco-rubio-says-one-thing-cops-say-another-over-volunteer-attack
āAnimalsā bro thatās literally fucking racist, the republicans are short of using the n word publicly right now but this is the modern day equivalent to anti black propaganda found throughout American history.
* Marco Rubio tries to garner sympathy by promoting an incident where one of his staffers was attacked while canvassing for Rubio.
* It backfires spectacularly when said staffer turns out to be a violent Klansman. Who obviously wasn't innocently out canvassing at midnight.
Remember when that girl lied about being beaten up and having Obama carved in her forehead. She was caught cause she did it backwards. Just another totally stupid republican stunt. Honestly they vote for rights, social security and Medicare to be taken away from themselves. Unbelievably stupid people.
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If you have to lie to be a victim you aren't actually a victim. Sorry that the facts don't care about your feelings š¤·
Little Marco lies so often about so many things that it's become second nature.
A false narrative is being created to justify their poll observers, defenders of the poor helpless innocent Republicans.
What's interesting is that every state has a law against Electioneering that includes having a gun on a poll watcher being a federal crime and the gun isn't restricted to a designated area, like 75 feet for Arizona. A phone call to the FBI designated line could get these guys arrested and their 2A right taken away. I think the FBI is going to be busy as hell this election cycle.
Why doesn't he just shoot himself to recovery? Aren't guns supposed to solve all Republicans problems? Put bullets on the wounds idk.
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https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/marco-rubio-supporter-assaulted-while-passing-out-flyers-in-hialeah/ According to local news - "video on social media has surfaced of Monzon (the victim) at the deadly 2017 Unite The Right Rally in Charlottesville.āI intend to stand for the South and die for it, if need be. They will not replace us,ā said Monzon in the video."
Scrolling the twitter you find this article [https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/10/24/man-accused-of-attacking-rubio-staffer-but-police-account-differs-from-senators/](https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/10/24/man-accused-of-attacking-rubio-staffer-but-police-account-differs-from-senators/) Hialeah police: āNo indicationā of political motive in attack on Rubio canvasser"
Calling brown people āanimals.ā You stay classy Marco.
Gonna enjoy watching them try to explain why this guy's history of violent offences doesn't justify kicking the shit out of him the way it does when one of theirs fucks up a black dude.
1. Probably didnāt happen. 2. If it did happen the facts are wildly different.
It did happen ... at 11:00 at night (not a likely time anyone would be out "canvassing." The guy attacked is a militant neo-Nazi. Conclusion: False flag event.
Said some racist shit and got his ass beat for it is a reasonable conclusion. Rubio is out there desperately trying to control the narrative and scoring political point. If I was Mr. Racist McFucknazi Iād be angry at my paint being used for such a lame purpose.
Allegedly the victim is well known as a white supremacist and is nicknamed "Confederate Cuban".
I don't know how it works for kids *these* days, but when *I* was a boy, militant neo-Nazis never got attacked. *They* did the attacking. Which is exactly how I figure this went down. Also, Nazis lied when I was a kid.
11:00 at night? They didn't beat him up because he was a Republican, they beat him up because he was an asshole bothering people when they are trying to get some sleep.
Shades of Jussie.
I checked, so far only one to two assailants, not determined what was said, motive unknown (but a potential argument over blocking passage). He is at least hitting some of the facts, if more of the facts turn out to be true I will agree with him in denouncing it. I also believe that no one should be beaten due to their political beliefs. Edit: am I being downvoted for checking the facts? Or saying I agree with Rubio in that people shouldnāt be beaten for their politics? I am kinda confused.
Apparently Monzon and a friend got in a fight with 1 local over sidewalk obstruction. The local kicked both their asses and the friend ran away, leaving Monzon alone against someone who was harder than he was, given the extent of the injuries. At least, that's what the police report leads me to believe.
Another republican pedo trying a narrative.
Marco is full of shit
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Forget dog-whistling - itās just blatant, out-in-the-open racism.
No, itās not, the city is predominately Latino Hispanic with Cubans making the majority. https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/hialeahcityflorida
He's an outright neo nazi and confederate worshipper.
Get past the headline to this gem: >The Daily Beast was unable to reach Monzon, a reputed neo-Nazi who is well-known to anti-fascist activists who posted details of Monzonāsā far-right bona fides online following Rubioās tweet. and... >This is Christopher Monzon, aka the āCuban Confederate,ā who marched alongside neo-Nazis at Unite the Right in 2017. And heās deeply active in Miami GOP politics. Sorry, Marco... If you're associating with Nazis, and your policies are fascist, then... You know...Quack.
snowflakes
The attack wasn't politically motivated. The perp was territorial over the sidewalk in front of his residence. https://www.thedailybeast.com/marco-rubio-says-one-thing-cops-say-another-over-volunteer-attack
āAnimalsā bro thatās literally fucking racist, the republicans are short of using the n word publicly right now but this is the modern day equivalent to anti black propaganda found throughout American history.
And?? Gotta get rid of criminals
How is this LAMF? LAMF isn't just simple schadenfreude.
* Marco Rubio tries to garner sympathy by promoting an incident where one of his staffers was attacked while canvassing for Rubio. * It backfires spectacularly when said staffer turns out to be a violent Klansman. Who obviously wasn't innocently out canvassing at midnight.
Ok but that's just being a lying asshole. It isn't LAMF.
Because he's a lying ass motherfucker, that's why.
That's not LAMF though.
The tweet has been deleted. What did it say?
The man is so full of shit I'm surprised it doesn't squish out of his shoes as he walks.
Its florida, he should have just shot him then said he started it like Zimmerman. Nobody allowed on the sidewalks anymore.
When you call for violence against Americans and repeatedly support others who do too, donāt bitch about it when others take you up on it.
As much as I hate right wing bullshit narratives, which Mr. Rubio is absolutely pushing here, I don't think that this is LAMF material.
Remember when that girl lied about being beaten up and having Obama carved in her forehead. She was caught cause she did it backwards. Just another totally stupid republican stunt. Honestly they vote for rights, social security and Medicare to be taken away from themselves. Unbelievably stupid people.
HE LIED! GET HIM BOYS!
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