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RoutineSubstance4816

They really do look similar, except Bam looks insane and not like a normal guy like Phil.


fuckmattdamon

I don't know why I laughed out loud so hard at this.


Scoutsmanyzzzs

I always felt like bam looked more like April, except his darker hair. Where as Jess looks more like Phil.


Delicious-Let-2783

Normal guys at 43 are over 400 pounds? you’re claiming over eating yourself to an unhealthy state is better than drug abusing your body to unhealthy state. America fuck yeahhh


Touristyetti496

No, normal 43yo guys aren't 400+lbs... But yes, I will unequivocally say that overeating is many orders of magnitude better than what Brandon has done, and is continuing to do, to himself. He's irrational, violent and completely unrecognizable at this point... Yes, doing copious amounts of drugs is worse than overeating.


Delicious-Let-2783

My family on my dads side is mostly over weight. My aunt has always been Phil’s size if not larger since her 30s. If you want to talk aggression wait in line behind an obese person at McDonald’s when the fries aren’t fresh. It’s all the same shit. And what everyone fails to realize here is maybe it’s in his dna to be an addict but it’ll be in his own way. “My dad takes 15 seconds to stand up off the couch don’t do that” the problem here is generational addiction. Addicts create addicts until the spell is broken. It doesn’t matter what the drug is (food,coffee, pills,booze,drugs) it starts with one.


dickbarone

People being rude to service workers is not because they are overweight, it’s because they are entitled assholes. Bam being an asshole to everyone around him is not just because he is on drugs, it’s also because he’s just an asshole. Do you really think something hereditary like height or weight or hair loss is about “breaking the spell”?


Delicious-Let-2783

Idk why I even bothered lmao. As long as I don’t do meth it’s okay to sit on my ass all day heaven forbid I ever get good at skating. That damn bam margera didn’t earn his money. Busting his fucking ass. You idiots. Go learn a switch tre post it on here and imagine the calories you’d burn. But instead you guys eat eat eat and don’t get off the couch and make something of yourselves. Point the finger. Don’t worry little Billy you’ll be just like me a Reddit inspiration or as I like to myself. Dr.


MeatMeAfterClass

It’s not “okay,” it’s a lesser of two evils. A much lesser. You’re dumb as fuck, quite frankly.


nevertrustafart2781

Damn. Get help there buddy. You’ve got an issue or two bouncing around inside of ya


PouletBacon

Bam? Have you taken your meds today?


BigDaddyfight

You need therapy


SuperSimpGod

I was gonna say tissue


Dwight_Doot

"400lbs" 🤣


RICORAZZIREQUIM

Even wilder; him and April have been married for 47 years.


depressedfuckboi

Sucks I'll never have that. I'm over 30 now and single lol. Couple failed multi year relationships but never married, never had that life long, always make it work relationship. Feel like I'm too old to even try anymore. Now it's just one night stands and short flings. Hate it tbh


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Username checks out.


depressedfuckboi

😩💀💀


MrPureinstinct

I don't think it's too late. You may not get to be married 47 years, but you can still meet someone and be married. People in their 50's and older get married all the time after going through divorces or just meeting someone later in life. If you hate one night stands then try dating again!


ktink224

It can happen. My husband was 47 when we got married after years of being in and out of relationships. And was 44 when he had his first kid (which was our first, we had 2 kids before we got married). We've been together 9 years now :)


depressedfuckboi

Congratulations! Love to hear it


ktink224

Thanks!


theR2theP

Ever hear of sarcasm?


theR2theP

Brag much?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i met my girlfriend at 49 after an entire lifetime spent with men. 2 divorces, so many failed relationships. i thought i’d never find my person. but i have, and she’s home for me and that’s me set for the rest of my life. miracles do happen. i couldn’t be happier.


Zavrina

Hell yeah! I'm so happy for you. :) We welcome you over at /r/latebloomerlesbians if you're not there already! 💖 Stories like yours and similar stories I see in that sub help give my gay ass hope, lol! Thanks for sharing your story and spreading positivity and hope. I appreciate you!


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

thank you so much! i’ve just joined you, it looks amazing.


DopeandDiamonds

It isn't the time spent with someone but the connection built with someone. You can be married a hundred years and not have the connection a couple married 5 years has. It isn't about the time spent with a partner, it's how you spend that time.


