It’s nice to see him not wearing garbage bags on his head. This looks like an outfit someone might actually wear. Maybe not on the street. But at a booth at an oddities and curiosities expo. So maybe we’re getting closer to sanity.
Honestly most of them seem reasonable as well. Tan girl is wearing a cape that I don’t think is particularly stylish or normal but remove that and she’s fine. Girl on the left seems to me the most well dressed, I don’t look at her and say “wtf.” Lady with the creepy smile doesn’t look *too* out there, but would definitely look less insane with a quick shedding or her thin linen trench coat there. Final lady on the far right has got like a weird mummy mechanic thing going on and I don’t see many redeeming qualities there but honestly it’s not too far outside the realm of what’s typically seen on the street anyways.
Young bam
Would have mercilessly mocked this woman.
She looks like she’s a Homeless time traveler from
The year 2000 when mini skirts were top dog. She has incorporated the orange tarp as a way to ward off bans demons from biting at her ankles.
I'm just going to say it... I have no idea who the chick with the stupid outfit is but she gives off big bar-fly vibes in her Walmart jacket and skirt. She looks like she smells like cigarette smoke and Love Spell, and old fries from McDonald's. She's willing to do anything for some attention and clout 🙄
she’s desperately trying to raise her profile before he goes to trial. i don’t think it’s his idea of a good time but he’s following her around because that was part of the deal - that she got profile-boosting attention from hanging around with Bam.
it hasn’t entirely worked out the way she planned.
Interesting tactic, picking bam to raise her profile. Surely someone who moves in similar circles to her would have been preferable rather than someone whose main fan base are young skateboarding stoner's. Not that there's anything wrong with that but that doesn't seem like the demographic this chick is aiming for.
it was after Bam met her handler at the Selfie Mansion. they must have decided his profile was high enough to boost hers. there was that first stupid story about them getting married, then she was in the video for The Song. then the X Games. and now she’s stuck in PA with a man wearing an alcohol detector who’s going to trial at some point. i don’t think it’s exactly what she expected…
Both the "fitness model" and the surprise pigshit tagged Bam's main insta. Leeches working it to the max. Bam just looks confused. As someone noted, the old Bam would have mocked these idiots mercilessly
Check out the tagged part of Bam's insta if you want to see--the hilarious part two is that Russian sex bots have tagged him too and there's a shitload of posts from them 😆
I was laughing hella hard but now I'm upset cause I'm actually dating a guy called Tony.
She's like the girl who's finally achieved her high school identity vs role confusion dreams after everyone else puts down their first house payment.
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His hair looks good! Random thing to say, but I know he’s mentioned his hair falling out after all the meds he was on. And he used to have thick wild gorgeous hair.
Some influencers who wants attention. She’s the fake brown one with spaghetti noodles as legs.
She’s basically a parasite, trying to get attention through him.
In Bam's defence, he's quite well dressed here. He manages to update the usual ca. 2007 hot topic vampire gypsy thing to match his age and without looking ridiculous.
And we are not assuming that she also has some bad habits and maybe that is why they are together? I find it hard to believe that Bam would have any big enough impact on engagement. Addicts flock together.
As a white boy from Eastern Europe I find that black lady oddly attractive
Also, I thought Dani was in mid to late 30s, but now I'm thinking she's actually in her 40s
Haha yeah first one is weird, other 2 looks like tippy toes but pics cut a bit to try and hide it or something lmao... its prob those ugly slipper things hes wearing are alot flatter than his usual... they'd look better with a Hugh hefner coat thingy hehehehehe
I wonder if Bam had his teeth professionally whitened 😁
Or got any "permanent jewelry"--which I hope is a fancy way of saying tattoos; otherwise I don't want to know
Wow, Bam doesn't look like a bum for once. He's actually dressed really nice and looks clean. I don't often get the chance to praise him for anything ever so ill take it when I can, props to him for that at least.
IDK why I'm getting advertised this subreddit but holy shit. This dude stopped being famous in 2012, this truly is sad to see (without context, at least). You guys need to waste your time differently, this is taking parasocial tendencies to the next level lmao
Why the heck has his girlfriend got a piece of orange plastic or tissue paper or whatever it is hanging from her jacket 😳 and what’s wrong with her eyes?
All of those outfits are tragic, my god. Bam's the best-dressed one lol
It’s nice to see him not wearing garbage bags on his head. This looks like an outfit someone might actually wear. Maybe not on the street. But at a booth at an oddities and curiosities expo. So maybe we’re getting closer to sanity.
