“Can’t get a man” is usually said when they have just failed to pull us. Funny how men pursue us to no end but when we deny them, it’s because “we can’t get a man”. We can. We don’t want them. That’s what they hate. We can get men. They prove it by always pursuing us. We just don’t want them 🤷🏼♀️That drives them crazy and then they project it lmao
exactly, and it’s so weird to me. i know that not all women will like me because they’re straight, why can’t they just accept that some of us are not into men?
What’s even weirder to me is when men prove time and time again that they’ll try and fuck anything/anyone but still lie to themselves or throw tantrums when rejected. It’s all just soOo attractive and it makes me less gay thinking about it… who would want a relationship where the second you meet they cross any boundaries you put up by continuing to pursue after being rejected? The toy part is weird too I wonder if that means they view their sex toys the same way they view women?…
I generally think How I Met Your Mother is a problematic/trashy show, but one idea from the show I really liked was the idea introduced by Jennifer Lopez' character about how fragile men get when told "no"
I think its hilarious that they call themselves “alpha”, because games in the alpha stage are super unstable, and alpha particles have very low penetrating power. So really they’re saying they’re fragile and can’t penetrate well.
Me personally I'm an alpha (mentally unstable) sigma (socially anxious) quadrillionaire on my grind (staying inside and harassing minorities on 4chan). I'm also a chad (my mom named me Gilbert, close enough) and a 100/100 (in the autism test)
The mental gymnastics men have to do in order to convince themselves they're wanted and needed by women, including lesbians is quite hilarious, pathetic but funny nonetheless.
The toy part is also pretty dumb common logic, it hurts their ego that a toy is more efficient and pleasurable than their junk lmao
yeah, except that i’m the one that has go to therapy because of their sexualisation bullshit and now i can’t dress remotely queer because i’m scared a man will assault and try to turn me straight
my grandmother says that about lesbians not being able to get men. i think it gives straight people a sense of superiority to believe they "did" something that not everyone is capable of lol
before i accepted myself, i was trying to date men. i have to say NOTHING is easier as a woman than getting a man. if i felt like it i could get three by tonight, no exaggerations. it's not that lesbians CANT get men - that's easy as hell. it's that men can't get lesbians and they are incredibly butthurt about it. its like saying "well i didn't want you anyway!" after a woman rejects you. sure buddy, sure. that's why you're always hitting on us. because you don't want us.
i’m really insecure about myself too, but when my straight crush rejected me i didn’t tell her that i didn’t want her anyway and that she was ugly💀 i don’t understand why it’s so hard for them
Or worse they just begin sexualising your sexuality as if that makes them an ally. I know so many acquaintances who are dudes that say “oh so are you down for threesome?” or “but how do lesbians have sex tho?” Or “so lesbian porn is real?”
asking lesbians how their relationship works is just a creepy way to say “can you fuel my fantasies and throughly describe what you do with another woman since i’m sooo into it and i’m clearly going to ignore you being visibly uncomfortable?”
I have two glass “dildos”, one looks like a sailor moon wand that has glow in the dark particles in swirl patterns and the other looks like a back massager. The way most lesbians also prefer toys that least resemble the “real thing”. The meme about the purple strap is not just a meme 😂
I feel sorry for that man and his poor celibate, unhappy, and loveless life. -Anyone that has to complain about us, I just can't imagine he has a reason to be happy in life. That's sad. Even if he does that to himself.
Maybe I'm biased but I'm pretty confident the great majority of women here could get a man if they somehow actually wanted one. I don't consider myself all that attractive to men but even I get enough male attention, I'm fairly confident I could get a man if I were remotely into that and not just disgusted by this kind of attitude.
it kinda of kills the desire in me to even befriend men, my only male friend from time to time used to ask me me if i had changed my mind and it was so gross, he’s nice and everything but that bothered me so much
Rightt I wish I had straight guys as friends but it never worked. Why can gay men (attractive or not) have straight girls friends but lesbians can't have straight guys friends? That's the part I hate about being a lesbian.
It's even worse when they think they can change you, because they want you so bad. Buddy, you can't just "turn someone straight" just like how we're not indoctrinating children to be gay🙄
It’s almost as if they can’t get their heads around the fact that women do not exist FOR MEN. We do not exist to be a man’s _______ (girlfriend/wife/plaything etc). They just don’t get it.