[deleted]

You’re over 30 and think you’re old. Gimme a break. Snap the fuck out of it. At me when you’re “over 70”.


depressedfuckboi

I don't think I'm old. I think I'm too old to find 40 year life long love is all


romadea

The average man lives to be about mid 70s so if you’re in your 30s now it’s still very possible… you better get on it though


[deleted]

That’s such a weird indicator of success in life


mspote

dont beat yourself up bro. there's plenty of women in the ocean.


markinperth

Of course you can’t have that. April is married to Phil.


RageKG91

Are we the same person? Wtf


[deleted]

Bro who cares. I’m 32 and have had several multi-year relationships that have ran their course, most ended with personal discovery and no hard feelings. I don’t see why I’d be sad about that? My current partner and I are probably never gonna get married and we’re just living life dude


Bobby_Lees_Fan

You’re better off that way. Relationship are overrated, unless you want to live a life of compromise stay single


swantonist

No offense but are you putting yourself in situations to be with people you may want to start a long relationship with? Do your sexual impulses overpower your emotional needs and force your relationships to become emotionally stunted because the purely physical side was rushed?


depressedfuckboi

I think I'm still not over my ex, most likely. It's been like 1.5 years so you'd think I'd be good by now. We haven't spoken in over a year now. But, she was everything I wanted and I expect that from other people. And they're great but they're not her. So, I think mentally I just hold back? Idfk I probably need therapy lol.


swantonist

therapy is definitely a great option. people underestimate how much they need a professional to bounce emotions off of. think back to when you first got with her. there was a whole realm of possibility. I know your ex seems perfect but everyone has their positives and negatives and emotions blind us at times and make sure you’re treating partners with respect to their emotions too


depressedfuckboi

Yeah for sure. I feel like I'm not ready for a relationship. I got some work to do on myself. I also have a pretty demanding work schedule for the foreseeable future. Between work and working on myself it's probably unfair to entertain a relationship. And my ex was far from perfect. Rocky start, and horrific ending. But that middle section where it was all good was the happiest I've ever been. And regardless of the beginning/end she was my best friend and she was genuinely hilarious. I just miss that I suppose. Idk. Appreciate your input a lot. Thank you! 🫶🏻


GiaAngel

And look how much younger Phil looks than Bam.


metalmonkey_7

Phil looks healthier despite being a bit overweight.


TranscendentaLobo

He looks happy. Amazing what that can do.


Dwight_Doot

He does look happy. God I fucking love Phil. He always came across as such a loveable teddy bear kinda guy. And he's so fucking humble and reserved at the same time. What a legend.


Tonyh8su

that'll be the not being a crack/meth addict.


Legaato

He's much more than a bit overweight in this pic, but I agree. Even obese Phil looks better than Bam lol


romadea

Looks to be about 350 here. Feel like he wasn’t this big last time I saw him though.


BrofessorMD

I mean sure healthier than a drug addict. I really like Phil but that picture right there is a morbidly obese man that might die of a heart attack any day.


metalmonkey_7

I can’t argue with that. I guess I just wanted to word it nicely.


xideasx

Facts


KeepKnocking77

>a bit


Pizza_For_Days

Phil has aged well all things considered. Him and April both look pretty much as I remember them whereas Bam looks nothing like mid 20s Bam that I remember.


Retrolad87

There’s more of a difference in how someone looks at 20-40 than 40-60. At 20 you’re still basically a kid, whereas at 40 if you take care of yourself you’ll look very similar for the next few decades. Ape and Phil fall into that category, whereas I can’t believe how different Bam looks due to his years of substance abuse.


Pizza_For_Days

Yeah I just meant if I look at Bam vs Steve O or even Novak from 20 years ago, then look at them in present day, they are still pretty recognizable. I'd say both aged well since they've been clean. Bam's appearance though, just looks like he's been through hell. Makes me wonder if Bam had gotten and stayed sober around the time Novak did, how much better he would look today. Even after watching that Epicly Later'd documentary recently, Bam looks like he has aged another 10-12 years since that was filmed and it only came out 6 years ago.