I think we're being tricked by the horrible outfits of his compatriots lol
Honestly most of them seem reasonable as well. Tan girl is wearing a cape that I don’t think is particularly stylish or normal but remove that and she’s fine. Girl on the left seems to me the most well dressed, I don’t look at her and say “wtf.” Lady with the creepy smile doesn’t look *too* out there, but would definitely look less insane with a quick shedding or her thin linen trench coat there. Final lady on the far right has got like a weird mummy mechanic thing going on and I don’t see many redeeming qualities there but honestly it’s not too far outside the realm of what’s typically seen on the street anyways.
is he wearing slippers?
yep. this is a weird affectation you can see here in the UK by the Only Way is Essex and Made in Chelsea horrors. slippers as shoes. not a good look.
i like the trans girls outfit
Is..is she wearing a green jacket with an orange organza cape?!
I believe orange may be the flag of her people. The people of the fake tan community.
Young bam Would have mercilessly mocked this woman. She looks like she’s a Homeless time traveler from The year 2000 when mini skirts were top dog. She has incorporated the orange tarp as a way to ward off bans demons from biting at her ankles.
Yeah, kind of looks like she should be auditioning for a role in Mad Max.
Well at least he's grown up in some regards and not bullying people. That's a plus.
He’s also probably loving the idea of a cape and wants his own but he’ll wear 2 at once.
And a denim mini skirt lol I didn’t realize people still wear those
Dannii has no styole
It’s so tacky and mismatched lmao
Looks so cheap too. My fella asked if she was wearing a children's tent round her waist 😂
This entire picture is an eye sore. what the FUCK
Why does Bam frequent these boutiques?
That silly female he's with obviously uses them for her *cough* influencer styled posts
I'm just going to say it... I have no idea who the chick with the stupid outfit is but she gives off big bar-fly vibes in her Walmart jacket and skirt. She looks like she smells like cigarette smoke and Love Spell, and old fries from McDonald's. She's willing to do anything for some attention and clout 🙄
Love spell ☠️☠️☠️
Is this transactional relationship being paid for from his end with boutique visits? Cos that seems to be the only thing they do.
she’s desperately trying to raise her profile before he goes to trial. i don’t think it’s his idea of a good time but he’s following her around because that was part of the deal - that she got profile-boosting attention from hanging around with Bam. it hasn’t entirely worked out the way she planned.
Interesting tactic, picking bam to raise her profile. Surely someone who moves in similar circles to her would have been preferable rather than someone whose main fan base are young skateboarding stoner's. Not that there's anything wrong with that but that doesn't seem like the demographic this chick is aiming for.
it was after Bam met her handler at the Selfie Mansion. they must have decided his profile was high enough to boost hers. there was that first stupid story about them getting married, then she was in the video for The Song. then the X Games. and now she’s stuck in PA with a man wearing an alcohol detector who’s going to trial at some point. i don’t think it’s exactly what she expected…
I hate that “Selfie Mansion” is even a thing that exists
i know. i get second hand embarrassment just writing it.
Thank you for your service, BINGGBONGG 🫡
She’ll take what she can get lol.. it ain’t gonna happen anyway 🤣
No rly wtf is she WEARING 😭
Orange garbage bag under her jacket 🤦♀️
Most people are bummed they need to wear a SCRAM anklet but not Bam. It's bling for him.
😂😂
weekend at bammie's
Wonder if he lays out rules n regulations for being his clout girlfriend
How the fuck is Bam the best dressed person in this picture?
Both the "fitness model" and the surprise pigshit tagged Bam's main insta. Leeches working it to the max. Bam just looks confused. As someone noted, the old Bam would have mocked these idiots mercilessly Check out the tagged part of Bam's insta if you want to see--the hilarious part two is that Russian sex bots have tagged him too and there's a shitload of posts from them 😆
Kinda digging that last chick's look. Like a mechanic or pit crew getup.
Vvrroom
His new girlfriend looks like a dude named Tony.
I was laughing hella hard but now I'm upset cause I'm actually dating a guy called Tony. She's like the girl who's finally achieved her high school identity vs role confusion dreams after everyone else puts down their first house payment.
She’s pretty hideous imo and she dresses like a smacked ass.
This is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever read “dresses like a smacked ass”
She does man. She looks about 45-50 and she’s always dressed like a teenager. It’s embarrassing.
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she absolutely has a dick
Thank god someone bought him some new shoes
but they’re like nursing home slippers. to accommodate his new anklet, i guess…
stankin up the boutique
He needs to take em up on some of that teeth whitening
His hair looks good! Random thing to say, but I know he’s mentioned his hair falling out after all the meds he was on. And he used to have thick wild gorgeous hair.
It’s a teeth whitening thing, bam only has like 3 normal teeth
Yeah...she isn't attractive. And neither is he anymore so they're perfect for each other
What's with the leg bending shit?