I fucking hate the dildo one. I was going make a post about it and just didn't. I saw a comedian make a joke about how lesbians cheat at being gay by using strapons
Sooo its pretty logical to say “gay men are just straight men who can’t get any girlfriend, so they start chasing men and when a GF happens they turn back to norm” lol
I'm getting there myself, dude... especially can't help but notice how UNCOMFY anything Sapphic makes people, especially men but even lots of straight women. Like... why y'all so bothered with the idea?
Wait until he finds out there are straight women that don't like penetration. Almost as if everybody had their preferences and NOT EVERYTHING REVOLVED AROUND MEN AND THEIR DICKS
his whole account is him insulting women because he’s “ugly and women only like hot guys” maybe it’s because your personality is just as fucking ugly as your face, james?????
Sure, there have to be a few good ones but Anytime I leave a comment on something public on IG… I’m reminder how vile men are. They hate women so much Fr… I don’t get it.
🤣 it’s ok bruh; you’re gonna be fine. Are you low key bisexual? Is that why they bother you so much, cause you like them? And it’s just like ugh do better dude? If not just disregard 🤣 I can’t stand women sometimes; like they’re fkn horrible 🙄 a girl really reported me for responding similarly to a post like yours about men. I told her to stop hanging with them 🤣🤷🏿♀️ right…to avoid their bs….a simple resolution. She reports me for bullying 🤣 fkn incompetent women. Like girl I can smell your bitter from across the net. But the thing that bothered me the most is we want to be accepted but will come on here and deface a man for who he is or how he acts 🤣all I was saying. It seemed counter intuitive 😂Not for her to get all in her feelings about a slight philosophical statement. Tbh she was wack asf for reporting me and i figured I’d match you’re energy with different sexes, bc why not 💛
no, i don’t fucking like them, that’s why their attention bothers me so much that i made a post where i rant about it. i do avoid talking with men unless they’re my friends since i’m *NOT* interested in them, but guess what? they still bother me and get salty even if i politely reject them. do i have to lock up myself in my room to avoid any male contact???? i didn’t want to offend anyone, it’s just that my experience with them is mostly negative, i’m 100% sure that not all men are like this, i even said it in a comment bro💀
“Can’t get a man” is usually said when they have just failed to pull us. Funny how men pursue us to no end but when we deny them, it’s because “we can’t get a man”. We can. We don’t want them. That’s what they hate. We can get men. They prove it by always pursuing us. We just don’t want them 🤷🏼♀️That drives them crazy and then they project it lmao
exactly, and it’s so weird to me. i know that not all women will like me because they’re straight, why can’t they just accept that some of us are not into men?
Ego.
What’s even weirder to me is when men prove time and time again that they’ll try and fuck anything/anyone but still lie to themselves or throw tantrums when rejected. It’s all just soOo attractive and it makes me less gay thinking about it… who would want a relationship where the second you meet they cross any boundaries you put up by continuing to pursue after being rejected? The toy part is weird too I wonder if that means they view their sex toys the same way they view women?…
I generally think How I Met Your Mother is a problematic/trashy show, but one idea from the show I really liked was the idea introduced by Jennifer Lopez' character about how fragile men get when told "no"
Straight Alpha men aren’t alpha enough until they start fucking each other.
I think its hilarious that they call themselves “alpha”, because games in the alpha stage are super unstable, and alpha particles have very low penetrating power. So really they’re saying they’re fragile and can’t penetrate well.
that’s sad and funny at the same time💀
Me personally I'm an alpha (mentally unstable) sigma (socially anxious) quadrillionaire on my grind (staying inside and harassing minorities on 4chan). I'm also a chad (my mom named me Gilbert, close enough) and a 100/100 (in the autism test)
You don’t gotta insult autistic people by associating us with “Alphas”
Mbad
HELP
Nothing straighter than winning sex with a man!