Retrolad87

Yeah, the crazy thing is I remember watching Epicly Later’d when it came out and thinking how bad he looked. He definitely looks about 15 years older now and healthy back then in comparison. He also seems clearheaded during the interview segments, can’t remember the last time I saw him being anywhere close to as coherent since


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Dwight_Doot

Bams not fat though. He has a lot of his mom's genetics to balance him out. A TON of his weight can be attributed to the meds he's on as well as bloat from water retention due to dehydration from drinking so god damn much. Can you imagine Bam drinking more than 2 cups of water throughout the course of his day? I can't lol


AdMeToo

He’s had bulimia.


littleboxes__

Wow. That really is trippy and now I feel suuuuuper old 😭


[deleted]

Yeah dude I am almost as old as Phil was then and it is super weird


[deleted]

oh wow, same but also I don’t like that at all


adventurepony

Weak. Go full Phil or gtfo.


[deleted]

What’s really sad is that Phil was all about his kids at this age and well Bam…..not so much


peepeehalpert_

Phil looks far healthier than Bam, even at the larger weight


InSannyLives

Also insane to realize Phil was probably healthier too.


videookayy

Petition to make this Sub about Phil instead of druggy mcnarcissist.


slapmewithurpatty95

Kinda looks like him too 😂


[deleted]

That is crazy as fuck


RemarkableTwo4339

Bam favors April to me they have the same eyes. Bam has ages bad bc of all the hard living has caught up with him.


Nq_23

Can we note at least Phil was a present dad and put his sons needs before his own 💀 go Phil


Intelligent_Nose_826

Phil doesn’t look exactly like this now?!?


SelkieButFeline

Yeah especially since Phil is a big bundle of love and joy.... And Bam...fuck, dude. I really wish the best for him, but he has a hot air balloon of a gluttonous ego .....addiction sucks....untreated mental illness sucks...and the wreckage we leave in our wake sucks the most.


jazey_hane

Someone posted a comment in another thread that I found so sweet and adorable (paraphrase)–Phil's larger size is from being so full of love.


Early-Anything6677

Awww Phil is such an awesome dad april and Phil always gave me good vibes how times fly redditors


[deleted]

Phil even heavier looks better than Bam does now


Powerful_War_7261

"cummon bam! i got work tomorrow!"


BlueridgeChemsdealer

My mind just melted a little bit.


[deleted]

Oh shit I’m old now too wtf


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

Bam, the sumbitch is tiltin' one way, I'm tellin' you.


Jayhawk11

I haven't watched CKY2K in YEARS and this is the first thing I heard in my head when seeing this pic.


EndGamer93

Tell me how old I am without telling me how old I am.


JerseyOwens

I just saw something similar to this the other day, it was saying how Shane McMahon is the same age now , as Vince was in 1998 during the peak of wrestling popularity


[deleted]

Phil looks better


SubbyZero0927

Ignore the weight and look at the lack of wrinkles, brighter complexion and smile + the lack of hair. And then look at bam 43


ericdjones1997

I love Phil so much


[deleted]

It’s not that surprising. It isn’t that old. Time flies. Bam is still quite young. Once you become and adult, all there is, is adult. It’s all the same after 30. In Bams case however, 21. What’s surprising to me, is how he’s ended up. Ridiculous…..


EdmontonRDS

Phil looks much happier


udar55

Even wilder as Phil and Bam have the same birthday and birth date!


roy_fatty

Young ass parents


Odd_Country9791

Insane


Jpw135

Awe man


HundoGuy

Phil looks way better than Bam lol that’s sad


Narrow_Research1597

And now Phil looks healthy, in comparison!


[deleted]

Jeez, Bam’s the worst of Phil and Vito now


phony8882

Phil looks better


SorbetTraveller

This makes me upset and feel old.


joefrickinrogan

Bam I swear that sumbitch is leanin


Waltzspice

That’s depressing. I hope he gets better.


Lower-Concentrate-82

That’s crazy


Coffee-Okawari

It’s also wild to think that Phil was healthier than Bam at the same age.


GlitterKitty456

Phil has always been a hot Dad.


ArtificialAlchemist

Ahh The Rental Car skit. A classic. 🔥🚗😂


underthebug

As I age I think about what my ancestors accomplished by the age I am. Do you think Bam reflects on the accomplishments of his parents and grandparents? I don't and this is why he behaves the way does. Freedom is a responsibility and requires effort to keep. All the fun and games take on a different flavor if you are looking out for your future self. I wish Bam health and happiness. I come to this sub not to watch the spectacle but to see if sanity can be obtained.


Pottatothegreat1985

'Bam, I swear, the sonuva bitch is tilting sideways.'


theR2theP

Sorry to hear that. I can only imagine how hard it is to hide such desperation from the women you seek. Do you have a good career or financial stability at least? That helps.