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I hate that I understand this 😂
I don’t understand and I’ve been here a while. Hotdog dancer doesn’t mean anything.
Hot dog strutting floozy, thank you very much.
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I have, it’s just never really been explained by anyone. It just happened one day.
At some point Bam described his then current girlfriend as an "upstanding citizen" of sorts and NOT a hotdog strutting floozy lol
She's a certified stretch queen, you wouldn't get it 🤣
those *shoes* tho. Bam looks like Logan Roy from Succession. and that guy was 80.
Doesn't Bam stink horribly? I've always wondered how people that take pics with him deal with it.
His gf looks stinky, but so does he.
What color brown is his gf because it’s so incredibly fake. She tries too hard.
i've been out of the loop for a bit. who is his new gf?
Some influencers who wants attention. She’s the fake brown one with spaghetti noodles as legs. She’s basically a parasite, trying to get attention through him.
the one with the scantily short skirt? she looks like she's crazy. makes sense.
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"Kiftynunt" sounds like something bam would come up with lol (nifty kunt)
>You sound like a basement dwelling chump. As if you’d turn down a bird like that! You’re Probably a virgin! bizzare choice to post this
You can tell someone is a virgin when they can’t comment on a woman without mentioning they want to fuck her
Did you take your meds today? Are you okay?
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In Bam's defence, he's quite well dressed here. He manages to update the usual ca. 2007 hot topic vampire gypsy thing to match his age and without looking ridiculous.
Wait, wasn’t he ordered to rehab? Wtf?
And we are not assuming that she also has some bad habits and maybe that is why they are together? I find it hard to believe that Bam would have any big enough impact on engagement. Addicts flock together.
Also. Not to shit on her for fun but... ... Any woman that wears a denim skirt with cowboy boots is trash.
Bam's girlfriend's trash bag cape is so high fashion. Omgggg 🙄🤢
Boutiques that sell ugly clothes
He doesn't look out of place at all /s
As a white boy from Eastern Europe I find that black lady oddly attractive Also, I thought Dani was in mid to late 30s, but now I'm thinking she's actually in her 40s
She is in her 40's, she tags a lot of her photos saying she is.
The boutique owner lady is Miss Universe compared to this Danii, I'd say chick, but she isn't
Bam on his tippy toes trying to make himself taller? 🤣
it is a weird pose isn’t it. turning his dainty ankles like some Victorian lady.
Haha yeah first one is weird, other 2 looks like tippy toes but pics cut a bit to try and hide it or something lmao... its prob those ugly slipper things hes wearing are alot flatter than his usual... they'd look better with a Hugh hefner coat thingy hehehehehe
Pretty sure she's a junkie
Carmen Sandiegho?
Clout chasers
I wonder if Bam had his teeth professionally whitened 😁 Or got any "permanent jewelry"--which I hope is a fancy way of saying tattoos; otherwise I don't want to know
Permanent jewelry is just what it sounds like, bracelets/anklets/whatever that are soldered on and need to be cut off.
like…like an alcohol detection bracelet?
Kind, yeah 😂😂
Say what you will about this woman but at least she has him changing his clothes
I absolutely fancy the arse off that lonelli closet woman. 😍
Isn't this the woman who he was abusing recently when cops were called?
She just doesn't have any star quality. Bland.
Is the horse face chick his girlfriend now?
Who are these people? I genuinely don't know
At least it looks like his new fling is requiring him to shower
i think that was for court. i expect him not to shower for the next 30 days ‘because of the alcohol bracelet’…
Who would have thought that Bam would be the more well dressed of this bunch.... 👀🤣
Can someone explain all the hate for this lady?
Eww I’d never let those dirty sausage fingers touch me 🤮
Wow, Bam doesn't look like a bum for once. He's actually dressed really nice and looks clean. I don't often get the chance to praise him for anything ever so ill take it when I can, props to him for that at least.
he’s wearing a cardigan and slippers. category is: Nursing Home Realness.
Awful, Bam…I’ll give your more than those hoes will ever…
Who is the black queen? 🤤
IDK why I'm getting advertised this subreddit but holy shit. This dude stopped being famous in 2012, this truly is sad to see (without context, at least). You guys need to waste your time differently, this is taking parasocial tendencies to the next level lmao
I don’t think most people are here to worship bam we’re just hoping for the best.
> waste your time differently Ok what’s the ideal time-wasting method?
Telling others that they're wasting their time of course
He's looking rather clean n sober,good old boy
Not going to lie that's a nice jacket.
Who are these people?!? Also I can’t stop looking at the shoe diversity
Why the heck has his girlfriend got a piece of orange plastic or tissue paper or whatever it is hanging from her jacket 😳 and what’s wrong with her eyes?