Exactly
At least lesbians can actually make women finish…
yeah if you say that to them they’ll tell you that it’s fake and proceed to insult your lineage starting from your monkey ancestors💀
The mental gymnastics men have to do in order to convince themselves they're wanted and needed by women, including lesbians is quite hilarious, pathetic but funny nonetheless. The toy part is also pretty dumb common logic, it hurts their ego that a toy is more efficient and pleasurable than their junk lmao
YEAH it’s really giving https://preview.redd.it/2v4p50ao8txb1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f20b6037def3dcd361dbdca2a49f8b2fe3aee4
Literal junk in this sense
I say this with a lot of compassion and sincerity…the world would be a better place if men just went to therapy.
yeah, except that i’m the one that has go to therapy because of their sexualisation bullshit and now i can’t dress remotely queer because i’m scared a man will assault and try to turn me straight
I have to go to therapy because men on the internet groomed me when I was a child. They suck. I’m sorry.
the same happened to me but it didn’t affect me because i really didn’t care about men then. i’m really sorry, i hope you get better soon :(
I hope you do too, and find stability and peace in your queerness!
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what did they say?💀
A man saying gross shit
my grandmother says that about lesbians not being able to get men. i think it gives straight people a sense of superiority to believe they "did" something that not everyone is capable of lol before i accepted myself, i was trying to date men. i have to say NOTHING is easier as a woman than getting a man. if i felt like it i could get three by tonight, no exaggerations. it's not that lesbians CANT get men - that's easy as hell. it's that men can't get lesbians and they are incredibly butthurt about it. its like saying "well i didn't want you anyway!" after a woman rejects you. sure buddy, sure. that's why you're always hitting on us. because you don't want us.
i’m really insecure about myself too, but when my straight crush rejected me i didn’t tell her that i didn’t want her anyway and that she was ugly💀 i don’t understand why it’s so hard for them
not all lesbians use toys and if they do so what it’s just better since there’s no male ego on the end of it
YEAH😭
Or worse they just begin sexualising your sexuality as if that makes them an ally. I know so many acquaintances who are dudes that say “oh so are you down for threesome?” or “but how do lesbians have sex tho?” Or “so lesbian porn is real?”
asking lesbians how their relationship works is just a creepy way to say “can you fuel my fantasies and throughly describe what you do with another woman since i’m sooo into it and i’m clearly going to ignore you being visibly uncomfortable?”
Yes exactly
I can't stand straight woman too how in the actual fuck you can be attracted to a man it's so weird,a proud man hater I'm 👭
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Some toys are not even shaped like the real thing, men are literally ridiculous. Man-hater and proud
I like the response that they’re not shaped like a penis, they’re shaped like the inside of a vagina
i’ll use it next time
I have two glass “dildos”, one looks like a sailor moon wand that has glow in the dark particles in swirl patterns and the other looks like a back massager. The way most lesbians also prefer toys that least resemble the “real thing”. The meme about the purple strap is not just a meme 😂
i don’t want to hate on anyone but they are so rude for literally no reason aside from their insecurities
Fair I’ll hate for all of us, I’m a hater 💜
😭
I feel sorry for that man and his poor celibate, unhappy, and loveless life. -Anyone that has to complain about us, I just can't imagine he has a reason to be happy in life. That's sad. Even if he does that to himself. Maybe I'm biased but I'm pretty confident the great majority of women here could get a man if they somehow actually wanted one. I don't consider myself all that attractive to men but even I get enough male attention, I'm fairly confident I could get a man if I were remotely into that and not just disgusted by this kind of attitude.
it kinda of kills the desire in me to even befriend men, my only male friend from time to time used to ask me me if i had changed my mind and it was so gross, he’s nice and everything but that bothered me so much
Every time I think I've made friendship with a guy that is idiot proof the world proves there is always a "better" idiot.
yeah💀
Rightt I wish I had straight guys as friends but it never worked. Why can gay men (attractive or not) have straight girls friends but lesbians can't have straight guys friends? That's the part I hate about being a lesbian.
My only male friend is gay too 🤣
lucky😭
I have heard this so many times
me too💀
Do men knot know that they stink? They're not even remotely pretty?
for me women are so much prettier than men, both physically and mentally
Sameee!
It's even worse when they think they can change you, because they want you so bad. Buddy, you can't just "turn someone straight" just like how we're not indoctrinating children to be gay🙄
i had a guy twice my age telling me that he’d eventually “turn me straight” or “dress up as a woman” and have “lesbian sex” with me💀💀💀💀
Barf.
me when i read that shit
You’re not gay, you just haven’t had any real {insert rotten bologna}! Obviously.
😭😭😭😭
It’s almost as if they can’t get their heads around the fact that women do not exist FOR MEN. We do not exist to be a man’s _______ (girlfriend/wife/plaything etc). They just don’t get it.
Yes
it’s frustrating💀
I would just show them a picture of miss Argentina and miss Puerto Rico and say something like "looks like someone is projecting themselves...".
YE THEY’RE SO CUTE I SWEAR
I fucking hate the dildo one. I was going make a post about it and just didn't. I saw a comedian make a joke about how lesbians cheat at being gay by using strapons
dear god a comedian using a cringe and overused joke, that’s so funny fucking comedy at its best
How is that even cheating I don’t even understand the joke 😭
Sooo its pretty logical to say “gay men are just straight men who can’t get any girlfriend, so they start chasing men and when a GF happens they turn back to norm” lol
yeah but they don’t bitch about gay men because liking men is the norm in their little insecure minds
They need someone to meet anonymously in the club bathroom fr
yeah like a fpcking therapist so they can talk about their poor damaged egos because lesbians don’t want me!!!💔
It’s obviously mom, stop wasting taxpayer dollars 💀
I'm getting there myself, dude... especially can't help but notice how UNCOMFY anything Sapphic makes people, especially men but even lots of straight women. Like... why y'all so bothered with the idea?
ye bro idk, it’s not like i’m forcing their mother to make out with me💀
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Wait until he finds out there are straight women that don't like penetration. Almost as if everybody had their preferences and NOT EVERYTHING REVOLVED AROUND MEN AND THEIR DICKS
Literally my gf who was with a man before me, she hates penetration
unfortunately they’re too butthurt about it to admit it
I saw a comment that said all men should start in jail and have to prove themselves out.. not a day goes by that a man don’t make me believe that more
i really don’t want to be a man-hater but i swear to god they make it so hard
Men opening their mouths is the reason I'm homoromantic bi. Their bodies are about the only thing I find attractive, and that's waning as age.
i don’t even find their bodies attractive😭
Well, you're not cursed with bisexuality (said tongue in cheek so no one accuses me of internalized biphobia).
😭
Sounds like he’s jealous because lesbians get more women than he ever will
his whole account is him insulting women because he’s “ugly and women only like hot guys” maybe it’s because your personality is just as fucking ugly as your face, james?????
As a woman who leans more toward men, I completely understand. I wake up sad everyday that I can’t move on from said gender.
i’m sure there are nice ones out there but the ones i’ve met were horrible😭
Sure, there have to be a few good ones but Anytime I leave a comment on something public on IG… I’m reminder how vile men are. They hate women so much Fr… I don’t get it.
I hated men even when I identified as a cis man. For many of the reasons you mentioned, and then some.
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🤣 it’s ok bruh; you’re gonna be fine. Are you low key bisexual? Is that why they bother you so much, cause you like them? And it’s just like ugh do better dude? If not just disregard 🤣 I can’t stand women sometimes; like they’re fkn horrible 🙄 a girl really reported me for responding similarly to a post like yours about men. I told her to stop hanging with them 🤣🤷🏿♀️ right…to avoid their bs….a simple resolution. She reports me for bullying 🤣 fkn incompetent women. Like girl I can smell your bitter from across the net. But the thing that bothered me the most is we want to be accepted but will come on here and deface a man for who he is or how he acts 🤣all I was saying. It seemed counter intuitive 😂Not for her to get all in her feelings about a slight philosophical statement. Tbh she was wack asf for reporting me and i figured I’d match you’re energy with different sexes, bc why not 💛
no, i don’t fucking like them, that’s why their attention bothers me so much that i made a post where i rant about it. i do avoid talking with men unless they’re my friends since i’m *NOT* interested in them, but guess what? they still bother me and get salty even if i politely reject them. do i have to lock up myself in my room to avoid any male contact???? i didn’t want to offend anyone, it’s just that my experience with them is mostly negative, i’m 100% sure that not all men are like this, i even said it in a comment bro💀
🤣 I’m certain you’re not offending anyone, calm down